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2015

10

Aug

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Tit of the Day

I hate posting on these people, especially this one, the leader of the trash, at this stage in her career, of a mom of two who looks like a gutter hip hop vixen, because she is, Not that she has a career, but she makes a lot of money, because she figured out the formula that is use the media to win…

From socialite to pornstar to billionaire…

But I love how terrifying this pic of her pregnant tits are…but not as much as I love that I know Kanye cheats on her…and she even jokes about it:

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2015

10

Aug

Sophie Marceau Naked Swim of the Day

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French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids…

I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France and really about Vaginas…girls just don’t embrace it the way they should.

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2015

10

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Marie Claire of the Day

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Miley Cyrus fired shots in Taylor Swift’s direction over some Taylor Swift music video that was the first big production, action movie, staring every “it girl” because Taylor Swift buys friends, and fame, and success…with shitty victim love songs, when we know she’s the devil…

She basically said something like Taylor Swift is violent in revenge and that doesn’t empower women, it’s crazy, while Miley’s Tits are ok, and shouldn’t be censored, because she’a liberated Disney Feminist, who makes shitty pop music in an industry that objectifies women, including Feminist Miley, it’s just great she is on Tumblr and bought into their pitch knowing new feminism is in and there’s millions of girls into it..the same girls who hate Taylor Swift…

It’s like real life Jem and the Holigrams, probably paid for by Jem and the Holigrams…and far more lame…

Either way, Miley’s not showing off her tits for Marie Claire..

Or on Instagram…because she’s a full of shit Disney puppet…this is all an act…for money…

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2015

10

Aug

Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here’s a Rags to Riches story about a hot Polish girl who just wants all of America to see her in her lingerie…but not in the regular Eastern European way of either being a spy or a cam girl, but through some massive evil brand….that she’s just signed a contract with…

I just wish this shit was more honest..”I’m a hooker, they pay well, it helps my hooking”….”Yes, I did it for the money, I like money, I am form Poland, money gets us hot water”…

Obviously, they are going to give some aspriational bullshit…

Here’s Elsa Hosk doing the same suck up bullshit.

Here’s another bullshit video of these puppets in Time’s Square doing a heesy promo..

Yes I am buying into their shit..

Posted in:Monica Jac Jagaciak|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Wears a Bikini of the Dya

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Mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio….is promoting coconut water booze, because coconut’s are trendy, these people pay her, and she likes money, even though she has money, and her husband probably has money, and maybe she’s just doing it for the booze…because alcoholism…

And what we can all agree, and by we all, I mean me, I know I am alone in this…so alone…why won’t anyone hold me…

Is that she’s got a ridiculous body, especially at 35…with babies…making me wonder if she’s actually born like other Brazilian girls I know…

With a penis…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Nicole Scherzinger’s Wake Surf of the Day

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A video posted by Nicole Scherzinger (@nicolescherzy) on Aug 8, 2015 at 1:54pm PDT

The rumor is that Pussy Cat Doll and possible drag queen is banging Ed Sheeran, the little, creepy, red headed leprechaun performer, which would make sense since any dude who fucked Taylor Swift, was likely fucked by Taylor Swift, she’s alpha like that….he dated Taylor Swift didn’t he?

I am more into watching her wake surf video, that imagining that weirdo fetish video that would be their sex tape….

I like to think they were just in studio together making more shitty music, not having very weird fucking sex….

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2015

10

Aug

Rita Ora Kind Of Topless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna impersonator has managed to take her big tits to the cover of Glamour UK, because when you try to copy Rihanna so aggressively that you become a name of your own, and when you date a guy who is famous enough to date Taylor Swift, despite being a DJ, proving yet again that DJs have the best scam going, and when you move to America from the UK with work visa in hand so that you can appear to be making moves…

Your hometown fashion magazines will give you the cover, because they need hits, Rita Ora’s famous enough for hits, just not the music kind, espcially if topless and showing off them tits…and it makes sense..even if you look a little too much like Kelly Osbourne..for anyone’s liking…

Here’s a sample of some of the pics..

TO SEE PICS OF HER BIG TITS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is kind of amazing…

Partially because she’s a massive woman, with massive tits, all big and probably a good time to wrestle, because I think I am into being smothered, especially by a girl who just wants love, and who takes it from anyone who comes her way, whether it’s some broken female rapper who was molested by family members and sings about it, because misery enjoys company, especially when misery can leverage the rich white girl to help launch her career…

But mainly becuase she’s some tormented, possibly too smart for her own good, I mean she reads books and stuff, in this world where people don’t read books, but rather just take pics of themselves, but then again, I guess she just takes pics of herself too, because she’s trying to fit in, in this confusing world, and when it’s topless, even without nipples, I care..when no one else in her family does, because they are all in for themselves..

I guess what I am trying to say is that I want to date Ireland Baldwin.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Famous Period of the Day

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So MIA’s drummer and I guess feminist, not feminist enough to have hairy armpits who poses naked on the internet because it is empowering….ran a marathon without a tampon in as a statement for third world countries where women don’t have access to tampons and other feminine products…in what girls I”ve sent the picture to have considered disgusting…and that one dude I know who has a period fetish has jerked off to at least twice…

The only fetish I have when it comes to periods is when girls I fuck without condoms get their periods…I don’t like babies..

I am the kind of guy who turns down sex before it happens on the regular, girls are slutty, what do you want from me, but when I’m in too deep to escape and the girl I am about to have sex with has her period, I always go for it because YOLO, but that doesn’t mean I love looking like a murder victim
when I’m done, it just means…I don’t believe in road blocks…and just commit…

All this to say, this is messy activism…and she can forever be the woman who has period stains on her pants for a purpose and not just because her period came a day early and she’s on a boat trip without tampons…

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2015

10

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Body Turns 18 of the Day

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I am a Kylie Jenenr fan, and not because she’s turning 18 today- partying next weekend in Montreal, where I live, and I’m here hoping she’s gonna film a sex tape for me to sell and make millions with, because I’ve been so good to the family over the years, by calling them disgusting pigs and similar things to an audience of 3.

I am a Kylie Jenner fan because she’s amazing, and she’s got the most ridiculous body …and face…she’s 17 and built like a 40 year old mom, whether it is Make-Up or surgery, she’s her father’s daughter…right….

I don’t follow her on snapchat, but I see that shit on the internet and it makes me laugh, I just assume she’s the youngest in a family of shit, that everyone talks about and that are the most famous people in Hollywood, because they have the Truman show effect, and people feel like they are flies on the wall…and I figure that in and of itself is both annoying an amazing, and that she’s got some serious psychological issues that will never be fixed, making her broken as fuck…

Here’s a anchorman’s opinion on the Kardashians…

Here’s some pics of her ass for her birthday- get ready for the nudes – I am…

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