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2015

24

Jun

Elizabeth Banks Weirdo Shoot for Flaunt of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is the most important person in Hollywood right now…someone forgettable, who you you’d probably look at or remember from secondary rolls in Judd Apatow movies, you know the kind of kinda hot girl who was never quite hot enough or compelling enough to suck you in….

Well she’s now now 41….and more importantly, worth 100 million dollars because she’s the person behind Pitch Perfect….and Pitch Perfect 2….set for fucking life…

Meaning, Hollywood can happen for everyone if you just have an average idea and script that you know will brain wash the fucking masses…through average at best comedy…and songs everyone loves…

Here she is in some weirdo shoot, that’s obnoxiously trying to be “art” or “concept”…that just looks dumb, but maybe that’s the point, I mean she is a comedy producer…it would make sense…

I am actually into her, not because of her money, or because of her Pitch Perfect Character, but because I liked her in Love & Mercy, the Brian Wilson movie…but who cares about me, I hate everything…depending on the day…and today is a day I respect this specific half naked old lady..

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2015

24

Jun

Taraji P. Henson May Be Showing 1/16th Nipple in W Magazine of the Day

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W Magazine is so sneaky with this Taraji P. Henson lady in her 40s, who is in some show called EMPIRE, that I assume is pretty popular, because why else would W Magazine be featuring a 45 year old woman in their magazine…

Not that the reasons for mainstream media being paid off to feature stars of TV shows as an ad campaign to help promote said TV show….really matters…

She’s an actress, who fucking cares, it’s not like she cured cancer, if anything she got cervical cancer in her quest to be an actor….#HPV

What does matter is that I think I see 1/16th of her nipple…

W Magazine. You are so naughty…

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2015

24

Jun

Mila Kunis Uneventful Dress of the Day

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Mila Kunis is overrated…

I get it, you jerked off to her on That 70s show, because it was between her and the Scientologist redheaded dude…but that doesn’t mean you have to carry that affection, or lust, into her 40s…especially now that she’s a dot com billionaire wife…and mother…and too old to be considered hot…

The lazier the public gets, the less they scrutinize these idiots, and the longer their careers exist, because you buy into the shit, instead of looking to fresh girls to want to see act badly in movies…and as a man who is married to one pile of shit, all I look for is new girls to get naked, and any self respecting person would do the same…stop locking into someone who doesn’t care about you, or who doesn’t deserve your fandom..especially when she looks like this…boring…as fuck…shit…

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2015

24

Jun

Bar Refaeli’s in a Magazine of the Day

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Bar Refaeli was way more interesting when she was in America, living the model party slut life with A-List actors, all full of cocaine and being “Glamourous”…which for those of you who don’t know, is actually pretty trashy, no different than white trash in a trailer fingering some girl who is dancing for them, only instead of meth, being unshowered and toothless, the rich version is on coke and dressed nicely and the toothless bitch jumping through hoops for meth, are doing it for a pregnancy that will pay them 20k a month the next 18 years…

It’s all the same level of bullshit, bullshit that I’d rather see Bar Refaeli involved in, because it is a better use of her tits, instead of being engaged in Israel running her own business…that shit’s the worst….and here she is being old and responsible…and boring…

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2015

24

Jun

Louise Mikkelsen Nipples for GLamcult of the Day

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Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish model, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cheery danish, or really any danish, because this diabetic motherfucker loves baked goods more than up and coming models who get topless whenever they can because it gets them noticed in the industry and may lead to solid work for them….there are just so many of them, all interchangeable, and none of them willing to sit on my face, rocking their hips back and forth until squirt…so it’s like a bunch of useless tits that I can’t fuck with…but you can never have too many Danishes, the baked goods version, because I can and will fill my face up with that shit….and while I do, here’s some model tit…

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2015

24

Jun

Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day

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I always defend the rumors that Samantha Hoopes is a 25,000 dollar a night hooker…like most of the Sports Illustrated models who barely make money thanks to being a Sports Illustrated model, as leveraging a Sports Illustrated model, doesn’t always convert to dollars…

Because, I am pretty sure we are all 25,000 dollar a night hookers…even millionaires, would be idiots to not fuck someone for 25,000 dollars, it’s easy cash/money, that can buy lots of nice things, and it’s really just sex, people do that for free all the time…

All this to say, Samantha Hoopes, I got you….and here she is in some bikini shoot, with her big tits, and 45 year old face, because we love her..and by we, I mean me.

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2015

24

Jun

Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day

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I talk shit on every celebrity and model, it is what I do to get accepted into their bullshit, vapid, suck up community…because apparently everyone loves when people shit talk them, especially Emily Ratajkowski…and other insecure cunts who know they don’t deserve the fame they’ve got…

That said, Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care…

I guess like the den mother, she’s called the paparazzi, to show her daughter how it works…I’ve seen this happen in strip clubs and whore houses, where mom wants daughter to achieve greatness…and never to young to learn how it works..and if it involves mom/daughter in bikinis, especially when mom is a bit of a slut, good things happen…

I think the daughter is 15, so don’t look at her…just think of what is to come in 3 years when she’s figured out the system and leveraging her mom’s contacts, without having to put out like her mom did, to be a better bikini model than her mom every was, because her mom laid down the groudwork for her to be the best…

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2015

24

Jun

Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day

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The rumor is that this is Chloe Moretz…some girl from some comic book movie that secured herself with fans for life thanks to that comic book movie because people who are into comic book movies…or comics in general are obsessive socially awkward sexually frustrated weirdos who never give up…they are the reason Star Trek conventions exist….and possibly the reason technology exists, but I like to think that is from negotiations with aliens…

That said, this is supposed to be her new tattoo…and if it is, she’s a fucking idiot. There’s nothing more disgusting than a girl polluted by tattoos…the only thing interesting about tattooes is distraction from average looks, and if you’re under 25 and missed the whole tattoo movement…it’s probably best to stay pure…it’s substantially sexier like that…and that’s a scientific fact so don’t try arguing with me….

I guess it isn’t her…but these are her panties…

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2015

24

Jun

Katy Perry’s Belly on a Yacht Party of the Day

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Katy Perry is having a yacht party on the Zaliv III that you can see pics of HERE where I guess she’s celebrating her pregnancy, because based on the look of her jumping off the tail end of this boat that is probably costing someone 200,000 dollars a week for this party, all I see is her gut….which may be hot to some of you into the whole ready to drop porn, or those of you into fucking fat chicks because they come with Yacht parties, and the truth is, Katy Perry’s not all that bad…she doesn’t offend me..she’s just trying to have a good time and made herself famous as fuck to do it…she could have, and I would argue should have been a one hit wonder with I Kissed a Girl…yet she has sustained and that’s more than I can say for most people…especially when she isn’t even that good….

Here’s the dramatic showing off her yacht video…

A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Jun 20, 2015 at 11:50pm PDT

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2015

24

Jun

Maria Menounos in Bikinis of the Day

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Maria Menounos posted a picture of herself in a bikini…and you probably shouldn’t care, because as a greek girl, her asshole is what actually matters…she uses it as her vagina…

I mean you shouldn’t care because this is Maria Menounos, who was just a host on some shitty network GOSSIP show on TV every night…I’m talking low level tabloid shit that you shouldn’t watch, unless maybe you’re a depressing, on disability fuck, who is into her mouth telling them nonsense as they eat their processed food in their trailer park in some shitty middle american town…which coincidentally is probably you.

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