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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2015

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines Video in a Towel of the Day

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The Tits from Blurred Lines Video wore a towel for Mario Testino, who is a famous photographer, and towel fetishist who takes a picture of every girl he is paid to shoot in a towel, that he publishes into a towel book, that the client who paid for him and for the “talent” or in this case “the tits”…gets no part of, because he’s a double dipping opportunist…and who really cares that he’s self serving, when he takes mediocre pictures of important people and in this case “the tits from a music video two years ago”….

What I am trying to say is that this picture would be more interesting if “The Tits from Blurred Lines Video” was acting more in line with her skillset and showing The Tits from Blurred Lines Video….not covering it up…She’s the worst…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

Aug

Kim Kardashian Nude Pregnant Selfie of the Day

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It’s pretty obvious that the timing is perfect for Kim Kardashian to drop her pregnant selfie nude on instagram, because it’s always a good time for anyone to post nude selfies on instagram, even cows like Kim Kardashian, who is the worst kind of fame whore…but people still care and still watch her family, especially now that the young one turned 18 and the world noticed for about 2 seconds it didn’t deserve…

I am just surprised it wasn’t a ready to drop porn video, because she’s just that kind of person…anything to get noticed…but I guess she’s not a drug addict down on her luck…homeless person who is only pregnant because she can’t afford the abortion, so she does ready to drop porn to get through it…because Kim Kardashian is more rich as fuck and pregnant because it fits into her aggressively marketed storyline…and this is supposed to be seen as “beautiful”…not trashy…even though the thought of her reproducing is terrifying, not that she’ll raise the kid, so it may be saved, but because her genes should have died with her dignity many years ago when she chose this whore life.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2015

Aug

Ben Affleck’s Nanny of the Day

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I don’t follow this story, because I don’t care, but her name is Christine OuzounianShe sounds Armenian….

Which based on the other famous Armenians, she’s a garbage fame whore, out to seduce and expose anyone she can, even married men …

I’ve heard stories that Ben Affleck is a sleaze who fucks, gambles, drinks hard and does tons of drugs…

Meaning there’s no way Jennifer Garner wasn’t aware of this behavior, and no way that she’d hire this Nanny, ever, under any an all circumstances…she’s just too much of a slutty sugar baby whore looking girl…and her behavior is in line with that….no wife would let this through the doors…fat Jamaican lady, maybe, but not some fake tan, lasered pussy Armenian who tips off the paparazzi…to get herself ahead…

I think it’s a cover up for something else, the PR team threw her in as a diversion, she’s not a nanny, nanny’s don’t look like this, she’s a hired working girl…taking advantage hard..meaning the real story is probably that he’s gay…and butt fucks Tom Brady…

Posted in:Christine Ouzounian|SFW

2015

Aug

#FreeThePeen in Brooklyn Gets Tased and Other Videos of the Day

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Paragliding Death of the Day

Psycho fucking Driver of the Day

Female Soldier of the Day

Tranny Gets Beat

Cop Disarms Suicidal Man

Hotel for the Dead in Japan is Weird…

Woman Stealing an Ipad…

Arrest of the Day:

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Shout out to all the girls who I used to try to fuck 10 years ago, but were too good for me, even though every girl is, that doesn’t mean I don’t have sex, who disappeared because they got a boyfriend, then husband, then kid…on their recent divorces..

Because 10 years older, more broken, in spirit and in vagina thanks to babies….makes them way more willing to have sex with me…because in the past 10 years, even the most prude bitch is double penetrating herself with sex toys while choking herself out with a belt…because it’s the only thing that excites them….

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The Most Insane Destiny’s Child Impersonator…
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Kylie Jenner’s 18th Birthday Party…
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The Nanny is Extorting Ben Affleck
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Black Bikini!
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Kourtney & Kim Titty Battle – that Unfortunately Doesn’t End in Death
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Fisherman Catches Drone with a Perfect Cast
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Little Miss Sunshine Fat Girl Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner’s Legs.
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Boy Trying to Break a Board…in Taekwondo
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Slut of the Day
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Girls Eating Ice Cream
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These Sluts DO Anything You Tell Them To For Free…better Than A Girlfriend…
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2015

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just yelled at an old lady…it was rewarding…

I used to be into Twitter….but then I never got a book deal…or a movie deal…all I got was one of my tweets published in a book and I realized that although it would seemingly be the best social media for me to write my insanity…rather than trying to be an instagram photographer..

So I decided to try twitter again, this is all I came up with…and as I expected…no one cared…good thing I put 14 seconds of thought into those words of wisdom…

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Thigh Gaps Determine How Hot a Girl Is…So Here are So Many Thigh Gaps
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More Pics of Kylie’s 260k Ferrari
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TV Nudity Round-Up
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Lea Michele and her Hashtag
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Coco and her Sister do Cheap Shoes
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Rosie Huntington Cleavage
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Little Miss Sunshine Tits….
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Some UK Famewhore Reality Star in a Bikini
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32 Celebrities Who Totally Sold Out
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Kate Moss is Amazing
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Nicki Minaj Isn’t Knocked Up
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10 Unsolved Mysteries of Space
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Kate Bock Boring Swimwear Campaign
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Rose McGowan Tits,,
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#AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today’s Youth
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Google Doesn’t Care About Elena Clarke
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Britney Pokies…
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Ed Sheeran May be Banging Nicole Scherzinger
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Kim K Pregnant See Through Tit
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Girls in Selfies…
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Dump Truck Rolls Onto Busy Road
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Gisele for Some Clothing Brand
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The Most Regrettable Face Tattoos Ever
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Some Babe I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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The Dildo Decorator of Portlant
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Huge Tits….are Fun to Stare At…
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Wendy Williams Falls off Stage
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Weirdo DJ Loses It…
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Kardashian Selfies are the Worst
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Psycho Dropping Bottles from Hotel Roof…
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Meagan Good Big Tits
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Puppy Rave Trips me Out..
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Some WAG Hooker in a Bikini
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Girls in Sports BRas
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Charlie XCX
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Drunk Girls
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Rachel Hunter Lives…Has Long Legs and Big Tits…Still Built like a Tank
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Some Chick Has a Sexy Bath
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Blonde Tears the Fuck Out of Her vagina
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Some Chick in a thong Swimsuit…with Tits
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Porn Gifs….
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Drunk Girl..
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Girl Smoking Weed in Front of th Mirror
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Some Huge Tits
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Really Huge Tits
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Actress Tits…
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How to Have the Best Stoned Sex
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Internet Cafe Nudity….
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Hippie Twat
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Naked Hollywood Gossip
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2015

Aug

Kylie Jenner is Still 18 and Now With Ferrari of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is still 18.

Here are some pics of her bday from the amazing RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH

Tyga got her a Ferrari. Kris Smelled Money in her Bustier…Gigi Hadid had tits with Jonas Brothers…and unfortunately the building wasn’t bombed…saving everyone but the Kardashians…because innocent people there lookin’ on…don’t deserve to die just because of curiosity…but Kardashians do, due to genetics…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

Aug

Charlotte McKinney as Come to This of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a reminder that America loves tits…a lot..

She got on TV for being nothing more than a rich florida chick with big tits…

The show was Dancing with the Stars, when she literally did nothing, but maybe fuck a star, if you consider Stephen Dorff a star…

She did one Web campaign for GUESS?…that was it…and boom…she mattered, but only for a few minutes, that have forced her to revert back to showing her tits for attention, for hired paparazzi, because bottom feeding tits, bottom feed like this…

Unfortunately, not in sex tape….it will happen, because she’s been bitten by fame bug, and will do anything, like this to maintain…

It’s way better than being a cocktail waitress in florida you know..

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

Aug

Ronda ROusey in a Bikini of the Day

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Ronda Rousey is a UFC star who makes a solid 120k pre fight, not counting her sponsors, and who Mayweather made fun of, because she is outspoken and made comments about him beating his wife…

I guess she thinks being built like a dude makes her better than other girls, especially women she calls “do nothing bitches”…who just look pretty for the sole objective of fucking millionaires…when Ronda is just a puppet for millionaire men to make millions by making a glorified jello wrestling fight…she just doesn’t know it…

I would also argue, that Ronda Rousey fucks millionaires while being a puppet to millionaires who are smart enough to not make her this she’s a do nothing bitch…cuz she knows Karate…and is an “athlete”…

She’s in a bikini…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ronda Rousey|SFW

2015

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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Since I just did a Rita Ora showing off her tits for attention, I figured I’ll post some Rihanna in a bikini in Barbados, probably not for attention, but rather because she’s just living life, and she deals with the paparazzi by either having them on staff, or actually not giving a fuck about them, and letting them do their thing, because she knows that she needed them to get to the level of fame that she’s at, plus the not give a fuck attitude…makes her seem cooler than the poptart that she is…

Someone I know is in Barbados right now and they told me they were in a VIP area with Rihanna at some party, and claims Rihanna sucks…something that we can assume is true, especailly if you’re someone who can give her a record deal, only in that case it’s a different kind of suck…not the boring, detached, rich, famous, medicated, self involved cunt who made it and can’t be bothered suck…..but the dick in mouth eagerly sucking suck…not that she has to do that anymore…she’s made it.

Here are some more pics of her in a bikini CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

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