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2015

03

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna and her best friend are in bikinis…because when you’re Rihanna’s best friend, your life is one vacation, probably filled with annoying Rihanna freakouts and breakdowns, because all these bitches are crazy, especially when thrown a ton of fucking money, but worth putting up with, because it’s a good life, also filled with bikinis…on the perpetual vacation…of a babied celebrity…where you get everything you want…

But like all of the entourages, the latch on spends the money as freely as the one making the money, and acts as cunty as the one who made the money, in thinking she’s famous because she’s got all the benefits of it, but she’s in a bikini…and we like bikinis.

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2015

03

Aug

Feminist Armpit Hair and Trimmed Pussy Inconsistency for Purple Magazine of the Day

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Alexandra Marzella is up on the femoinist hustle…

You know shaving her pussy into a perfectly porno landing strip, while growing out her armpit hair, to prove some kind of point I am unsure of…but know all these girls are all about it, and I don’t find that it looks cute, not that I care if a bitch is hairy, I’ve loved bush forever, I just find it irritating her armpit has more bush than her fucking bush does, which is what I am actually into…but I guess bush doesn’t really get much exposure to prove a point when in public…

I just think these young feminists are right to want women’s rights or to fight people like the Kardashians for objectifying women in the media, it’s like fuck that trash, but the reality is, when they get naked and “empowered” they are essentially doing the same thing as Kim Kardashian…and more importantly, they are fighting a fight they’ve already won…but any excuse to get girls naked, works for me, that’s why I am a feminist, cuz I like empowering women through nudity…and I like nudity…and I fucking hate the Kardashians…but I still don’t like to fuck with Armpit hair…it just isn’t sexy to me, unless girl is on her period and her menstrual cup is stinky, and her armpit is the only thing I can fuck..it’s very Euro..

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2015

03

Aug

Ellie Goulding Bikini Picture of the Day

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I think these pictures are some of Ellie Goulding’s best work…

Here’s an interview I had with myself about it:

Who’s Ellie Goulding? A UK Pop singer…

Why do you care? You Don’t…

Why did I post this? Her ass is bending over for the paparazzi while grinding up to her dude…

Why is this important? It’s not…I just like watching people fuck, I’m a creepy pervert and I guess in world, this is as close to seeing her inner slut, until she leaks nudes or a sex tape when her celebrity starts fading…

Is there anything I’d like to add? Yes, I am pretty depressed that like a teenage girl, I have a blog and talk about this nonsense, that I’ve never cared about, maybe that’s why I’m not successful….but still would have preferred this to have more anal.

Do I think being successful is important? Not as important as finger fucking a UK popstar on the beach in public to try to find excitement in life…

That interview sucked.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

03

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ of the Day

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The Tits from Blurred Lines are on a bit of a media blitz, because she’s so low level, she needs to keep up momentum, otherwise people will forget about her.

She’s the stripper money of “celebrity”, you know, it comes easy and fast…by making dudes cum, and it’s gets spent on Chanel Purses and cocaine…pretty quick.

Meaning, easy come, easy go…she got famous quick, for her tits, people loved her tits, and tits have only so much sustainability, even if they are compelling tits, it’s easy to forget those tits when other tits come along, unless they keep up the media…like this…

I feel bad for her, but not really, I feel bad for her boyfriend, who I assume she cheats on in her quest to be as famous as possible…and I’m glad to say…she’s got great tits, even if they are implants, and thats enough reason to spend 4 seconds noticing her.

Boring shoot, she barely matters, but she’s here.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

03

Aug

Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day

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Here’s some pics from a recent Agent Provocateur Campaign….

Agent Provocateur is the higher concept Victoria’s Secret, created by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager and Vivienne Westwood, that everyone buys into and thinks is luxury, because it is overpriced…and represents status to retards who buy into this shit…

But it looks good enough to me, it’s got some old school lingerie vibes, and I just ignore that it is probably owned by evil Victoria’s Secret…

Apparently, this line is by Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica…because I guess anyone can design lingerie if they win an Oscar and have a hot sister who never quite made it…

And here are the campaign pics that bore me because pics always bore me.

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2015

03

Aug

Demi Lovato in Cosmo of the Day

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Demi Lovato is ridiculously famous and now in a tight dress in Cosmo…and I don’t care, you probably don’t care, but her millions of fans probably care…

She’s a bit of a bull dyke who I assume pegs FES from That 70s show, because he had his penis abducted by Lohan’s alien pussy early on in her slut existence, and it’s the only way he feels joy…

Not that I know what FES from that 70s Shows gets pleasure from…but I know when it’s not underage girls, it’s this…photoshopped, latina with a loyal latina fan base..because latinas see her as one of their own who made it, bringing hope to a bunch of first generations…almost like Trump…but different.

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2015

03

Aug

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly in Bikinis of the Day

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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly are BFFs…which is good because no one else cares about them…except when they are in Bikinis…

One is a child star, the other the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper, and togther they are in Bikinis…

Bikinis…without them, how would these people promote themselves…I just don’t know but more importantly, don’t care…

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2015

03

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M of the Day

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Here’s some shitty e-commerce catalog pics that are as shitty as lingerie pics can be…because airbrushed model pics in a studio is fucking boring as fuck…

But she’s got a good waist to hip ratio, I guess that’s why she’s famous and making big money for evil brands that don’t fit fat america like H&M…

Normally she’s topless…she’s better when she’s topless….but it’s still half naked…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

03

Aug

Katherine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day

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What amazes me about Katherine McPhee, is that she proves that being on one season of American Idol, that she didn’t even win, is enough for people to care about her ass in a bikini….

All it takes, one reality show, talent contest to carry you into celebrity…

I mean, there are other basic ways to get famous, sex tape, porn career, sugar baby whore, fucking a famous person…posting bikini pics on instagram…

Fame doesn’t even matter anymore, no one cares…but I guess it does to Katherine McPhee….

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2015

03

Aug

Lea Michele Working Out of the Day

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Lea Michele is one of the original transgendered actresses who unlike Bruce Jenner, doesn’t make a whole theatrical coming out about it, even though he should, because it would be better for his career now that Glee is over…

Unless he’s actually a chick, which I guess would be unfortunate for her….

Here she is working out, because I guess she doesn’t want to get fat and carry her weight like a man, because we’ll all be on to her, now that we aren’t distracted by her fake fiance dying of a heroin overdose…

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