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2015

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May

Kylie Jenner and a Kardashian Cock Tease of the Day

A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 26, 2015 at 2:58pm PDT

Why do these bitches need to cock tease with footage from a staged car accident…they know the world wants them dead.

Why don’t these Truman Show motherfuckers built off porn actually get a terminal illness, or have a family murder suicide, or really antyhing negative and horrible…instead they keep on winning, despite being horrible fucking people…

Here’s Kylie, 17 and posing….because her Black Statutory rapist boyfriend likes it when she’s posing…it’s grey area legal…which keeps things exciting…

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2015

27

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of those models who really speaks to me, without actually speaking to me, in fact she probably doesn’t know this site exists, even though I’ve spent years writing her love letters, because I am just not that relevant…but if she did know I exist, and she doesn’t, she would definitely not speak to me, she’s just give me dirty looks…not cuz she knew who I was, but because I don’t shower much and more importantly, I am pretty disgusting as a whole…and she would be like “why is that homeless creep looking at me, and why is he showing me his clit”….

She just looks like that high end cunt kind of girl who doesn’t bother with normals and I love that shit. I hate down girls who hang with normals…I like snobs, I like celebrity disconnect, I like the superiority…this “we’re all the same, they are just like us” bullshit is just that…bullshit…

So I approve…not to mention she is a model who is willing to get naked, who dates bald dudes who are richa nd famous, and who replaced Megan Fox in a movie…just adding to her lovely..

Here she is kind of sexy and slutty for LUI…a French magazine that does nude shoots for men better than Playboy…even though these aren’t nude…

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2015

27

May

Chrissy Teigen Leverages her Husband and Shows her tit in DuJour of the Day

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This marrying John Legend before he got massively famous has worked out nicely for Chrissy Teigen. I assume he doesn’t have a prenup with her and that she is in fact entitled to everything he has, or he just really digs her and likes that she dated him before he was famous, back when he was just friends with Kanye, making him believe that she believed in him, and who knows maybe she did inspire him and his career, maybe she knocked on doors and earned her keep, or maybe, just maybe, she milked the fuck out of it for the good life he pays for, since she makes 12 dollars a year modeling, and now she’s leveraging it for her own career, because he’s famous and it helps her be a social media personality people care to listen to, who can pretend she was an ex model/ too pug faced and chubby to be an actual model, but willing to show her tits…because why the fuck not…maybe she’ll get cast on the View…

I consider her an enemy of the site.

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2015

27

May

Nicola Peltz in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is a billionaire’s daughter who is named Nelson and rumored to be worth 1.7 billion dollars….He has been married 3 times, the last being with Nicola’s mom who he has 8 kids with…because that’s how models who date billionaires secure their retirement…in the event that daddy and all his legal team fuck them in the divorce, provided they ever give into divorce, when ignoring the misery is an easier and more lucrative strategy…that meds can number the pain…

Anyways, Nicola is a babe and a budding star thanks to her dad who probably invested in the shows she’s been in, or called on favors from friends in the industry, because why` make her work or get educated when he made enough money for all of them to live off of forever, so why not just have fun…

Either way she’s a cute Jewish rich kid who’s dad owned Snapple, Wendy’s and a bunch of other bullshit…free burgers for life motherfuckers…now stare at her bikini top.

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2015

27

May

Vanessa Axente is a Skinny Model in Twin No. 12 SS 2015 of the Day

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Vanessa Axente is some Hungarian model…and she’s got a nice level of skinny model body to remind us that this feminist social media controlled world that has influenced the media to celebrate fat chicks, because the people who write the media are fat chicks, and wish they had the confidence in their fat chick bodies to put themselves out there half naked like they were Lena Dunham, without realizing that Lena Dunham would be as disgusting if she was skinny….and just because a fat chicks has no shame doesn’t mean we as a society should pat them on the pack and say “good job having no dignity you fucking pig, why not put some effort in the gym, instead of this lazy cry for attention”…

What I am trying to say is that there are enough fat chicks in the world…that I like to focus on not so fat chicks in half naked and full naked shoots…call me crazy..because based on society…sometimes I think I am…

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2015

27

May

Rebecca Louise by Chi Yan of the Day

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Rebecca Louise by Chi Yan is alright… thanks PMagazine for finding girls in this Free The Nipple, Nudity Makes Us Famous, Kim Kardashian Started from a Sex Tape, Emrata Started from a Nude Shoot, all other models are naked all the time, I’ve seen every VS model naked except maybe one, thanks to the internet and the lines between porn and mainstream are blurred…there is never an absence of babes who strip down, because why the fuck not, being naked is awesome especially when it’s not seen as sleazy like in hardcore internet porn, but rather for photographers and selfies for strangers you meet on tinder…

All this to say this girl is magic…if you consider being naked magic…I consider it standard behavior…

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2015

27

May

Rumer Willis and Demi Moore Dressed the Same of the Day

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There is a fetish in this…and there is a nightmare in this…

Dudes historically love Mom/Daughter sex….I know dudes who have been in situations where they were either dating the mom and fucked the daughter…or vice versa…I do not know people who have fucked mom and daughter at the same time, but I do know they make porn about that…so mom daughter is a thing….whether it is Demi or Rumer…or your neighbors…it’s got an element of hot and naughty…

I guess it just depends on who you are, how weird you are, or how much of a Demi Moore fan you are, because you fell in love with her in ghost, or Striptease and haven’t been able to move on from it because that’s what being a socially awkward loser in his 40s is all about…

But the fact is that even with all her plastic surgery, mom trying to be daughter, dressed like daughter, jealous of daughter because she fears aging thanks to being a hollywood twat…is not hot…it is creepy…and probably something you can find in your hometown via Yoga Pants.

What this is missing is less clothes…but more importanlty…more spread asshole…cuz I prefer comparing mom/daughter genitals over matching outfits…call me weird…because I am…

Here’s some Rumer Ass…

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2015

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May

Miley Cyrus Selfie Pose of the Day

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Miley Cyrus took a few wig wearing selfies, in what is one of those standard selfie poses, chin relaxed and aimed upwards, mouth half opened, lips pouted…in what reminds me of sex, but only because of her half open eyes, because that’s just the kind of sex I’ve had…we call it “half dead”…but not dead enough to be considered a necrophiliac…but dead enough to be considered a rapist if you’re a feminist, and a “grey area” rapist…if you’re a normal person…

That said, she’s in wigs, doing some tranny things, topless and in tank top, with some titties…all being weird with zit cream…and there’s a fetish in here…because I want to lick whatever this is…but in my defence I’m a Miley fan…I think whatever she is doing…is good.

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2015

27

May

Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy

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So Cher is 70 years old…so I guess in some respects, we should thank Marc Jacobs and his creative directors for putting her in a dress, covering up whatever the fuck a 70 year old Cher’s body may look like….to allow us to focus on her pulled back, demon face…because it is creepier this way…like an old photograph of some evil looking woman in the 1800s who died in your family farm house if you lived in a Horror movie…and in a lot of ways I am sure you do, because I know I do…

But the truth is, that 20 years ago, when she was 50, and did that video of her in a thong and sheer hosiery, her disgusting not quite as old as she is now, but still old as fuck body…was something I jerked off to…but in my defence, I didn’t have internet then and music videos were the only option…because I definitely didn’t find Cher hot, but like my entire sex life, I took what I could get…

Either way, weird use of Cher…

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2015

27

May

Klaudia Brahja for David Bellemere of the Day

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Klaudia Brahja is some model who at 18 shot with one of the better nude model photographers, David Bellemere, and I guess that’s all there is to say about that..I mean historically, photographers are perverts and girls are narcissists who like being the den mother, or focal point of the room…and in that attach themselves to photographers who take pictures of them…it makes everyone feel good…

From the models who feel amazing about themselves as they slowly strip down…to me, who looks at the picture and loves the nudity…which I guess is really the work of a Hero…you on par with the person who foundthe cure to cancer…but who the Pharma’s killed off because they make too much money “treating” cancer…

If you know what I mean…

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