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2015

19

Jun

Hailey Baldwin’s 18 Year Old Ass of the Day

Hailey Baldwin proves that if you merge a Baldwin with a Brazilian model….

You don’t have to end up with some potato headed Irish looking overrated monster…

But instead a recently turned 18, rich kid in that lame Jenner rich kid scene…who has been rumored to be fucking Bieber since she was under 18…because Bieber is a sex offender…assuming he’s not a faggot…because he seems like a faggot…but the fact that he’s rumored to be getting up in this small round young ass in short shorts that know exactly what they are doing…may prove otherwise…

This girl may just be some instagram famous with a famous last name…and father…but her body is nice and ridiculous…

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2015

19

Jun

Marlijn Hoek by Umit Savaci of the Day

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Marlijn Hoek is a barely known model…who may be known now that she’s done some Victoria’s Secret swim campaigns….but who we can assume is another one of these ethnic girls coming to America to steal american model jobs, because American models are all plus sized and still haven’t taken over the bikini market, even though every girl who shops at Victoria’s Secret is probably fat…possibly from a middle class suburban existence…while the hot skinny girls have taste…that’s why they don’t eat their feelings…and take care of themselves..

That said, Marlijn Hoek, is pretty fucking perfect, and this shoot with photographter UMIT…it’s the kind of beach pictures I like to see…not boring at all…even if they’re boring…because of her tits…that even when they are boring are magical….

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2015

19

Jun

Selena Gomez Apparently Braless of the Day

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Apparently, Selena Gomez isn’t wearing a bra in these pics…

I can’t tell if she’s wearing a bra or not, you see I just assume no one wears bras these days, they aren’t in style, especially when they have small breast implants, because their tits end up with built in bras…but I guess girls are so programmed by society or their family or their moms or their schools…to wear bras…that when they don’t wear bras they make a big deal out of it, talk about it like it’s a thing, in some exodus you’d think was comparable to the slaves being emancipated…when normal girls start exploring this world…usually when over 25, because under 25 grew up on porn and those girls are fine walking around with their assholes exposed…thank god for that…

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2015

19

Jun

Leven Rambin & Adria Arjona for GQ of the Day

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Leven Rambin and Adria Arjona are in the new season of True Detective…

The PR people at True Detective told the marketing department at True Detective that they should get a magazine to do a feature on the main babes in the show this season…because men like babes, men likes babe implying lesbianism in lingerie, it’s worked for other shows before, let’s pay GQ 100,000 dollars and see it go viral…

And I guess we should be thankful for these basic, low hanging fruit, ideas…that are almost porny, but not because this is mainstream media…

Because if you can’t jerk off to it, or think of jerking off because you want to cum on it….then it doesn’t exist…

Posted in:Adria Arjona|Leven Rambin

2015

19

Jun

Rose McGowan’s Boobs of the Day

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Rose McGowan has told me…at least over her personal facebook…that I am pretty much a piece of shit…

She is not down with the shit that I write…she finds it obnoxious, unproductive, a waste of time and negative…

She told me that I could just as easily say good things about people, rather than being a piece of shit hater….

Well, the good news is, that no matter how much I make fun of overpaid cunts, or laugh at overrated cunts, or call out the media and advertising for brainwashing us…because the whole thing is a farce….and no matter how Rose McGowan doesn’t see the humor, or even care I exist…but cared enough to tell me I pretty much suck….

I can still look at her tits…like it was still 1995 and this was doom generation…a mainstream movie I rented because of it’s rating back in 1995..when tits in movies mattered….because they are perfect…

So Rose McGowan is not a fan of me, and doesn’t care enough to even know I exist, but cared enough to tell me I suck…but I am a fan of her tits…and I guess that’s what matters..in this horrible world we live in…

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2015

19

Jun

Barbara Palvin’s Wet for Elle Sweden of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is some Hungarian model, who was an It girl, back when Victoria’s Secret first imported her…because before she even turned 18, which you’d assume was illegal to do, you know importing 17 year olds to pose nude or half nude for your brand, but I guess…that’s just how these things are in Eastern europe and who am I to judge generations of communism, when really I jsut want to look at their tits…ideally before they get to Palvin’s level of being unattainable and overpaid…

She”s in Elle, she’s wet, there’s cleavage and she’s not that hot…But I guess being used as a patsy in a scandal involving Bieber, tricked the world into thinking she matters…and I guess that’s all it takes…to matter…that and showing tit, even when it’s subtle…

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2015

19

Jun

Kate Upton is a Tank in an Airport of the DAy

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I find it interesting, but not interesting at all, that Kate Upton is heavier than any of the plus sized models the agencies are booking for work, because America likes fat chicks, as america is fat chicks, and skinny chicks just upset buyers who can’t relate to skinny chicks, but hate skinny chicks, for not eating as much cake as them….

I mean there is so much more interesting to look at, to focus on, to pay attention to, that some girl who was busty at 16 and fit enough to get famous as a titty model…even though she started out rich to begin with, her dad invented the washing machine…I know she looks more like her dad invented the deep fryer…

Not that it matters…what does matter is that you’d still let her sit on your face, now that she’s grown into her tits, even though you’d probably die…you’ve lived long enough anyway…

Here are her pants about to explode…because she doesn’t want to size-up…

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2015

19

Jun

Britney Spears Sports Bra of the Day

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I don’t know if I posted this Britney Spears sports bra picture from a week ago…

But I am posting it now…because Britney Spears is always good to look at, even if she’s a week late…or I’m a week late…or she’s 10 years too old to still be considered hot…or that she’s got her too many kids….

She just embeds are much more interesting time, of a girl losing her mind, being turned into an official legal puppet, all while some dude moved in an knocked her up for financial gain…not once but twice…making her represent everything I’m into…and not just because of the tits…

So take it in….and keep Britney alive…her family relies on it…

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2015

19

Jun

Cameron Diaz Face of the Day

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A few weeks ago, rich kid, Hollywood kid, has a career because her parents were connected and not because she’s pretty Maggie Gyllenhaal turned to the media to whine about being told she’s too old to play the love interest in movies, even though she’s under 40, because last time I checked being over 30 is old as fuck and too old to be the love interest in movies…not to mention…she’s not hot and shouldn’t ever be the love interest, it’s just not believable…especially when LA is filled with hot girls willing to act as the love interest…some who are trained actors…

Well, the first thing I though of when I heard the story was Cameron Diaz…the second was Jennifer Anistion…because every romantic comedy that book them to be the babe, ignoring that they aren’t in their 20s, that their glory days are over, that they are rich as fuck all for being hot, and can be put to pasture, offended me at my core with every line or shitty joke they read in those movies…

She was hot, is now old…and her face is fucking terrifying…yet still getting work….even though there is such thing as being too old…it’s not a feminist thing. This is the proof…

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|SFW

2015

19

Jun

Joanna Krupa’s Ass Crack of the Day

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Here’s Joanna Krupa showing the top of her ass crack in jeans for the paparazzi…pretending to be checking her bag or whatever the fuck she’s doing…and I guess this is just a subtle glimpse into the whoring that she’s done in her career to even have a career…that started in the 90s in men’s magazines half naked, probably not making much money..and ended on shitty Gold Digger shows…because her whoring usually involves flashing tits, pussy or what I would assume is sticking things in her ass crack.for large groups of rich men….and not just showing to top of it….but I guess you can’t be trashy whore at all times…sometimes you need to be a subtle one…right…

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