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2015

27

Apr

Candice Swanepoel is a Mermaid in a Thong of the Day

This is the kind of creepy as fuck selfie I can support, endorse and love, and not just because it is of a Victoria’s Secret model who they imported from South Africa…despite already being rich in South Africa…thanks to being white…

I figure Candice Swanepoel is amazing…on so many levels and she’s famous on so many levels at least as far as a model is concerned…because Victoria’s Secret pushed her brandname out there…but she’s barely made that much noise…she’s just hot as fuck…

So seeing her in this selfie of champions…with a sneaky little ass flash in the mirror behind her…like those weirdos who used to post EBAY listing with nude people in the reflection…you know subtle erotica that’s really not all the subtle when you look at the pic…but that is in black and white so that it is selfie art…

I don’t know..she’s getting old, over exposed, even boring and uninteresting…she hasn’t really blown me or anyone away…probably because she’s had the same boyfriend throughout her career…but she’s still a serious fucking babe…and here’s some video of her swimming like a mermaid to cum to.

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2015

27

Apr

Rihanna is in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Rihanna running around with her thick thighs in a white bikini…that look like they are pushed over to the side revealing what may be a maxi pad…you know from all the spillage that happens with her vagina after years of being in the entertainment industry, you just can’t risk the humiliation of it hitting when in a white bikini after the paparazzi were called…the good news is she’s used some tropical fruit as a diversion…and I am sure there’s some kind of racist joke in there somewhere…but I guess that would only apply if it was a watermelon…or a banana, but if it was a banana I’d be more inclined to think of it as her as using it to practice for her next contract signing…but I guess she’s got ample dick for that…not that Rihanna is all that black…but more importantly, not that we need racist jokes….we are all god’s people..and while staring at Rihanna in a bikini we can clearly state not all created equally…some of us are just sluttier than others…

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Posted in:Rihanna

2015

27

Apr

Iggy Azalea is an Underwear Model of the Day

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The company is called BONDS…and they are clever enough marketers to know that you can either use an underwear model to model your underwear…or you can make some serious fucking noise by using some hooker who has never worn underwear since it got in the way of cock entering her fat girl pussy on her quest to be a popstar…a quest that worked because she’s now rich and famous…despite being from Australia, talentless and fucking annoying…

It’s like put this attention seeking pile of shit…who likely has a pussy that smells like shit…and not just because her botched ass implants make her anus trip…ass to pussy…

Unless she’s clever enough to maintain that shit, since that is her money maker and not her shitty female rapping..that rapes my ears…

All this to say, thank god they photoshopped, but more improtantly…are they selling these used panties on ebay, I’m curious to know if she’s a stinky pussy or a floral pussy…because with hookers…as you know..it can go either way..

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2015

27

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pantsless Picture of the Day

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Apparently…this is Bar Refaeli with no pants on…she posted it on her instagram and I will assume that she has pants on…even though it would make sense that she doesn’t have pants on because she was one of Leo’s original marketing campaign whores…you know his hired girlfriend model to pave the way for all the other models…unless their love was real and turned the big penis homosexual rich as fuck boy wonder to a life of drugs and other models…who would do whatever theyto get the high pay days before falling off into obscurity…like Bar Refaeli…

Only to make a comeback not wearing pants…when they are too old to be noticed..

But this is by no means a pantless picture of the day, because she’s not spread eagled, even though as sexts go, it would be a good opportunity to be spread eagled, as her face isn’t in it..

Either way, I’ll post it…even if it’s boring…

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2015

27

Apr

Rita Ora in a SPorts Bra of the Day

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Bootleg Rihanna,…who also goes by the name Rita Ora…was walking around in her fitness gear…something that I guess would be more erotic if her fitness gear involved slutty booty shorts..like all the instagram fitness models I assume people are jerking off to…but that her doughy thickness may appreciate spandex pants a little more because it covers up and shapes her…but I guess what she really wishes is that they had magical powers and turned her into Rihanna…because that is pretty much what everything she does is telling me she’s after…

All this to say, who cares about Rita Ora…all these tricks are interchangeable…at least that’s what the black rappers who feature them in their songs are thinking…

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2015

27

Apr

Kelly Bensimon’s Shirt of the DAy

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Kelly Bensimon is the bootleg Elle MAcpherson, who married Elle Macpherson’s ex husband, fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, who is probably around 100 years old, but still shooting Maxim amd other magazines, cuz he’s good..and probably has a huge dick, because he’s able to get babes like Elle Macpherson, the first model I remember jerking off to to marry him….or maybe just rich…models love spending rich dude money…it’s some high class escort hustle..

Either way, Kelly Bensimon, has gone on to great things in her divorce, like becoming a socialite on a shitty exploitative even disgusting show about rich old ladies who look like porn chicks…and I guess that wasn’t enough for her…so she’s gone out in public with this pretty appropriate attention seeking shirt..classy.

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2015

27

Apr

Kellie Pickler Done Gone Bikini Vacation of the Day

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Kellie Pickler, is almost an amazing story….

She’s some backwoods, Apalachian hick raised in a cabin with her toothless grandfather…who miraculously ended up on TV, for Simon Cowell…and who miraculously became a pop country star…when really she’s probably just some actor..

You know a hick, who was never impregnated by her father like a real hick is, .who plays up the whole hick thing, cuz everyone has a hot farmer’s daughter fetish…and because hick is relatable in america, since 90 percent of American is hick…fast food eating, walmart shopping, evangelical church listening hicks…

So from coal miners daughter to American Idol to the fake titties on Dancing with the Stars…to still kinda hot in a bikini in the bahamas…that should be happy to be with a cock that isn’t related to her…because she escaped the town…and made it…and really this is Kellie Pickler, who gives a fuck…other than maybe Ryan Seacrest who I believe bought her them tits…prey on the weak, dumb, hot chick new to town who wants to win…kinda thing….

Posted in:Kellie Pickler

2015

27

Apr

Elsa Hosk Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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A video posted by elsa hosk (@hoskelsa) on Apr 26, 2015 at 9:41am PDT

Here’s the new Candice Swanepoel…her name is Elsa Hosk…I’ve been posting her titty pics for a while now…she’s from Europe, so I don’t think titty pics count as titty pics there…but this is America…and America loves tits…tits that Victoria’s Secret has abducted with their money and promises of next leveling a career…tits they will possibly try to hide as much as they can so they don’t piss off their weirdo religious audience…but tits that they will share in cleavage enhancing cheap bra wearing form…because that’s what they fucking do there…

Either way…she’s an ideal woman…more girls should look like this…

Here she is on set of a VS shoot..

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2015

27

Apr

Gigi and Kendall Jenner Celebrate a Tranny Dad’s and Birthdays of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted this Gigi Hadid picture because they are BFF eveyrone…they are up on some new generation Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian bullshit…with their psycho hollywood stage parents…trying to maximize exposure…while possibly hating each other for each other’s success…shit talking each other as these girls do…or just getting together in their local Calabasas hang out spots…after calling the paparazzi..to laugh about how stupid the world is…and how they are collectively winning even though their trust funds would clearly imply that before they were even born they won…because money makes the world go round…

So I guess this is just paving the way of the E! spin off show, as you know Ryan Seacrest who probably fucks Gigi to piss off her dad who probably fucks Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriends…as these LA sugar babies go…and the Kardashians own that network…and it just makes sense based on their shitty following.

The whole thing is dumb..especially when they aren’t posing nude/half nude/etc.

All this to say, it’s nice seeing her celrbrate as her dad…is busy inspiring the world with his story of wearing their panties…

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Kendall Jenner

2015

27

Apr

Martha Hunt Swimsuit Catalog of the Day

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Martha Hunt is one of the last standing American Models…as all the other aspiring American models have turned to instagram to generate following because creating your own audience is the American way of getting the biggest payday you can…you know trying to be some next Kim Kardashian because your ego tells you that you’re interesting enough to pull it off or some shit…rather thay just going the natural course of models and modeling for brands that hire you because you are a certain size and weight spectrum…it’s like everyone is lazy, especially hot girls who have been given everything their entire lives…everyone is entitled…especially hot girls who have been given everything their whole life…everyone wants to be famous…especially hot girls who have been told they are amazing all their lives…those vapid cunts…leaving an opening for actual models…that I guess European and South American and South AFricans are filling now that America has gone social media mad..

So for you patriots look close…here’s one of your own…probably the best your country has to offer….and you know what…it’s pretty fucking good…

Martha Hunt is the future…