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Katy Perry’s Ass of the Day

Ziegler or Zegler Tits at the Same Event of the Day

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Victoria Justice’s Titties on Press Day of the Day

Charli XCX Spitting Like a Porn Bitch of the Day

2015

Jul

Miranda Kerr Spread Legged in Grazia France of the DAy

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I hear if you pay Miranda Kerr 1,000,000 dollars for a night….or if you’re Justin Bieber….or if you’re a billionaire….she’ll do this pose she’s doing in Grazia France….without the white bathing suit on, but with more actual unprotected penetration…

But those are just rumors…Rumors are never real stories based on truth..

She’s a million dollar a year model, what’s she need more money, or rich dudes in exchange for penetration that makes her feel pretty for…you know like a high level sugar baby….I mean her alimony check and child support check from Orlando Bloom must be hefty enough to survive the good life, why would she want more…

Oh right, cuz she’s a vapid cunt, like so many girls who pose for photographers and who define themselves as that being their career…and not just a joke amongst friends like “I can’t beleive I get money and flown around the world to pose in my underwear…score”…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in Grazia France…spread legged….and what it comes down to – is – who fucking cares abotu Miranda Kerr….

Here’s an instagram pic she just posted..if you look close enough you can see some of the damage left from the shredding of her vagina when she had a kid for money and to increase her profile as a model…a kid I assume she’s a great, actively involved mother with..

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2015

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Looking Hot of the Day

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I knew Vanessa Hudgens mattered the second I got a lawyers letter after posting a nude selfie that they claimed was taken when she was 17, before nude selfies were that common, back when you had to negotiate hard with girls you were in long distance relationships to get before sending to your friends to show off what you fuck, even if she’s got a huge bush….

You know, when they still mattered, when they still counted for something, when they weren’t being done by every celebrity A- Z lister…and girl you know…or even walk by on the street…

Every girl has nudes…But not every girl has the confidence to leak nudes with bush….back when bush wasn’t trendy or fashionable…

What I am trying to say is that I’ve always believed in her….she’s the magical, ethnically ambiguous, Disney trained, slutty enough angel sent from heaven…

And she’s finally looking hot…which I guess is all that matters in this superficial world we live in…

So here she is looking hot..which reminds us that despite what Amy Schumer and all the other fat slob comedians, actoors, models, who are talking to fat women, because they are easy to talk to, it’s not like they are out on dates, and they are vulnerable and looking for relatable people in the media, so they talk to them, in order to get richer, are saying…

Skinny is a better look…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2015

Jul

Rita Ora’s See Through Dress of the Day

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On the quest to be the best Rihanna impersonator to ever live…you know to have a carer of her own…with her own records, under her own name, so people forget how she got her start…you know with her own albums, her own mansions, her own rich boyfriends who fuck her, her as they help carry her, or feed off her like the cow that she is….you know just making as much noise as possible to get you to notice her and her big tits….because the other option is working Hollywood BLVD, Cruise ships, or weddings singing UMBRELLA like she was Alex Trebek…

She posts nipple pics in a see through dress on instagram….Good strategy by my standards..I mean who the fuck is Rihanna when staring at big nipples…I barely see her in this obvious copycat…

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2015

Jul

LIndsay Vonn for Tiger WOods of the DAy

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I would say that here is some Lindsay Vonn being inappropriate for an OLympic champion skier, by wearing some slutty sugar baby looking outfit at the Nickelodeon Sports Awards….you know as a dig to Tiger Woods that she’s still got it…or an attempt to lure in new Black Cock now that she’s experienced the sheer size of one…assuming that Tiger got the black genitals not the asian genitals….and I would probably be right…but I’ve grown up around skiers my entire life, even went to high school in a ski village in Canada, and I’ll tell you one thing, skier chicks are horny, like dudes, because their legs are built like dudes…sturdy, scary, and willing to ride you like you were a mogul run….and their legs gave out because of the lactic acid burn..

What I am saying is that skiers, and really all female athletes, have higher testosterone than non athletes, and are always down to fuck…so this is probably just a product of her being the oen fuckable skier in the history of skiing…take that Peekaboo Street…coupled with wanting to be filled all the fucking time because that’s what happens…throbby pussy…milking the attention her high profile relationship gets her…because why not…

Either way…I want a ski lesson…on my face…because why the fuck not.

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Posted in:Lindsay Vonn|SFW

2015

Jul

Kim Kardashian Pig in Mud of the Day

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I guess this is the equivalent to a pig in mud, if the pig was human, fame whore…pile of silver coated shit…that is still shit…even if coated in silver…

Sure it is debatable whether this pig is human, since everything this pig does and the way this pig looks, would point to her being a pig, but not so much the cute animal that we kill and eat as bacon version of a pig, but rather the embodiment of what calling a person a pig really means….

She is disgusting…so here are pics of her by Juergen Teller – That I’ve already posted – but whatever..

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2015

Jul

Brooklyn Shitter…and Other Videos of the Day

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Fight Turns Ugly With Machete…

Old Lady Grabs Tits For Kids..

Naked Tweaker Fight…

Naked at a Music Festival

Mexican Singer Loses Maxi Pad on TV

Irish Guy Crashes Helicopter into Pub…

Naked Austrian Swim

Drunk Girl VS Bannister

China Singer Almost Dies

Drunk Singer…

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2015

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life is one big horrible snapchat story that nobody watches..without the twerking…without the titty flashes…without the dick pics…which I guess is a good thing – since I hate all of you…

That said follow my SNAPCHAT don’t worry – I let hot girls do it – it’s not just me crying and masturbating – eating donuts out of my wife’s fat ass.

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Amber Heard is Johnny Depp’s Fall Guy
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John Daly Tees Off on Cigarettes…
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Leo DiCaprio in a New Trailer..
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Dog Front Flips
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Kim K – Pregnant Tits!
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Phoebe Price Sheer Outfit…
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2015

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hate that I didn’t pretend I was retarded when I was 2 years old..

I could have faked retarded, I know it…I would have been good.

It would have allowed me a life of luxury in an institution…like an all inclusive resort…

I would have had zero responsiblity, not that I really do, my life is a vacation…but it could have been even more lazy…

Just another way I’ve failed…

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Half Naked Girls Covered in Sand
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Britney SPears Grocery List
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Some Random Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Donald Trump Made 200 Million in Apprentice…
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Vanessa Paradis Topless
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The Emmy Nominations are Out
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Lindsay Vonn’s Fuck You Tiger Dress
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Katherine Heigl – Titty Show
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Ciara Hard Nipples
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Slut of the Day
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Birdman Tried to Kill Lil Wayne
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Ronda Rousey Calls Out Mayweather
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Guide to British Slang
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Irina Shayk Takes a Bath
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Josephine Skriver in Underwear for Victoria’s Secret
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Kim Kardashian’s Disgusting Ass Half Naked
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Weirdest Toys from the 90s
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Hot Mexi Slut
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Dude Calls the Cops After Someone Breaks Into His House and Demands They Smoke Weed Together
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Harry Potter is Receptionist at Nylon
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Australia Hates Amber HEard
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Kendall Jenner in Tights
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Amy Schumer Claims She Sent Stole Katie Couric’s Phone and Texted Her Husband Saying She Wanted Anal…
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Monica Cruz Bikini
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Small Plane Lands on Highway
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Elsa Hosk in Underwear for Victoria’s Secret
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Sylvester Stallone’s Wife in a Bikini
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Emrata Toplessness
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Ian McKellen Performs Taylor Swift..
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Vanessa Paradis Topless
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Julianne Hough on TV
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Jennifer Lopez in Tight Pants
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Michael Douglas Has a Big Dick – According to Michael Douglas
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Minka Kelly is Not Dating Sean Penn
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Peter Berg Doesn’t Like Caitlin Jenner
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Nathalie Emmanuel Bikini
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Jenner Twins at the ESPYS
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Bella Thorne is Slutty
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Thigh GAP GIFS
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Ho Girl on Cam with Some Toy Play….
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Kayden Kross in a Waterfall
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TITS Scenes in Movies
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Marion Duvall Has Huge Fuckign Tits!
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Sex Tape in a Changing Room
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Titties with Rubiks Cube…
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Couple in the Pool Changing Room…
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Naked Girl Loves the Green..
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Naked in the Outdoors
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Midget Sex
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Stoned Girl and Her crazy Ass
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The Man with the Womanly Nipples
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Bolt On Tits..
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GIrls Fisting….
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Under Water Boobs
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2015

Jul

We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day

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This just in….Miley Cyrus is trying to increase the profile of already lottery winning, average at best, hipster lesbian model that Victoria’s Secret just signed and probably encourages to do this Miley thing, because it makes their brand seem more hit and with it, in this lesbian driven society…where everyone is loving, accepting, positive, gender confused, LBQGYZLRST….or whatever the fuck their acrynoym for “Anything by straight” is…..

I guess Miley is trying to increase her own profile too, I mean come on bitch, feeding your trick at Disneyland, the land you were created in, for the paparazzi you hired….fuck off…

Who cares what eats her confused, souless, childhood-less, sheltered pussy….it’s just nonsense, noise, boring, obvious, typical, nonsense..But this matter in this world of idiots…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

Jul

The ESPYS Happened of the Day

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Who cares that the ESPYs happened…sports are for faggots…

And I don’t mean faggot as a derogatory word to gay people…

I am using it as a derogatory word for closet cases who like watching grown men play with each other…in their spare time…it’s fucking weird…

You know the same kind of dude who could call a gay person a faggot…meanwhile motherfucker has wet dreams about being in the locker room with his favorite team after the big win…

That said, ESPYs, an award created by ESPN, a media company paid for by advertisers…seems like a really legit award ceremony…that really means something…like the Maxim Top 100 but for sports…fuck this noise…

Here are some sluts who were there, because either they fuck athletes and get herpes like Hannah Davis, are athletes who fuck Athletes until their vaginas explode like Hope Solo, or their dad’s now a woman like Kendall…and Tina Turner….

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