2015
22
Jun
Sometimes…a picture says 1000 words…in this case…a picture says this girl has eaten 1000 cookies a week for the last 6 years…
I am a firm believer in a Kate Upton competitive eater…but we’ll just let her pretend she’s skinny enough to justify her career…fame…getting in a bikini…because this is the fat generation…and I guess that means she is…
Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Miley Cyrus showed Terry Richardson some armpit hair….
and Miley wrote:
thank you for not retouching my body hair like SOME people
Because she’s a gender bending TUMBLR Feminist and armpit hair is totally in right now…to fight the patriarchal regime….that tells women to shave their armpits…in this man’s world…even though I think it’s pressure from other catty girls and not men at all…even though Miley sluts herself out…and is skinny and works in the most vapid of industries with a slutty gold digging mom and father who exploited her…
I can’t take her seriously…but I’ll still look at her..
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Here’s some snapchats and Kyle / Kendall Jenner because their mom is a whore madame and they are the whores for her brothel…and their dad is a whore..who turned himself into a whore…because he was jealous of the attention his whores were getting….Hollywood….
The best one is where dude calls her Kendall…and he says “What that Mouth Do”….this guy is a hero…who could probably get arrested as a sex offender because she’s underage…to which she tells him to fuck off…
The second best one is where she talks about her big teen tits being tape not implants…because all 17 year olds should be taping their tits to look like implants…it’s just the healthy thing for girls pretending to be 40…while looking 40…at 17…cuz they weren’t raised properly and were forced to fend for themselves amongst vapid cunts and a camera crew…leaves a negative impact on a person’s soul….
I don’t care for anything Kardashian, other than using them as an example for how society is fucked..becuase they exist…but the young one is entertaining…and I guess that’s good enough…even if it’s not good at all..it is bad…bad bad…but the lesbian choke out isn’t that bad…
Here’s a few others:
Here’s some pics…
Here is a paparazzi pic of a girl in a thong…they are saying is Kylie changing…
Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW
2015
22
Jun
I guess this working as a Rihanna Impersonator isn’t working out as well for Rita Ora as she would like it to….because she’s still thirsty on social media, doing features on Madonna songs, like she’ll always be the back-up singer, or the girl who gets a verse on another person’s more successful song, and never the girl with a song of her own to career her into the future ass a respectable artist…but I would argue, when self producing pictures like this for attention, she’s already made it…or committed to not making it…depending on how you look at it and I choose to look at it from the asshole up.
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2015
22
Jun
Miranda Kerr is showing off her sugar baby legs….because they are ridiculous and amazing…but most importantly…used by billionaires as a runway for their mouths while landing into her pussy…
I don’t think anyone blames her. All girls love money….and their level of hotness and relevance directly correlates to the richness level of the guys they are with…I mean to a certain extent…these girls are superficial so they go for the rich / good looking, not too old dudes…not necessarily the richest dudes…but you get what I am saying here…and that is even the local college girl is willing to get paid to fuck a dude for a Louis Vuitton purse…or her rent paid…Miranda Kerr just does it with billionaires, since she’s not a starving student but rather..a millionaire lingerie model…
Either way…legs…that have been rumored to have fucked Bieber…which is way less weird than being legs that married a gay Australian actor and having his kid….before getting fired from the one job she ever really had…that allowed her to sugar baby with confidence…like “I can afford my own life, I’m with him cuz I like him”…
Who cares.
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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Pippa Middleton is in Bike shorts…which is a disappointment, not because of her uneventful ass, but because I had hope for her…I thought she’d go off the fucking rails in a jealous fit because her sister married into royalty and turned into a Princess and mother of the future King…pretty fucking substantial sugar baby hustle…seeing as the Royal family own something like 60 percent of the world’s land…including US and Canada….you know pretty fucking stupid rich and powerful…
I thought of her as a typical jealous sister, living in the shadow, using her vagina to break free and make some noise…But I didn’t factor in that she is probably hired by the Royal Family to behave, on payroll, made that it was in her best interest to behave, you know be bad otherwise a little “Princess Diana”…can happen to anyone reflects badly on the Royal Family…meaning these shorts are pretty much as good as it gets…and it’s not that good…it reminds me of dad’s on weekend in full race gear trying to escape their wives with the boys…
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Posted in:Pippa Middleton|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Chloe Grace Moretz is young and I guess part of the gender bending movement that’s been getting more and more popular….thanks to internet, tumblr, and the attention all these trans people are getitng for being gender obscure…
I don’t know what is happening, but I assume it is the hormones in the food…because I am ignorant and remember a time when trannies were just prostitutes for closet cases to meet in the gay part of town and in the back pages like they were Hugh Grant or Eddie Murphy, in seeking something different but not quite homo…and not every second kid at the high school prom…or maybe the world is just more tolerant…or maybe everyone was trannies when I was growning up…and we just didn’t know it…because society was mean…
I don’t really care about what gender anyone identifies with, probably because I don’t care for humanity enough to care about what some asshole things of his cock or asshole…if it is a pussy to him…it’s a pussy to him…and affects me in no way at all..I’m too busy self hating..
I will say that Chloe Grace Moretz is probably less about being a girl who can pee standing up without it going everywhere and making a mess…but more a “hey look at me I’m Caitlin Jenner”…mocking the movement…because…this seems very insensitive to trans girls who crave peeing in Urinals…
Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Phoebe Price is a friend of mine….we email each other, which is far more pleasant than the death threats that I get from really strange people who either think I am a different Jesus Martinez, or very passionate about the celebrities and models you’d assume no one cares about, but who someone is willing to kill for, even though there are way better people to kill for a statement…I’m insignificant..but Phoebe Price isn’t…she’s a classy, and amazing, older woman…who still has it going on…she’s classy, and elegant, even when in her little paparazzi attention seeking hustle…because I think she’s trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to be noticed and talked about despite not actually being famous…and when it involves her bare ass, that is a good ass, even when it is an old ass, I celebrate every pixel…that’s internet for every inch of this..because this is the interent…
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Posted in:Phoebe Price
2015
22
Jun
Emma Roberts is being hated for the wrong reasons..people are trying to give her a hard time for having skinny legs, when skinny legs are one of the best things ever, you know something I want to sign up for an wear as a scar, I think it’s just skinny shaming from girls who can’t have skinny legs because they eat too many fucking donuts…in an era where everyone eats too many donuts…except maybe Emma Roberts…because she’s an actor, on TV, and no one wants to look at a fat chick on TV, except maybe fat chicks, because I guess Lena Dunham, Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer and Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect exist and are ridiculously celebrated and famous, because society hates skinny girls…bitches…
What it comes down to is that even if Emma Roberts is anorexic or on drugs, I think she’s pretty put together for someone who had a self involved father fucking hookers and drinking his career away…and a cunt Aunt she’ll never be as famous as…I mean…you’d expect most people in the situation to not work…when they can just live in the guest house and get high all day…
All this to say, skinny legs are hot….look at them…but then again…I used to jerk off to anorexia porn,..I liked the struggle of not eating more than emotional eating…it’s my right…
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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Christina Milian has it all figured out…
From being slutty in a music video…to marrying and getting knocked up by a music producer who put her name as a co-writer on some of his major pop songs.. creating a triple revenue stream for her from residuals on the song, alimony and child support…and she did it all while young enough to do it all over again at 38 or 39 when her kid turns 18 and she wants another 18 years of 20k a month child support…it’s clever and while she waits for it..she just keeps going to bikini pool parties in Vegas, like a good mother…trophy mother…attention seeking mother…
I get what she’s doijng…and when it looks like this, I’m down..but she rarely properly executes this whoring, for a girl with a TV show, on A Network TV, with a hit song, in the media, willing to get naked…she’s not very famous…
Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW
