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2015

23

Jun

Monika Jagaciak Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is “Jac”, these pictures are by Johan Lindeberg….who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is a good enough photographer to have models like Monika Jagaciak shoot with him, not that that’s saying much…models are interchangeable and work very little and constantly look for stuff for their portfolio in hopes of it going viral so that they get the gig…you know blow the booking agent away so that they give her the work instead of some other immigrant stealing American jobs…

She’s now locked down her Victoria’s Secret angel contract, after years of doing work for them, so until recently, she’s done random nude work…that wasn’t actually work. I asusme this is some of that..but could be fresh…

I don’t trust anything Victoria’s Secret does..those manipulative bastards with their Billion dollar brands…

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2015

23

Jun

Alexis Ren Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an aspiring model, who I guess gets work thanks to being an instagram celebrity…

She’s got millions of followers all thanks to being half of a young, aspirational #relationship #goals hash tag..

The figurehead or spokesperson of “hot relationship”…who milk the position by producing cheesy fucking pictures together…half naked…in love…even though we all know she’ll fuck the first dude who comes along with a job for her…that she got from leveraging this act…but both these kids won’t break up – it’s too lucrative to stay together for the fans..

But she has a great fucking fit fucking body….

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2015

23

Jun

Girl Stripped for Sleeping with Another Woman’s Man and Other Videos of the Day

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The Cat Who Hitched a Ride

Model Eats 10 Filet O Fish Burgers….

Fox & Friends Axe a Man…

Porn Movie Shown on Big Screen…in Public…

Tom Hanks VS Autistic Fan

Prosthetic Leg on a Flamingo

Police VS Man with a Knife

Two Old Men Fight…

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2015

23

Jun

Paris Hilton Did Interview Germany of the Day

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Here’s further proof that Germany has no taste when it comes to talent, because they gave Paris Hilton media attention like she matters….unless she paid for them to do this, or some dude who always wanted to shit on her, as germans do, did this to get the chance to shit on her…or maybe…it’s actually their pragmatic humor, where they feature her to mock American Royalty…you know to give them something to grin to, as germans never laugh…

Either way, all nations can agree that Paris Hilton is useless…whether rich, or getitng paid a lot by rich arabs to DJ or not, she’s useless…but we’d all still let her sit on our face…or as the germans do…shit on her face…

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2015

23

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about being below average in all things you do…makes for very little responsibility to anyone or anything…which makes your days pretty empty as you coast through life until you die…

So today’s objective….be below average in all you do. Never quite hit big. The private jets, mansions and hookers who aren’t hookers are great…but in order to get them you have to actually do something…and why do something when you don’t have to…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Diddy Got Arrested for a Kettlebell Attack
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White Woman Caught Lying About Being Beaten by Black Man
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Fish Plays Fetch Like a Dog..
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Kids Dump breakfast on their Father for Father’s Day
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Happy Girls…
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Mariah Carey’s Nipple
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Seal Gets Fright
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Adam Sandler Tried to Get Rose McGowan to Wear Cleavage Shirt for His New Movie Casting Couch…
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Girls Tug on Clothes
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Why Tomatoes Are Fruits and Strawberries are Berries
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Some New Janet Jackson Slow Jam
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Mexican Reporter….
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Hugh Hefner Calls Holly Madison an Attention Seeker
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10 Most Controversial Movies
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2015

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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PHONE RAPE…is like phone sex for unwilling people like customer service people….and I am very good at it…whether it is saying “do you hear that, that’s me stroking my dick to your voice”…or asking what they are wearing and what they would do for me…and…it turns out it never gets me deals on my bills…if only customer service people were like tinder girls…life would make more sense…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Today in Thigh Gaps…
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Here’s the FIrst Female MLB Player
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I thought Ruby Rose was Justine Bieber….Turns Out She Just Hangs with Him…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Leggings….
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Rihanna Tits…
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Jessica Alba Cleavage….
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Slut of the DAy
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Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Lady…
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Bill Hader Pranks a High School
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Jennifer Lawrence Back in LA Looking Good
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Kelli Garner Big Tits
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Today in Huge Tits
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Amazing Obstacle Race in CHile
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Taylor Swift VS Apple
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Jumping Car with AA Batteries
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Underwear that Hides Cameltoes
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Charlie Sheen VS Father’s Day
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The Man Who Cuts All His Stuff in Half
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Joanna Krupa’s Topless…
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Cameltoe of the DAy
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Fox News Calls Obama the Rapper in Chief
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Bella Thorne Slutty
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Corgi VS Turtle
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Some UK Fame Whore
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Sonic the Hedgehog in Real Life
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Hooking Exes Up to Lie Detectors is Jokes….
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Fake Tits on a Famewhore of the Day
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Kate Upton Double Chin…
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Vanessa Hudgens is AMazing at an Event
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Vanessa Hudgens Walking
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73 Times People Made Statues Horribly Inappropriate
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Ellen Page – Lemonade Stand
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Slutty WWE Diva
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KendalL Jenner Legs
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Jessica Alba is So Boring
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Drug Mule of the Day…
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Britney Spears is Single
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Rihanna Lives…
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini…
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Maitland Ward is a Whore
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Beyonce May Be in the Next Avengers Movie…Because Acting is a Joke
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Naked Man Runs Through Walmart and Pours Milk on Himself
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Naked Girl Smoking Weed…
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4 Naked girls Stomping on Grapes
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Greek Slut has Nipples
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Ass Massage
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Best Celeb Nude Scenes
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Car Jacker – Paralyzed
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A List of Animals GIrl Won’t Have Sex With
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Storage Unit of the Day
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Crop Top of the Day
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Ass VS Gummy Bears
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A Couple Lesbians
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Without These Free Cam Girls…I would be a virgin…
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

22

Jun

Kate Upton’s Face of the Day

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Sometimes…a picture says 1000 words…in this case…a picture says this girl has eaten 1000 cookies a week for the last 6 years…

I am a firm believer in a Kate Upton competitive eater…but we’ll just let her pretend she’s skinny enough to justify her career…fame…getting in a bikini…because this is the fat generation…and I guess that means she is…

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2015

22

Jun

Miley Cyrus Armpit Hair of the Day

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Miley Cyrus showed Terry Richardson some armpit hair….

and Miley wrote:

thank you for not retouching my body hair like SOME people

Because she’s a gender bending TUMBLR Feminist and armpit hair is totally in right now…to fight the patriarchal regime….that tells women to shave their armpits…in this man’s world…even though I think it’s pressure from other catty girls and not men at all…even though Miley sluts herself out…and is skinny and works in the most vapid of industries with a slutty gold digging mom and father who exploited her…

I can’t take her seriously…but I’ll still look at her..

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2015

22

Jun

Kylie Jenner is Fun of the Day

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Here’s some snapchats and Kyle / Kendall Jenner because their mom is a whore madame and they are the whores for her brothel…and their dad is a whore..who turned himself into a whore…because he was jealous of the attention his whores were getting….Hollywood….

The best one is where dude calls her Kendall…and he says “What that Mouth Do”….this guy is a hero…who could probably get arrested as a sex offender because she’s underage…to which she tells him to fuck off…

The second best one is where she talks about her big teen tits being tape not implants…because all 17 year olds should be taping their tits to look like implants…it’s just the healthy thing for girls pretending to be 40…while looking 40…at 17…cuz they weren’t raised properly and were forced to fend for themselves amongst vapid cunts and a camera crew…leaves a negative impact on a person’s soul….

I don’t care for anything Kardashian, other than using them as an example for how society is fucked..becuase they exist…but the young one is entertaining…and I guess that’s good enough…even if it’s not good at all..it is bad…bad bad…but the lesbian choke out isn’t that bad…

Here’s a few others:

Here’s some pics…

Here is a paparazzi pic of a girl in a thong…they are saying is Kylie changing…

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2015

22

Jun

Rita Ora’s Intense Instagram of the Day

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I guess this working as a Rihanna Impersonator isn’t working out as well for Rita Ora as she would like it to….because she’s still thirsty on social media, doing features on Madonna songs, like she’ll always be the back-up singer, or the girl who gets a verse on another person’s more successful song, and never the girl with a song of her own to career her into the future ass a respectable artist…but I would argue, when self producing pictures like this for attention, she’s already made it…or committed to not making it…depending on how you look at it and I choose to look at it from the asshole up.

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