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2015

18

Aug

Kendall Jenner Boring for Vogue of the Day

Kendall Jenner is playing make belief…as a lot of rich people do, but they believe their bulsshit so hard, that other people around them believe it to….So it makes sense that she’s considered a model, because she’s skinny enough, tall enough, and relevant enough in this social media driven world…

It’s like she’s not as disgusting as the other Kardashians and she targets a younger generation of people who are just idiots impressed by instagram followers, because they don’t have patience to watch movies or get into people with actual talent, but rather they just accept the low hanging fruit, kitchen garbage people that are dropped in their face..

And really, Vogue just perpetuates this shit because they want to make ad dollars…

Kendall Jenner is average at best…but I guess so are all models…but turning a reality star into a Vogue Cover girl…is just the fucking worst…the world…so misguided..

She’s just so average and this photoshoot is just garbage. She’s the kind of girl we are interested in when naked, not like this

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2015

18

Aug

Just a Topless Girl on FLakka and Other Videos of the Day

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Teens Throw a Homeless Dude in the Water

Pakistan Airlines has No Air Conditioning – Bet it Smells Good

Cat Gets Brain Freeze

Fitness Fail –

Naked Human Bowling

Egging a Car

Girl Carrying Cash Gets Killed….

Girl Tases Dude Gets Knocked out

Hooker Vs Crazy Asian with a Knife

Girl on FLAKKA of the Day

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2015

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I’ve decided my new strategy to get nudes from girls is to just repeatedly tell them that I love them….

I did the vulgar dirty talk and it worked, so like anything, I want to progress and adapt to new approaches to life…

If you don’t adapt…you go extinct…

Well it turns out if you tell girls to sit on your face, they get intrigued, because sitting on faces feels good…especially when you tell them to rock their hips back and forth as you firmly grab their asses…the more descriptive, the wetter they get and the wetter they get…the nudes come in…

If you tell the same girl you love her, you’re in love with her and she’s all you think about, she’ll find you a creep and block you…

So romance is dead, because it doesn’t make girls cum…and if they tell you otherwise, they are just being princesses and won’t fuck you anyway…

Here are some stepLNKS…in the Morning…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Baby Miniature Horse…
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Rachel Mortenson in Lingerie
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Here’s the Nanny Fame Whoring
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Kylie Jenner’s 10 Million Dollar Sex Tape
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Halle Berry Bra
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Rose McGowan Nipples
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Some Jennifer Hudson…
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Calm Owl
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Babes Who Get Crazy as Fuck on Cam
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2015

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a romantic…

Not the kind of romantic who sends girls dick pics, or who jerks off into a sink on snapchat to show how much I care…

I am a romantic in the traditional sense of the term, where I encourage all girls to sit on my face…because no pussy is too disgusting for me…not even the ones who smell like feet…

It happens…and I’ll lick it…

If I took on life the way I took on eating random pussy…I would probably be a lot more successful..it’d be like…do this horrible job, with horrible work conditions, that may kill you and will probably get you sick….doesn’t seem so bad…if it has a clit…

But make me do actual work, even sitting at a computer all day…is a life I’m not willing to live..so no private jets for me, but I assure you that I have plenty of cold sores to go around…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps!
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Rihanna GIves the Finger
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Thong of the Day
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Britney Spears Has Big Tits
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Christina Aguilera’s Big Fake Tits
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Julia Roberts and Taylor Swift on Stage – Weirdness
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World Record Slackline
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Selena Gomez has Boobs..and a Double Chin…
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Slut of the Day
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34 Homeless People with the Funniest Cardboard Signs
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Kylie Jenner Pasties
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Taylor Hill is an Amazing Model
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Trump Told a Kid He’s Batman
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Big Fucking Tits
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West Jet Flight Attendent is Crazy
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Taylor Swift Blames Katy Perry for Miley’s Shade
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The Worst Things to Do While Drunk
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Big Brother Nudity
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Rose McGowan Nipples
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Jason Derulo – > Kicked Off a Plane
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Selfies! Selfies!
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23 Times Product Placement Was Part of the Joke
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Ashley Benson’s Got Hard Nipples
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Awesome Movie Nudity….
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Bullfighter Fail
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Greer Grammer in a Dress
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Kendall Jenner – Leggings
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Paper RObots
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Today Show Doesn’t Like Black Peple
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Victoria’s Secret Bullshit
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Ronda Rousey Wants to be Captain Marvel
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Truck Crashes into a Highway Sign…
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Herve LEger Doesn’t Want Fat, Old, Trash, Lesbians / Kim Kardashian in his Dresses
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BUSH OF THE DAY
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Big Titty Bubble Bath
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Bush of the Day
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GET MORE PUSSY HERE THAN ON TINDER
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Classy Stripping…
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Just a COuple of Lesbians
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Topless Greek Bitch
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Girl Smoking Weed in Front of th Mirror
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Fight of the Day
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Protein Shake of the Day
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This Pussy Looks Orange
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Library Masturbation
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Porn GIFS of the Dya
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Naked Hollywood Gossip
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2015

17

Aug

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is apparently a billionaire, running her company, that is called honest, which is usually a red flag and means it is not honest, but according to people I know they actually make decent product, and the only lie is that Alba has anything to do with anything, she’s just there, a poster girl for the brand…that helped make it massive…and that is now going public and in going public…the strategy is get this bitch in the media…at least that’s my theory, maybe she’s just an attention whore…who loves male attention and showing off her mom body…that she got trapping a sucker who I guess at the time was stoked he had the hottest shitty actress in Hollywood…but now is just stoked because when they go public he can escape her….as they don’t need to project this perfect married couple…that makes Honest…Honest…

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TO SEE HER IN ALLURE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Bella Thorne is the New 17 Year Old to Want of the Day

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I am sure there are other 17 year olds you’ll want to jerk off to…but this one is the biggest deal right now. People find her hot, despite being a ginger. I guess her parents prostituted her out properly for their hippie family…that put everything into selling out the family…

Now that Kylie is 18, who people thought was so hot and interesting in the day before she turned 18, which was coincidentally – the day she turned into a gutter tranny who banks TYGA…

She was in a bikini…

The Teen Choice awards happened and there were no 17 year olds there – but rather 40 year olds who pay 17 on TV…in an award show I’d never way, but support because it is for the purpose of selling product to 17 year olds…which I guess is important…because 17 year olds are all fucking sluts…

Sarah Hyland, Charlotte McKinney, Shay Mitchell….

: Actress Sarah Hyland arrives at the 2015 Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles, California, United States August 16, 2015. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok

: Shay Mitchell arrives at the Teen Choice Awards at the Galen Center on Sunday, Aug. 16, 2015, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Daisy Fuentes Ass in Bathing Suit of the Day

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I remember jerking off to Daisy Fuentes on America’s Funniest Videos…after she replaced the cast of Full House….only because I was living in small town Canada and she was the connection I had to hispanic tranny looking bitches…who weren’t J.Lo…

Well, here’s her ass, and I don’t know if we are meant to notice this, but hispanic is loyal…and never forget these girls…and follow them into their 80s…all while they show off their ass because it’s a cultural thing white people don’t understand…but jerk off to…

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2015

17

Aug

Ashley Benson is Funny on Snapchat of the Day

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Chubby Ashley Benson, like other chubby girls is a comedian…using her jokes to get ahead, instead of her tits, because they’ve taken her as far as she can go….so instead she’s out making cum on her face jokes…and it is perfect…It’s like she gets it…

I generally don’t like shit, fart, girls making cum shot jokes…I just find it trashy and usually makes me not want to fuck a girl for being so lame….But today is a new day, I am feeling not so irritable, I guess my Diabetes are chilling, because for some reason, a reason I call her big tits, I am sold her being a frat boy, not cuz I’m gay and into frat boys or their initiaions, but because she’s famous….and trolling, which is what every famous person should be doing…use that fame for LOLZ…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator…no one cares about…

But we do care about tits…and she has tits…

Tits that she wants to show off to the world…

Because tits are in style…

People love tits.

Here is some Miley and Rita…cuz it’s a small exclusive world you can’t be part of…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER TITS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

17

Aug

Miley Cyrus Looks Tight Bodied of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus posted this outfit…her hip is doing some weirdness that I would be interested in getting to know intimately…but only because she’s making inbred face, as a tribute to her inbred roots, thanks to her redneck inbred family that got famous because of an inbred song and about an inbred and his sister, who ended up getting rich enough off it, to fuck someone outside of the family, that he knocked up and made Miley….a move that took them away from being inbred and brought them to Hollywood in some horrible version of the Beverly Hillbillies, because this time around, the daughter is a pop star lesbian who thinks she’s a feminist, showing her nipples….after being sold to Disney.

I guess I’ve always had a thing for incest, it all started in the early 80s when I saw my first 70s incest porn, it was big in the 70s…and something about a dad gangbanging his daughter while the other daughter was jealous she was left out…spoke to my soul..

Here are some other pics – with a nipple flash.

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