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2015

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The internet is the end of the world embodied…I mean maybe people were always this insane, follower weirdos, who were just so self involved and apathetic to ignore all the information they have access to, by getting lost in people they aren’t even friend’s with insta pics, making them aspire to have better instagram pics…all while being fucked up the ass without even knowing it by big businesses and government….but it is the hub for nudes…so it’s a pick your battles situation as someone who likes nudes…I say….we can’t make a difference – but we can make nudes.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning after a Weekend…

Lots of Thigh Gap
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Rachel Dolezal’s Ex Fiance Made Love Songs for HEr
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Exploding Plants
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Rahcel Dolezal’s Parents on TOday Show
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Channing Tatum at LA Pride
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What is Nerdier – Star Wars or Star TRek
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Some Australian Band Catches on Fire
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Underage Binge Drinking on the Decline
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Bikini Whore
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23 Rapping Styles
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Some Career Hooker named Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini Still
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2015

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The internet is pretty boring….you should look into doing something more stimulating…like leaving the house, or staring at the wall contemplating your existence…or maybe find a hobby or get drunk and hit on girls who are in from out of town on a bachelorette party….I can assure you that although it will be pathetic because you are pathetic…it will be better than liking pics of strangers on instagram doing their bullshit activities that are probably motivated by posting them on instagram…

Private islands with no other humans or wifi…is the dream…

Here is some sex ed – in case you forgot…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing bras
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Golden Retriever of the Day
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Common on Suicide Squad Looks Silly as Fuck
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Young Isla Fisher lingerie
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Nausicaa in a Bikini
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Kris Jenner – Cleavage
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Ellen Page is Alive and Lesbian
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Slut of the Day
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No Name Model Topless
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Drone VS Wedding Couple
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Miley Cyrus Overalls
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Rick Ross Finally Gets Some Street Cred
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Dusty Rhodes Dead at 69
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Golden Retriever of the Day
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Fame whore of the Day
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Stewie Sings Cyndi Lauper Songs as Seth Macfarlene
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Alessandra Ambrosio Leaves Her Tags on Clothes…
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Best Headline Ever
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Mariah Carey Tits
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Soldier VS Little Girl in Front of the Queen
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McDonald’s Hot Sauce Prank
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Panty Flash of the Day
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9 People Who Chagned Their Name for Weird Reasons
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Mirror Seflies
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Places Leo Has Been Caught Making Out…
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Babes Getting High in the Outdoors
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Pia Mia Upskirt
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The Internet Wants to Fuck Jennifer Lawrence’s Bodyguard…
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Girl Demonstrates the Power of Make-Up
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Karina Jelinek Asshole in a Thong Bikini
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Emma Roberts is Single
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Retro Madonna Nudes..
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Kay Lenz Nude in a Movie
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So Much Clebrity Nudity…Getting Fingered
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Babe Getting High in the Locker Room…Tits!
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Greek Famous Chick in a Bikini
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Another Famous Greek Chick in a Bikini
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Jaoanna Krupa Topless at the Beach
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Topless Tennis
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Apple of the Day
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Some Chick Showing her Tits – Stripping
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Naked Cycling
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Free the Nipples..
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Pee of the Day
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Busty Fingers
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Bush of the Day
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Without These Free Cam Girls…Life Wouldn’t Have Anythign to Jerk Off To
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

12

Jun

Margot Robbie Fitness Program of the Day

Margot Robbie has gotten fat, because I guess fat is the new skinny, and America is fat and like Rebel Wilson before her she’s trying to blend in as the tourist that she is….or maybe it has something tot do with her ice cream breaks for the paparazzi that are both erotic, look at that mouth, and sad…look at that ass.]

That’s really all I have to say about this, I mean other than it is ice cream weather, so if you want to feel like a creeper go to your local dairy queen and watch the girls go at their soft serve like they were Margot Robbie, and try not to imagine they were doing that to a dick…it will be hard…and hopefully you won’t, because you’ll end up arrested and as much as I want perverts off the street, I need you here clicking my ads…I got beer to drink…as I cater to your creepy with the help of Margot Robbie types who know exactly what they are doing with their mouths…that’s how they got in this job in the first place..

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2015

12

Jun

Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is an it girl, and I am not just calling her an it because she is a test tube baby created in a lab to gay biologist experimenting in genetic modification while making his sperm create something lovely as fuck – which appeased his god complex anyone making babies in a lap would have…especially if you know gay men, they are so uppity about their own nonsense, from their outfit to their haircuts, imagine how they are with a girl they made out of sperm in a lab that is now famous because she’s hot…I’m sure he never shuts up about this, and really why would he…she’s amazing…

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2015

12

Jun

Filipino Diving Team Moment of Inspiration of the Day

I am not into this Filipino diving compilation video because I am into Filipino boys in speedos…I am not into this video because I am in Filipino boys when they double as ladies…as you’ll find throughout the world…I am into this Filipino diving compilation because their diving team is so bad, they know they are bad, probably due to funding, and were like “let’s sign up, no one else is down, the rest of the country is working as cleaning ladies in Canada”…or some shit..

I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing a double fail at the interenational level of competition. It is funny.

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2015

12

Jun

Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France of the Day

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Elisabeth Erm is Estonian. She’s 22. She’s been modeling since she’s been 17. Now she’s in Glamour France.

I’ve been told tht Estonia is a great place to find a wife that looks like a model, because like Russian and other Communist ex-USSR places, there is a bunch of people with very little money and very little expectations, who don’t have access to all the Russian Billionaires, because the Russian Billionaires are fucking established models, not pulling some pull her out of the gutter amongst all the other model looking bitches we can thank ethnic cleansing for…

I guess what I am trying to say is that Elisabeth Erm is a babe, from a place where there are apparently a lot of babes, making her just one of the many babes already too famous for you to ever pay for sex, but a good billboard or ad for what is available for you in Estonia where 5 star hotels are 150 dollars a night..you just need to get yourself to Estonia…you patheric sex tourist…

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2015

12

Jun

Emilia Clarke’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is in Game of Thrones.

Now she is in a Bikini….

What can’t this girl do……I’m thinking a lot of things, but for the sake of this post nothing, there is nothing she can’t do…so versatile in her talent…that isn’t an actual talent…since acting is just a fucking joke…for assholes who think it’s an actual skill, so when they do it they feel like less of an asshole, or geniuses who just pretend it is a skill, so that they can keep collecting the checks..

Either way, PR people love releasing bikini pics, as our simple minds just eat this mindless shit up…”boobies, vagina definition, who cares about actual news….”….
Dumbing down the nation motherfuckers…every day.

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2015

12

Jun

Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik pretty established as a model…all thanks to showing off her tits…and she’s doing a bit of the same thing in this issue of Harper’s Bazaar, like she’s a one trick pony, but aren’t all models, I mean the extent of their skills involve constantly posing for the cameras like a bunch of dancing monkey assholes, that are usually less asshole and more tit, because if they were asshole, it would be considered porn, and girls like Eniko Mihalik would want nothing to do with it because she’s fashion…in Harper’s you know…not smut in pics comparable to Playboy in the 70s…

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2015

12

Jun

The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day

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I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them…

Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand…

Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me…

Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday…

Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand…

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2015

12

Jun

Mathilda Price Bikini Model of the Day

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I don;t know who Mathilda Price is, I just know she’s a model, like so many other girls in the world, even fat chicks are being allowed to play this game, meaning there’s no fucking point of even calling any of these girls models, but rather the random chick who was available to shoot this bikini campaign, because let’s face it, we can use any one, and if anything if she was a fat black asian jewish tranny lesbian who always fucks dudes…with three nipples and missing limbs…and a swastika tattoo on her face because it is ironic …we’d have a win…but until we find that gold…here’s Mathilda Price in very average pics looking very fucking average…

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