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2015

18

May

The Louis CK SNL Monologue of the Day

I don’t watch comedy shows because I don’t believe in laughter..which is probably why I am not very funny, but I’ve been told countless times that Louis CK is the most interesting to watch because he shits on the human condition which is something I like doing…but with far less success…

But I saw this video in my Facebook feed last night…and it was some scandal around SNL monologue and figured “how bad could this be”…since SNL is a pile of shit that hasn’t been funny…since the 70s…

That said, the scandal was that he did a bit on child molesters in the 70s, which everyone who grew up in the 70s can relate to, where the child molesters were obvious about child molesting, whether they were teachers or bus drivers…parents were just different then and didn’t believe you if you told them your teacher tried to shove their cock down your throat…or they would say you deserved it if your teacher spanked you…it was insane..

Also, the girl or guy who wasn’t molested when their friend or sister was by the molester…did get a complex…

And lastly, child molesters…do really love child molesting, that’s why they molest kids because they know the outcome of molesting a kid when they get caught…and their vision is cloudy like when you fuck a hooker without a condom and you know “I shouldn’t do this but I love doing this…

So what’s the fucking problem…it is what it is..and if anything this is one of the best thing I’ve seen televised…so stop your fucking holier than thou bitching…it’s like people who freak out about AIDS jokes and Rape jokes in public but you know behind the scenes love that shit…

Point being..this is great.

Posted in:Videos

2015

18

May

Taylor Swift’s New Video of the Day

The entertainment industry is just one fucking cheesy lie….filled with people used to sell product to idiots consumers who think they are amazing…for no reason other than being marketed aggressive to their weak fucking minds…

So these puppets all stick together because it is important for their own careers…and Taylor Swift, who for the record I do find hot and slutty…because well…she’s tall and skinny and a slut…who knows how to brain wash the masses, which is hot in and of itself…and has become the biggest fucking thing in the industry,..leading to a bunch of latch ons to participate in her bullshit…to help make it the biggest thing…that I guess Billboard paid for the exclusive of, because they had a really low grade award show that premiered this shit…

Anyway…this is what is happening in pop culture right now…every “it” person and pig Lena Dunham…in leather..set to a shitty fucking song…..not fun…but pretty fucking gangster of Kendrick Lamar…like selling drugs in the streets…only way fucking gayer…

Fuck this noise…

Here she is Kissing Calvin Harris…Who Used to Fuck Rita Ora…because Hollywood is Herpes Filled Incest..

CALVIN

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2015

18

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is a National Holiday in Canada which means more maple syrup sucking assholes with their colorful money to get in my fucking way….

That said…at least the girls are slutty, trashy and desperate for some kind of escape…because stripping can’t last forever…

Why the fuck isn’t there a beach here…I haven’t seen any bitches in bikinis in what must be a decade…

Fucking Canada…while Fucking Canada…Look Down To See Some Morning Links…while I’d Rather be Sleeping..

Taylor Swifts New Stupid Video..
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Iggy Azalea Has a New Face
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Julia Pereira is Amazing
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Prom Invite of the Day
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The First 21 Days of a Bee’s Life
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Mitt Romney Boxing is Fucking Weird
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Girls Sticking their Tongues Out
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Christina Milian Bikini
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Girls in Mesh Shirts…
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Latest Scenes from Suicide Squad
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Get Your Drink On…
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Truck VS Bollard
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Cute Bunny Wants Milk
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Failed pick up line of the day “how many guys have you had sex with. I need to know whether I need to eat you out with Saran Wrap or not”

That makes me want some Starbucks…

No that makes me want hooker Joanna Krupa’s Nude Pic on Social Media…

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No that makes me want to eat at the gynocology restaurant….

No that makes me want you to follow me on @drunkenstepfather – Instagram

That said…I am still not over the COURTNEY STODDEN SEX TAPE THAT HAS NO SEX – BUT THAT SHOWS OFF HER TITS – THAT ARE HUGE – BUT STILL NOT GETTING FUCKED – MAKING IT LESS OF A SEX TAPE AND MORE OF A CRY FOR ATTENTION BEFORE HER LOW LEVEL FAME OFFICIALLY DRIES UP AND SHE GOES BACK TO BEING AN ESCORT It’s like why didn’t she go hardcore…or why didn’t she doe this when her fame peaked…I had things to buy with that sex tape money…like a Yacht…

Here are some links…

Hot Girls with Messy Rooms
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Alex Trekek on Eating Too Many Pot Brownies..
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Alan Thicke Listens to Robin THicke While Boning
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Kaleigh Sperry Ass in a Thong
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Joanna Krupa Naked on Instagram
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Mayweather is Subtle
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Emma Stone in Cannes
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Kendall Jenner’s Awesome ASs
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Heidi Montag’s Tits
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Slut of the Day
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Starbucks Manager Loses it on Customers
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Why So Serious Gigi
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Phoebe Price Lives.
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Naked Chick in a Movie
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Fame Whore Naked of the Day
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Christina Milian in a Bikini…
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Japanese Game Show of the Day
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Mirror Selfies
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Christine Lakin Cleavage….
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Elsa Hosk Topless…
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Bill Cosby on Rape
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Starbucks Hacker Goatse’s a Billboard…
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Social Media Celebs…
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Collin Farrell Lives
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Video of Black Dude Telling Dude He Can’t Breathe Before he Dies..
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Miley Performming Topless…
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90s Celebs
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Page 3 Sluts…
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Minka Kelly’s Hot Ass in Jeans
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Nicole Murphy’s Tropical Bikini
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Nicole Murphy Vag Shot
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Johnny Depp’s Dogs are Saved
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Black ghetto bitches broadcast from their dirty ghettoes:
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Some Girl and Her Toys
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Skinny Model of the Day
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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What the Hell is Going on Here
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Girl in the Garden
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Cucumbering
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Lesbians are People Too
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Bedroom Strip
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Amazing Great Tits
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I Like Me Some Miley Nipples
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Love 3D is My Kind of Art Movie
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Nicole Aniston on her Boob JOb
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The Hottest Webcam
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

15

May

Emma Stone Cannes Hosiery Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if you virgin losers can handle this….Emma Stone hosiery…thanks to the wind in Cannes blowing up her dress to show her thigh high pantyhose…and the reality is that I am not a virgin loser, I am just a loser…who doesn’t even like Emma Stone, or think she’s hot, or that she matters…but for some reason…a reason I call loving lingerie..being exposed due to nature…a fetish I’ve had for a long time…I think this is amazing…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2015

15

May

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is the ethnically ambiguous Disney Star everyone, loves because she leaked nude pics while on Disney back when nude pics were scandalous and could get a girl fired…but didn’t because she’s spun that so good with her team of over paid execs…and by everyone I mean me, because she had bush in an era of no bush, proving that she was probably lazy, or just too hairy to manage and the world slaughtered her for being a little squirrel in her panties, but I fucking loved it, until her legal team said she was 17, at which point I erased it from my memory…even though I think they were lying..

That said, she has a sister, and here they are in bathing suits, because I guess they are swimmers…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2015

15

May

Nicki Minaj in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Nicki Minaj wore a see through dress, that isn’t quite see through, but more see through as a concept, so that it’s “edgy” enough to get people to talk about but not see through enough for me to see her dick.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2015

15

May

Miranda Kerr has Cleavage of the Day

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The highlight of Miranda Kerr is that Victoria’s Secret fired her for fucking Justin Beiber…at least that’s what I heard from someone who worked with her management a few years ago, because even they found it fucking hysterical…I mean what a stupid reason to get fired from pretty fucking easy marketing and money for yourself…one night with a twink..what the fuck…what an idiot..

That said, she’s faded into obscurity, despite having new tits…and being the spokesperson for Victoria’s Secret’s low level competition and icecream…and here she is showing her tits…but more interestingly…showing a slit in her dress…high enough for us to see where Bieber marked his territory before destroying her career with his dick…

She’s still hot…but I like stutty moms…so I’m biased…

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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2015

15

May

Wanda Orme for TREATS! of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Wanda Orme and according to her instagram…. either has anyone else…but the dudes at TREATS! Magazines found her wherever they find their LA chicks who get naked for their fashion shoots, to get into the circle of exclusive parties and dates with really rich LA dudes who invested in TREATS! like the facebook Twins…and other dudes who like fresh pussy served to them as models rather than sugar babies…or hookers…because it feels more authentic…

Either way, she’s amazing.

Posted in:Wanda Orme

2015

15

May

Sophie Marceau Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know who Sophie Marceau…but she sounds French…so I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out of her panties as the wind blows up her skirt at Cannes…because bush…is the best thing about French girls…besides their shitty attitudes, their tits on the beach, croissants…and anal sex on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be a date…

Posted in:Sophie Marceau