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2015

13

May

Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day

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For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are…

The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB:


A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way.

According to the Cannes festival:


January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her.

Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes…

Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN….

Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking…

I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool…

Here are the posters..

Posted in:Film

2015

13

May

Kendall Jenner Does Jenner of the Day

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Kendall Jenner wore some denim in some campaign that allows her to tell people that she’s an actual model…when really brands only use her because she has a massive following and it’s like buying an ad in Teen Vogue or some other shit kids used to read in the 90s when models didn’t have their own platform to reach people because models didn’t fucking matter they were just support to articles and vehicles to sell product instead of being a product…and as much as I think the Kardashians are repulsive and horrible….I’ll still stare at this young ass in tight pants…because why the fuck not…it’s not her fault the world is fucked, the media is fucked, her mom is fucked…and social media happened…it’s not like she’s worked a day in her life for this dream to come true…she’s just coasting and I guess you would too..but you don’t matter…and she does..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

13

May

Eniko Mihalik for Numero of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a hard faced model…who is in the latest issue of Numero magazine and they made a video with her tits….and it’s ok, it’s fashion and porny enough for me to watch it..because if you’re going to make a lot of money modeling instead of doing a regular job, and you’re tall enough that you don’t have to do porn, and you have agents and management that aren’t pimps and sex trade mobsters, allowing you to still get naked…but under a classy light…even though it is still topless…then I support all your hard work…because who wants to see gutter porn chicks naked when you can see legit models naked…even if they have hard faces…they still aren’t porn chicks being naked…even if there is a very fine line…

WHat I am trying to say is that I am a fan of nipples…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2015

13

May

Selena Gomez Tits for Adidas of the Day

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This is how chubby Selena Gomez…in her sports ba…showing off her thickness…but more importantly showing you how to make a million dollars with a brand that is using her as a spokesperson for the brand…by doing google hangout’s for Adidas…like a dancing monkey and I don’t understand how the general public can be so blind to these puppets, like they love these people so much for no rational reason other than their live’s suck…so that when these idiots post nonsense about brands, these idiots jump and down with job..

It’s like why the fuck does it take a brand to have Selena Gomez interact with her fans on the internet…because she gets paid to be good to the people who pay her cunt ass..

It’s pretty disgusting…but I’m sure her implants aren’t that Bad..

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

13

May

Edie Campbell for Interview of the Day

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I don’t know what Edie Campbell but I do know that she’s a model in Black and white…not naked as models are supposed to be…and that I downloaded the pictures expecting some amazing and inspiring fashion shoot that addresses the state of the nation in some social economic political irony…but that is just a mode in black and white…Should I bother posting? I guess I’m in too deep…and she’s skinny and in a bikini…that works…but could be better….if it was more pornographic…can’t always get what we want can we…

Posted in:Edie Campbell

2015

13

May

Ashley Benson’s Back Finds California of the Day

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Ashley Benson is very famous because she’s on some kid’s show that I’ve never seen but think has some Degrassi feel, without the Drake, that talks about real high school issues like herpes, fucking older dudes off the internet, getting your morning after pill, and gang bangs, bisexuality, anal retaining you vagina virginity, and eating out your friends at a sleep over…because it’s 2015…

You know another 40 something, playing a 15 year old like she was Luke Perry and this was 90210..

I guess her other claim to fame was having a threesome with James Franco in Spring Breakers….in the pool…making out with Vanessa Hudgens….while grabbing at their 10 pounds too fat to be in a bikini but it’s 2015…everyone is fat…

All this to say..I like her..

A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2015

13

May

Nina Dobrev is Athletic for SELF of the Day

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Canadian Nina Dobrev…from Vampire Diaries…who cares…

Did Shape Magazine…in fitness gear…who cares….

I could probably outline tens of thousands of more important things than some second string actress who probably has a shitty attitude..because that’s what actors have…in some second rate magazine…all for the sake of monetizing their bullshit content no one actually needs but it makes for a nice distraction for life…and really not even that nice of a distraction from life…because I can assume only her friends and family are like “cool she’s in a magazine”…or maybe her PR team she was about to fire because no one cares about Nina Dobrev…pretending this is a big deal because they like their 5,000 dollar a month retainer she pays them….but it’s SELF magazine, this is insignificant…yet for some reason…I am posting it..

I guess what it comes down to is…what’s wrong with me….more on this in the 30,000 or more blog posts I’ve written the last 11 years…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2015

13

May

Classy Lady VS Store and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Stripped Topless for Sleeping with Another Woman’s Dude

Truck Explosion in Russia

Rally Car Jump

This is Why You Need to Use Uber

102 Year Old Blowing Out Candles Can Probably Suck Good Dick

Failed Sneaky Asshole

Toronto Reporter Confronts FHRITP Dudes

Kids Dancing with Dead Cats…

Dude Mugs a 7 Year old…GOALS

Digusting Beard Shave…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is not much more satisfying in life…than going to a coffee shop with a girl you just had sex with…who is probably in her early 20s and who definitely looks like someone dudes would want to have sex with….at 7 in the morning to grab a coffee…only to see 3 dads carting their kids to daycare getting their coffees…probably 10 years younger than you…where they look at the piece you brought in, look at you, look at their kids, and then give you a thumbs up…

Not that anyone needs reassurance that breeding gets in the way of fuck, sex with young freaks from tinder, and really rapes your soul…

But it’s nice to be acknowledged by idiots who were too scared to be men…but who instead went the safe route…cuz you know they are doubting their entire existence today..

Here are some morning links..it’s 1 pm …I realize that…I am not stupid…I am just lazy

It’s Time for Bikinis…While the World Around Us is Crumbling..
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This Jet Man Shit is Crazy
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Kylie Jenner in a Bra
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Missouri House Speaker Sexts Intern
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Blac Chyna is a Mom…Wonder How That HAppened…
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Birthday Cake Troubles
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Brad Cooper is Doing Limitless Show
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Maria BEllo is Proud to Have Hard Nipples…
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Tiger Woods Cheated – How is This News?
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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15 Sports Figures Doing Good on Camera
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Frisbee Trick Shot
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JEm and the Holigrams is Bad
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Instagram Whore With a Great Ass
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2015

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the last 10-14 hours in a strip club and it turns out that strippers love tattoos as much as they love being grabbed and a paid to fuck random dudes in a back room…and I just don’t understand why or when tattoos affected every asshole who wanted to look like an Ed Hardy shirt or a truck stop bathroom…all covered it doodles and I’d hate the shit if I wasn’t too busy trying to cum in 1 to 2 songs because that’s all I had budgeted…

If you don’t like that story…you can follow my friends at @tophot_angels

Or you can click on these steplinks…

Girls Tugging At Their Clothes
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Jem and the Holigrams Looks Real bad
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Huge Fuckign Tits
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Anna Kendrick Does Russian Roulette with Eggs
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This Dude is Banging a Jackson…and it isn’t Michael…
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Some Useless Whore and her Huge Tits
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J.LO Fucking Casper!
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Dude Gets Knocked Out Twice after Picking Fight
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Taylor Swift Showing Off Her Legs…
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Blac Chyna is Terrifying
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Lies Big Brands Tell Us
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Sometimes You Gotta Carry Heroin in your Vagina
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Aaron Rodgers Drops F-Bomb on Celeb Jeopardy
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Never Stop on the Highway GIF
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Kim Kardashian Body Painted
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Maryland Womam Arrested for Skin Shavings in Roommates Milk
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Oldest Working Nurse
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Caya Hefner Pretty Fucking Naked…
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Lena Dunham…into Fitness…
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1 Year Old Swims
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Trace Cyrus Kicked Out of a Restaurant
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Ultimate Popcorn Machine….
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Another Useless Whore and her Tits
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Ashley Olsen Has Lyme Disease
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Obama Surprising Moms….
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SLut of the Day
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Selena Gomez Bra
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Sandra Lee Has Breast Cancer…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Ass
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Orangutans are Moms to Tiger
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Sarah Jessica Parker Porn
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This is what happens when you steal Old Woman’s Parking Spot…
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First Trailer of the Muppet Show
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And Even One More Useless Whore and her Tits..
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A Couple Jetmen in Dubai
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So Much Side Tits
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Busty Busty Bat Woman
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Naked SLUTS and THEY are Getting Stoned
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Lesbian Sex
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Cute Old Couple
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Fits Like a Glove…
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tits
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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A Bunch of Kim Kardashian Smut
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Failed Models Do Porn
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Where Did I Leave My Dildo
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Yu lika to fucka me? I’m Asian and I’m sexy:
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Massive Amazing Tits
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Weirdest Episode of the Ninja Turtles
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Watch Cartoons Fuck
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Masturbating on the Plane
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Girls in Lineups…
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Crazy Giant Balls…
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Celeb Sex Tapes…
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Security Chick Ends Up Naked
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Japanese Handjob Race
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The Hottest Webcam
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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