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2015

29

Jun

Arnaud Lajeunie’s for L’imparfaite of the Day

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He is a photographer…but then again, who isn’t a photographer, cameras are so affordable, and we have them in all of our phones…it’s like does the world actually need a photographer…is calling yourself a photographer anything but laughable…it’s one of those obsolete talents…technology destroyed…

But his pics are still good, or maybe I just like that there are nude girls in it…

It’s for some magazine called L’Imparfaite And I figure it’s btter than not looking at the pics…of naked models…who think this is art…while clearly it is porn…because I’m trying to jerk off to it…and more importantly, because i’m considered a porn site…for some fucked up oppressive reason…

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2015

29

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Topless for Internet of the Day

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So Kaley Cuoco is an exhibitionist, especially after her phone was hacked and she was pretty awesome in her nudity, from being on the toilet, to whatever the fuck else she was doing, I don’t remember, but you can always google it…it’s the interenet and everything lives forever…

I figure, if you’re an actor who has made a ton of money and just negotiated 100,000,000 dollar deal for the next few years, you might as well givet the pervert audience what they want…you’re paid well for it…

That said, I remember when she was on 8 Simple Rules to Date my Teenage Daughter, before John Ritter died, back a long time ago…I watched it at least once and said “I won’t date your teenage daughter, but I will jerk off to her, thank you network TV for the porn, my interenet is down and I don’t have porn DVDs”….

So I remember the other Teenage Daughter, who was also on the show, but who didn’t end up going onto a huge sticom, but instead did One Episode of Bones…

Her name is Amy Davidson…the other 8 simple rules…where she peaked…to contrast with the Kaley nudity, because you know she’s always in her shadow….and probably hates her for it…and that makes me laugh….

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2015

29

Jun

Jasmine Sky is the 16 Year Old of the Day

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Her name is Jasmine Sky, I’ve never heard of her, and I sure as fuck how you haven’t heard of her, because she’s 16 and that would make you a fucking creep…an the reason me posting her pics doesn’t make me a creep, you know seeing as I am in my 40s, and she’s 16…is because it is my job, that isn’t really a job, to see what is going on in pop culture…

She’s in some new TV show, that used the above pic as their promo pic, even though she’s 16, and they are creepy old execs in Hollywood, who know exactly what they are doing…

From what I gather, she’s 16, she’s from Canada, she was born in 1999, and she’s taking Kim Kardashian type pics of her young ass, that I assume will be 6 times the size once she hits puberty, and her parents, I guess are suffocated by dollar signs of her getting herself famous and encourage her young prostituting ways…

You see, these pics are clearly “LOOK AT MY ASS” pics that her mom should say “Hey, you’re being slutty”….but instead is like “Show more ass, I’ve been training you to have a booty since you were 4 and Kim K first happened”…..and her fans, obviosuly young people are pretty funny…from celebrating her ass, to calling her a bootleg Kyle Jenner…the youth of today…are sluts, perverts, assholes and seem to just get it..

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2015

29

Jun

Istanbul Gay Pride Nudity and Other Videos of the Day

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Gay Pride VS Water Cannon

Semi Naked Tokyp Shoppers

Topless Asian

Dad Protects His Daughter…

Tough Guy is Not So TOugh

87 Year Old Driver of the Day

Dealer Drops His Gun

Dirt Biker VS Bear

Drunk Shopper Falls Down

Weird Girl Fight of the Day

Attack in Czech Subway…

Mumbai Train Derailed…

Beheading of the Day

Bird of the Day

Man Walks Into Van

Supermarket Fail

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2015

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM…because INSTAGRAM is the only thing that matters….other than me spending hours texting girls, trying to convince them to film themselves having sex for me, which is the new holy grail of the sext…

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Cnn Fail of the Day
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Big Tits….
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Nicole Scherzinger Bikini…
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Ireland Baldwin Nose Ring
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Some Athlete Singing Method Man
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The Caption Writer at BBC Captioned Kanye Amazing
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Don’t Harrass the Queen’s Guard
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Taiwan Inferno
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Texas VS Marriage Equity…
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Paris Hilton’s Plane Crash
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Caitlyn Jenner Public Appearance…
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Vogue Williams Bikini…
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Crazy Person of the DAy
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Baby Turkey CHicks VS Pit Bull
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Candice Swanepoel Lingerie…..
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Caitlyn Bendy Girl….
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2015

29

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Shirt of the Day

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I know…that Kim Kardashian goes to bed every night laughing. Not because she just watched Kanye Singing Bohemian Rhapsody…but because she has mastered the art of the media…to make stupid money from the idiot public that follow her every move. She’s actually a genius marketer, her team genius, the whole thing a social experiment that makes me feel she knows the general public are idiots and each move strategic to generate buzz from the idiots…to make her more money…because there is no way she’s some idiot that this just happened to…it’s all calculated, and when done right…works…if being a rich shameless idiot is your goal…and it should be…because who cares if you’re hated when you are making a joke out of everything in the media, marketing, advertising, and internet…it’s like she’s GOD or something..

It’s a fucking joke..

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2015

28

Jun

Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day

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Why can’t it be real and from 10 years ago, you know when she was sucking off of the media industry to make stupid fucking money…you know when she needed to be in the plane crash to end her annoying…and Kim K at the source…

But doing it now, is just a tease of what could have been, for those of us stuck in the past, like me, I run a blog don’t I?…what is this 1998?

What should have been, and now all what will hopefully will be – with the Armenian Paris Hiltons, the world doesn’t need more pillution….

Pretty solid prank by the Arab money that seem to LOVE Paris Hilton, but …would have been nice if it went wrong…only because it is Paris Hilton, an actual terrorist on pop culture..

She probably staged this to remind you that Paris Hilton exists…Obviosuly she staged this…she’s Paris Hilton…and wants you to know she exists…

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2015

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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People shouldn’t be happy Gay Marriage is now legal at the federal level, they should be angry that their freedom to marry what they wanted was controlled by the government up until this point…it’s like saying “thanks for being repressive” all these years…

That said, to celebrate the government’s legalizing a law that shouldn’t be a law…because adults should be able to decide what they want to marry and I guess they can…even though, all these gays will realize, marriage is idiotic and now that they have the right to do it, they will be able to move onto other issues, like divocrce…

But to celebrate, because I approve of this progressive bullshit that is bullshit because it shouldn’t even be a discussion…I will only offer girls fromt he internet anal sex…

I bet it will work…

Here’s something from my instagram:

Belly button of the day with @jennkain

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Mirror Selfies!
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Obama Sings Amazing Grace
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People Protest Sofia Vergara’s Vagina
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Mariah Carey Holds Hands on Vacaton
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Kendall Jenner Cleavage
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Rumer Willis in the Bath
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Samantha Hoopes Huge Tits
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Bear Cools Off in the Pool
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College Slut of the Day
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Julianne Hough Awesome Booty
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Jordan Carver Big Tits…
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Asha Leo in Lingerie
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Biannca Lake Flashes Tits
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Climbing Beyond your Ability
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Police Kill Escaped Murderer – Won’t Be Any Protesters…
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Worst Fart Trick Ever
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Lindsay Lohan Legs
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Most Outrageous Political Parties You Won’t Believe Are Real
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Donald Trump Sues Univision
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Sir Ian McKellen is Gay ?!
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Julianne Hough for Women’s Health
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Bikini Abs of the Day
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Cute GIrls
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Don’t Jump the Subway Tracks
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Cleavage…
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Amber Heard Cleavage….
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Vanessa Marcin Titty Grab
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Jessica Simpson Big Tits…Thick Legs…
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The Most Inappropriate Disney Tattoos on the Internet
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Jared Leto – Method Actor
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Mom Explains How to Get Sex
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Alessandra Ambrosio Pokies in a Bikini
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YOGA PANTS
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Maitland Ward is a Whore
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The All Time Worst Suits Worn to the NBA Draft
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Michael Jackson’s Made 2 Billion Dollars Since Dying
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Chrissy Teigen Full Frontal
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Things That Bounce
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Rachist Woman of the Day
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Casey Batchelor NIPPLES!
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Candice Swanepoel’s In lingerie
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Someone Leaves Unattended Snakes on a Train
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Summer Fails!
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Face Sitting of the Day
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FREE WEEK TRIAL – Hottest Celebrities Nude For Your Viewing Pleasure
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Submissive Asian Video of the Day
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ALison Brie Plays a Sex Addict
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Masturbating in the Storage Room…
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Broad City Pegging Episode is Weird
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Shitty Dildo!
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Hottest Vanessa Hudgens GIFs
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Big Tits Do Fetish Shit
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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2015

26

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s an Old Lady with Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jessica Simpson Big Tits…Thick Legs…why not celebrate girls who get multi-million dollar contracts to lose weight and pretend a weightloss program actually works, after gaining a ton of weight after singing that contract, instead of losing that weight…

Only, she eventually strapped down to hire a chef and training to get to this level of very strong looking legs….because I guess she didn’t want to pay out…

This was all while not losing her tits…tits that used to mean something…

Now they were an old, washed up and belong to a mom…..with a lot of fucking money…that don’t need to work ever again…but who at one time was like a Kardashian with a reality show.

But still tits…with hard nipples…as tits tend to do…

I am glad she’s not covering her tits like the girl at the grocery store was earlier today, I just didn’t understand how girls are still shy about hard nipples in the heat-to-air-conditioning…struggles of the summer…

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2015

26

Jun

Selena Gomez Humping a Chair of the Day

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Selena Gomez girl who is not my girl….but who is getting sluttier in her approach to sell shitty music…when she’s not sucking up to her counterparts like Taylor Swift, learning how to brain wash the public better…while not being quite as trashy as Miley…

I didn’t watch the video, if I did, it would be on mute, I just saw it getting passed around the internet and I would hate to miss out on stupid news that is hardly news, but rather me promoting some unappreciative cunt, that even if I send 2 views to her shitty video she doesn’t deserve as she’s never done shit for me…

This is a one sided relationship Selena…step it the fuck up…

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