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2015

24

Jun

Lady Gaga is the Easter Bunny of the Day

Easter’s come early this year…and it looks like it smells like shit….

Lady Gaga is a modern day circus freak, who has played up being a circus freak, because being a circus freak, even for circus freaks, was a good thing for freaks, as it validated their existence, when before being a circus freak, they were just freaks shunned in the corner…

So now the ugly girl who took music classes because no one wanted to be friends with her, has all the friends in the world…but deep down she knows..they just use her for her celebrity…and that her celebrity only exists in part due to her…but isn’t representative of the real her…

She’s a fake, and too bad…she continues to exist…

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2015

24

Jun

Nina Agdal’s Riding an Inflatable of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some drunk Florida based hooker, who pretends she’s a bikini model, but is more of a party girl who fucks with rich dudes…and apparently inflatables, in what some of you may really find hot, possibly because of her tight bikini body and retard face, because you know when you find a retard with a good body, the chances of fucking her are higher than a girl who doesn’t have downs…or maybe because you’re one of those weirdos who likes rubbing against that inflated plastic…shaped like an marine mammal.. so hot…except for the Nina Agdal retard head…ruining everything because she ruins everything…

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2015

24

Jun

Martha Hunt Dressed Like a Man Porn for Hugo Boss of the Day

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Everyone gets so excited about Bruce Jenner finally being sociably acceptable to fuck, you know it makes jerking off to his pretty face back when he was on the cereal box, far more justified…you weren’t a gay kid, you were just predicting a future woman…

So why not get excited for Martha Hunt, one of the better, hotter, models fully clothed, dressed like a man, because who the fuck wants to see her naked and in a bikini…thanks Hugo Boss for this androgyny…

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2015

24

Jun

Girl Fights Another Girl Holding a baby….and Other Videos of the Day

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Deaf Man Gets Kicked in the HEad on Train

The Most Terrifying Nails Ever

Business Owner Outsmarts Robbers…and Locks the Idiots Out

Police Kill on TV

The Fake Drone VS Plane Video

Tire Iron Fight…

Biker VS Car…

Prank of the Day

Drunk Naked Woman VS Police

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2015

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes, I get philosophical and ask myself…is it better to be the dude who fucks ugly chicks, because ugly chicks like fucking a lot because they know they are ugly and no one wants to fuck them…or is it better to be the dude who only fucks decent girls far less often because decent girls know they are decent and make you work…or is it better to be the dude who doesn’t fuck anyone because he only wants hot girls and hot girls cost too much…

I’m sure I’ve asked this before, but I just saw some ugly kid with his ugly girlfriend making out as his friend either cheered him on or were mocking him, and though “at least he’s the one getting the pussy while you faggots taunt him”….

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Drunk Naked Woman Tries to Kick Down Kim Kardashian’s Door
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Girls in Bikinis
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Rick Ross Arrested for Kidnapping as he Tries to Get Street Cred
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Some Trash in a Bikini
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Feminist Loses at Facebook – While Dude Who Tells Her to Sit on a Butcher Knife Wins…
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Stop Motion Karate
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Dock Like a Boss
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Rabbit VS Snake Because Nature
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10 Must Know Masturbation Facts
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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2015

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The interesting thing about the whole Sugar Baby thing going mainstream, something the same people who would hate on someone like Anna Nicole Smith, now digging for her own billionaire to take her on a private jet, or in some cases, to dinner for 350 dollars, because money is fun in this money obsessed era…is that it allows us to really embrace that girls, even the feminist ones who pretend this is feminism, because being officially owned by a man at their will is ok to them, if he’s rich enough…is that it reminds us that there are so many whores out there…now more than ever…whores of all ages that aren’t just street whores or back pages whores…but also educated whroes…and I love whores…

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Fan Girls of the Day
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Amber Heard Calls AUstralia’s Agriculture Minister a Fame Whore
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Perez Hilton to Star in Full House the Musical…What
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Bruce Jenner Looks like Jesus Not a Chick..Here’s his Lecherous Family
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Lindsay Lohan Erotica….
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Selena Gomez Tight Top
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Kylie Jenner in Leggings
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Slut of the Day
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Fish Plays Like a Dog
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Taraji Henson in W
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Tove Lo Dressed like an Indian cuz She’s Racist
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Paulina Gretzky to Celebrate her Loser Boyfriend
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Kylie Jenner Has Huge Tits
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Charlie Sheen’s Kids Can’t Get Into Private School
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Hooters Bikini Contest
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Demi Moore and her Daughters in Bikinis
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Lindsey Vonn and her Muscular LEgs..
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Jonas Brother and Gigi Hadid…
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Megan Fox at the Airport
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Pitbull and an Ass….
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Someone Replaced all the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park with Cats
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Charlotte McKInney’s Shorts.
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Teacher Terrorizes Student with Sex
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Tom Holland is the New Spiderman Faggot
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Ladies in See Through Clothes
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Tyler the Creator Paid a Fan 30 Dollars To Eat Puke at His Show…
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Kendall Jenner Panty Flash
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Amber Heard in a Tight Black Dress
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Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Tits
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Kylie Minogue Showing Off Leg
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Maggie Q in Los Angeles….
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Conrad Hilton Arrested of the DAy
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Christina Milian in a BOustier
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Apparently a Vine Star is Trying to Pressure Underage Girls into Sex
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Boobs
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Naked Titty Dance
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Hooking Exes up to Lie Detector Test
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Greek Big Titties
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Nude Girls Wrestle in a Pool
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Beer Bottle Blownjob
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Sex Machine
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Puerto Rican Day!
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10 Naked Women of the CW
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Belly Masturbation
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Weird Hooker of the Day
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Slutty Nurses
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Lesbian Strap Ons
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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2015

23

Jun

Selena Gomez Nipples of the Day

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2015

23

Jun

Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day

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If I was a billionaire father….I’d be really proud of my daughters for taking their opportunities to pose in lingerie together in a magazine, that may be categorized as a fashion magazine, but that looks like softcore porn to me, and in case you didn’t know, I’m categorized as an Adult site, so I know softcore porn when I see it…and when the models are sisters…who share at least their mother…who some model the dad knocked up, as a billionaire, because that’s what billionaires do….and still do…

You know, she could be an actress, a lawyer, a doctor…she could own a brand, launch an app…but instead she was an instagram model…turned “model”….now trying to make her sister as famous as her…but doing sister fetish shit…because sisters who get naked or half naked together…excite people…almost as much as when one sits on your face and the other rides you reverse cowgirl..

Rich and trashy…awesome.

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2015

23

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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Apparently…Alessandra Ambrosio…wore a bikini…

She’s a bikini model…This is what she’s supposed to be doing…

I mean it’s all she knows…and even at 35, far too old to be in a bikini…and a mom of two…far too many kids to be in a bikini…she still pulls it off…but I think it’s safe to say she could throw in the towel..and sit on her money and husband who I assume is rich money…and these paparazzi cries for attention seem a little desperate…

I guess this is a free glimpse into what she once got paid millions a year for…

I am more interested in a doctor’s diagnosis for the pimple looking bumps on her ass…could it be the LA strain of herpes, or is it just bugs…or is is just scars from Coke filled South American sex parties…

I’ll never know.

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2015

23

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day

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If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits…

I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina…

Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave..

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