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2015

01

May

Britney Spears Falls on Stage of the Day

The nice thing about lip syncing because you’re a puppet owned and operated by your family that has been exploiting you your entire life…is that when you fall on stage and injure yourself…possibly de to the sedatives…you don’t misss a fucking beat…

I mean this is probably her cry for help, and everyone just thinks she slipped up…when in reality she’s trying to escape via the hospital..but instead everyone just bought into it..and as soon as she got backstage..she got punished for trying…to be clever..

Either way, I like seeing Britney fallen over…perfect to move in and predator her/ save her…since K-Fed did it right…inspiration to us all..

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2015

01

May

Kate Hudosn Cameltoe of the Day

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I wonder how this cameltoe happened? I’m thinking fucking every dude in hollywood from a young age, because hollywood is dirty and she was fully absorbed in it…coupled with babies…and then fucking every dude in hollywood as an adult…because that’s just what broken celebrity rich kids do….fill that void…and when you can’t find a cock…use a leotard…

I don’t know if this is even toe, I just know it is Serious pussy mound…and I find that kind of fun…

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2015

01

May

Coco and Her Sister Grind Cunts of the Day

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A video posted by Coco (@coco) on Apr 29, 2015 at 1:00pm PDT

So Coco and her sister got some attention for rubbing vaginas, as sisters do, especially when they are attention seeking hookers who were taught to do anything they could to get noticed…and I guess that’s why they decided to release the video…

White trash sisters who work as prostitudes or strippers have been milking being sisters for extra money forever…this is nothing new…but still worth watching..

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2015

30

Apr

Kendall Jenner Instagram Model of the Day

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I know Kendall Jenner is geting paid a lot of money by Calvin Klein for this. They fucking love young girls in black and white…looking like borderline illegal images..but that aren’t illegal because all the twinks involved are over 18…

But there is still something magical about a girl doing the instagram model booty pose…whether it’s paid for or not by the underwear company that makes the underwear that she is wearing,..and that coincidentally you want to sniff…

The whole family are fame whores, attention seekers, the worst…but I’m not against fame whoring and attention seeking when it involves hot, slutty, erotica like this…

I get it, instagram girls are hookers…but that doesn’t take away from staring at their thirst, or hustle…because it’s better than staring at my wife’s inner thigh rash she makes me apply topical cream to…if you know what I mean…shitty morals, shitty people, shitty everything, possibly even this undewear….but not as shitty as my life…

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2015

30

Apr

Gisele Lingerie Video of the Day

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Gisele may have claimed to quit modeling, but apparently hasn’t quit modeling, but saying she has is good marketing, because here she is modeling for her own bullshit lingerie company that I guess she’s trying to get to some Jessica Simpson level of billion dollars in sales a year because she’s not rich enough as is….you know take the tranny out of the slums of Brazil and give them a taste of the good live and now all of a sudden they can only live in 50 million dollar houses…it’s fucked…

She’s got good model body, which is kind of an uneventful body for anyone into chicks…but the fact that she’s had 3 kids with Tom Brady….which may not be fact at all…because he may be gay and she may be a man….while still looking like this…is pretty magical….when compared to other women I know with 3 kids…not that I care about Gisele…or this vide…or her in lingerie…but I am posting it anyway.

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2015

30

Apr

Miley Cyrus Pantsless Getting Painted on of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a couple pictures that probably aren’t that hot to anyone but me…because I fucking love Miley Cyrus in all her crazy rich person reclusive glory…where she is alienated by her success and has because this weirdo content producer on social media that people seem to love..with weird photoshop edits and her smoking weed…it’s like she’s posting 10 random insane pics a day…some of her tits…some of her joints…some of her pantsless…all of her acting like some stir crazy, cabin fever weirdo with too many resources…and as cheesy and calculated as the whole thing is…I mean she’s a Disney Popstar…I still fucking love it…because there is no such thing as autheticity…so I’ll take good bullshit over bad bullshit…not that Miley is doing this for me…but she should be.

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2015

30

Apr

Dugyu is a Naked Enough Hipster of the Day

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2015

30

Apr

Taylor Swift Bike Seat of the Day

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It turns out that I wish my face was Taylor Swift’s bike seat…which I guess Karlie Kloss and Calvin Harris’ faces are……because you know this orgasm hungry boss lady who makes a lot of fucking money and controls her empire…is all about riding facess like they were bike seats…and apparently is also into riding bike seats like they are bike seats…all reminding me of that summer I had a bike seat fetish..on those hot days…sniffing communal bike seats all the girls who weren’t wearing panties under their skirts…rubbing up against it…because no one ever things of the weirdo who takes that communal bike into the basement of his house to jerk off when they are riding it…and I guess that’s what excited me…but not nearly as much as Taylor Swift…

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2015

30

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean Drive of the Day

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I think by law I have to do Canadian content, at least that’s how the oppressive government of Canada works for Radio, TV and Film…you know to preserve the Canadian culture like Jim Carrey, Pam Anderson….and a bunch of other trashy sluts that have rolled through hollywood…but I think that is more of a loophole and the idea is to preserve maple syrup, beavers (not the vagina kind), moose and Hockey…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Emmanuelle Chriqui is from Moroccan roots, born in Montreal, raised in Toronto, exported to LA to be a big star…only to land Entourage until recently when she started popping up in the media..because I guess she’s up to something new…and throughout it all she’s had big jewish tits…something I love…especially when sephardic…like give my that hummus, make it drip off my face…

That said…Here is a little over edited Emmanuelle Chriqui for Ocean drive…looking like she was face-tuned in some pics…and like she’s 50 in others…but throughout it all..she has her big Jewish tits..

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui

2015

30

Apr

H&M Steals Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

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I have this theory that Victoria’s Secret owns all the Chinese factories, so that all the other brands have to run through them to make their bikinis and underwear, getting a piece of the backend on everything everyone does in the space, because that’s how evil empires work…otherwise I don’t understand why they would allow H&M or any of their models to work with H&M unless their was a need for them to…because I figure if you create some Brazilian like Lima and some Dutch chick like Doutzen, you make fucking sure they don’t work for the competition..unless you are the competition…but no one knows it….

Illuminati…

So here’s Natasha Poly, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima and Joan Smalls in a campaign.

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