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2015

22

Jun

Hannah Ferguson in Galore of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24…

You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”….

Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits…

ALl this to say, another SI model, another girl not making money as a model, another sugar daddy happy to have another girl to choose from who will fit into his agenda and meet requirements needed for him to bring her to events….and/or knock her up…like they were Andy Roddick and the countless other daddies to these girls…something I’ll never be, but I would still pay 25k an hour to have them sit on my face…because why the fuck not…right…

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2015

22

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s getting racy in her marketing…but I guess like LeeAnn Rimes before her taught us…you can be a homewrecking, fake titty, drunken or medicated slut, and people will still buy your Christmas album…

Country music fans are forgiving…they are people of the church, of Jesus, and as long as you’re not Black…or a Jew…but rather a good well rounded American Girl…who they grew up with…or who they watched grow up…they will always have your back…while famous dudes are cumming on your back..

You see, people like Taylor Swift…have managed to trick the world on multiple levels by speaking to their own insecurities and emotions when it comes to failed datings…she’s played the vulnerable victim just looking for love…when in reality shes just looking for a double penetration while eating out a model…and here she is posting slutty pics to instagram…as all girls do these days..and that I thank them for doing…because it helps me get through this meaningless life..

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2015

22

Jun

Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day

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Margot Robbie is in Canada shooting some bullshit movie starring Will Smith…you know one of those high budget, going to be a massive box office success, because the idiot general public love comic book shit, even when it is shit…

Which makes me wonder about this Margot Robbie character…who is best know, or really only known as being the hot chick Leo fucks in Wolf of Wall Street…who before Wolf of Wall Street was just some Australian no one ever heard of…making me wonder why or how she got into not just one big budget movie that 1000s of actors in LA dream of…but two….

But more importantly, I wonder about these ill-fitting shorts, that look like a weird fucking diaper…totally worn wrong….not that I’m a fashion icon, or critic, but I am a pervert and this looks fucking strange…and not just because it’s not very period friendly…but because her ass and pussy aren’t spilling out all over the place..something you can assume her ass and pussy do at all the auditions she goes to..

I guess what I am trying to say is that I like Australians.

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2015

22

Jun

Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!!

I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape…

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2015

22

Jun

Shannon Elizabeth Kissing in the Subway of the Day

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Remember Shannon Elizabeth? I mean I assume you do because if you’re under 25, you’re likely on Facebook and Instagram and Snapchat and not actually on this site…the blog a dated concept…the snapchat feed…the future… follow DrunkStepfather…

That said…she was a set of tits that made Jason Biggs fuck a pie in American Pie, back in the late 90s, and everyone thought she was hot enough to make it, only she never did, thanks to having no talent to go with those silly fake tits…

Well it turns out she’s turned into a New York City…subway hooker…where she kisses random men when waiting for the train…who I assume either paid her fare…or gave her canned goods so that she doesn’t starve…like her career would imply…

ALl this to say, she’s old as fuck, just look at that neck…and I guess when you rely on your looks to matter…this is proof she doesn’t matter…

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2015

22

Jun

Charlotte Mckinney in Galore of the Day

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Charlotte Mckinney is possibly a rich girl from Florida, but is still trashy as fuck, because even when you’re rich from Florida, you’re still traashy as fuck, it’s a certain big titty, cheesy bikini body, cheesy hair that no matter how expensive your ocean front house is, you’re still a pile of white trash shit..who in Charlotte McKinney’s case ended up on TV, a show called Dancing with the Stars, when the only star she has anything to do with is, is likely one she fucked who got her into the right circle to end up on TV, since famous people will fuck any big breasted model they can find…and I guess so would I…if my penis worked as was more of a D than a V…but even if it didn’t I can use my face…

I guess what I am trying to say is that even in Black and White, the instagram filter to make things look artistic and well thought out, this girl is still a broken down face who should work at some inland hooters…

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2015

22

Jun

Lais Ribeiro in GQ Brazil of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is another one of the new Victoria’s Secret models…who they have made official by naming her an Angel…hired to replace their old as fuck, played out models that they’ve milked until they couldn’t produce milk anymore, so they are put out to pasture, only to be replaced by this pussy…

In being an Victoria’s Secret angel, the media automatically thinks she’s important enough to get half naked in their pictorial’s and Victoria’s Secret is strategic about the whole thing, because for every brand they shoot for, even magazine they do, Victoria’s Secret gets a soft sell ad for their brand…and if you’re like me…being soft is something that works out horribly…but for them…makes them money…because everything I do…other people can do better.

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2015

22

Jun

Johnny Knoxville VS Selenators of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 19, 2015 at 4:55pm PDT

In one of the least interesting instagram videos…here’s Johnny Knoxville with a stupid moustache on his face…at what I assume is one of his kid’s birthday parties, that he hired Selena Gomez to perform at, unless he is just a skateboarder turned reality show turned hollywood star that is as punk rock as anyone in Hollywood…hanging out with pop tart trash like Selena Gomez…which would make sense, because once you have a hit movie and make millions, part of you dies…and turns you into a cunt…who hangs out with people like Selena Gomez…who unless you’re fucking her up the ass…or making money off her like the puppet she is…shouldn’t be hung out with…

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2015

22

Jun

Stella Maxwell in Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the new Victoria’s Secret angel, who people didn’t quite understand why or how she became a Victoria’s Secret angel ,even though we all know that Victoria’s Secret is a total scam, and their angels are too, and they are just using this one to mind fuck and relate to the new generation into buying their shit…shitty products…

So maybe, just maybe, these two people are trying to stay relevant, lesbianism and gender bending is relevant, it’s also Miley’s hook or marketing angle…like she was Lady Gaga only better to fuck… so pretending to rock this cause…while eating pussy…cuz girls are hot..especially lingerie models…because Miley even in her lesbianism is a superficial, vapid Hollywood slut…

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2015

22

Jun

Kylie Minogue’s a Lingerie Model at 100 Years Old of the Day

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There are very few female celebrities and pop stars that are 100 years old and still capable of being jerked off to…

Take Cher, Madonna and all the other 60 – 80 year old women who sexualize themselves their entire careers, because they know they are talentless cunts…who need to rely on their physically appearance and sexuality to get paid…

One of those, girls can’t make it in the world unless guys can jerk off to them, pretending to be powerful women who offer young girls inspiration….but who are really just half naked in lingerie at 100….

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