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2015

17

Aug

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is apparently a billionaire, running her company, that is called honest, which is usually a red flag and means it is not honest, but according to people I know they actually make decent product, and the only lie is that Alba has anything to do with anything, she’s just there, a poster girl for the brand…that helped make it massive…and that is now going public and in going public…the strategy is get this bitch in the media…at least that’s my theory, maybe she’s just an attention whore…who loves male attention and showing off her mom body…that she got trapping a sucker who I guess at the time was stoked he had the hottest shitty actress in Hollywood…but now is just stoked because when they go public he can escape her….as they don’t need to project this perfect married couple…that makes Honest…Honest…

TO SEE HER IN HER BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER IN ALLURE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Bella Thorne is the New 17 Year Old to Want of the Day

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I am sure there are other 17 year olds you’ll want to jerk off to…but this one is the biggest deal right now. People find her hot, despite being a ginger. I guess her parents prostituted her out properly for their hippie family…that put everything into selling out the family…

Now that Kylie is 18, who people thought was so hot and interesting in the day before she turned 18, which was coincidentally – the day she turned into a gutter tranny who banks TYGA…

She was in a bikini…

The Teen Choice awards happened and there were no 17 year olds there – but rather 40 year olds who pay 17 on TV…in an award show I’d never way, but support because it is for the purpose of selling product to 17 year olds…which I guess is important…because 17 year olds are all fucking sluts…

Sarah Hyland, Charlotte McKinney, Shay Mitchell….

: Actress Sarah Hyland arrives at the 2015 Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles, California, United States August 16, 2015. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok

: Shay Mitchell arrives at the Teen Choice Awards at the Galen Center on Sunday, Aug. 16, 2015, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Daisy Fuentes Ass in Bathing Suit of the Day

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I remember jerking off to Daisy Fuentes on America’s Funniest Videos…after she replaced the cast of Full House….only because I was living in small town Canada and she was the connection I had to hispanic tranny looking bitches…who weren’t J.Lo…

Well, here’s her ass, and I don’t know if we are meant to notice this, but hispanic is loyal…and never forget these girls…and follow them into their 80s…all while they show off their ass because it’s a cultural thing white people don’t understand…but jerk off to…

Posted in:Daisy Fuentes|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Ashley Benson is Funny on Snapchat of the Day

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Chubby Ashley Benson, like other chubby girls is a comedian…using her jokes to get ahead, instead of her tits, because they’ve taken her as far as she can go….so instead she’s out making cum on her face jokes…and it is perfect…It’s like she gets it…

I generally don’t like shit, fart, girls making cum shot jokes…I just find it trashy and usually makes me not want to fuck a girl for being so lame….But today is a new day, I am feeling not so irritable, I guess my Diabetes are chilling, because for some reason, a reason I call her big tits, I am sold her being a frat boy, not cuz I’m gay and into frat boys or their initiaions, but because she’s famous….and trolling, which is what every famous person should be doing…use that fame for LOLZ…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator…no one cares about…

But we do care about tits…and she has tits…

Tits that she wants to show off to the world…

Because tits are in style…

People love tits.

Here is some Miley and Rita…cuz it’s a small exclusive world you can’t be part of…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER TITS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Miley Cyrus Looks Tight Bodied of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus posted this outfit…her hip is doing some weirdness that I would be interested in getting to know intimately…but only because she’s making inbred face, as a tribute to her inbred roots, thanks to her redneck inbred family that got famous because of an inbred song and about an inbred and his sister, who ended up getting rich enough off it, to fuck someone outside of the family, that he knocked up and made Miley….a move that took them away from being inbred and brought them to Hollywood in some horrible version of the Beverly Hillbillies, because this time around, the daughter is a pop star lesbian who thinks she’s a feminist, showing her nipples….after being sold to Disney.

I guess I’ve always had a thing for incest, it all started in the early 80s when I saw my first 70s incest porn, it was big in the 70s…and something about a dad gangbanging his daughter while the other daughter was jealous she was left out…spoke to my soul..

Here are some other pics – with a nipple flash.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

17

Aug

NIcki Minaj Twerking in Meek Mills Face of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is some trashy, confused, identity crisis acting student who got cast as the black Lady Gaga, only to transition her into some hood hip hop girl, who was just two years earlier was the black Lady Gaga, in what is the weirdest transitions in recent pop culture years…but not really, it’s all bullshit, over-marketed, garbage…all lies…

That said, this is her ass in Meek Mill’s face, trying to give him street cred in his drake fight, even though there is no street cred in hip hop wars that feature all these vanilla, candy coated, rich kid actors…I want my hip hop wars to involve more death and violence..hood shit.

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2015

17

Aug

Camilla Forchhammer Christensen For Love and Lemons of the Day

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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen is a model…

For Love and Lemons is a lingerie company…

Camilla Forchhammer Christensen is in some copanign for For Love and Lemons and she is amazing…

She’s from Denmark, a solid danish, not unlike a cheese danish, I want to eat her…everywhere.

Posted in:Camilla Forchhammer Christensen|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Naked Woman Crossing the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Cop Body Slams Dude Singing Beach Boys

Dancing Dogs

Terrifying Koala of the Day

Parrot Loves to Slide

Unruly Lady on a Flight

New Jersey Bros in a Double KO

Fight at the Tube…

Cop Watches People Fight…

Grave Robber

Drunk Driver VS Family…

Classy Street of the Day

Dancing Thief…

ATM Doesn’t Give Dude His Money

Horny Old Couple…

Wife Kicks Husband in the Balls

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

17

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s 35th Birthday Party in Canada of the Day

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I think it is safe to say…that people are bored as fuck…or lame as fuck…or pathetic as fuck…

Because a world that goes out of their way to go worship a Kylie Jenner type of person, to the point of paying her 200,000 dollars to hangout for her 18th birthday, even though she’s a vapid cunt who offers the world very little, and just shows up as a little puppet or selfie taking sex toy, being offered money by porn companies to make porn, because she looks like a 30 year old weathered porn chick, and because she fills her ass up with big older black cock…

Even if the people are only there because there is nothing else going on, and why not stare at an over-hyped piled of shit, like it was in an aquarium at the fucking zoo….when really , observing shit in an aquarium is a horrible activity….I’ve tried int…

Maybe it’s just this whole selfie generation, and she’s queen of the selfie, a product of her sister, also a selfie champion and pornstar, that get so much media hype…especially on social media, all for doing nothing, which I guess this is what people are drawn to, this is what they envy, do a porn tape, become the center of attention, for no reason, make the world see your instagram pics, get those likes…take those selfies..

Sure she’s got a fucking pile of issues, being the youngest in the shitiest family, or maybe she’s got daddy issues…you know since her dad thinks he has a pussy…because girls get more attention and he loves attention…

It’s pretty disgusting on all levels, and that’s not even delving into her already banged out pussy, that’s just looking at top level of she represents…because I think it is important to know that you can be a useless cunt at 18….

Here are some pics – she’s barely cute…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW