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2015

21

May

Julianne Hough Nipple of the Day

Julianne Hough is flashing nipple for Dancing with the stars, because she wanted to generate some buzz about the final episode or something….equally unimportant…

This isn’t the first time she’s taking a hit for the team, the last time involved being a beard for Seacrest and his pile of money….that probably pretended to fuck her up the ass like he wanted a man to fuck her up the ass, while jacked up on some party drugs…snorking Dick Clarke’s robot asses off her clip..

Right…

Well here’s her nipple…

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Julianne Hough
Julianne Hough Nipple of the Day

Julianne Hough is flashing nipple for Dancing with the stars, because she wanted to generate some buzz about the final episode or something….equally unimportant…

This isn’t the first time she’s taking a hit for the team, the last time involved being a beard for Seacrest and his pile of money….that probably pretended to fuck her up the ass like he wanted a man to fuck her up the ass, while jacked up on some party drugs…snorking Dick Clarke’s robot asses off her clip..

Right…

Well here’s her nipple…

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2015

21

May

Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is lucky she has tits….because without those tits, she’d just be a florida chick workng some bootleg hooters or topless donut shop..because that’s where Florida trash ends up, unless it has rich parents, and I assume this one’s does…because why the fuck else would she be on TV for doing absolultey nothing and virtaully appearing out of no where…

More importantly, why am I talking about Charlotte McKinney..because this is the kind of girl I shouldn’t know exists…and I know everyone with big tits…it’s pathetic…but it is what I do…

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2015

21

May

Gwyneth Paltrow for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow did Women’s Health Magazine…because I guess at 50, you take any media that celebrates you, because being a rich, spoiled LA kid wasn’t enough, so she became an actor and that wasn’t enough, so now she’s becoming a brand, and that’s not enough, so she’s got to promote that brand and Women’s Health was like, we don’t care as long as the person in the pics is famous enough to sell copies and generate some buzz for women’s health, because it is women’s health, and no one reads that shit…but maybe today they’ll jerk off to the pics..because somewhere out there is someone attracted to this…

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2015

21

May

Tove Lo Nipple of the Day

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If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still wont know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…because that’s a good way to get people to notice you…pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if they can still jerk off to tits…I mean when I was younger I could get off to cleavage…or hard nipples…the world is different now…and people need deeper rooted weird fetishes…from gangbangs, to throat fucking, to being fucked up the ass with strap ons…titties…just don’t cut it…but I’m old school and still look…I guess

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2015

20

May

Gisele for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I heard on the internet that Gisele was retiring from modeling, but I guess that all changed when her rich as fuck husband’s career got shit on for being a cheater, and she was forced to go back to work to pay the mortgages and for the Kid’s education…

Or maybe they are rich as fuck and never need to work again, and her quitting modelling was just a bullshit lie to get people who don’t care about some mall brand model and her too old to model and too many kids to model to talk about her…

Because now she’s in W magazine with Terry…showing her huge fucking tits…no wait she has no tits..and these pics are boring Terry..not adventurous Terry pornography that made him exist…

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2015

20

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Ice Bath of the Day

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A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on May 18, 2015 at 5:34pm PDT

Watching Lindsay Lohan go through life, especially when it involves her half naked taking baths…has been a confusing, yet magical thing….that ultimately doesn’t really matter at all, not because she’s Lohan, the single greatest actress to be sold short in the history of probably nothing but my sexual fantasies, thanks to loving her sad broken down soul..thanks to her hot tits…but because very few babes have had the lows and unstable crazy she has…all while having tits…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on May 17, 2015 at 4:54pm PDT

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on May 17, 2015 at 4:42pm PDT

This is some weirdness…Here she is with clippers…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on May 16, 2015 at 5:14pm PDT

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2015

20

May

Crowd Cheers Couple Having Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Bearded Man Dressed as a Woman Robs Walgreens

Russian Night Club Brawl

Kid Runs Through Traffic

Driver Hits 83 Year Old….and Tells Hospital He Fell from Ladder

Drunk Driver Kills Pedestrians at a Night Club

Mean Caregiver…

Australia Fast Food Brawl

Midget of the Day

Sleeping Chicago Cop

Family Plowed by Train Taking a Photo

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2015

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is a magical feeling called day off…when your site is blocked on the wifi you’re stealing because it is a porn site…when you’re forced to wonder how anyone could ever jerk off to your site…because it is not in fact a porn site…you censoring bible loving cunts…

Oh fuck…I can’t even post this….

Here are some morning links…while I try to steal better wifi…

Dick Fence
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Tamara Eccelestone TIts
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Nina Agdal Ass
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New Video of the Freddie Gray Murder
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So Much Wednesday ASs
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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George Clooney has the Quote of the Day
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3D Art
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Carlton To Host America’s Funniest Home Videos…
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Asian Scooter Ride of the Day
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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It’s Bikini Season
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Peter Dinklage Sings About Game of Thrones Dad Characters
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2015

20

May

Cora Keegan in Underwear of the Day

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Here’s a really shitty campaign for some underwear company…with the laziest model in the game…

Her claim to fame was doing on Victoria’s Secret catalog, before freaking out and deciding to not model, because modeling is dumb, only for her to pop up every once in a while as a model…sometimes naked for fashion…because that’s how she gets noticed….and that’s how she makes money…to pay for her lavish model lifestyle…

All this to say, lazy model, which is really lazy, since modeling is the laziest fucking job in the world…or not…I want to get her pregnant, but she doesn’t find me funny…because I am not…but I guess I can still jerk off to her…just not today…not now…not with these pics…because whether she is amazing or not, they suck…and should hrie me for their next campaign….

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2015

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have two new ways to a girl’s heart….the first is telling her that you want to get her pregnant, girls love that shit…

The second is telling her you want to pay her to let you eat her pussy…

Both are a win ,….so use them..

If not…look at this pic….

A photo posted by FASHION • LUXURY • TOYS (@daily.toys) on May 15, 2015 at 8:05pm PDT

If you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like @Daily.toys

Here are some stepLINKS….

Slutty Gwyneth Paltrow
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Pubes to Face
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Side Boob
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Michelle Rodriguez and Toni Gaarn Lesbians
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Tamara Eccelestone TIts
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Slut of the Day
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Charli Riina is Amazing
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Eva Longoria Mexicana Ass
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Some Random Nobody’s Legs
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Charlize Theron of the DAy
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Taylor Swift Slams Through a Wall
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Model Sluts in White
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless
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Eva Longoria in Cannes
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Car Gets Dropped
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Casey Batchelor in a One Piece
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Taylor Swift is a Slut in Maxim
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Fan Girls
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Some British Trash in a See Through Dress
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Dad Skills of the Day
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The Man Who Dissed Superhero Movies..Apologizes
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Just Some Ghetto Girls on a Desk
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Lindsay Ellingson’s Ass in Cannes
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Just an Asian Scooter Ride
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Girls with Dimples
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Jewel Legs
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Midget With a Gun
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Salma Hayek on a Boat
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10 of the Deadliest Animals
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Devil Woman JEwel Swims with Dolphins
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Jennifer Connelly Just Bought Her First Computer
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Car VS Motorcycle
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Just Some Busty Chick of the Day
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ANother Slut of the Day
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Jessica Lowndes Fame Whoring
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Jessica Lowndes Rugged Face
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Fame Whore in a Skimpy Bikini
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Men Saved Trapped Seagull
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Substitute Teacher Whips Students
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Lesbian Scissors
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Bullet Proof Ass
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Singer Pulls Out Her Tit
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Sophie Marceau Nipples
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Just a Girl and her Anal Dildo
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Cam Girl is Funny…..when she Orders Pizza….
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Just Girls and their Assholes
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Ass Slapping of the Day
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Birthday Candles in Pussy
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Intense Cam Girl Lick
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Oiled Lesbians
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More Lesbians
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And More Lesbians
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The Hottest Webcam Experience You’ll Ever Have…Ever
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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