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2015

06

Jul

MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay

Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school…

It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work.

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2015

06

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Coffee Shot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner stole the obvious joke when posting this picture of her in a see through shirt, covering her hooker kardashian nipple, that isn’t really her fault for doing, she can’t really help the brain washing her mother raised her with, it’s not like she’s allowed to socialize with normal people, or can related to normal people, living her secluded, surrounded by her shitty family existence…something that will probably end badly in the next 20 years…but in the mean time, involve her posting pis of her coffee cup..in the most slutty and subtle of ways….

She’s a Kardashian, this isn’t porn, so I guess selling Kim out for the sex tape has allowed the rest of the family to not need to whore themselves unless they really want to, like a single mother stripping to save college money for their kid, that she ends up spending on meth, so the kid can go onto do the same thing her whore mother did…

And so the cycle continues…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Taylor Swift’s Volleyball Serve at her Mansion of the Day

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Taylor Swift had some stupid fourth of July party at her ocean front East coast mansion, where a bunch of idiots attended, because she’s Taylor Swift, top of the charts star who you can’t say no to, especcially when you’re Gigi Hadid trying so hard to be as big as the Kardashians, aiming for the follower spillover share-for-share instagram plug while Taylor wants to seem like she has friends, and Martha Hunt, tags along because that’s what hired barbie dolls do…and I guess the real question is how much cocaine was there…or how much of any drugs were there…kids these days love fucking drugs…Molly at the ocean…but more importantly…how many orgasms did sex addicted, masked by love story, Taylor Swift had…including but not limited to ones from her cake cutting brother…

Rich people are so weird.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

06

Jul

Miley Cyrus Does Fourth of July of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is such a fucking phoney…she’s spend years fucking around on TUMBLR as she wasn’t allowed to leave her house during the Hannah Montana formative years, where her record label and team created this character, that is clearly a fucking joke, and clearly fading fast, because people see through bullshit lies and a lack of authenticity, but I guess since the beginning of the entertainment industry, authenticity has always been replaced with Marketability and how to maximize as much money as possible, without the retard public buying the bullshit to realize…so throw diversions at them, like fingering a model behind a truck and other strategic moves…and the whole thing is pretty dumb, and getting harder and harder to notice…since we’ve seen her do everything and we’re ready to move onto the next one in line…. she’s over….I mean would be over if the general public wasn’t as lame as her.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Charlotte McKinney’s Trashy Face Has Tits for GQ of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney profile shot at 1:02…

That’s all you need to see in this video to see that she’s a broken down, overrated, doesnt’ deserve to be on TV, will be done in 4 minutes, if she’s not already done, but will find a rich boyfriend to marry like her sister did, because that’s what girls do…I mean she obviously already dated a connected dude who got her on TV before ever even exisiting…My prediciton is the dude who own’s Guess?, who has always liked trash with tits, from Anna Nicole Smith to this, who in his older age, is lowering his standards…

Seriously, she’s just a hooters girl, who pulled off something I call Tits…because American loves tits, even when the tits belong to Tax Evading “Bahimians” raised in Florida..

She’s the worst…but yes…she has tits…get over the fucking tits..and make her end like she was that girl with the tits who got big from the Blurred Lines video..

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Demi Lovato Falls of the Day

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I find joy in watchign Demi Lovato fall on the slippery stage someone you can see is clearly slicking up to make her slip and fall..we can assume someone hired by Miley…the co-star in her underage lesbian sex tape that has never been leaked…

I wonder if I would like it more or less if she got injured in the fall..because I lack empathy and take joy in other people’s struggles..

Except when those struggles are some spoiled brat rich kid cocaine addiction that they diagnose as bi-polar cuz bitch can’t handle her shit…those kinds of struggles annoy me – not so much during the struggles when they are wrecks doing dumb shit, but after the struggles that they’ll tell you will always be a struggle, as they act holier than thou and that’s just annoying…you’re rich..fuck off and dance..monkey..even if you can’t do that right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

06

Jul

Eva Longoria’s Bikini Ass of the Day

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Eva Longoria was in a bikini…and it reminded me that Eva Longoria exists..you know 30 something Mexicans who don’t look like they are 300 lbs corn tortilla addicts are an genetic glitch, some scientific advancement, or maybe it is that Eva Longoria, first generation America, over compensates as an Americam, and shits on Mexican culture, until she is asked to make statements about Mexican americans, like some kind of Figurehead or leader of a movement she knows nothing about, because she’s a fucking princess, who hires Mexicans to clean her fucking mansion…and even makes shews about the shit…

She’s so famous internationally, people fucking love her, except maybe the Jews, since she compared Trump to Hitler, and jews don’t like that, unless they are casting their next producion, in which case they don’t care, becasue Longoria fills seats…something that amazes me more than her average body…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a Bikini of the Day

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Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo…

I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from…

Meaning…Sarah Hyland looks like she’s going through puberty…at 30…and wants you to experience it too…a valuable life lesson she got from being raised by hooker Sofia Vergara…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Britney Spears Old Face hard Nipples of the Day

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There’s nothing more American to a non American, than Britney Spears…

You know the white trash girl who was staged mom-ed hard…as a kid by her parents, turned into a commodity in a capitalist society…pushed to the massive corporation and sold off to produce vapid content the media loved…for many fucking years…probably a decade…before using the legal system to claim she’s not capable of handling herself so that they get to capitalize on her again..even though she’s a fucking adult…insane..

But she’s got hard nipples so who cares about any of that other bullshit…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2015

06

Jul

Pretty Little Liars Do Fourth of July of the Day

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Here’s the Pretty Little Liars on their own respective fourt of July actiivities…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, seeing as I’ve already seen the one I want to see topless, topless, while the other ones are just overrated…especailly the Canadian one….

But as a creepy motherfucker, I must maintain updates for you assholes who are the actual creepy ones who jerk off to these teen show acting 30 year olds…

I’m more interested in jerking off to vagina pics of girls from tinder…

Shay Mitchell is So Self INvolved of the Day, it happens when you’re Canadian and think you make it thanks to an insane amount of instagram followers…

A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Jul 4, 2015 at 1:49pm PDT

Lucy Hale is another one from the show, and she’s in a Bikini because it’s summer…and good for hits…

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

And here’s the best of the bunch, Ashley Benson, the thick one, and she’s rocking her big enough tits in a bikini, which is almost as good as when she banged Vanessa Hudgens in a pool in Spring breakers…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Lucy Hale|SFW|Shay Mitchell