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2015

29

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Does Dubsmash in Real Life of the Day

Had so much fun jamming to @torikelly with some friends last night. What an incredibly talented girl, as well as humble and sweet!

A video posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) on Jun 24, 2015 at 11:26am PDT

Young people are fucking annoying, especailyl when they are raised by Stephen Baldwin….who has no business being rich and famous, but who pulled a scam off in the 80s….

Or even worse when they fuck Justin Bieber…who his fans are really into…check out the comments…tons of LOLZ….

I’m more into her in a bikini, cuz these aspiring fake, instagram models, cuz their parents are vapid famous assholes and this world is all they know, aren’t that interesting as people…but their bikini pics are nice and youthful, and besides their trust funds, all their good for…

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2015

29

Jun

Julianne Hough and Her Brother are Close of the Day

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What the hell in stage parent turned making their kids incestuous dancing partners…because they are connected at the soul genetically and possibly at the genitals…since narcissists historically are into genetic attraction…as it is like fucking themselves…

I knew a mom, who used to fuck her “estranged” adult son, and would openly talk about it, because she found him a beautiful piece of art that came from her vagina and that she felt she could do whatever she wanted with…even with him as an adult…because adults can make their own decisions…

I mean incest has been going on forever..and what better family to be into it that some weirdo Dancing with the Stars cast, professional trained dancing family…that are clearly weird…because what grown, hetero man is profession trained dancing…one who would probably fuck his siter…that’s who…

Here’s her bad singing…because American trash love song…

To see the pics of Julianne Hough in Concert CLICK HERE

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Avril Lavigne and Her Lyme Disease Tears for Canadian Bachelor of the Day

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I think the funniest thing in this interview, is that Jesse Palmer, who is a Montrealer, who was on the Bachelor, and who has been rumored to burn through as many local girl as possible, you know small cities only have one or two people who have been on TV that aren’t hockey players…

I guess he’s on Good Morning America…but more importantly, he’s making Avril Lavigne cry about her Lyme Disease, because of her tick ridden tween angst at Hot Topic pussy…

I forgot she was married to Nickelback…

HEre are pics of her

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Selena Gomez’s Titty Fuel of the Day

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People are fascinated with Selena Gomez and her tits, you know trying to figure out if they are real or implants, because Mexicans never have nice full tits, it’s a genetic thing, and Hollywood chicks all have implants, it’s just the way of the land….but I am more interested in her chunky face…are those double chin implants, you know to fill yourself out…and make yourself relatable to the new generation of obese…or is it just diet, exercise, and steroids from her LUPUS…

Well I guess this product placement, that you know she’s getting paid for, because subtle money grubbing isn’t really her thing, and obvious money grubbing is…demonstrates that the fat is real….

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2015

29

Jun

Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a lesbian model turned actor, who started out as a socialite with a trust fund, invited to all the cool parties, because all that it takes to matter is attending the right events, surrounding yourself with the right people, because you’re a quirky dancing monkey…who I guess takes a good picture…

I guess her nipple pic, is hardly anything magcial, it’s just a fucking nipple, but maybe this pic of Gigi Hadid, who her friends call “G-Spot”….grabbing her ass, that says “Assland”…which coincidentally is the name of a message board I started in 2000 that failed horribly…

These little “it-girls”…obsessed with social media are all just leveraging each other…to get more and more and more famous…

Hookers call this the #WCW

Souless rich kids call this OMG BFF…WHERE’S TAYLOR SWIFT…WE NEED HER IN ON THIS!

Here’s Kendall, who posted the above pic’s nipples…from a fashion show..

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2015

29

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Changing For the paparazzi of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is in Italy…and I guess the paparazzi cared enough to get what I like to think of as an Old School style paparazzi pic, the one of the past, when privacy was actually invaded, stalking actually took place, as celebrities would be terrorized to get that bikini pic from there vacation…you know hired helicopters, zoom lenses…some spy shit..

It was an era before social media, self produced content, where talent wasn’t found based on followers you had because of ass pics…but rather because you sucked a producer’s dick…

I don’t care if Lohan staged this, I don’t think she did, so I’ll just pretend this is the glory days, watching Lohan change while she doesn’t know she[s being watched, the way it was meant to be…

But she’s broke, probably a hooker now, so to think this is honest…is probably just wishful thinking, but sometimes, wishful thinking is all we need…

TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE WHILE LOOKING LIKE HER BEAT UP MOM CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER ON A BOAT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Miley Cyrus Weridness of the Day

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This picture of Miley Cyrus that is circulating….I have no idea what it is fun, but I do know that’s not her vagina lips, it’s art, it’s fashion, it’s bullshit because everything is mainstream and nothing is authentic or compelling…

But it is more interesting than her scripted bullshit…watching her mouth struggle with words..like the inbred, uneducated, puppet that she is…

I’m not hating on her horrible voice, I still find her interesting enough, all while being uninteresting, only because she encourages young girls to get naked…and that’s important…as long as you’re not the one doing it, because if you are…you’ll likely get arrested…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 26, 2015 at 12:49pm PDT

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2015

29

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski in a Bikini Cuz No One Cares of the Day

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People don’t know this but Emily Ratajkowski is my biggest fan…she watches everything I post about her, because she’s got very little going on, it’s not like she actually works…

I mean she’s had a few campaigns, she was relevant for a minute, but this is the internet THOT, you don’t matter…

It’s like use that VERY low level of instagram celebrity, marry a rich dude and make babies, because girl is no more interesting, with even less to offer than social media hits before her, like Tila Tequila…

She is just a viral video set of tits, that people have no real emotional attachment to, no matter how great the tits are, because tits are just tits, and they are fucking everywhere…

So many girls on the internet…have great bodies on the internet…and this is just one who fell through the cracks…

I know she’s scrambling to stay relevant, to matter, to get cast in movies…I mean that’s what these bikini pics are aboug…

But that doesn’t mean she matters…but her tits are good..so let’s take them as far as they can go…cuz obviously that’s what she’s dping…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

29

Jun

Bella Hadid Average at Best Thank God She’s Rich Model of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a model..but not really..

Maybe, it’s better to call her the daughter of a rich guy and a model mother who is pushing her into modeling, like her sister, because it is easy money, and the world will eat anything they are fed…they are dumb, tired, in debt and take what they are given….

I mean, even her sister, Gigi, is hardly model material, but this world is just a bunch of self promoting idiots, and the richer you are, the more access you have, the more interesting your social media is, the more famous your friends, the more, audience you have, the more relevant you can pretend to be…

Even though anyone with a brain knows NONE of this matters…

That said, her publicity stunt is that she’s dating The Weeknd, a Canadian very successful singer, making it big in the USA…who hit up a girl I know last week to fuck, so I guess it’s LEGIT..US Weekly…you paid off assholes and your lies….

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2015

29

Jun

Woman Torments Street Performer of the Day

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This was posted by a facebook friend named Sara , who is traveling in Czech Republic….I am guessing she shot it on her way to the train…and saw this crazy person tormenting another crazy person before another crazy person told her to “Go Home’ because Europeans are racist and don’t like black people, unless he just means “go home”…like back to her home…because she’s annoying the street performer…

All this to say, this is pretty funny.

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