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2015

24

Mar

Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day

Candice Huffine is a plus sized model, and despite hating on skinny models for being fat, or fat models who pretend to be skinny, I am all for a fat chick, getting half naked, partially for the comedic aspect of the whole thing, but also because I like girls in their bikinis to take ownership of who and what they are…

Meaning, I don’t care if you’re fat, I’ll probably still fuck you, I’m not soem LA narcissitic freak who thinks everyone in my presence must embody perfection, in fact I have fucked so many disgusting fucking people, that you’d be surprised I can say anything about anyone…

I mean, I married an obese woman who smells and who for years I hoped would die of heart disease, without realizing it was a slow killer, making me resent all the fat girls of the world…but ever since I started cheating on her with tinder sluts, I’ve been great…

But I do care if you’re a cunt and think your’e more important or hotter than than you are…if you’re fat and owning it…I kinda want to stick my dick in your sloppy stomach folds…because I’d hate to get you pregnant, one fat wife is enough for me…

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2015

24

Mar

Leven Rambin Bikini Pics of the Day

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Leven Rambin’s big claim to fame was that she played twins on a Soap Opera a few years ago, I guess as a teen, since she’s apparently only 24 years old…

Playing the teen set of twins on a Soap Opera means an obscene amount of weirdo, unemployed, obese, on disability, freaks in basements who watch Soap Operas have jerekd off to her…weridos like you…and I guess that makes her worth looking at in a bikini…

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2015

24

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here is the nipple that Adam Levine either sucks, or pretends to suck when trying to prove to the world that he’s not a homo, despite what every single song he’s ever releases says about him…

He is one of those people, thanks to his annoying fucking voice, that I can’t fucking stand….

He has polluted my life with his high pitch crap that plays on the radio everyday – in public places…

And whether he’s a cool LA rich kid, or a lame LA Rich kid, and whether he’s a real nice guy who can’t control that the world likes his shit music, that he makes lots of money he probably never needed thanks to being an LA rich kid to begin with or not…I fucking hate everything he represents..and does…

Including, but not limited to his wife..and her nipples, that Victoria’s Secret are nice enough to show us now that they are over the photoshopping of nipples, as the Free the Nipples movement and internet porn have opened our minds up to….

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2015

24

Mar

Ophelie Guillermand for Zimmermann of the Day

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Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand this is for some Australian Brand called Zimmermann…she is in a bikini.

I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but according to models.com she’s in the top 50 models.

I don’t know if models.com ratings really mean anything….or what it is based on, I don’t know how many models they have on their list of models, I just know….that these pictures happened and whether that is a good thing or not, whether they single-handedly change the world, or inspire someone to not kill themselves or if they get lost amongst the millions of other bikini pics…they still happened…and that’s not very impressive..but it is somethng…just not something very much…

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2015

24

Mar

Angela Simmons Bikini of the Day

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Russell Simmons doesn’t only have an adult lisp, he also has a niece, who is the daughter of Run from Run DMC…

She lives in Miami on what I assume is a pretty awesome trust fund and takes advantage of the papaprazzi willing to take pics of her because unlike the other fame whores the Miami paparazzi take pics of, this Angela Simmons has been on TV, has famous relatives, and can really just focus her time on posing…

Girls love being looked at, especially when they have everything else they need, are ridiculously hooked up, and never have to work a day in their lives…unless this is what she considers a working a day in her life…which she probably does when Daddy tells her to scale back on her spending and she goes “But daddy, I’m doing PR for my bathing suit line you threw a million dollars at to keep me busy, look at my instagram, there are pics there, and blogs even posted them”…

Which I guess is better than snorting heroin and crying about being trust brat…like so many trust fund brats…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

24

Mar

Alice Baton for Aboslutely POM Campaing of the Day

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I don’t know this model Alice Baton, which would make sense, because I don’t leave my house pretty much ever…and if I did, I probably wouldn’t be hanging out with models because they don’t understand that I only tease them and call them fat because I like them, but more importantly, because I like pissing off feminists, I’m pretty fucking basic in my needs…

I do know that models are a dime a dozen, like photographers, totally interchangeable, and willing to get naked or half naked for even just an instagram shoot, it doesn’t need to be paid, or for anything that will expand their career, it just doesn’t matter…

There is unlimited pics of nudes, normal girls and babes, even fat chicks you don’t want to see nude have pussy pics on their phones…we are a whole generation of pervert exhibitionist and voyeur…and I am excited by that…it keeps things interesting…but not as excited as I am about this campaign for a lingerie brand called Absolutely Pom that I’ve never heard of…shot by Pierre Dal Corso….featuring…nudity…as lingerie campaigns are supposed to…

The whole thing gives me hope of a better tomorrow, while giving me tits right here, right now…

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2015

24

Mar

Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day

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Sarah Hyland got a Bob haircut, whatever the fuck that means, and all the blogs are talking about it like it fucking matters…

First thing’s first, who the fuck cares about what haircut anyone has, it’s a fucking haircut and unless it is your shitty ass head dealing with some bargain basement hair slaughtering job…or you’re balding..whether youre a girl or a guy…it doesn’t fucking matter…

Secondly, Sarah Hyland is not a fashion icon, trendsetter, or relevant despite being on TV…this isn’t some Rachel on Friends hair from the 90s, when people had no taste on 3 TV channels…not once have a heard “hey that creepy girl who looks 11 despite being 25, thanks hormone therapy, is the definition of style, let me be her”…

Lastly, unless we’re talking about pubic hair styles, because I fucking love pubic hair…I’m out…

On that note…I’m out…

That said…here she is rolling around in bed…which has instantly become a new fetish..I’m sucked in…so who’s this Sarah Hyland girl? I love her new haircut..

To See Her in Paparazzi Pics CLICK HERE
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2015

24

Mar

Shanina Shaik in Some Boring Catalog Pics of the Day

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One of my least favorite things in the world is catalog pictures for e-commerce…that use models to showcase shitty product…in a way I can’t jerk off…because I don’t have a shitty product fetish…even when the shitty product is lingerie or bikini product…it is still the focal point of the pics…rather than hot tits, body and pussy definition…so it is the actual commercializing of these tall and skinny girls…you know the shit that pays the bills…when I’m much more into the other aspects of modeling, like getting naked to get noticed so that you get jobs like this for people like me to hate..

Her name is Shanina Shaik, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret and she’s rumorerd to be Portuguese, but no one I know in Portugal have ever heard of her, probably becasue they are too busy listening to Nelly Furtado songs while fishing for their small fishing village, and even the rest of Europe, becasue that’s what Portuguese are good for…I mean along with cheap roasted chicken…

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2015

24

Mar

Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day

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My favorite thing about Kate Hudson is not her legs in shorts as her old lady body that is still good enough walks out of the doctor’s office we can assume she was getting her Valtrex prescription filled out, thanks to fucking every single dude in Hollywood pretty much for the last 20 years….

My favorite thin about Kate Hudson is that she’s fucked every single dude in Hollywood for pretty much the last 20 years…

Because there’s something magical about a rich girl, with a trust fund, who never has to work a day in her life, going out there and getting knocked up by 20 by an older dude in a shitty band, to fill the emptiness in her broken soul..

It makes for a good time…unless you’re Owen Wilson, in which case, it leads to your suicide attempt because she just won’t commit after making you snort a ton of coke out of her asshole…

At least that’s how I visualize it going down….little cocaine clouds farted out of her into a mans face…

Because that’s the kind of girl she appears to be…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

24

Mar

Fitness with Iza Goulart of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 24, 2015 at 5:37am PDT

I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her…

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