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2015

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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DO you assholes actually even read what I write?

Didn’t think so…

Good thing…there are naked girls who feel sorry enough for me to send me pics..

Otherwise…what would the point of living be..

I guess there’s no point to living…

Other than the stepLINKS…

They Keep me Going..

So here are some stepLINKS….

Kristen Stewart Fashion Model
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Best Shower Scenes in a Movie
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Tyga Sends Out dick Pics…
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Kendall Jenner Midriff….
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UFC Ass
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Slutty J.Lo
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Ashley Benson’s Cleavage for W Magazine
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Slut of the Day
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Courtney Stodden’s Topless Pic
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Puppy VS Air Conditioner
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Booty Model in a Bikini of the Day
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Salma Hayek for Grazia
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Apparently – These are Words to Live By
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Nicky Hilton Ass Flash
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Eliza Cummings Nipples
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Ciara and her Boyfriend Russell Wilson – Don’t Have Sex
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Retard Canadian of the Day
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Bella Thorne’s Hot Young Body
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Smart Crow Opens Pizza Box
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45 Pics of One Too Many Drinks
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Twerk Yourself Skinny
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Dominique Badou from Camille
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More Chrissy Teigen Pug Face
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Samantha Hoopes Huge Tits
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Ned Flanders is Back on the Simpsons….Proving People Can be Bought
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Trust Fund Baby Thinks He’s Eminem
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Volcano Expedition
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Eva Longoria Bikini
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Nicki Minaj is a Slut
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Puppy VS Air Conditioning….
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Jessica Alba’s Thigh High Boots
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Worst Parallel Park in the World
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Victoria Silvstedt
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Chrissy Teigen Braless…
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Charlie Riina Topless
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Nerd Girls
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Whoopi Goldberg Still Supports Bill Cosby
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Amazing Strip of the Day
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TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
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Naked in the Aquarium
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CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
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Triple Amputee Webacam Show
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Today in Sexy GIFs
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Just a Girl Riding her Bed Post..
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Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
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Czech Woman Tries on Lingerie in the changing Room
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Parking Lot Romance
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Today in Greek Sluts
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Destroyed Anus is the Worst Fetish Ever
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The best, Freash, Young Amazing, Live, Naked, Girls…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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2015

07

Jul

Shay Mitchell in Nightgown of the Day

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Snapchat gives us an interesting perspective into the boring lives of idiots we don’t actually care about, because it is less “staged” photoshoot like instagram, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, like bitch is like “just let me pose like that iPhone is Vogue photoshoot”….and it allows us to see whether the girls we follow are actually sluts, as they dance around in lingerie eating chips…because every girl who gets on snapchat, by default wants to show her tits, because what the fuck else are they going to use disposable content that their fans rip off and upload to Youtube for…

I guess this is worth looking at, but barely…

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2015

07

Jul

Eva Longoria’s Slow Motion Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria is insanely famous internationally…I have no idea why…

She’s not so famous on instagram, I know nobodies, who weren’t on a TV show or married to a black athlete…who have more of an audience….

Which makes me ask the question of who is actually more important in the world, the instagram girl, or the whore who fucked the right producer to get on TV, because they whore who fucked the right producer to get on TV has money and budget to be the biggest thing on instagran, while these instagram hookers do it grass roots, from the ground up, in a little DIY…

Sure they don’t get the same pay for campaigns, or jobs, but not everyhting is money, somtimes what is important for your self esteem is likes..

That said, here’s Eva’s boxy body, black dudes love, in slow motion in a bkkini while I go look for random girls tanning in bikinis, which in a landlocked city with no beach…is hard…even though it’s full of french strippers…who I guess are probably still asleep from all the full contact lap dancing…right…

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2015

07

Jul

Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day

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I asked my facebook friends about a rumor I had heard about a Victoria’s Secret model…basically the rumor is that it is a known fact that one fo the VS model…past or present…recently accepted 1,000,000 dollars to have sex, we’re talking one night, with a very very rich dude who can afford to drop a million dollars on a pussy…

I heard the guy was fat and disgusting, clearly if he’s willing to pay a model a million dollars, he’s slimey as fuck…

Eveyrone on Facebook called out Miranda Kerr as the girl who did it…

Now I’ve heard all kinds of rumors about her, from Fucking Bieber, to other billionares in her baby daddy circle…throwing away her contract…but a high paid escort, who we would all fuck for one night foa a million dollars, but is still a fucking escort…is just the next level of obvious, expected, considering everything, but still trashy, which I guess comes with the territory…I mean she’s hot bodied, has good fake tits, but that doesn’t mean she’s a self respecting lady…or classy…I mean she’s Australian…you know how Australians are…

That said, here she is in a magazine, because Magazine appearances are key to getting million dollar sex offers…and million dollar sex offers are pretty fucking awesome for any girl..

I never pay more than 100 dollars.

Update – my friend gets mad when I call her tits real due to this pic:

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2015

07

Jul

Izabel Goulart in Paris of the Day

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I guess it is fashion week, because all these models are in Paris, but I only follow Victoria’s Secret models, not because I think they are the best models, they are just the models with the best tits..even when they don’t have tits…

I guess I am just brainwashed by the brand, which means this Fashion week assumption, could really just be some Victoria’s Secre retreate where the team get together and figure out how to brainwash the public into buying their shit product…

Or maybe it’s a software reboot for the robots they use to promote their crap…robots I would stick my dick in, whether they have fuck holes or not, because ass shots like Izabels are fun enough for me….and my pathetic exixtence…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jun 30, 2015 at 4:03am PDT

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2015

07

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass Dress of the Day

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I am into Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s dress.

I am not a fashionable person, one would probably argue that I am anti fashion, like so non-fashion that it’s not even ironic and thus fashionable, more like “where did you get those ill fitting clothes and why did you wear them”..to which I say…this is how I found them on the floor, in a back alley, at the laundromat, who gives a fuck, clothes are stupid…

Unless clothes…showcase model ass…like they aren’t even clothes at all…

It makes eveyrhting more interesting…

Arriving at the 2015 Atelier Versace show in Paris yesterday evening. Thank you to Donatella and the whole @versace_official team for having me. #AtelierVERSACE ??????

A photo posted by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (@rosiehw) on Jul 6, 2015 at 1:57am PDT

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She also wore this…and I did it too..but in my defense, I’m pretty into this uppity cunt…you can tell is a tyrant, demanding, expensive brat…

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2015

07

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Amazing Photography of the Day

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Jessica Alba is rumored to be running a billion dollar company, even though we all know she’s not really running shit, I mean maybe she’s testing products, or suggesting products, but actual work is more just showing up to events…

But that doesn’t matter, who cares what her involvement is, the fact is that she has a lot of money, enough money to hire a photographer for her social media, so that we can focus on her little actress who can’t act, mom who trapped her baby daddy / husband with..tits…

She looks like an old lady divorcee on her first trip since the divorce with her divorcee friend, on their way out to fuck young men to reclaim their youth…

I mean, she’s in a tube top, a late 90s shirt perfect for feeling up girls who didn’t want to be felt up, because they never want to be felt up, but why wear such easy access to be felt up when out getting drunk, if you don’t want to be felt up, I get it, you don’t want these grubby hands on you..but you clearly want hands on you and this is the best that you’re getting toddya, thanks to being blackout drunk, and me seeing Bill Cosby opportunuty.

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2015

07

Jul

Paz Vega in Some Mexican Magazine of the DAy

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Spanish 40 year old Paz Vega…who you know as…fuck I don’t even know what she’s been in, what she’s done, other than her husband…and probably a bunch of other dudes, as Spanish women make for great lovers…they are all passionate and shit…and making 3 babies, as Jesus wanted, because they are very Catholic, is pretty standard shit…but I can’t place one American movie she’s been in, but for some reason I know her fucking name, and I’m looking at pics from a photoshoot of her in her underwear…and I don’t think any of this is that exciting, but I assume Spanish people do, and I like to make everyone happy, by mocking the whores of their culture who have gone to LA to be famous, all via their vaginas…

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2015

07

Jul

Doutzen Kroes for Fashion of the Day

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Here’s some Doutzen Kroes hard looking face from all the years of partying….so hard that she married a party DJ….sure he’s probably a multi-millionaire a bunch of times over…but any girl marrying a DJ…is a coke slut into that lifestyle…into being seen at the clubs…even though as a Victoria’s Secret model, that’s easy to pull off without having yourself get knocked up by his black penis…

Well, she’s done with Victoria’s Secret, but that doesn’t mean she can’t use her AMerican Success in Europe for fashion…doing Runway shows and walking around with her big underwear model tits out…

In fact, that’s what she’ll be doing into her 50s, as all these girls do…and I guess the only exciting thing in her, is knowing that her husband and baby daddy cheats on her on the regular…those are the kinds of wives I like…

About last night @versace_official ???? thank you @patmcgrathreal and @guidopalau????????

A photo posted by Doutzen Kroes (@doutzen) on Jul 6, 2015 at 2:17am PDT

A photo posted by Doutzen Kroes (@doutzen) on Jul 7, 2015 at 3:12am PDT

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2015

07

Jul

Selena GOmez Titties of the Day

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Selena Gomez doesn’t really post compelling content to her instagram, I guess she likes to play it as safe as possible because she doesn’t want to get criticized or slaughtered by the media..

It’s just a series of her promoting her music, her music videos, or campaigns she pushes for brands like Pantene, or in this case Adidas…

But the real Selena, is the secret producer who put together the movie Springbreakers, it was all her working with Harmony Korine, where she wanted to play one of the sluts, but chose to play the good girl and I guess when a girl puts together a movie about drugs, sex and whatever else was portrayed badly in Springbreakers, you know what she does when not whoring her instagram to brands…and when she whores…by the pool at her house..with her new big tits…

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