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2015

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I spend my nights negotiating with girls I meet off tinder for blowjob pics and videos, while every other dude I know is spending their nights trying to balance all the tinder blowjobs they are being offered…

All this to say…

Girls are sluts.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…because I slept in…I realize it is 1 pm…I am unemployed…fuck yourself…..

Diplo is Scared of Katy Perry
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Fucking Vile
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North West Cruising Through the Airport
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So Many Hot Round Asses
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The Future According to Mercedes
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Kendall Jenner Says Daddy is Becoming Mommy
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Today in Jimmy Kimmel’s Penis
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Nick Cannon is Banging a Model Named Jessica White – Who is Black
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Guess That Ass!
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Fans Admit to Liking Fake Bands
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Scientology Couple of the Day
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Porn Isn’t Bad for You
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2015

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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People find it weird that I get videos from random girls getting fucked up the ass. I am just so used to it that when I say “Oh I just got another video of a random girl getting fucked up the ass”…I don’t expect the moms around me at the grocery store to be so reactive…covering their kid’s ears and all… I mean if they listen to pop music, and they do…they’ll know all about anal sex…thanks to the lyrics and Google…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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St Patrick Tits
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St Patrick’s Day Bloopers
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Fame Whore Nip Slip
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Topless Protestors
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Ashley Judd VS Twitter Trolls
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Surf Whore of the Day
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Jennifer Garner of the Day
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Roz for St Patrick’s Day
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Kate Hudson Legs
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Angelina Jolie Soccer Mom Porn…
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Daisy Lowe Showing Cleavage
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Katie Holmes is Banging Jamie Fox
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Best TIts of Instagram
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Gisele is Retiring?
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So Many Huge TIts
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Bill and Ted 3 is Happening…
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Azalia Banks Hates America
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Running Train in Walmart
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Abandoned Theme Park in Argentina
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Sofia Vergara Ass
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Alanis Morisette Now
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Behati See Through
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Fame Whore Titty Flash
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Braless Sarah Stephens in a Bikini
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I Love Amanda Seyfried
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David Arquette Tried to Fight Bieber
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Buzz Aldrin’s Epic Picture at Stonehenge
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Hilary Duff in a Bikini
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Swedish Sign Language Steals the Show
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Cowboy Stoned Girl
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Lotion on Tits
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Shitty Irish Themed Smut
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Tall Girl Feitsh…
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Stuffing all Holes
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Videos By Ashes Wednesday
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Public Sex
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Greek PUSSY
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Funniest THing You’ll See Today…
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Porn Star Tits
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First Squirt Surprise
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Living Room Masturbation
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This Dildo isn’t Big Enough
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

17

Mar

Uma Thurman and Her Man Hands on the Beach of the DAy

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Uma Thurman is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bikini, even if there should have been a little resistance on her part, you know a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether there were other options for her…but I’ll still stare but more because I’m trying to understand why I have the same bikini body as her…am I the one with the pear shaped problem with high estrogen levels thanks to not taking care of myself…or is she the pear shaped body with high testosterone…or worse..am I Uma Thurman? Or do I just look like her in a bikini…too many questions I don’t have answers for, this is too deep for me this hungover in the day… but I do have the pics of UMA and I Date you to look at them……

But what it comes down to is that she’s rich as fuck, established as fuck, she’s tricked you all into jerking off to her, and she’s Uma THurman…not to mention her hard nipples and big tits are still fun enough to look at cuz they are famous…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

17

Mar

Kate Moss Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

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One thing that I love is Kate Moss and her really solid nipples……and I don’t really know why, maybe it has something to do with her being an it girl when I was younger in a more simple time, or maybe I just like a girl who has been around the block a bunch of times over…and has had countless men roll through her…while having a very successful career in an era before social media…

I think she’s still got it going on….and not just because I am curious how vile all the unprotected sex with famous people who have fucked 1000s of women tastes and smells…

Or maybe I just like how a girl who is such a rockstar trouble making party girl, huffing coke and being a wreck of a single mother, is considered high fashion and not gutter slut…all because she’s Kate Moss…

It works for me, unfortunately, Kate Moss doesn’t, but if she did, I would try to get her pregnant, even if her uterus is battered and can’t get pregnant…it would just be in her job description. Not that she knows what a job is, unless it was a blowjob, since models don’t actually work….

What it comes down to is more Kate Moss tits, never enough Kate Moss tits…and I love Kate Moss tits..

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2015

17

Mar

Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day

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Taylor Swift swift just insured her legs for 40 million dollars, because she does have great legs…then her cat attacked her legs, because even her cat thinks she’s full of shit….Here is her cat scratch…

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Then she put a bandaid on, with a little PUN because she’s the smartest girl in the fucking world, that’s why she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year and over 1,000,000 people liked a picture of her fucking bandaid…because she’s Taylor fucking swif.t..Here is the bandage for you perverts into injured and bandaged girls….

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

I am just fascinated by the way she walks…head forward, all gangly like some kind of cartoon character…and I could stare at this GIF all day, if I didn’t have better things to do…like fixate at my broken dreams that I am reminded of after making a GIF of Taylor Swift walking…until I ma too drunk to remember my fucking name…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

17

Mar

Selena Gomez Shows her “Girls” of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this picture captioned “My Girls”…

I know how all these calculated little sluts work….they know exactly what they are doing, and when they don’t, they have teams of people who tell them what to do, so when they make reference to their girls…in a picture with their girlfriends, as an excuse to show off her purchased girls, but unbuttoning her shit…I totally get what is going on here…

Unless I am just a pervert, and instead of focusing on a girl and her friends, all I see is tits…

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2015

17

Mar

Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny is making a comeback…but I prefer when she makes movies where she makes dudes like Vincent Gallo come in the back of her throat…HERE

This is for clothing brand and store Opening Ceremony. It is not as Racy as her bare ass V Magazine shoot where she called out Jennifer Lawrence for the scam that she is….

It is not as interesting as her being the young girl getting AIDS in Kids…not that I’ve seen Kids in the last 20 years, but I remember it being like some kind of scavanger hunt for the H.Pos raver babe who had sex one time with some half retard looking dude with a speech disorder…

But this campaign still happened…and I guess she’s still an it girl, OG Hipster girl, in the NYC Fashion scene girl, who is some authentic artist or some shit…despite being 40….and I guess sometimes…that’s enough…hard face girls find Pretty and all…

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny

2015

17

Mar

Terry Richardson’s “Natural Woman” of the Day

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I used to have a babysitter when I was a kid, who was less of a babysitter and more of a midget troll of a woman, who was pure white trash, obsessed with cat piss, smelling of cat piss, who felt bad for me because my mother was a hooker turning tricks, so she took me under her wing and luckily not under her armpit, because that woman never shaved and everytime, especially in summer when she’d lift her arm to get something, and I’d see the matted, sweaty clumps of armpit hair…I would gag…so even when I was young, I couldn’t fuck with a girl who didn’t shave her armpits..I’m such a Misogynist…

I can however, fuck with bush…and ever since the first porno I saw and every girl I fucked until the 2000s had bush, then bush was out and bald pussy was in, and I had to convince and negotiate with girls to grow out their bush….and I guess every once in a while bush happens…and now that it is a trend…I can be a happier, more fulfilled person…so save your bush, don’t shave your bush.

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2015

17

Mar

Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse runs in the same UK relevant it girl circle as a bunch of socialite, rich kid models, including but not limited to Georgia Jagger and Cara Delevingne…

She is also a rich kid, her parents are rockstars, but her dad is a Plastic Surgeon, which I guess allowed her to get into the cool parties with the cool kids, where I assume she met her model agency and her boyfriend, who fucks other girls, Brad Cooper….because he’s Brad Cooper and can…propelling her to a level of relevant…because like grandma always says – you used to model to become famous, now you need to be famous to model…

None of that matters, because she’s a babe, she’s young and she’s showing nipple for GQ…

Posted in:Suki Waterhouse

2015

17

Mar

Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert is a Montreal Hometown hero, who I guess is pushing 40 by now, and who left when she was 17, so I guess she can’t really be considered hometown anything…but she is chubby, and friends with Paris Hilton, and she has been on a bunch of shows…so I guess that’s something…

I remember the only time I was ever in the same place as her, she was pulling some LA cunt behavior, you know acting like she was fucking Hollywood God….where one of my friends went too close next to her and she had security or something pull him away…

If I had energy and if she was more relevant, I would probably want to stunt her family’s house…either doing a flash mob or something equally ridiculous, but that would require way too much effort for someone who is barely relevant…

Instead, I’ll just look at her cleavage…

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