Don’t Look at His Cock
LCD Under Her Skirt
Dog VS Baby Head
I Love this Christian
I LOve this Video of a Man and a Mannequin
Guy Gets TASED
The Turtle Cam is Amazing
Public Hooker Sex
- SFW
- NSFW(18+)
2015
03
Jul
Are You Itchy? and Other Videos of the DAy
2015
03
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I spent my night trying to save a dog I saw running in the middle of the street…I ended up failing…but I learned a valuable lesson…that even when performing the innocent task of trying to save a stray or escaped dog running in the middle of the street…a gesture one would possibly call godly…you know like a hero…girls I approached and asked “have you seen a little dog”…react the same way as if I asked “Do you want me to eat your asshole”…
Meaning…I am always a creep, even when I’m not creeping..and that only makes me laugh, because the actual creeps are the ones who don’t look like creeps…
Here are some morning links…
CNN Reporter – Involved in a Shoot Out
CLICK HERE
The “Angelina Jolie” Look A Like – Looks like a Instagram Hooker to Me
CLICK HERE
Tiger Woods is Banging another Golfer’s Wife
CLICK HERE
Cat Blocks Yoga Pose
CLICK HERE
Mirror Selfies
CLICK HERE
Some Model in her Underwear
CLICK HERE
USA Sluts
CLICK HERE
Judge and Criminal Went to Middle School TOgether
CLICK HERE
Roger Federer Tennis Win
CLICK HERE
Jim Carey is Creeping on Other People’s Kids
CLICK HERE
This Demi Lovato Outfit is Insane
CLICK HERE
Shark Cage Diving
CLICK HERE
Best Obit Ever
CLICK HERE
Music Festival Turns Pee into Beer
CLICK HERE
Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
02
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
When I was a teenager, we didn’t have access to porn, and when we exhausted to National Geographic tribal tits, we’d have no where to turn but lingerie catalogs or anatomically correct technical drawings of a vagina from 9th grade biology class…and not every time I get a vagina selfie…spread…or otherwise…I mentally compare it to that anatomically correct technical drawing…and ladies, with your shaved bush and Labia Reduction who blame playboy for dictating what pussy is supposed to look like…you should blame what the education calls science…right…right…
That said…I need 1,000,000 instagram followers to save a puppy…tell your friends to follow me @drunkenstepfatherdotcom – don’t be scared of what your co-workers, family, friends, will think…
Here are some stepLINKS that I personally selected and badly captioned for you…
Oh yeah…and 4th of July…
Here are those links…
Early Arcade Ads are Amazing
CLICK HERE
Top Cruise is Leaving…Scientology
CLICK HERE
Playboy Model Tied to Murder
CLICK HERE
Suki Waterhouse is Brad Cooper’s Ex Whore Trying to Stay Relevant
CLICK HERE
Amazing AIRBnb Story of the Day
CLICK HERE
Topless Popstar
CLICK HERE
Rihanna Hot in her New Money VIdeo
CLICK HERE
Kim Kardashian Selfies VS Works of Art
CLICK HERE
Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini
CLICK HERE
Lisa Opie in a Bikini
CLICK HERE
Lindsay Pelas Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE
Hilary Duff in Spandex Pants
CLICK HERE
Ellen’s Site is Called ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
CLICK HERE
Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits at an Event of the DAy
CLICK HERE
Girl Pees Herself on the Trampoline..
CLICK HERE
Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
CLICK HERE
Rumer WIllis in a Bikini..
CLICK HERE
Paul Rudd Farting in an Interview
CLICK HERE
Jennifer Nicole Lee All American Bikini
CLICK HERE
Donald Trump Hates Mexico…But his Suits are Made There
CLICK HERE
Ruby Rose in a Parking Lot
CLICK HERE
Random TV Presenter in a Bikini
CLICK HERE
Interview with Patriots Players About Malcolm Butler Interception…
CLICK HERE
Demi Lovato’s Bikini Top
CLICK HERE
Texas Farmer Killed By Bees
CLICK HERE
Kids Prank Teacher in the Classroom
CLICK HERE
Caitlyn Jenner is a Whore
CLICK HERE
Some Chick named Samantha Mumba in a Bikini
CLICK HERE
Nicole Scherzinger Big Tits…
CLICK HERE
George Clooney is Selling His House in Italy Because of the Paps
CLICK HERE ” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> CLICK HERE
Kate Mara Side Tit
CLICK HERE
Kim Garner See Through
CLICK HERE
Amanda Seyfried’s Topless GIF
CLICK HERE
Tyler Woods Denies Cheating…
CLICK HERE
Jake Gyllenhaal Sings Little SHop of Horrors
CLICK HERE
Rihanna See Through
CLICK HERE
Claudia Romani Fame Whoring
CLICK HERE
Wet Hot American Summer Trailer
CLICK HERE
Epic Boat Tits
CLICK HERE
===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================
Girl Smoking a Bong in Sheer Panties…
CLICK HERE
April Taking her Top Off…
CLICK HERE
Talented Pussy Skills
CLICK HERE
TOP TIT-TO-TIT Scenes in Movies
CLICK HERE
Babe Named Karmen Naked in Nature
CLICK HERE
Stop Motion Masturbation
CLICK HERE
Naked babe Smoking Weed in Front of the Mirror
CLICK HERE
Naked Chick Stripping by the Pool
CLICK HERE
Rubbing The Vag…
CLICK HERE
Huge Fucking Tits
http://stepsmut.com/huge-fucking-tits/” target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> CLICK HERE
CAM PUSSY!! CAM PUSSY!!
CLICK HERE
XO Gisele Rubs Boobs on Cam
CLICK HERE
Trailer Hitching
CLICK HERE
10 Sexy GIFS
CLICK HERE
Always New, Fresh, Live, Amazing, Girls…
CLICK HERE
================
Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
GO
The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO
My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO
Posted in:stepLINKS
2015
02
Jul
Kendall Jenner Harness of the Day
Gay dudes have been wearing fetish gear as club gear since gay dudes started going to clubs for sex.
I guess that’s trickled down into the mainstream…the hetero/ semi-hetero mainstream since nothing is hetero anymore…Everyone’s a faggot…
Well, fetish gear has reached the point of teeny boppers….
These girls are now hitting up the sex shop for leather straps and accessories designed to get fucked in…which woould make sense since everyone has grown up on hardcore porn and are sexually weird…
Not to mention it looks kind of futuristic, and I guess girls started wearing sports bras to the gym, or underwear as outerwear in the 80s thanks to Madonna, to boy short underwear as pants with ass cheecks hainging out and crop tops…to g-strings around hips in the 90s low-rise jean movement…meanign this Kendall Jenner strapped ass is not weird enough..
Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW
2015
02
Jul
The Hadids Trying to Keep Up with the Kardashians of the Day
To me, the existence of Gigi and Bella Hadid…and really their reality star parents, is the equivalent of the pissing contest rich people have to outdo each other…
I had a shitty Carni job many years ago that lasted a few days. It was at an event company, where I would set up the inflatable games and sometimes man the inflatable games, I’m talking the bouncy castle, which apparentlty isn’t good for an angry, chain smoking drunk who at the time hated rich people and kids equally…
I’ve grown to hate nothing, if anything rich people are entertaining and I like being invited to their parties…But I also learned that rich people are basically giant kids, who can be giant kids, becuase they are rich, and in being rich and childish, they love to troll each other, prank each other and outdo each other…
So you know the Hadids are “Bff” with the Kardashians, same circle situation, while their parents are plotting for the Hadid’s to be as big if not bigger than the Kardashians…and I guess Gigi wasn’t doing a good enough job on her own, so they’ve thrown Bella Hadid at the fire…
Here they are in some sister fetish porn…called a fashion shoot for a magazine..if they really want to beat the Kardashians, this should be a sex tape…
Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW
2015
02
Jul
Ashley Benson in a Bikini of the Day
Ashley Benson knows her angles, or hires a photographer as her guest on her selfie/tanning sessions, because she looks pretty fucking dope…you know a real bad bitch…you like that hip hop integration into this…maybe I should HMU, BFF, AF this post, it’s the only way to communicate with the retard youth, who amaze me as they watch VINES like a bunch of ADD moronos, while we all have access to the same amount of information, but the masses are just getting dumber and dumber, because people are lazy as fuck…proven in Ashley Benson’s regular looking body…not her bikini selfie amazingness…that is usually pretty dumpy…but not dumpy enough for me…I think she’s amazing…even if she ignores our love..AF…
Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW
2015
02
Jul
Evangeline Lilly Old and Weird Pregnancy Pic of the Day
Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009…when LOST, the one show she was on…the one thing she accomplished in her career…the one moment of clarity that she probably thought would set her for life…and that probably did set her for life…ended…
I never watched lost, but I assume she was the only chick on it, because she’s not all that hot, especially not now that she’s pregnant, but when the only tits you had to compare her to was the dude from BLOW…coupled with aggressive marketing….I guess people could fall in love….it is better than their own shit life…
Maybe I just hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..
Or maybe I just have eyes….
Either way, pregnancy pic of the day for the ready to drop, lactating fetishists who watched lost and really liked this twat…
Posted in:Evangeline Lilly|SFW
2015
02
Jul
Irina Shayk Naked and a Snake of the Day
This is a shoot for something called Sorbet magazine, which features Irina Shyak’s cummed on looking matted hair, naked with a snake, which wouldn’t be the first time she has been naked with a snake,… or really naked with anything phallic…as that behavior is really the foundation of her career and everything she’s done with it…like Athletes and Actors and I’m sure some producers….maybe even people at immigration….if you know what I mean..
I’m not a creative director at a magazine I’ve never heard of, but I think it’s logical to say that if you have a Russian hooker naked in a room…willing to have pictures taken…you take those fucking pictures…and make sure they are better than this…
Either way, she’s good, even if she’s the worst…
Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW
2015
02
Jul
Rihanna’s Music Video of the Day
I posted this Rihanna music video earlier, but then I saw the above instagram pic…
It is for an annoying song that I don’t really understand because Rihanna has been given a lot of fucking money, sure probably not fair or proportionate to what she’s generated in revenue as the number one selling artist of all time, but she was going to work a hotel in Barbados for 100 dollars plus tips and tourist tip, if it hadn’t worked out for her, so she should shut the fuck up…and just live the good life…
Unless this is just another one of her silly songs…but I guess when her ass is looking thick in a bikini…her lies and bullshit is ok…
2015
02
Jul
Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day
Show NSFW Content
Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym…
Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat…
Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio