2015
26
May
Everyone likes to laugh at Rumer Willis for having a wonky fucking face, but the reality is her mom, Demi Moore, who is trying to stay youthful despite being 100 years old and full of millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery…
When people should defend Rumer Willis thanks to having a rocking fucking body, because the hot body in this era of Genetically modified foods…is hard to find….so celebrate her and her Dancing With the Stars winning, Bruce Willis faced-ass…
Posted in:Rumer Willis
2015
26
May
All the socialite, social media it girls are in Cannes because they are big into Film Festivals…seeing as none are actors or producers..they are also at the Grand Prix in Monaco…because they are really self proclaimed it girls…it’s not their fault the media eats them up…
All this to say, they are rich as fuck girls…who get to hang on 200,000 dollar a week yachts like it ain’t a thing, cuz people want them around and because that’s what it-girls do….
They have been trained properly by their parents, the billionaires who threw into the work force thanks to their egos, because why not use the hook-ups that get them paid…
Their names are Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner…and they are young and slutty when they don’t have to be, and could be doing other great things…
I don’t hate them…ultimately, who cares..
Here’s Kendall’s ass in Monaco
Here’s Kyle Jenner….
I am more into Bella Hadid’s bikini choice…
Here are some more pics:
Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner
2015
26
May
Lindsay Lohan is so ironic….because we all know she was a gutter celebrity coke slut…that’s the whole reason that everything went to shit for her…but now she’s getting paid to promote some toothpaste called Cocowhite… with her smile that doesn’t show how fresh and white they make her chain smoking, addict teeth…because she knows how silly this is and that when it comes to coco white…it better be cut into lines for her to hoover up her cute little gutter celebrity coke slut nose..
All this to say…I love me some Lohan….and whatever the hell she’s promoting…to help pay whatever bills and team she’s gotta pay off…
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2015
26
May
Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras…
Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret…
I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land…
All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical…
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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2015
26
May
This AnnaSophia Robb bikini pic…is pretty uneventful…considering the only movie I think she’s ever done involved her being in a bikini the entire time…playing some one arm, half eaten, pro surfer who to this very day still wins contests thanks to the power of Jesus Christ her Lord and Savior…who thanks to his eating of her arm through a shark…has allowed her to be rich as fuck…but more importantly, to be portrayed by AnnaSophia Robb in movies….
I would just expect more from a hot bodied, hot ass, hot little thing that has been seen in a bikini before…it’s like this zooming into try to see pussy definition in her shorts is depressing me…and making me feel like the failed pervert that I am…
Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb
2015
26
May
Aubrey O’Day is one of those forgotten piles of shit you forget to pick up at the dog park…you know some remnants of reality TV past that managed to get into some pop act run by Diddy because it was what the show was about, before being rumored to have fucked Diddy, because Diddy fucks all kinds of girls, he’s Diddy, only to realize that only black dudes and hip hop fans watched the show or cared about her as the Snowflake that she was, leading to her massive weight gain since you can never have an ass fat enough, only to end up on Celebrity Apprentice thanks to some friend favor I assume she called on, you know from being in LA and on TV, and from LA, she must have had an in with the production team…or something…I mean why else would she end up on TV….
Anyway, if you know who Aubrey O’Day and her fake tits are, you probably already know that, since that’s all there is to her…but if you forgot who she is, and most people have, she’s slimmed the fuck down, and gone back to some low level exhibitionism to get some more action on her social media since she has a new album and no one fucking cares…
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2015
26
May
Sarah Hyland is the creepy girl I assume was on hormone therapy thanks to her stage parents trying to extend her youth into a TV series….you know like all the Disney kids who don’t age thanks to Disney being a Nazi Sympathizer and Pedophile back in the 40s…at least according to my grandmother who claims she once sad on his lap while the rest of his creeper staff watched him demonstrate “it’s a small world but if you have enough lube it will fit”…if you know what I mean…but it’s very possible my grandmother was just crazy and making things up, I mean it is perfectly normal for a grown man to like kids enough to make parks and animated content for them….just as every pedophile ever…or Michael Jackson..
All this to say, Sarah Hyland is no longer being abused by her boyfriend she got a restraining order from, but she is at the gym, trying to grow that booty all thanks to Sofia Vergara being a good influence on her in the realm of hooking…
Fitness progress pics are fun!
Posted in:Sarah Hyland
2015
26
May
Keeley Hazell was once a titty model…you can see HERE ….I am sure if you were to google her, you’d find a lot more of her amazing tits…
Well it turns out that she’s moved to LA in the last little while, and a friend of mine in LA was introduced to her, and he recognized her name and called her out for being a titty model, and she pretended that she was never a titty model, even though the only reasons she’s allowed in the UK is because she’s a titty model, and got a work visa, and the only reason 45,000 people follow her on instagram is because she’s a titty model…but I guess since we’re nice, we can pretend we don’t know her past, and encourage her future career of instagram model that will likely end in rich husband who likes published models…
All this to say, here she is doing the baywatch…
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Posted in:Keeley Hazell
2015
26
May
Here’s some Miley Cyrus in 3D, for those of you who haven’t had enough of Miley Cyrus and her attempt and being weird, because that’s what her marketing team read the kids are into…and that they used tumblr to support their claims…
I just find it offensive…that she’s censored her tits…when showing her tits is all she’s good for…what an asshole move on her part…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2015
26
May
The amazing thing about Eastern Europe is the women…they are all magical and amazing to stare at…even if they may or may not have souls thanks to communism, the fall of communism, and I guess their culture of very smart, calculated, scientist type people…
Her name is NINA SEREBROVA and she’s from Belarus model and friend of the site, that we can only hope comes to America to replace the other Belarus models like Irina, only to live the life of fame, luxury and success her naked and amazing everything deserve…
What I am trying to say is that I love me some NINA SEREBROVA …
Posted in:Nina Serebrova|NSFW
