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2015

26

May

Sarah Hyland Shows Off Her Booty Progress of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the creepy girl I assume was on hormone therapy thanks to her stage parents trying to extend her youth into a TV series….you know like all the Disney kids who don’t age thanks to Disney being a Nazi Sympathizer and Pedophile back in the 40s…at least according to my grandmother who claims she once sad on his lap while the rest of his creeper staff watched him demonstrate “it’s a small world but if you have enough lube it will fit”…if you know what I mean…but it’s very possible my grandmother was just crazy and making things up, I mean it is perfectly normal for a grown man to like kids enough to make parks and animated content for them….just as every pedophile ever…or Michael Jackson..

All this to say, Sarah Hyland is no longer being abused by her boyfriend she got a restraining order from, but she is at the gym, trying to grow that booty all thanks to Sofia Vergara being a good influence on her in the realm of hooking…

Fitness progress pics are fun!

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2015

26

May

Keeley Hazell Lives of the Day

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Keeley Hazell was once a titty model…you can see HERE ….I am sure if you were to google her, you’d find a lot more of her amazing tits…

Well it turns out that she’s moved to LA in the last little while, and a friend of mine in LA was introduced to her, and he recognized her name and called her out for being a titty model, and she pretended that she was never a titty model, even though the only reasons she’s allowed in the UK is because she’s a titty model, and got a work visa, and the only reason 45,000 people follow her on instagram is because she’s a titty model…but I guess since we’re nice, we can pretend we don’t know her past, and encourage her future career of instagram model that will likely end in rich husband who likes published models…

All this to say, here she is doing the baywatch…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Keeley Hazell

2015

26

May

Miley Cyrus’ 3D Glasses of the DAy

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Here’s some Miley Cyrus in 3D, for those of you who haven’t had enough of Miley Cyrus and her attempt and being weird, because that’s what her marketing team read the kids are into…and that they used tumblr to support their claims…

I just find it offensive…that she’s censored her tits…when showing her tits is all she’s good for…what an asshole move on her part…

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2015

26

May

Nina Serebrova is Amazing of the Day

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The amazing thing about Eastern Europe is the women…they are all magical and amazing to stare at…even if they may or may not have souls thanks to communism, the fall of communism, and I guess their culture of very smart, calculated, scientist type people…

Her name is NINA SEREBROVA and she’s from Belarus model and friend of the site, that we can only hope comes to America to replace the other Belarus models like Irina, only to live the life of fame, luxury and success her naked and amazing everything deserve…

What I am trying to say is that I love me some NINA SEREBROVA …

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2015

26

May

Bella Thorne is in a Bikini of the Day

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The number 1 activity on Memorial Day was girls getting into bikinis….while the number 1 activity for Bella Thorne to do in the next few months of her being 17…is getting into bikinis….there’s just this thing about not quite 18 year olds…being all innocent on the beach…minding their own business..as they frolic for the paparazzi that has no sexual overtones or undertones…and that is really just a girl not trying to give creepy old guys boners…because this isn’t the porn / selfie generation where kids are watching gangbang videos by the first grade…

I know what’s going on here, because I’ve seen in happen for every not quite 18 year old…who’s PR team realizes that all you have to do is be a little half naked…and show off that youthful body..and the world…will be your oyster…at least until you turn 18, at which point people may stop caring…

Either way…here’s an innocent 17 year old…in a bikini…who you shouldn’t sexualize…because that’s not the reason she went to the beach in white bikini bottoms that we can assume are sheer when wet…she went to the beach to just be a normal 17 year old…who just happens to have stage parents pressuring her to make them more money in these final months that they get to keep her money…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

26

May

Just a Babe on a Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

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Dog on the Freeway…

Boss VS Sleeping Employee

Florida Reggae Fest Seems Fun

Just a Dude Throwing Acid on a Girl’s Face Because He Thought She Was Cockblocking Him from a Relationship with her friend….in Italy.

Old Lady VS Escalator

Naked Girl VS Memorial Day VS Campground…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

26

May

stepLINKS / Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was memorial day…so I forgot to post the stepLINKS….we call that being drunk…and passing out at 8 pm….

This is as far as a got with them….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry on Russell Brand.
GO

Tits on TV
GO

So Many Big Fucking Tits…
GO

Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
GO

Female Kickboxer Trolling of the DAy
GO

Bella Thorne in a Bikini
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Sofia Vergara’s Ex Can File of Custody of their Embryos
GO

Black Family Asked to Leave the Neighborhood
GO

Most Oblivious Driver
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Cindy Crawford at LAX
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Hot Sports Wife…
GO

Charli XCX Upskirt
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Lily Collins is Cute
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Pixie Lott – Nip Slip
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Some Fame Whore of the Day
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Jodie Sweetin – Full House Full Tits
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Tove Lo in a Bikini
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Coffee Lowers Erectile Dysfunction
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Dog Tries to Think His Way Through a Problem
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Girl Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
GO

The Abnormally Muscular Kangaroo
GO

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2015

25

May

Jennifer Lawrence’s Fat Ass Walking Her Dog in Montreal of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal….

So am I….

This can go one of three ways, either I “accidentally” bump into her, she falls in love, and I go along with it because I liked her nude selfies and appreciate the K-Fed Hustle..of knocking up someone rich and famous for a life of luxury…..OR…I get arrested for stalking…even though I would never do anything of the sort…but you know these egos think you’re after them when they find you hiding under their beds in a hotel room….OR…I won’t have any interaction with her at all, thanks to not running inot the same circles….

But What I can still do is stare at her ass in leggings…and remember those nudes…that put her on the map for me, because prior to those nudes…she was pretty much invisible in sex appeal…but just some awkward thing getting too much positive affirmation…but those nudes…changed everything. That’s why I think they are staged…

TO SE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2015

25

May

Taylor Swift Singing on her Back of the Day

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Here’s Taylor Swift rocking the mic like a porn chick rocks the dick because she plays the wholesome looking for love kind of girl, it’s good for marketing, when really she’s just looking for dick to fill that emptiness because she’s got everything else she could ever want in life…from money to fame to success..to an audience…and the one thing she can never get too much of is the D.

All this to say, I like her at this angle..

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2015

25

May

Salma Hayek Shows Her Body for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Here’s some Salma Hayek with her big tits busting out of her dress for some magazine, because Salma Hayek is all about the big tits busting out, because the big tits busting out is the skills that I am sure she think god gave her to feed a nation…or at least feed their sexual fantasies…back when tits mattered….before the ass took the fuck over..and in terms of Mexicans…she’s one of the hottest..and I guess more accomplished since most Mexicans I know work as nannies, maids, gardeners, and hotel staff…but I guess it’s because they don’t get them Hayek tits…these Hayek tits..that I probably have masturbated to, but that I think probably only because I was trying to connect with my Mexican mother, who was also a hooker, before dying…

Yay…

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