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2015

03

Aug

Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day

Kylie Jenner seems to be the only thing that matters these final days of being 17….her birthday in 2 weeks, but thanks to being a Kardashian, she’s not going anywhere, despite what the world should want, but that white America keeps perpetuating….

She’s looks 40, she’s built like a hip hop video vixen, she fucks old, pervert, baby daddy black rappers who you know fuck all kinds of people, and has the bastard babies to prove it, making her a dirty dirty 17 year old ,one who will be in Montreal on her Birthday and who should let me release her sex tape, even though the family business is built on this, and they have a whole distribution system set up… Just another example of me being useless, obsolete, sucking at life…

But at least I can watch these idiots on Social Media to remind me of my failures…while staring at their prostituting ways….

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2015

03

Aug

Gigi Hadid for W Magazine of the Day

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Gigi Hadid…the American Dream…dating a Jonas Brother, who isn’t wearing a purity ring anymore, because he realizes that angle was fucking lame to market his band, in this slutty fucking world, especially when most girls want to be shamed, humiliated, choked and fucked up the ass…especially with a Jonas brother, he’d be pretty dumb not to run with it…

Gigi Hadid…daughter of a rich, LA based, narcissist who fucks models, including her mother, because models love money….has been packaged as a legit model, in her quest against the Kardashians, her best Frenemies, because let’s face it, these idiots live in this insular bubble that America watches, and the Kardashians are winning…Gigi can’t let them win..she’s cuter…

I guess it’s her Arab sense of competitiveness…

That said…she’s in W Magazine, not breaking the internet like a Kardashian, who didn’t really break the internet, but who I am sure has broke a few folding chairs she’s sat on…but there’s still a skinny naked ass in a bed..and I dig it.

Photographer is Stephen Klein. He’s pretty top of the line..so take it in…even if it’s boring….everything is boring…we’re over exposed to this shit.

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2015

03

Aug

Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfie of the Day

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I hate female comedians…I mean I hate all comedians, but female ones more than males, they just aren’t funny.

It’s a series of “wish I was an actress, but I’m too ugly, so I’m going to use this angle”…that in this feminist world, with the female audience being the market, leaving male comedians to be pussy nerds rather than misogynist assholes, and females to be as vulgar and I guess vulvar as they can…just to get noticed…

You know, like Whitney Cummings, talking about sucking dick, and the taste of cum, and all the things girls like to giggle about because girls aren’t supposed to say those things, and girls all think it…

Now I don’t know who this Comedian is, or what her schtick is, I am just know that she’s trying too hard to be funny, which isn’t funny, unless she’s not actual funny, in which case it is funny, because I like misguided idiots..

She won Last Comic Standing in 2008, and has since done nothing, so I guess posting nudes on instagram, to get attention, to get noticed, to show off her fake tits, fake tits that make her funnier, because fake tits get people to look her way, mainly to debate if her fake tits counter balance that face…and they do..they always do…

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2015

03

Aug

Aspiring Canadian Singer Stages a Topless Protest Even Though Topless is Legal and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Sex…

The Weridest Dixie Land Dancers

50 Year Old Back Flip Fail

Woman in the Road Trying to Get Run Over

The Man who Pumped the Wrong Gas

The Marriage is Going to End in Murder Suicide

Car VS Construction Hole

Here’s the Follow-Up to the Woman in China Eaten By Escalator – Where the Family Brought her Body to the Mall…

Here’s a Dude Losing his Leg to an Escalator in CHina

Lifeguard Gets Beat in LA

Graphic – Horrible – Video of a Dude Shooting Himself Because His Girlfriend was Talking to Another Dude…Idiot

Man Attacks Cop…in China…

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2015

03

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend wasn’t getting black out drunk…with babes..

It wasn’t going to Lolapalozza with all the cool kids…I hate…

It was staring at pussy from different angles on snapchat…Because my life is pathetic, I don’t like leaving the couch, but not pathetic enough to get girls to send me nudes…

I think I also ate a burrito..that was pretty exciting too…I mean…burritos are always the highlight…right..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Today in Thigh Gap!
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This Pomeranian’s Epic Sneeze is Amazing
Because Celebrity Dogs – Aren’t Actually Robots
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The New Ghost Busters Visit a Children’s Hospital to Promote What Will Be a Box Office Success Shit Movie…
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Jennette McCurdy Cleavage
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Subway Jared Likes them Young
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Kate Upton’s Cleavage Pic
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Why Do We Laugh
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Girls at the Beach
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Chris Farley does Mission Impossible
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Channing Tatum Still Doing Gambit Movie.
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Jessica Stam in a Sheer Bodysuit
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Bald Celebrities With Hair is Great
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If You’re Into it – Watch These Slutty Cam Girls…
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2015

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new favorite activity is giving a girl a dirty look and when she asks what my problem is, I say “I am just sad” when she asks why, I say “because you’re past your prime” #?rip motherfucker I’m sensitive to your demise.

My other new favorite activity is fucking them….

My other new favorite activity is my stepLINKS…

Bra Burning Hard Nipples
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Rowdy Piper is Dead
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Amber Rose Big Tits..
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SLuts of the Day
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Alabama Jail Tortured Inmate with a Snake
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The Heidi Klum Nipples
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Mission Impossible Mash-Up
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Europe’s Strongest Man..
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Ronda Rousey On All Fours
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Jenna Dewan’s Dance Moves…
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Kate Moss’ Husband is Fucking Jessica Stam
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Bill Nye Reads Mean Tweets
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Lori Loughlin at an Event
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The Greatest News Reporter Freakouts
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Baby Elephant….of the Day
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Jada PInkett Smith in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Public Cameltoe
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Drake Got Pissed on in a Movie…
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Kylie Jenner’s Birthday Flyer – is Slutty…
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Abigail Ratchford is a WHore
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Winnie Cooper at an Event
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Lady Gaga Underwear Through her Jacket
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Mirror Selfies..
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Selena Gomez Shitty Adidas Campaign
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The Craziest Stunts That Tom Cruise Has Done for Real
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Hilary Duff See through to Bra
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Girls, Girls, Girls…
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Jenette McCurdy Cleavage…
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Vicky Pattison Braless Shopping
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Joanna Krupa Body Painted
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Amanda Seyfried Dog WAlker
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January Jones See Through Shirt
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Nina Dobrev Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Gas Pumper
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Ben Affleck is Fucking the Nanny
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Taylor Swift Legs..
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Man Hospitalized after Trying to Shoot an Armadillo…
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Melissa Castagnoli in a Pink Bikini…
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Best Pics of the Week
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Ashlee Simpson Gave Birth…
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OWl Doesn’t Give a Fuck…
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Insane Weird Porn GIF…
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Slutty Greek Bitch Naked
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X Factor Kicked Off a Porn Chick
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Peircing of the Day
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Hot Naked Stoner
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Locker Room Smoking Slut
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Breast Exam
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ASS MASSAGE
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Greatest Sprite Ad Ever
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Porn GIFs
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More Pussy than Tinder
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Girl Strips to Get Revenge on Guy
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Dudes Almost Kill a Girl
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Fat Ass Putting on Pants
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2015

31

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples in the Rain of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin was entertaining when she was 17 turning 18, because for some reason everyone became quickly obsessed with watching her on social media…but no one got obsessed with giving her modeling jobs, something that should probably be as hurtful as your dad screaming at you on an nationally played answering machine message calling you a troll, or whatever he called her…

It’s like every celebrity daughter gets a modeling contract and work, why can’t she…

But at least the rain is on her side, that dark cloud in her soul isn’t memeories of young love with her surfer boyfriend, or her black angry molested lesbian girlfriend, or even her celebrity upbringing, living in her family shadow, or more importantly, with a Baldwin head, never quite establishing herself, even though she was working it hard for a while…

This dark cloud, is one that surprises her with rain, perfect for paparazzi pics, like the stars aligned…

As a pervert, I fucking love surprise showers and the nipples they bring…and for that…it should carry us into the weekend…let’s hope for some flash storms on tight t-shirts…

Here’s Hailey Baldwin and Red Carpet with some Dude… CLICK HERE

Here’s one of them tonguing..

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2015

31

Jul

Kylie Jenner is Promoting Butt Enhancement Cream of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is 17.

Kylie Jenner should not be promoting Butt Enhancing creams…

If anyone has ever been 17, they’ll know the girls they knew at 17, are already naturally enhanced, or as enhanced as their asses will ever be…

Not to mention, Kylie Jenner at 17, may have plastic surgery, and that’s ridiculous, bitch is at her fucking prime…

If she’s using butt enhancement cream, which she isn’t, she get paid millions to do this, and if any other 17 year olds are buying it…because Kylie Jenner endorsed it, these idiots are fucking doomed…cuz their booties have peaked…and no cream can save that..

That said, Kylie Jenner is going to be in Montreal for her 18th birthday…let’s turn that Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream to Kylie Jenner anal sex porn for the internet…cuz she’ll be legal…and will pay more than Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream…

HEre are some of her snaps:

Her sick with Syphilis cuz she fucks dirt

Her getting a shot for the Syphilis

Here Lips…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

31

Jul

Daria Werbowy For Porter Magazine of the Day

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Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model industry for being tall and awesome and able to turn her back on Canada like it was Poland, to live the life of luxury that she’s living…and really, I think most people would do the same thing…turn your back on the place that saved you, with my TAX dollars, you unappreciative twat…go live your sugar baby life…doing photoshoots…getting naked and slutty…all because of my people…disgusting…but not overly disgusting that I wouldn’t want her to ride my face, but I would definitely, have a stern talking to her pussy before I dove in…it’s the Canada way to deal with conflict…

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2015

31

Jul

Avril Lavigne’s Lyme Disease Tits in a Pool of the Day

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Do you ever wish that Lyme Disease was AIDS, or something more terminal and sexually transmitted…and I’m not talking airport talk…I’m talking Avril Lavigne being the fucking worst, embarrassing, 30 year old who thinks she’s a 14 year old mall rat skater from the 90s…who is married to what you’d assume is the single worst thing created in Canada….Nickelback…and although Avril is a girl, and cute enough that I don’t really wish anything too aggressive or violet upon, but her vagina, the one Nickelback pollutes, is a good murder weapon and if she was a martyr, and brought him down for the count, the world would be a better place and she would finally be the source of good…not evil…music…right…

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