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2015

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes, I get philosophical and ask myself…is it better to be the dude who fucks ugly chicks, because ugly chicks like fucking a lot because they know they are ugly and no one wants to fuck them…or is it better to be the dude who only fucks decent girls far less often because decent girls know they are decent and make you work…or is it better to be the dude who doesn’t fuck anyone because he only wants hot girls and hot girls cost too much…

I’m sure I’ve asked this before, but I just saw some ugly kid with his ugly girlfriend making out as his friend either cheered him on or were mocking him, and though “at least he’s the one getting the pussy while you faggots taunt him”….

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Drunk Naked Woman Tries to Kick Down Kim Kardashian’s Door
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Girls in Bikinis
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Rick Ross Arrested for Kidnapping as he Tries to Get Street Cred
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Some Trash in a Bikini
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Feminist Loses at Facebook – While Dude Who Tells Her to Sit on a Butcher Knife Wins…
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Stop Motion Karate
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Dock Like a Boss
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Rabbit VS Snake Because Nature
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10 Must Know Masturbation Facts
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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2015

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The interesting thing about the whole Sugar Baby thing going mainstream, something the same people who would hate on someone like Anna Nicole Smith, now digging for her own billionaire to take her on a private jet, or in some cases, to dinner for 350 dollars, because money is fun in this money obsessed era…is that it allows us to really embrace that girls, even the feminist ones who pretend this is feminism, because being officially owned by a man at their will is ok to them, if he’s rich enough…is that it reminds us that there are so many whores out there…now more than ever…whores of all ages that aren’t just street whores or back pages whores…but also educated whroes…and I love whores…

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Fan Girls of the Day
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Amber Heard Calls AUstralia’s Agriculture Minister a Fame Whore
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Perez Hilton to Star in Full House the Musical…What
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Bruce Jenner Looks like Jesus Not a Chick..Here’s his Lecherous Family
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Lindsay Lohan Erotica….
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Selena Gomez Tight Top
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Kylie Jenner in Leggings
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Slut of the Day
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Fish Plays Like a Dog
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Taraji Henson in W
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Tove Lo Dressed like an Indian cuz She’s Racist
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Paulina Gretzky to Celebrate her Loser Boyfriend
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Kylie Jenner Has Huge Tits
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Charlie Sheen’s Kids Can’t Get Into Private School
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Hooters Bikini Contest
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Demi Moore and her Daughters in Bikinis
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Lindsey Vonn and her Muscular LEgs..
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Jonas Brother and Gigi Hadid…
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Megan Fox at the Airport
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Pitbull and an Ass….
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Someone Replaced all the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park with Cats
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Charlotte McKInney’s Shorts.
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Teacher Terrorizes Student with Sex
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Tom Holland is the New Spiderman Faggot
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Ladies in See Through Clothes
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Tyler the Creator Paid a Fan 30 Dollars To Eat Puke at His Show…
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Kendall Jenner Panty Flash
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Amber Heard in a Tight Black Dress
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Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Tits
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Kylie Minogue Showing Off Leg
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Maggie Q in Los Angeles….
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Conrad Hilton Arrested of the DAy
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Christina Milian in a BOustier
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Apparently a Vine Star is Trying to Pressure Underage Girls into Sex
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Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Boobs
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Naked Titty Dance
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Hooking Exes up to Lie Detector Test
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Greek Big Titties
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Nude Girls Wrestle in a Pool
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Beer Bottle Blownjob
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Sex Machine
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Puerto Rican Day!
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10 Naked Women of the CW
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Belly Masturbation
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Weird Hooker of the Day
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Slutty Nurses
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Lesbian Strap Ons
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2015

23

Jun

Selena Gomez Nipples of the Day

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2015

23

Jun

Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day

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If I was a billionaire father….I’d be really proud of my daughters for taking their opportunities to pose in lingerie together in a magazine, that may be categorized as a fashion magazine, but that looks like softcore porn to me, and in case you didn’t know, I’m categorized as an Adult site, so I know softcore porn when I see it…and when the models are sisters…who share at least their mother…who some model the dad knocked up, as a billionaire, because that’s what billionaires do….and still do…

You know, she could be an actress, a lawyer, a doctor…she could own a brand, launch an app…but instead she was an instagram model…turned “model”….now trying to make her sister as famous as her…but doing sister fetish shit…because sisters who get naked or half naked together…excite people…almost as much as when one sits on your face and the other rides you reverse cowgirl..

Rich and trashy…awesome.

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2015

23

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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Apparently…Alessandra Ambrosio…wore a bikini…

She’s a bikini model…This is what she’s supposed to be doing…

I mean it’s all she knows…and even at 35, far too old to be in a bikini…and a mom of two…far too many kids to be in a bikini…she still pulls it off…but I think it’s safe to say she could throw in the towel..and sit on her money and husband who I assume is rich money…and these paparazzi cries for attention seem a little desperate…

I guess this is a free glimpse into what she once got paid millions a year for…

I am more interested in a doctor’s diagnosis for the pimple looking bumps on her ass…could it be the LA strain of herpes, or is it just bugs…or is is just scars from Coke filled South American sex parties…

I’ll never know.

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2015

23

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day

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If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits…

I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina…

Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave..

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2015

23

Jun

Mariah Carey Nipples of the Day

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Mariah Carey…is in Italy hanging with billionaires who fist fight other billionaires over Miranda Kerr, her boyfriend Brett Ratner, and some dude named Kevin Tsujihara who is the CEO of Warner Brothers…because I guess she’s Mariah Carey and only likes the smell of money in her presence, which isn’t something exclusive to Mariah Carey, as so many girls who have the same ego as Mariah Carey, I’m talking sluts on my instagram with millions of followers because they post tit pics…who only hang with rich guys…at least Mariah Carey comes from an era where you had to be good to be cared about, not just an instagram personality…and I figure as long as she’s showing off her hard nipples in a bikini, even in her 40s as a mom, she’s doing ok by my standards, which are very low….

She’s built like a tank…but she’s got nipples ready to be milked…

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2015

23

Jun

Nikki Cox for Social Media of the Day

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Nikki Cox is some clown-faced, bad plastic surgery, looks like the cat lady, and/or every stripper and porn chick, and rich LA wife, who think Plastic surgery looks anything but trashy, desperate and unattractive….

I don’t understand why these sluts do it, but I think it has something to do with why I only like fucking girls who are under 30 and not trying to get themselves at that Kim Kardashian level of phony, because they know it’s disgusting…

It’s like these twats can’t age gracefully, because they are hookers…and hookers only know sucking dick…and staying desirable, or even turning into a novelty act, I guess gives them comfort when they’re vanity ends up looking like halloween…

She was cute in the early 90s…now she’s just some tranny monster…but at least she gets topless on social media..I”m surprised she doesn’t get fully naked in gangbang porn…I mean, she’s already got the name for it…

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2015

23

Jun

Monika Jagaciak Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is “Jac”, these pictures are by Johan Lindeberg….who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is a good enough photographer to have models like Monika Jagaciak shoot with him, not that that’s saying much…models are interchangeable and work very little and constantly look for stuff for their portfolio in hopes of it going viral so that they get the gig…you know blow the booking agent away so that they give her the work instead of some other immigrant stealing American jobs…

She’s now locked down her Victoria’s Secret angel contract, after years of doing work for them, so until recently, she’s done random nude work…that wasn’t actually work. I asusme this is some of that..but could be fresh…

I don’t trust anything Victoria’s Secret does..those manipulative bastards with their Billion dollar brands…

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2015

23

Jun

Alexis Ren Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an aspiring model, who I guess gets work thanks to being an instagram celebrity…

She’s got millions of followers all thanks to being half of a young, aspirational #relationship #goals hash tag..

The figurehead or spokesperson of “hot relationship”…who milk the position by producing cheesy fucking pictures together…half naked…in love…even though we all know she’ll fuck the first dude who comes along with a job for her…that she got from leveraging this act…but both these kids won’t break up – it’s too lucrative to stay together for the fans..

But she has a great fucking fit fucking body….

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