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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2015

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is showing off her sugar baby legs….because they are ridiculous and amazing…but most importantly…used by billionaires as a runway for their mouths while landing into her pussy…

I don’t think anyone blames her. All girls love money….and their level of hotness and relevance directly correlates to the richness level of the guys they are with…I mean to a certain extent…these girls are superficial so they go for the rich / good looking, not too old dudes…not necessarily the richest dudes…but you get what I am saying here…and that is even the local college girl is willing to get paid to fuck a dude for a Louis Vuitton purse…or her rent paid…Miranda Kerr just does it with billionaires, since she’s not a starving student but rather..a millionaire lingerie model…

Either way…legs…that have been rumored to have fucked Bieber…which is way less weird than being legs that married a gay Australian actor and having his kid….before getting fired from the one job she ever really had…that allowed her to sugar baby with confidence…like “I can afford my own life, I’m with him cuz I like him”…

Who cares.

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2015

Jun

Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day

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Pippa Middleton is in Bike shorts…which is a disappointment, not because of her uneventful ass, but because I had hope for her…I thought she’d go off the fucking rails in a jealous fit because her sister married into royalty and turned into a Princess and mother of the future King…pretty fucking substantial sugar baby hustle…seeing as the Royal family own something like 60 percent of the world’s land…including US and Canada….you know pretty fucking stupid rich and powerful…

I thought of her as a typical jealous sister, living in the shadow, using her vagina to break free and make some noise…But I didn’t factor in that she is probably hired by the Royal Family to behave, on payroll, made that it was in her best interest to behave, you know be bad otherwise a little “Princess Diana”…can happen to anyone reflects badly on the Royal Family…meaning these shorts are pretty much as good as it gets…and it’s not that good…it reminds me of dad’s on weekend in full race gear trying to escape their wives with the boys…

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2015

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz VS Urinal of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is young and I guess part of the gender bending movement that’s been getting more and more popular….thanks to internet, tumblr, and the attention all these trans people are getitng for being gender obscure…

I don’t know what is happening, but I assume it is the hormones in the food…because I am ignorant and remember a time when trannies were just prostitutes for closet cases to meet in the gay part of town and in the back pages like they were Hugh Grant or Eddie Murphy, in seeking something different but not quite homo…and not every second kid at the high school prom…or maybe the world is just more tolerant…or maybe everyone was trannies when I was growning up…and we just didn’t know it…because society was mean…

I don’t really care about what gender anyone identifies with, probably because I don’t care for humanity enough to care about what some asshole things of his cock or asshole…if it is a pussy to him…it’s a pussy to him…and affects me in no way at all..I’m too busy self hating..

I will say that Chloe Grace Moretz is probably less about being a girl who can pee standing up without it going everywhere and making a mess…but more a “hey look at me I’m Caitlin Jenner”…mocking the movement…because…this seems very insensitive to trans girls who crave peeing in Urinals…

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2015

Jun

Pheobe Price Ass Flash of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a friend of mine….we email each other, which is far more pleasant than the death threats that I get from really strange people who either think I am a different Jesus Martinez, or very passionate about the celebrities and models you’d assume no one cares about, but who someone is willing to kill for, even though there are way better people to kill for a statement…I’m insignificant..but Phoebe Price isn’t…she’s a classy, and amazing, older woman…who still has it going on…she’s classy, and elegant, even when in her little paparazzi attention seeking hustle…because I think she’s trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to be noticed and talked about despite not actually being famous…and when it involves her bare ass, that is a good ass, even when it is an old ass, I celebrate every pixel…that’s internet for every inch of this..because this is the interent…

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2015

Jun

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

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Emma Roberts is being hated for the wrong reasons..people are trying to give her a hard time for having skinny legs, when skinny legs are one of the best things ever, you know something I want to sign up for an wear as a scar, I think it’s just skinny shaming from girls who can’t have skinny legs because they eat too many fucking donuts…in an era where everyone eats too many donuts…except maybe Emma Roberts…because she’s an actor, on TV, and no one wants to look at a fat chick on TV, except maybe fat chicks, because I guess Lena Dunham, Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer and Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect exist and are ridiculously celebrated and famous, because society hates skinny girls…bitches…

What it comes down to is that even if Emma Roberts is anorexic or on drugs, I think she’s pretty put together for someone who had a self involved father fucking hookers and drinking his career away…and a cunt Aunt she’ll never be as famous as…I mean…you’d expect most people in the situation to not work…when they can just live in the guest house and get high all day…

All this to say, skinny legs are hot….look at them…but then again…I used to jerk off to anorexia porn,..I liked the struggle of not eating more than emotional eating…it’s my right…

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2015

Jun

Christina Milian in Underwear of the Day

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Christina Milian has it all figured out…

From being slutty in a music video…to marrying and getting knocked up by a music producer who put her name as a co-writer on some of his major pop songs.. creating a triple revenue stream for her from residuals on the song, alimony and child support…and she did it all while young enough to do it all over again at 38 or 39 when her kid turns 18 and she wants another 18 years of 20k a month child support…it’s clever and while she waits for it..she just keeps going to bikini pool parties in Vegas, like a good mother…trophy mother…attention seeking mother…

I get what she’s doijng…and when it looks like this, I’m down..but she rarely properly executes this whoring, for a girl with a TV show, on A Network TV, with a hit song, in the media, willing to get naked…she’s not very famous…

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2015

Jun

Hannah Ferguson in Galore of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24…

You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”….

Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits…

ALl this to say, another SI model, another girl not making money as a model, another sugar daddy happy to have another girl to choose from who will fit into his agenda and meet requirements needed for him to bring her to events….and/or knock her up…like they were Andy Roddick and the countless other daddies to these girls…something I’ll never be, but I would still pay 25k an hour to have them sit on my face…because why the fuck not…right…

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2015

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Intense Instagram of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s getting racy in her marketing…but I guess like LeeAnn Rimes before her taught us…you can be a homewrecking, fake titty, drunken or medicated slut, and people will still buy your Christmas album…

Country music fans are forgiving…they are people of the church, of Jesus, and as long as you’re not Black…or a Jew…but rather a good well rounded American Girl…who they grew up with…or who they watched grow up…they will always have your back…while famous dudes are cumming on your back..

You see, people like Taylor Swift…have managed to trick the world on multiple levels by speaking to their own insecurities and emotions when it comes to failed datings…she’s played the vulnerable victim just looking for love…when in reality shes just looking for a double penetration while eating out a model…and here she is posting slutty pics to instagram…as all girls do these days..and that I thank them for doing…because it helps me get through this meaningless life..

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2015

Jun

Margot Robbie’s Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day

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Margot Robbie is in Canada shooting some bullshit movie starring Will Smith…you know one of those high budget, going to be a massive box office success, because the idiot general public love comic book shit, even when it is shit…

Which makes me wonder about this Margot Robbie character…who is best know, or really only known as being the hot chick Leo fucks in Wolf of Wall Street…who before Wolf of Wall Street was just some Australian no one ever heard of…making me wonder why or how she got into not just one big budget movie that 1000s of actors in LA dream of…but two….

But more importantly, I wonder about these ill-fitting shorts, that look like a weird fucking diaper…totally worn wrong….not that I’m a fashion icon, or critic, but I am a pervert and this looks fucking strange…and not just because it’s not very period friendly…but because her ass and pussy aren’t spilling out all over the place..something you can assume her ass and pussy do at all the auditions she goes to..

I guess what I am trying to say is that I like Australians.

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2015

Jun

Britney Spears in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Britney Spears wore a bikini for social media…because girls wear bikinis…and according to my years of research as a pervert who likes girls in bikinis…most of the girls in bikinis…shouldn’t be in bikinis…but Britney Spears…even when sloppy, or shaving her head…can do know wrong…she’s the kind of girl who gives hope to every cheesy loser out there, that they too can find themselves a poptart to win over, knock up, and live off forever…and I guess she’s also hope to parents everywhere that they too can train their kid to be a cute singing and dancing monkey…that can’t even sing…who they can claim is crazy to get conservatorship over to milk well into her late 30s…which is a pretty fucking good deal…FREE MONEY!!

I still like her and think she’s still got it going on…more than just hope…but also busty…big assed and probably entertaining to spend a night alone with…as she tries to recruit you to help her escape the hell she is living while so medicated…it’s hardly considered date rape…

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