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2015

14

May

Alexis Ren in Underwear of the Day

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Alexis Ren is some new It Girl hustler…who poses in photos half naked…and takes those half naked pics and posts them because when you have a hot 18 year old body and a dream…you do what you gotta do to get famous, paid and to live that life of amazing everyone wishes they had but are too lazy to strip down and take selfies to get…I mean that and date rich dudes, flirt with brand managers, and do the hustle you gotta do to fucking make it…

I am a fan…because I like when one girl replaces another girl…in this flimsy world all these people work so hard to be a part of…and who get overpaid for their 5 minutes of being a part of it…

I feel like I’ve Posted these already..

Posted in:Alexis Ren

2015

14

May

Matt Colombo Shoots Nipples and Armpit Hair of the Day

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Here’s a photographer named Matt Colombo who is showing us everything every asian girl I have tried to have sex with but who has rejected me because they didn’t like that I was trying to speak to them in binary code, like they were robots, because I believe Asians are robots, except when I go to Chinese Restaurants and they don’t understand my order, in which case…I just assume they are defective robots…have told me…

Which is that they don’t have any body hair at all even if they tried to grow it out…hairless…all part of being hyper evolved…except when dealing with the guy at the Chinese restaurant who doesn’t understand “Hot Sauce”…

That said, I guess this Asian could be non Asian…and I guess this armpit hair could be native, mexican or any other ambiguous ethnicity…but more importantly…I guess this armpit hair is that of a feminist..because this is the style now…and when contrasted against hipster tits…it makes it a struggle to not want to get in there and start feeding like an infant…

Here are the pics…

To See His Work Matt Colombo

Posted in:Photos

2015

14

May

stepGIRLS and Art Provocative Collaboration of the Day

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I give photographer ART PROVOCATIVE a lot of love…partially because he takes a lot of hot pics of girls..but mainly because I have an Australian chick fetish, because besides the trashy accent, they like to get wasted, fuck and are often times…really fucking hot bodied…leading me to one of their photographers…who is dialed in with both the sex workers and just the everyday babes…who I want to apply sunscreen to before they turn into the leathery faces Australia is known for…you know just me licking the hot wasted spawn of some outcast criminals who were shipped there when the country started….

Anyway…it was only natural for us to do a collaboration with @step_Girls because as a stepgirls get noticed…and stepfather, I am very proud of my step girls…

Here are the pics from the shoot…

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVES

2015

14

May

Walmart Employee Against Racism and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Man Gets Arrested

Cop Pepper Sprays Handcuffed Kids

Nerds…

Asshole of the Day

EMT Volunteer VS Traffic

Hammer Guy Gets Shot

Weird Accident of the DAy

These Guys are Such Idiots

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

14

May

MOrning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever look at all the pussy pics in your phone and try to figure out who the pussy belongs to…happens to me ALL the time…that doesn’t make me a pimp…just a creep.

Here are some Morning Links…

Lookin’ At Tits
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The Craft Remake is Happening
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Big Stupid Ass of the Day
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Cat Wants to Become a Fish
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Fame Whores in a Bikini
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Midnight Parkour Stunts…
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Fame Whores in a Bikini
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Johnny Depp – Yorkie Smuggler
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Hot Asses in Hats
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes…all you gotta do is dance…

Other times…all you gotta do is masturbate to girls who dance…or throw dollars at them…because masturbating will get the biker bouncer to beat you up….and it’s not work it..

Today is neither a dance day or a masturbating day…it is just a day…like every other day…and here are some steplinks…comin’ in like clockwork…

David Duchovny and GIllian Anderson Make Out
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So Many Awesome Fucking Asses
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Theo Huxtable To Play OJ
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Chrissy Teigen See Through…Who Cares…
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Cate Blanchett May Have Dyked Out…
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Scarlett JOhansson has a Perfect Body…According to Fatness
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Arianny Celeste Titty Pic
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Ambulance Driver…
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Kelli Garner Ass
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Dude Get Time for Killing Stepfather with Atomic Wedgie
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass Implants Dyed Blonde
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Miley and Riahnna Partying
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Dakota Fanning
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Jumps Out of Plane Without Parachute
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Hooker with Big Tits of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Some Chick Named Keleigh Sperry Bikini…
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John Travolta’s Beaver Head
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Katherine Jenkins Hard Nipple
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Blake Lively Mom Tits
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Chrissy Teigen Panty Flash
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22 J.Lo Booty Pics
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Hot Slutty Sports Fans
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Emily Clarke in Harper’s
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Beyonce See Through in 2003
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Lindsay Lohan’s Community Service Protest…
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Girls Eating Ice Cream
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Some Lupita
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Lea Michele in a Tight Dress
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Cambodian TV Seems Insane
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Vanessa Hudgens Tits..
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Trailer for Supergirl…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Greek Trashy Girls…
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Gush Gush Pass
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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Pissing Girl on the Move…
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Oh Lesbians
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Jenny Smith Big Tits
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70s Party
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Fun at the Gym
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Failed Models…
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Fucking in the Parking Lot
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Behind the Scenes with a Slut
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Weirdo GIrls…
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Alexis Silver Strips!
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The Hottest Webcam
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

13

May

Britney Spears and Some Fake Trash Music Video of the Day

Here’s the BRitney and Iggy video that I like to call two desperates leveraging each other, one to secure her place in the world to ensure not being a one hit wonder, when we know that girl was hit a lot of times from a lot of different people to get that hit song…because she’s a whore from Australia with a novelty act that suburbia like….and the other is Britney Spears, who is just some used up puppet that you can’t help but love because she’s a crazy person…that her family needs to keep earning…

I guess this is some Samsung sponsored shit…because everything is an ad campaign…people getting paid…and idiots like us consuming it…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2015

13

May

Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in..

We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares..

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Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

13

May

Rihanna for Dior of the Day

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Rihanna pulled out her tit for Dior….because that is fashion…

Take a cute girl from a third world country, who’s father is some garbage man who lives in a shanty and exploit her for the personal gain of the brand…because some other dude exploited her named Jay Z…making them all a ton of fucking money…including the girls from the third world country who had planned a life of poverty changing bed sheets at a resort and turning tricks to the right guests…before being made rich as fuck…by making other people rich as fuck…cuz that’s what happens when you’re from the third world…

Posted in:Rihanna

2015

13

May

Emily Rat Cow Tries to Kate Upton of the Day

The only problem with Emily Ratajkowski is her face…I mean that and her shitty attitude where she assumes that she’s important because she’s got great tits that I am pretty sure are just expensive implants…because I’ve seen expensive implants and they look like this….not to mention a homie who worked at a dematologist office told me Emily Ratajkowski got her lips done there…not that her lip’s authenticity make her any more talented, interesting, capable of carrying a career..

She’s a young girl who got naked in a music video and thanks to the power of the internet…she got in a movie…and may get in a few more…because hot girls in movies don’t need talent, just ask Alba…

But all I see is a glorified Tila Tequila…who’s instagram dance is not one of her last attempts…but that should be…because we’re bored of her…

Useless and telentless never had such good tits.

Posted in:Emily Ratijkowski