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2015

20

Jul

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes was in a bikini because LeAnn Rimes makes me laugh

Here’s the LeAnn Rimes you probably jerked off to – at 14 – because that’s just the kind of pervert you are…

I am not posting it for “sexual” reasons, obviously, bitch looks like some back woods coalminer in the deep apalachian mountains before her grandpappy licks her clean after a long day of working the field…

I am posting it because either 2 things happened here, the first being that she was always a sexually abused weirdo that people knew they had to market to the Jesus people as Jesus people are very committed to their own, even when they falter…giving some room to wiggle…and in LeAnn Rimes’ case that wiggle was getting breast implants to look like a Playboy chick, and use to wreck some actor’s home…

Or the fame, money and team of people got destroyed by hollywood and gave into her carnal instincts as people with money and fame tend to do to deal with fame…but also because it’s fun….

Either way, her fan base are still there for her, because she is their own, and their good country values tell them that besides the occassional half retard inbred with anger issues molesting his sister, it takes a village to raise lord’s family…as we are all god’s children…even this trick.

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2015

20

Jul

Dude Fingers His Friend’s Hook-Up and other Videos of the Day

Girl Pees Out of the Train Window

Dude Gets Leg Run Over at Best Buy

Road Rage Knockout

Girl Mad At Chicken Spot

Machete Fight of the Day

Skater Gets Arrested

Asian Gets Taken Out

Man VS Walmart Employees

Thug Life is Real Thug Life

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy –

Cheap SHot Fail

Hand in Shit Prank

Mad Chick of the Day

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2015

20

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if the weekend would be more interesting if I left the house…and tried to interact with other humans…even though I am more into Pugs….and I realize that I’m not missing out on much…

It’s like how many drunk party girls flashing their tits for the camera can I see in a lifetime…plus all the tits I need are on the internet…and even on my snapchat “Drunkstepfather” without having to leave the house…makes perfect sense to me…it’s 98% of the reason I have a blog…a dated thing tween girls used to do to share their feelings when the world was getting more exhibitionist and self involved….instead of bottling it up like you’re fucking supposed to…assholes…

So add my snapchat “drunkstepfather” to snapchat…..here’s BAMBI.CAT takeover…that is responsible for at least one dude jerking off into his sink….and snapping it…asshole..

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30 Million Ashley Madison Users To Be Exposed
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Detroit Hotel Implosion!
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LeAnna Rimes in a Bikini
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Bill Cosby is the Right Kind of Creepy “Tell Your Mom About the Orgasm” Creepy
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Some Fame WHore Mother and Daughter in a Bikini
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Mega Avalanche Bike Race…
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Today in Lingerie
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Foam Wrestling
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DIY Underwater Breathing Device…That Can Blow Up Your Lungs
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Rod Stewart, ASAP Rocky Carpooling…Karaoke….
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Caitlyn Jenner and LAverne Cox – Just a Couple Dicks in Dresses
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Some Girls with Light Eyes and Dark Hair…Apparently It’s a Fetish
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2015

20

Jul

Kylie Jenner VS Snapchat of the Day

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I guess Kylie Jenner wasn’t the 21 year old found dead in Demi Moore’s pool with the “assistant”…partially because Kylie Jenner isn’t 21 but also because the “assistant” excuse is the oldest excuse used by famous people ever…assistants are the paid alibis always…

But Kylie Jenner is the youngest Kardashian craving attention, possibly because her father is a now her mother, but also due to attention seeking being a family tradition….which I guess is blanket statement for everything these idiots represent…

So she’s out showing off her soon to be 18, already fucked by 25 year old black dudes with kids tits…and…I don’t care, but find it interesting to see what young people to day are into…and doing…in this case to stay relevant for million dollar endorsement deals, but representative of all these self absorbed idiots with their constant selfies…using people like Kylie as their big cleavage leaders…

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2015

19

Jul

Surf of the Day

I like surfing for the surf girl asses, but I guess I also like it for the shark attacks. The fear of every surfer, that seems to rarely happen, making me think maybe this is surfer Mick Fanning’s trained shark, being used for a publicity stunt…right?

Longer version…

Here’s some Anastasia Ashley surf ass…because that’s the kind of sharking I’m more into…

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2015

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t tell a girl you want to have sex with that she’s got a revolving door pussy. Don’t send the message “Do you want to fuck me”….when it autocorrects to Dorothy…she may have an Aunt or Granny or Nana she calls Dorothy…coupled with a golden girls obsession that leads to everything but fucking you…

I got some hate for this instagram I posted..


New era fitness modeling – what they don’t tell you is that she’s running to An all you can eat buffet and she died in the making of this cover shoot due to being fat…I am fat so I can laugh at fat. I am not on the cover of men’s fitness because I am fat. I am fat because I am lazy. This doesn’t represent fitness or health and any trainer would probably tell someone this size not to run because it will blow out their knees and ankles… just because America is fat doesn’t mean model agencies that have been calling skinny girls too fat for 40 years can now all of a sudden be fat friendly because fat is in style and makes them money. Fuck you hypocrites who created eating disorders pretending that fat is ok now. I am onto you.

I would like to interview every model rejected by whilemina the last 30 years – or girls signed to whilemina told to lose weight the last 30 years.

It’s of a top heave girl on the cover of some running magazine that a modeling agency celebrated, because they get paid and fat girls are bountiful, they don’t even need to dig through piles of potential models, they just need to recruit at the local walmart or some shit…

Basically, I was saying that a company that has rejected girls for being fat forever, celebrating a fat guy, is like Hitler hiring a Jewish person to do his taxes…which he probably did…because the savings were worth it..

I am not against fat girls, I like fat girls and I fuck fat girls, and I marry fat girls…I am against them being on the cover of magazines unless it is a before picture…from running…

Fat kills…who cares abotu fat chicks…stop crying…thug life..

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Lindsay Vonn in One Piece Outfit
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Rachel Bilson Kisses her Captor
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Kendall Jenner Braless
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Peter Berg Likes Caitlin Jenner Now
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Kim Kardashian is Disgusting
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Sings to MILFs
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Christina Hendricks Huge Tits!
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Martha Hunt Has a Career Because of Taylor Swift
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Amy Schumer is the Worst
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Victoria Hervey Topless
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Japan Elderly Commit More Crimes than Teens
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2015

17

Jul

Ashley Smith Big Tits Dirty Feet of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a Texan who went up to NYC to become a model, where she did a few nude shoots before locking in a contract with TRUMP, your future president’s agency that I guess is more his recruiting for sex, while making money off it because he’s a capitalist program that feeds his narcissism…

She did a bunch of hipster shit, and probably a bunch of hipster dude, and her gap tooth had a moment of glory where it was trendy, all while rocking a huge set of tits…

Well, she still exists, now on more of the mainstream kick, as you can tell by this polaroid of her naked enough with dirty feet…it’s “Art” not “smut”…edgy and interesting enough for Sports Illustrated to cast her…so whatever…

There was a time I used to interract with her on instagram, but then she went “viral”…and ignores me, so we can hate her, but we can’t hate her tits…and by we I mean me, I just like seeming more substantial than the bottom feeding troll I am ….

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2015

17

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski’s Greasy Clown Face of the Day

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Like the rest of you, I get distracted by Emily Ratajkowski’s tits…even if I normally refer to her as “The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video”…and in getting distracted by her tits…that I am 98% sure are fake…because I saw a video of her in a car and the entire tit shook like it was one cohesive unit, rather than the jiggle of natural fat cells like natural tits…but still fantastic tits regardless of how much they cost…

I like calling her out as a talentless set of tits, because she is a talentless set of tits, and I am amazed she’s been able to take her instagram modeling so mainstream, like into movies….all because the film industry is scrambling and the sites picked up on her and they just assumed that this is what we want…

But sometimes, I get side tracked and think – “she is actually really not that bad to look at, that body alone is amazing”…you know…despite being aware of the lie that is her…I still get hazy and unclear…

But to solve that issue and to see clairity for what it is, I’ve cropped her face at events just to show how clown-like, cartoony, definitely filled it is…

Because without her tits, when she’s just a floating head…she’s really average at best, if not even weird looking..but I’d still let her sit on my face, and not in hopes of tasting Ben Affleck residue, but beccase she’s hot enough for me – even if overrated in the grand scene of things…but then again, I’ve had sex with rotting meats maybe hot enough for me – means nothing.

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2015

17

Jul

Miley Cyrus Demonstrates Lesbianism of the Day

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It is safe to assume that Miley Cyrus has spent hours upon hours studying tumblr in efforts of creating her hipster identity…back when she was putting together her last tour…”This is what the kids like” mood boards at meetings where she’d say “Let’s use more emojis, people like emojis on Tumblr, I think that’s the way to go, emojis”….despite being totally disconnected, living in her own weirdo rich kid bubble, that I firmly believe is a vacuum, where no culture can penetrate through, because it’s all computer based and hired staff based and being used by everyone around you, including your parents based…..

So it would only make sense that she used tumblr to figure out this pussy eating thing, and I guess here she is demonstrating on what looks like a fruit roll-up, but that could be an edible, because she likes to medicated, and really it’s just her disgusting mouth up on some pinkish object and that should be enough for you to imagine it being the folds of a victoria’s secret model no one understands how she became a victoria’s secret model…labia…

Or you can look at Miley doing yoga…both are equally uninteresting..

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2015

17

Jul

Rumer Willis Booty Pop of the Day

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There have been constant debates as to whether Rumer Willis was actually human, or just a product of an STD Demi Moore had when she was first fucking bouncer turned action star Bruce Willis…it was like “no that’s gotta be a UTI”…9 months earlier…only to have this weird, fungal, even potato shaped object fall out during getting fucked while on drugs in some hollywood mansion…

But I think, Rumer Willis, is an actual human, and not just afterbirth stained on panties that grew into a human-like thing due to the right climate and moisture levels….I don’t think she’s an alien…but I do think she’s been clever enough to distract people from her Demi Moore before the Plastic Surgery face that wasn’t necessarily pretty but gave good enough head to lure in at least one dude interested in exploring Trans sex, so long as the trans had a pussy not a Bruce Jenner…it’s less gay that way…

And I’m not just saying that because her booty pop game is on point…

Fine…

Maybe I am…but that booty pop game is on point…how can you not want to bury your face in it…like you were Ashton Kutcher before the dot com billions…just stepdadding the right way..right

It is the fake face, fake booty, fake lips, injections everywhere generation…and as someone who likes a big round ass as long as it isn’t on a Kardashian…this new Rumer Willis due to strategic engineering…is a better Rumer Willis..so girls, if you’re out there, ugly and hopeless, but rich…you’ll be ok…you will get through it…and plastic surgeons will be eager to take you on as a challenge…and succeed…because you can afford them….thanks to your trust fund..

Here’s a meme she posted taht I assume hits close to home

Just yes ????????????

A video posted by Rumer Willis (@ruelarue) on

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