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2015

18

May

Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day

Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably…

Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating…

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2015

18

May

Ashley Benson’s Snapchat of the Day

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This just in….Ashley Benson has snapchat…She also has tits…and I guess the two have come together…in this glorious moment that would be more impressive if she wasn’t 10 pounds overweight..and if I had never seen her topless in Spring Breakers and in paparazzi pics…but the world…with their 15 second attention span…probably appreciates this…

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2015

18

May

Lady Gaga Naked in an Art Flim of the DAy

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I don’t know what this bootleg video of a video is from because I don’t care about Lady Gaga and her artistic endeavours that are really just her trying to find some level of authenticity in what she does because she know she’s a hack, rich kid puppet, who is playing a lie because it makes her money, and that she needs to get naked and strip down for actual artists, or other rich kids pretending to be artists…because it gives her some level of credibility…and I guess what it comes down to..is that she’s got good tits.

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2015

18

May

In and Out ad Campaign of the Day

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Here is an In and Out AD Campaign that would have cost In and Out over 1,000,000 dollars or more to pull off if it was planned, unless it was planned and they were the sponsor of the Billboard awards and did pay 1,000,000 dollars to make this happen, in what the marketing people would call and activation or product placement….because these girls are puppets designed to sell product…fascinating…but not really….

I just can’t imagine any of these girls doing anything like this for free…it’s not in their core personality..

Too bad this isn’t the last supper….for all this trash…

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2015

18

May

Catherine McNeil’s Naked for Vogue of the Day

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This Australian is named Catherine McNeil… she’s an Australian model….who has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..which would probably explain why she’s a lesbian engaged to an MTV Australia VJ…sure lesbianism is fashionable…and it is good for PR…but I like to think it comes from a darker child rape place.

Here she is modeling…lookin’ good…beause she’s naked…in Vogue…beause she’s fashionable..

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2015

18

May

Niykee Heaton Snapchats of the Day

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Her name is Niykee Heaton …

You dont’ know who Niykee Heaton, but she’s a slutty interenet sensation who pretends that she can sing well enough to trick Justin Timberlake to signing her onto his label, because she did a version of one of his songs and I guess that’s what egos do..it’s like “tell me how great I am, sing my song to me”…or maybe he just went to meet her, fucked her and signed her to keep her mouth shut, assuming he is straight and that baby he has with Jessica Biel is through sex and not artificial insemination that happened when Jessica Biel threatened “baby or I go public with you and your gay sex”…

All this to say, when I saw these pics from her snapchat and her name, I just assumed she was in porn or low level Playboy, but I should have known better…she’s a youtube star…and this is how youtube stars market themselves…because the world likes porn and playboy chicks…right…

HEre she is doing Fetty Wap’s Trap Queen..because ride off the search results from popular songs…is the bootleg way to get famous…that works…

I prefer her snapchat slutty…

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2015

18

May

Art Provocative’s Australian Sex Worker of the Day

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People think I hate sex workers, that I call girls whores as a misogynist play…like “fuck you whore, get to sucking my dick and go do my laundry while you’re at it”…but the truth is that I am a huge supporter of sex workers…I just hate girls who are pretty much sex workers..but don’t admit they are sex workers…because they are just dating rich dudes…and doing whatever the rich dudes say cuz they are trying to gold dig…as it leads to great vacations that look great on their instagram…that they whore on to get an audience…because they crave the fame…and audience…

You see, we’re all fucking whores but the whores are the only ones who are capable of admitting it…owning it…and in Australia…at least wherever @art_provocative

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2015

18

May

Christina Milian in Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian is on some marketing herself kick because I guess now that she’s divorced and has a ton of fucking money – she can focus on what she really cares about and that’s raising her kid to be the best her kid can be…and by that I mean…leaving the kid with her mom or staff…as she runs around in a bikini like some kind of attention seeking instagram whore…because that’s pretty much what she is at this point in her career…at all these Vegas parties half naked doing the best she can to be the next Rihanna, who she probably could have been back when she first happened…because she pushed the boundaries of music videos when she first happened…but didn’t follow through…and opened up the doors for so many other whores…leaving her forgotten and in the dust…but still get royalties for co-writing a bunch of Bieber songs….which should keep her happy enough, but like all girls, she wants that male attention to validate her….

So here she is innocently in a bikini…that’s why she posted these to her instagram…because she’s just in a bikini you know…not crying for attention or anything…just saying “hey look at the ocean…it’s so pretty….I just happen to be in the pic with the ocean by accident and I don’t want you looking at me..”…

Because she wants you looking at her…and what may be a skin disease in one of the pics…sexy…

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2015

18

May

Some Tricks at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

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So the Billboard Music awards happened and I was amazed that people in my social media feed were actually watching it and making comments on it…because I guess they have absolutely nothing better to do…and their lives are that sad, depressing and influenced by the media…that they’ll just sit through anything that is considered a televised event…no matter how bootleg it is…

I get it, Billboard was a legitimate thing before we had Youtube Views and itunes to track the success of a song…it was the industry standard in monitoring success for these overly successful…but that whole thing is dated…and loses all credibility when they have the only Drunk Vegas hooker they can find host it, otherwise one of their lead performers won’t attend, because like Ice T, motherfucker likes his hooker treated fairly…

All this to say..Taylor Swift was the winner…and showed up with an entourage…because I guess it was a Taylor Swift special…more than anything else…and other girls were there to show their support for their tall, skinny, brainwashing leader…

Taylor Swift….and her People..