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2015

16

Jul

Rebecca Dayan Topless Shoot of the Day

I don’t know who Rebecca Dayan is, but she apparently has a US Work visa and has been working in the movies, none that I’ve seen, but include being “Foreign Minister’s Aide” in a John Travolta movie I’ve never heard of, called From Paris with Love, which is where she is from….meaning her showing her tits, isn’t a big deal, I mean this is just a day at the beach the modeling version, but whether it is just a day at the beach or not, there’s something amazing about tits on a genetic level…as a species we all love tits…no matter how liberal an aspiring celebrity or a culture of Europeans are with their tits…

All this to say Dayan is a Moroccan name…so she may be Arab….or Jewish…if that makes jerking off to her tits seem more exotic…

Which brings up an important point…and that is if you’re jerking off to tits…you’re the fucking worst.

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2015

16

Jul

Olivia Munn for X-Men of the Day

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I don’t know why I hate on Olivia Munn….Ultimately, I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Munn. She’s just an instagram model, or social media star, when social media was some shitty TV Network that has gone bankrupt, where she was on a daily show talking about interent and nerd shit, not because she loved it, but because she knew nerds loved it…

She quit, went on to act in nerd movies like X-Men, which is filming in Montreal but that hasn’t asked me to come on set…but I guess I can cum from the comfort of my home…to anything but Oliva Munn’s costume in the movie…a costume any girl could wear, it requires little to no talent…

The only Olivia Munn story I have was a nerd I knew got invited on set of her show, and thought he had a shot with her, because nerds are often times delusional and think they are better than the rest of the world..so he asked her on a date…he fucking mustered up the confidence in all his awkward glory…and she turned him down….and I find that amazing, and in fact the reason why I don’t want to hate on Olivia Munn…because Olivia Munn may be garbage, but that play was a win…and this movie role is a win…and if you keep on winning my fucking the system…that makes you punk rock…even if you’re garbage…

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2015

16

Jul

Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Arianny Celeste in a bikini for some campaign to subsidize her income, by a brand that I assume is interested in reaching the trashiest of women, because who else would turn to a UFC chick for guidance in what bikini to wear, especially when that UFC model, who is there to make the UFC seem less homo, is a Vegas hooker, or as close to a Vegas hooker as a girl can be, and Vegas is land locked…but I guess have their silly pool parties…

I guess, what I am trying to say is despite being old, her career being irrelevant, she’s a ring girl for the UFC, which has a huge audience but is still just a stripper who gave the right dude a lap dance when UFC was being conceived and recruiting the Arab investment that created the empire…you know in there since the start…but where can she go from here..rich husband? Worked out well for her partner Brittany..right…

I guess what I am trying to say is she’s got a good body, because fitness is all she needs to keep what she has alive…and fitness leads to good asses…and Vegas hooker or not…I like Vegas hookers…

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2015

16

Jul

Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends

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So Alexis Ren is an 18 year old, cute enough, hot bodied, but she’s 18, so obviously she’s got a hot body, aspiring instagram model who has made it, all thanks to the help of her male model boyfriend, who realized that people want cheesy blue lagoon style romance videos set to shitty songs, as long as their is teen ass in it…

It’s just a series of first person hand holding, as the girl walks into the ocean or waterfall on their worldly travels, where they sky dive and surrf and do other shit we’d be into seeing end in disaster, but instead end up in GoPro ad campaign videos, masturbation that is not cool, but that suburbanites love to watch…

Meaning…they are making bank, their videos are hugely popular, people envy them, they’ve gone viral…but I know her average at best face is just prostituting herself here because it works, advertisers and people love it, but it’s boring…..it will fade…and she’ll probably sabotage it when he gets mad at her for fucking a producer offering her more than the career launching boyfriend provided…ending in murder suicide…yay.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2015

16

Jul

Playboy Hipster Tits Kayslee Collins Not Naked of the Day

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I know nothing about Kayslee Collins because she barely exists…

She’s an instagram model who isn’t even a good instagram model…but rather one who hangs out with the other instagram models and gets the trickle down affect of that friendship..

Like a bootleg version of the girls who hang with Taylor Swift…you know scaled back and limited to instagram..

Only unlike the other instagram models, she was getting naked in Playboy cybergirl shit, before deciding to go “hipster” model where she could go promote Skinny Fit Teas and other instagram shit….

So here she is in a hipster shoot, cuz she’s a model people…

She’s grey area slutty and provactive…but not the NAKED HIPSTER SHOOTS she’s done to get started in this bullshit, talentless, we get it you have tits, existence…

All these bitches are useless, but they think they matter, they are committed to thinking they matter….so let them exist…

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2015

16

Jul

16 Year Old Sofia Richie in a Campaign of the Day

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Here’s one of Lionel Richie’s daughters. Her name is Sofia Richie, she’s 16, and unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, as most adopted kids do, especially when their mom’s are groupie whores…who probably didn’t know she was pregnant, and even if she did, still took as much band cock as she could backstage while wasted on whatever drugs were popular in 1980….starfuckers have existed as long as stars have and whenever they get pregnant they nurture that pregnancy as best as they can because it is the retirement plan…

That said, Sofia Richie, is arguably a horrible LA rich kid, with too much money, living too much of a life of luxury, leading to all that is wrong with the world, like a Kendall….or a HADID…and now she’s in Madonna’s clothing brand’s campaign, because she’s as bad as all these other LA idiots perpetuating their existence…while the rest of America takes interest…because the rest of America is sad, pathetic, losers…who don’t have Matte Grey range rovers at 16…

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2015

16

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day

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Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news…

Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird…

Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other….

Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars…

It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention…

It’s annoying but the world is annoying..

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2015

16

Jul

Two Dad’s Fighting Over Daughter’s Cheerleading and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Chick at the Music Festival

Cop Beats the Fuck Out of a Handcuffed Woman….and knocks Her Teeth Out

Weather Man VS Taylor Swift

Idiot Tries to Kill His friend

Accident in a Flood

Hipster on the Train

Cops Arrest Naked Woman

Out of Shape Dude Runs from Cops…

Drunk Bitch Annoys the Wrong Old Man

Fight in the Deli

Shitting on the Bank

Chinese Explosion

Mannequin Pussy Quality Control

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2015

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t leave the house, but the world comes to me, through the internet, mainly through my snapchat

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2015

15

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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There are so many fat girls….every time I leave the house – fat chicks…everywhere I look – fat chicks…

Out of the 30 girls I saw today…3 weren’t fat chicks, and the 3 who weren’t fat chicks were smoking outside of a gym…

Maybe I am just in the white trash part of town…because I am in the white trash part of town…but still…

And the fascinating thing in these fat chicks… isn’t that marketers now use fat chicks…it’s that they dress like they aren’t fat chicks and rock skimpy shorts like they were Cali instagram models…

It’s fucked…the world is fucked…Here are some links..

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Bieber is Ridiculous
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Alex Trebek Sings Rihanna
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Rita Ora Ass!
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Caitlyn Jenner Tennis Pro
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Ben Affleck Got a Muscle Car
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Slut of the Day
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2 Russian Guys Holding Hands…
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Katie Holmes Kind of See Through
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Kid Gets Naled in Face With Huge Soccer Ball
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Rose McGowan Seee Through
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Some Karrueche Tran at an Event
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Little Miss Sunshine Big Sloppy Tits
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Malin Akerman Pokies
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Nina Agdal in Jeans
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Amy Schumer Raps with Method Man
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Salma Hayek’s Husband Won’t Let her Retire from Acting
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Toronto Mayor Thinks Kanye is Canadian…
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Emily Sears is a WHore
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Shannon Elizabeth Lives
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Kate Mosss Titty Bounce
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Rita ORa’s Raunchiest Pics
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Man Man Drake Remix
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Obama Called Cosby a Rapist
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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12 Facts About Marijuana You Should Know
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Lily James in Vanity Fair
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Police Kill
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Siri – Doesn’t Know who Bruce Jenner Is…
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini
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The Best Raccoon Pic Ever
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Decorative Cat Anus
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Girls Rooting for their Team
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