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2015

15

May

Khloe Kardashian Speaks Wookie of the Day

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I’ve called Khloe Kardashian a sasquatch Kardashian because she was the monster that everyone felt bad for because they packaged her as the funny one…and the funny one is always the one people like…but the funny one is also the one who can’t get by with her looks..until she spends Demi Moore money with the plastic surgeon like she was her sister…probably because they are full time employees..

Either way…nerds call her a wookie, which is a Sasquatch in Star Wars….and here she is speaking wookie…on instagram…because that’s what you do…when your dad is OJ Simpson..

Here are some pics of her and Kylie on the Jet eating Popeyes…

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2015

15

May

Lindsay Lohan Has Nipples of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan who I love, not because we used to be best fucking friends during one of her drug induced years….where I would get calls and text messages from her at random times of the day because someone gave her my phone number and I guess she thought it was funny….but because I think she’s a talent, has star power, and despite being her own worst enemy thanks to being her family’s biggest asset…I believe that she’ll come out on top…and while I wait..I figure I might as well just cum looking at her tits…not because so many people have….many of them in the room with her…but because I feel connected to her…and that’s what people in love do..

What I’m trying to say is that who cares about her shitty career, the joke that is her family, all the scandals, her community serivce…her addiction, her horrible use of social media…when what really matters are her nipples…

I mean….Lindsay Lohan’s got great tits, we should focus on that.

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2015

15

May

Tess Holliday is a Legit Plus Sized Model of the Day

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Tess Holliday is apparently a plus sized model and as disgusting as fat women make me every single morning when I wake up and every single night I go to bed…because I have and obese wife who I am waiting eagerly to lose out to her obesity…because the smells and the apnea are killing me more than my drinking..

But this Tess Holliday is legit. Meaning…she’s fat as fuck…which is disgusting and unhealthy..and eveyrthing I would want from a plus sized model…because America is fat and using girls Kate Upton size as plus sized models to cater to fat women everywhere, which is everywhere…

This Tess Holliday is a real massive model…like the kind of girl with health issues from being so plus sized…celebrating obesity and premature deal plus sized and a cross section of our society obese…and sure that may be a horrible message to send the kids, but a great message to send to all the other plus sized models…who aren’t this plus sized…but I guess a sumo wrestling match could have solved that…

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2015

15

May

Hannah Ferguson for SI Summer Series of the Day

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I guess Sports Illustrated realizes that they should do a Swimsuit issue every month because it is the only thing that makes Sports Illustrated matter, especially after Victoria’s Secret secured a summer Swim show, like the Holiday lingerie show all the white trash who still watch TV get excited about…while the execs at SI are just shaking their fists in the air saying “this should be us”….

Anyway, her name is Hannah Ferguson, she’s one of their new models, and here she is in standard bikini pics that you’ve probably seen emulated by every single shameless girl on internet who poses like this on her instagram….only this one is a legit model…even though she’s not getting paid…

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2015

15

May

SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day

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Remember there was something called the Fappening…that no one really gave a fuck about…because people generally don’t give a fuck these days about anything but maybe people in their immediate circle naked…it’s like “Oh Jennifer Lawrence nude selfie, cool, who cares”….kind of generation…when I’m from a generation of “OMG Paris Hilton Flashed her Thong”…and people would take for the fucking year…

Anyway…she’s been cast as Supergirl…and I guess it is important to see her in her element…with condom…which is so rare these days and not very representative of a super girl attitude that all the hookers I know who don’t use condoms and let dudes cum in them think they have…

Doesn’t matter….you can google her nudes….

Posted in:NSFW

2015

15

May

RuPaul Grabbing Amber Rose’s Tranny ASs of the Day

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Amber Rose doesn’t matter. She’s just some groupie who was in the right scene at the right time allowing her to get burned through by many many many hip hop acts, before Kaney brought her to light as his girlfriend, to which everyone laughed because everyone knows Kanye is gay and it would be just like a gay dude to get the sluttiest slut in the scene to be his chick…to keep things authentic..

Well, since Kanye she’s got her meal ticket baby from another rapper, as these girls do, and has continued to use Kanye to get attention well after he made her matter, in a “doesn’t this clown move on with her life”…but rather keeps using the one thing that worked…

And now, thanks to some twitter fights with the Kardashians, who probably manage her since all this shit is fake…she’s on E!…the Kardashian Network…getting her ass grabbed by RuPaul…and it’s fucking weird…

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2015

15

May

Female Crackhead Wants Her Vagina Waxed in DTLA and Other Videos of the Day

Topless Protesters

Wedding Dress Almost Drowns the Bride

Guy on Drugs on Bus…

Ridiculous ATM Theif

Dog VS Shower

Armless Archer VS Kellogs

This Will Blow Your Mind – 51 Year Old Kills 15 Year Old for Not Having Sex with Him…What the fuck

Bull Fighter Gets Mauled For Being an Asshole

Girl With the Longest Tongue

Drunk Driver Ejected from his Car

Weird Gang Shoot Out

The Sex Doll Repair Man is Back from 2007

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2015

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Do you ever….get a hot, young tight bodied college girl on facetime or cam after convincing her to grow out her Bush for you…because you have and always will love bush and appreciate that bush is making a comeback and girls are open to the idea of it after years of being brain washed that it was gross…the under 25 year olds get the importance of bush…only to fall asleep when she’s about to spread her ass…thanks to sleep apnea..alcoholism and overall bad health?

Yeah…me too…

Things that Bounce
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In Case You Missed it – Hilary Duff’s Tinder Ad
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Conan Says He’ll Get Naked for Letterman
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Lena Dunham’s Friend in Panties
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Some Greased Up Bitch
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So Many 90s Celebs
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Huge Fucking Tits
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Pretty to the Point Mad Max Review
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Pizza Emoji App by Dominos..
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Melissa Rivers VS Kathy Griffen over Joan Rivers..
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Fame Whores of the Day
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Lindsay Lohan Fitness
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Pablo Escobar Movie is Happening…
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2015

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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For an anti social person who generally hates most things and most people I have a lot of followers on social media…you know an antisocial social media whore….

However, for the single longest running internet failure…I really don’t have nearly enough followers on social media and it is a constant reminder that after 11 years at this…I am still irrelevant, insignificant and even one hit wonders who did one dumb thing on the internet that took 10 minutes or less of their time…a more important…

With that cry for help… FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM – I POST BABES – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Then click these links…while I go watch girls snapchat their baths…because I guess they don’t like being alone…when they bathe…but they also don’t want me there with them jerking off in the corner…jerks…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hilary Duff’s New Music Video is Paid for By Tinder..
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Hey Girls – Burn That Bra
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Slutty Surfing Ass
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Breast Feeding Florida Woman of the day
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The Voice of Everyone on the Simpsons is Quitting the Simpsons
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Nicole Murphy Fat Ass in a Bikini
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Brad Cooper – Making Out With Irina
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Anna Kendrick Dress..
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Paris Hilton is Queen of Everythere
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Slut of the Day
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Megan Fox Action Shot!
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Salma Hayek Huge Tits…
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Dad Scares Baby in Belly…
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Hot Asses in Hats
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Christina Milian Big Tits
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Selma Blair Legs…
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Pig is Running for Mayor Against a Pig
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Charlize Theron Hot Enough
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Rosie Huntington Legs
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Cannes Red Carpet
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Bella Hadid Holding Her Tits
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Margot Robbie Fat on Set
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Fisty Camper
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Lindsay Lohan Does Community Service
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Lindsay Lohan NYC Nupples
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Fox is Doing their Own Daily Show
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Lena Duham is Into Fitness
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The Moment Your Team Loses and You’re Paying Your Bill
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The Guy Who Hates Electronics
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Ellie Goulding Bra…
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Katharine McPhee Legs…
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Patrick Dempsey Fucked an Intern
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Charlize Theron in Yellow Dress…
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Smoker of the Day
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Charli XCX See Through
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Salma Hayek Big Ass in a Dress
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Misheard Disney Lyrics
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Survivor Eyebrows of the Day
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The Couple that Recreates Romance Novels is MAmazin
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Girl and Her Toys
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Mom is that You?
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Greek Trash
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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This is a Terrible Video….
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A Little Milking Session
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I’m In the Mood for Cucumber
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A Collection of Instagram Hookers
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Th Porno Kim Kardashian
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Kendra Suderland is My Kind of Whore
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Weird Gummy Bear Animation…
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Hepatitis Water Slide of the Day
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Just Filling Up the Diaper
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Real Good Selfie..
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Juust a Cute Girl Destroying Her Vagina
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Amazing Tits…
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Bride Tries to Kill Herself…
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Really Huge Tits
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Just a Collection of Naughty Videos…
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Flexible as Fuck
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The Hottest Webcam
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Really Amazing Girl at the Gym
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

14

May

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape CLIP of the Day

One of my biggest life fails was not going to a Courtney Stodden Halloween party I was invited to many years ago when she was just tabloid fodder that people were buying into…


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But I knew that based on her stripper looking pornstar vibes…coupled with pretending she was 16 to get press while dating some barely a celebrity celebrity…that her sex tape was just a matter of time…


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She was a whore to the media…a whore to the world….and when no one officially cared…the stars alligned and she did what she had to do…


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I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life…or at least since I first heard about her…because it was obvious….and I guess as her number one fan…this is exciting stuff….and I just can’t wait to see the whole thing…


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Sure she’s no squirting anal queen like farrah…but she’s still fucking magical…and not just because of her circus like clown car tits…


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All this to say…good things happen to those who wait….

Thank you TO SEE MORE VIVID.com for making dreams come true…but next time lets have more gaping desperation….we like our sex tapes grimey…and sad…this is just cute and big boobed…which I guess is nice in this throat fucking era…


Click Here To see BACKDOOR FARRAH 2 and BACKDOOR FARRAH SQUIRT


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