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2023

10

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Based on the amount of ladies in scrubs, who present themselves as ladies who work in scrubs, as if they are part of the medical industry, whether it’s the face filling stations they call Med Spas or the dentist, it’s medical work…..but based on the number of these professionals, who probably have special training for this shit, whether it’s nursing or admin, it doesn’t matter, they work serious real jobs…and based on the number of these ladies who post up sexualized content from their work….I have to wonder why hospitals haven’t listened to the demand and become clothing optional…

I figure if you’re paying 10k for an X-Ray, you might as welll get some titties with that bullshit…

Or if you’re getting a FAUCI OUCHIE, you might as well get a glimpse of some cunt…

It only makes sense for the evolution of man, that Medical facilities are porno stations, rather than just letting the medical workers produce that porn for the internet…BRING IT TO REAL LIFE ladies…

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

10

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Hey all you momma issue cucks who never got breast fed or who got breast fed too long or who only had female contact with your mother in your weird upbringing that made you jerk off to wanting to be breast fed by her well into your 40s…..

Here’s some breast feeding content to remind you that you’re not the only one who sexualizes breast feeding, since it’s designed for babies, but babies can’t have all the fun, it’s also perfectly fine for adults with the taste for HGH from the source….DAIRY loving mammals…ready to latch on and suck out life from the tit the way nature intended….

You are wired for this shit..it’s not your fault to turn a survival instinct into some perverted shit you jerk off to….like when you’re lost in the woods and decide to jerk off instead of building shelter…or worse…sticking the mouse you caught for food up your ass like Richard Gere instead of eating it for sustenance…..it happens….

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

10

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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Here are a bunch of random MILFs of various shapes, sizes, ages and level of “sex worker”….because “sex work is real work” if you’re a whore…and it’s the only work you really do.

Which reminds me of how insane it is that so many normies, moms who have normal jobs, college educated, bored in their suburban lives are being indoctrinated into the selling nude as a revenue stream that makes them feel validated.

Everyday, a new normie gets bitten by the “sell your nudes for a dopamine hit” bug….it’s a trendy thing to do, like taking up tennis in the 90s, or whatever the activity women did in the 90s that was normalized by their peers as a trendy thing to do….only it’s producing low level porn….

You know, I worked in porn in the 90s, not really as a talent because PENIS too SMALL even for SMALL penis fetish videos….,but in a warehouse at a porn company and girls wouldn’t talk to me when I told them what I did…..friends had to drop me when their wives found out what I did….and I just worked in a fucking warehouse…now those same women, all in their 50s are shoving tentacle shaped dildos in their assholes for strangers…

It’s a weird world and it only took 30 years to make this magic happen, just imagine where we will be in another 30 years.

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Posted in:Milf

2023

10

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday on a Monday of the Day

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I am of the school of thought that all panties are panties and whether bikini bottoms are now skimpier than panties, I am still wired to want to get into the panties, and whether the panties are big, gross, saggy, dumpy, large, filled with period or feces or not, my getting into panty instinct and lack of standards takes over….

Sure, I can sit here thinking that I will only accept high end lingerie because it’s aesthetically more appealing, looks like it smells and tastes better if you were to soak said panties in a pot of hot water for some tea…..but the reality is, so long as it’s a panty it’s good enough for me.

Sure, I can say that full back panties are a little domestic, a little Mom Next Door going through menopause, a little too homely and Walmart shopping….but the reality is, so long as it’s a panty, it’s a panty….and that’s good enough for me…

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2023

10

Apr

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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I accidentally watched Adventureland despite hating Mark Zuckerberg, it happened to be on the free to air antenna I have hooked up to the TV I found in the trash a few years ago and sometimes, I take breaks from staring at the wall to immerse myself in the propaganda being fed to us in order to destroy our minds and make us robots…

Well, along with Mark Zuckerberg, or the actor they used to trick us into thinking Zuckerberg and Facebook wasn’t a CABAL created tracking device, but rather some fun site some nerd at harvard stole from some jocks, you know, make a movie so people think they know the real story, which is why 90 percent of ZOOMERS think Forest Gump is a documentary….

The love interest in it was Kristen Stewart at her prime, where I was like “how could anyone find this bitch hot” and I remembered that she’s become a lesbian since then, thanks in part to Victoria’s Secret models or CLICHES of what hot chicks are supposed to look like, thanks to the unrealistic body images the real lesbians protest….making me realize her pussy eating was more an identity crisis than real “I’m a lesbian”…or maybe it was a product of being raped in Hollywood and hating men, these things happen.

Then I got to thinking that Stella Maxwell has been the lesbian to the stars trying to be woke, liberal, LGBTQIRSTUVWX….she’s the RAINBOW FLAG validator, like when you need to get your free parking at the mall…..the stamp of approval saying “you can eat my box, and I can eat your box and you can claim to be diverse and get work”….she’s the gateway pussy to construction boots and knitting…and she looks good.

So here she is hugging herself, like a narcissist who masturbates in front of the mirror, which she probably does, and I like how her tit looks like it’s about to explode like water balloon at a birthday party…..

YOU should too.

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Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2023

10

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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I figure since no one gives a fuck about this website, I should spend my Easter weekends not updating it, but the power of the On/Off flashers compels me….

He may have risen, but that doesn’t mean that your penis can’t also rise to the occasion of seeing clothed girls posted next to their clothed pics naked….brilliant…

But I realize you’re all porned out, desensitized and the only thing that gets you off is weird ass shit that you shouldn’t be getting off to….

Even when impotent or sexually stunted from a porn addiction, the clothed vs nudes of the same chick are a worthy and important enough to look at in this era of everything out there is pretty flimsy trash since the internet sucks and I’d rather be living off grid growing my own vegetables….yet HERE we are.

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

10

Apr

Legs uncrossed Stretched and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Lingerie Rope Swing

Free Diving

Stretch

Trenchcoat

Ass in the AIR YOGA

Waterslide Ass

Getting Dressed

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Are you excited for Easter you freaks?

Have you hidden the chocolate eggs up your ass for your homies to try to find like a traditional easter egg hunt you had as a kid, only more modern in these modern gay times…sponsored by Nike, Bud Light and all the other corporate brands pandering to weird culture of gayness.

Plus, since nothing is seen as gay, or it’s homophobic and soon illegal because the thought police are out there telling you that you’re not allowed to hate things that you may instinctively hate, NO GAY BASHING here, not being GAY is a crime, so sticking easter eggs you decorated up your ass for your friends to find is not gay, it’s just a game, games aren’t gay, even when the rules involve inserting things in your ass for men to fish out…it’s just a game….homophobes..

Anyway, I am taking the next week off stepLINKS while I stare at the wall….but I’ve put in a few links to the forum and stepSMUT because they are part of our ecosystem here and must be LOVED.

Let the good times roll motherfuckers!

EGOTASTIC CELEB SITE THAT IS ALMOST AS OLD AS US!

EGOALLSTARS CELEB SITE WITH SOME TITTY SOMETIMES

EGOTASTICSPORTS WITH THE SLUTTY SIDE OF SPORTS

EGOTASTICGEAR a Shopping Guides and Gear Site in Training

TheNipSlip Brings Slutty Celeb Content Daily

Popoholic is Tame Celebration of Celebrity Tit from a fan

A LINK DUMP LIKE EARLY INTERNET

HotCelebsHome posting slutty celeb content daily too….

OtherCrap posts a bunch of crap but the celeb nude scenes are the best

MenMagDaily a Men’s Lifestyle Site that Never Was but that May Be One Day…in the Meantime Random Videos

EvilBeetGossip a Huge Celeb Site that Was that’s Still Being Updated

VideosThatSuck a bunch of random videos

stepfatherpresents was supposed to be my original videos, but I never produced original videos, so it’s just random videos for now

SEND YOUR SITE TO JOIN THE FUN….ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TRAFFIC AND NUDES…..

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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
LICK HERE!!!!

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From the Forum

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The stepFORUM is an iconic playground of fun times….I’m working on updating it so it works better but it takes me 10 years for everything – but you can still check in on the action there….these are the hot spots…..

Celebrity Trash Pics from Various Places Doing Various Things

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Kelsey Bellerini Hot at a Premiere
LICK HERE!!!!

Weirdest GQ Cover with HoYeon
LICK HERE!!!!

Madison Bailey in a Hot Yellow Dress at the CMT Awards
LICK HERE!!!!

Stella Maxwell Skinny at the parking meter
LICK HERE!!!!

Lainey Wilson at the CMT Awards
LICK HERE!!!!

Ana De Armas on the Streets
LICK HERE!!!!

Lea Michele Cleavage
LICK HERE!!!!

Katherine McPhee Double Denims
LICK HERE!!!!

Heidi Klum’s TIGHT Dress
LICK HERE!!!!

Hannah Ellis Slutty at the CMT Awards
LICK HERE!!!!

Chloe Bailey in Cosmo
LICK HERE!!!!

Kylie Morgan Slutty in a Skimpy Dress
LICK HERE!!!!

Joy Corrigan Walking the Hot Pugs
LICK HERE!!!!

Kaia Gerber and her Homies Walking
LICK HERE!!!!

Danielle Bradberry in a Slutty Dress at the CMT Awards
LICK HERE!!!!

Carly Pearce Big Cleavage at the CMTs
LICK HERE!!!!

Camila Morrone in Leggings
LICK HERE!!!!

Selena Gomez On Set
LICK HERE!!!!

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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Camp Time!
LICK HERE!!!!

Lingerie Dildo Ride
LICK HERE!!!!

Clear Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

Vibrator by the Fireplace
LICK HERE!!!!

Car Fucker
LICK HERE!!!!

Butt Plug Girl
LICK HERE!!!!

Lesbian Lover Face Sitter
LICK HERE!!!!

Lesbian Lovers
LICK HERE!!!!

Car Dildo Time
LICK HERE!!!!

Wet Lips
LICK HERE!!!!

Our amazing partners….who probably don’t link back to me….

CrazyShit for some of the Best Compilations of Crazy Shit!

Entensity for a Good Mix of Memes and BOOBS

ORSM is AWESOME – With Boobs and Random Insanity

EFUKT is the Legendary Site That Finds the Fucking Weirdest Porn Around….You Know It…Check It…

Alrincon is some European Bros who like Boobs and Reddit Amateur Babes

Booobie Blog for the Boobies….

BootySource for the Booty

Glamour for a Simpler Time of Nude Models Shoots!

MORAZZI also for a Simpler Time fo Nude Model Shoots

ImagePost is Images Posted of Nudes

SexyAndFunny which is more Sexy than Funny

Shooshtime is a porn site I link, I don’t think he links me back, that hurts me.

MAKE ME MONEY TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON BY PAYING THESE GIRLS MONEY

If I’ve missed your site, email me and we’ll work it out, since I need your traffic….and your wife’s nudes…but mainly your traffic…I feel like no one links me back….

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

06

Apr

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

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Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

Jessica Alba used to be one of the key players in the blog-o-shere, which was what they actually called the network of blogs, back before they had social media and the “manosphere”…..

When a bikini picture of her dropped, it’d go viral, people would be excited to see her on all fours from behind…it happened a lot and you’d get 100,000 people eagerly scrambling to see it.

Well, those days are done for us, but the time hasn’t been all that bad on Alba, sure she’s dumpy, she’s old as shit, her legs short and wide, the tits saggy, many kids later, but still worth staring at and not just because she’s a billionaire thanks to scamming on the internet with her lie of a brand….and not just because of her cellulite….but for the legacy, the memory of what was….that’s barely still here, but is a glimpse of what was, and in this era of low expectations, that’s enough!

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2023

06

Apr

Leni Klum’s Possible Nipple of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s hot daughter, which makes her a product of Eugenics, which I think makes for a good case for Eugenics being a good thing, so when they kill off all the ugly retards, we’ll be left with nothing by hot things to look at and in an overpopulated world, maybe regulating the population by sterilizing the ugly dumb fucks and breeding the hotties is a solid strategy that has worked for this tiny model with giant tits who was already set for life when she was born, without doing the model thing for an industry that’s typically creepy but also filled with groupies who are impressed by famous last names in the social climb, so she can scam a bunch of money out of the suckers thanks to her mom, while we get to stare at what we wish were our suckers, but are really saved for some other dude, but at least we get to imagine the occasional giant nip slip through her robe when getting her model-girl glam.

The point of the story, Leni Klum, product of Heidi, sold to an industry at a premium like part of the sex trade with her mom being her pimp works for me, since rich people can be desperate whores too, they are just hotter at it.

Check out the tit, no real nip but it’s a start and a start is better than no start!

Posted in:Leni Klum