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2015

07

Jul

Ruby Rose or Justine Bieber “Frees The Usher Hole” of the Day

So yesterday – I asked what the greatest contribution Canada has made to the world…My facebook crew unanimously decided that Justin Bieber in Yoga Pants being Mounted by Chad Nickelback as Avril Lavingne watched pouring maple syrup on your clit….was the winner…

Then Today…he posted a picture of his ass that I assume Usher has “Jared from Subway-ed”…but that is just how the entertainment industry works…

It is interesting the Instagram allows this, but doesn’t allow nipples, or girls in thongs, because thongs are porn…fuck Instagram..and fuck Bieber…like you were Usher…

Unless this is Ruby Rose…

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jul 6, 2015 at 10:52pm PDT

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2015

07

Jul

Mother and Daughter Jumped in Popeyes and Other Videos of the Day

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FSU QUarterback Punches a CHick

Car VS Runaway Tire

Dude Threatens to Kill batman in Toronto

Cop’s 1 Punch Knockout

Wendy’s Attack in Ohio

40 Black People Stomp Out 1 White Person…Because the Media is Making Us Racist…to Divide and Conquer…

Asian Restaurant Kitchen

Not Naked Enough PETA Protestors..

Girl Kicks an Old Man in the HEad

Sheep Acting Crazy

Traffic Cop Fail…

The Weirdest Drug Deal Ever…

Jared From Subway – Hard at Work….because he just got raided for Kiddie Porn Production…and if you’re at the point of being investigated for Kiddie Porn Producing, you are the worst pile of shit, scum of the earth, who deserves to be taken out back and raped by a sharp object before having their genitals mutilated….I never trusted an asshole who lost weight eating shitty sandwiches, before whoring his story to the sandwich company, only to whore underage kids, because he’s a fucking fat fucking creep…fuck this guy…

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2015

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I accidentally went to a movie last night, like an actual movie, in a theater…because I was wandering the streets, didn’t want to come back to my prison, and drinking in a park with weird homeless natives women who must have drank gas…and were fingering each other while squealing about their vaginas…who got extral loud when they say I trying to filming them…

It turns out the movie theater is a terrifying place, and this wasn’t even a porn theater…there was one dude behind me and I just thought the whole movie, he’d get up and either stab me in the neck or shoot me…you know, no security..and it’s happened before…I mean what kind of weirdo goes to a movie alone, other than me..and really if I was in a theater and saw me sitting in the back, I’d be uneasy too..

I guess that’s why Netflix and Chill is the phrase of this generation…

Here are some morning links…

Girls Tugging On Clothes…
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Demi Lovato Falling!
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AMber Heard Cleavage…
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Artist Does a Portrait on an Etch a Sketch
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AMy Schumer Continues to Entertain Fat Women
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FSU QB Punches a Chick
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Charlie Riina Toples sand AMazing
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Race Car Driver Walks Away From a Crash
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Bill Cosby is an Idiot…Who Admits to Drugging Women
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Jared from Subway – Child Pornographer?
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2015

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with asshole pics…is not getting enough of them…I guess that goes for all nude selfies because I hang in the wrong circle…one where girls don’t feel comfortable sending asshole pics…even though they know that’s all I care about….especially on a hot summer day…because real asshole on a hot summer day…unless it’s on a juice cleanse for 38 hours prior…is better in picture…

I don’t know what I’m talking about but help make me go viral by following me on instagram @drunknestepfatherdotcom …because that’s all people care about…and I care about what people care about when plotting my escape from my monster wife…but not enough to produce content they want to see…and I’d like to say I try…but I don’t…but I should…because if I did…#rich.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps of the Day
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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Together in the Bahamas Post Break-Up
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Nicky Hilton Ass Flash – Wardrobe Fail
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Florida Man’s Beach Sex Cost him 30 Months in Prison
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Kylie Jenner in a Red Tight Dress
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Slut of the Day
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Kelly Monaco in a Bikini
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Fresh Prince of Grand Theft Auto
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Some Victoria Beckham Nonsense
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Nic Cage for Superman
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COurtney Stodden’s USA Bikini
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Anastasia Ashley in Bikinis
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini TOp Because Herpes Fights Cancer…What?
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Christina Milian Bra Top Hooker
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Liv Tyler is a 38 Year Old Rock and Roll Heriess
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin Together on Independence Day
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Nicki Minaj Nipple
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Oldest Woman in the World Eats Bacon and Eggs Every Morning
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The MExican Weather Girl Blew UP Reddit
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The Streets Barber
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The Best Trampoline Piss Ever
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Smaantha Mumba in a Bikini
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Some USA Flag Bikini Slut
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Dianna Agron Dress
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Nicki Minaj Fights with Joe Biden
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Irina Shayk Pokies
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Cheesy as Fuck Big Tacky Breasts for Playboy
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Nicki Minaj in Pantyhose
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People Trolled to think Independence Day was Moved to February
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Irina Shayk in a Red Dress
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Sienna Miller – Bikini
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Models in Sexy Outfits
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Elizabeth Olsen Panty Flahs
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Miranda Kerr Legs at an Event of hte Day
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Man Finds the Original Nintendo Playstation
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Epic Boat Tits
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Fat Person VS Haters
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Eva Longoria Hard Nipple
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Ireland Baldwin is a MONSTER
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Demi Lovato Falls
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Redheads Smoking Weed
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Royal Family of the Day
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Sienna Miller in a Bikini
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Topless Protesters of the Day
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Julianne Hough Crotch Shot
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Rihanna in Shorts
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Big Fucking tits
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Cosby Admits to Drugging Girl
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Soft Core Porn GIFs
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US Soccer Anus…
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Naked 18 Year Old
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Gayest Cameraman Ever
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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Some British Chick for USA
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Big Tits Dressed Like a Caveman
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Britany Robertson Sex Scene / Nipple
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Jesse Andrews Naked for Terry
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Lesbian Co-Workers..>being Lesbians
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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The best, Freash, Young Amazing, Live, Naked, Girls…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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2015

06

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Seducing You of the Day

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She knows exactly what she’s doing here…and you’re all falling for it. Idiots can’t control your animal instinct to want to get up inside a young as fuck girl, who wants you to want that…but who will never give you that, and if she did, you’d be breaking the law, but you’d think it was worth it, because there’s no way you’d ever say no to this, even if you know it’d be wronng to say yes…which is the problem with boners…

16 is legal in Canada and I don’t fuck with anyone under 18, they annoy me, but I guess if I wasn’t allowed to, or didn’t have the option to say I don’t want under 18 year olds…maybe I’d be as into this girl as you…

What it comes down to is that she wants this, and you’re falling for it…this is how she propels her career into her 20s…get the perverts now…and the rest will follow later..

I feel like I’ve already seen these pics before…btu whatever…you’re a creepy pervert…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is some doughy clown of a pop act, that is not hot, interesting, fun or compelling. She’s just the same trying to figure out what the people want puppet, who happens to exist, but who probably shouldn’t exist, it was just good timing…

She’s really just a one hit wonder who has managed to stick around, I guess thanks to social media and showing her tit on stage.

I am more interested in anything that doesn’t involve a girl in fishnet pantyshose looking like she’s vacuum wrapped…and disgusting..

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2015

06

Jul

The Women of ESPN’s Body Issue of the Day

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ESPN does a homoerotic issue every year, where they get a bunch of athletes naked, because in case you didn’t know, girl athletes, unless they play tennis and aren’t the big Venus…or surfing…are monsters…with clits bigger than your dick..which isn’t saying much..but it’s saying these sculpted bodies are terrifying..

I guess I just like my girls skinny from eating disorders, not skinny from low body fat due to massive muscle mass…to stay competitive monsters…But they technically have female reproductive organs, even though they seem like machines, so it’s not as gay as jerking off to an actual tranny, something I assume you do…..

I mean, I don’t really want to see any of these girls ride my face for hours because they have good cardio…and not just for fear of them rubbing off my face…

Here are the pics of girls…

VIA ESPN

Posted in:ESPN|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Jessica Simpson’s Helicopter Photoshoot for AMerica of the Day

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Jessica Simpson posted this picture for the Fourth of July, mocking the American Troops who have died for your freedom, by being a relatively beefy girl in a bathing suit, pretending to do what they do…or maybe I am just looking too much into this attempt at being a modern pin-up thanks to having the body of girl big enough to have been considered hot during the Great Depression, mainly because at her size it meant she could afford more than just dirt and cockroaches for dinner…so fancy…where as in this generation it means..you can afford fast food…how the times have changed…

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2015

06

Jul

Elisabeth Olsen’s Panty Flash of the Day

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The wind was on our side…something that happens very rarely…hut when it does happen, it feels like the gods have spoke, and all the stars have aligned, because the natural elements of the Earth…meet the man-made fabrics of a specific skirt design, allowing us to see Olsen Twin sister heaven…

Unfortunately, Elisabeth Olsen was not on our side, because she wore panties…but it does remind me that panty flashes and hard nipples in white t-shirts during rain storms happen all the time…so get outside…if you’re not scared of the world because it is a horrible place, or because you are too lazy to leave your house because it gets in teh way of napping and not wearing pants.. like Me!

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2015

06

Jul

Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers…

So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit…

So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum.

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