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2015

14

Apr

Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day

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People find Chelsea Handler funny….you know a mean spirited, bitter hag comedian making bitchy jokes…can be funny…shocking and get you noticed…

I find Chelsea Handler’s best joke the way she’s been handling not getting the job as David Letterman’s replacement…especially after she likely sucked Les Moonves off at least once…in her rise to fame…

I think these post her tits, post her ass, push the limits of Instagram rules like a “rebel” pretending to be a feminist…is desperation at its finest…because she has money now…

Where as when she was whoring out when launching her career as she worked as a waitress…was just standard…

What it comes down to is that it is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already in private, we’ve already seen your tits…your ass is probably just as played out…post pussy…stop tip toeing on the line of appropriate…shocking…fucking five in you phoney bitch..

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2015

14

Apr

Rosalind Lipsett in a Bikini of the Day

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You may or may not remember Irish bikini model ROSALIND LIPSETT , because she’s not in Sports Illustrated, but thanks to the internet, all the instagram photographers, and really the need for bikini content…everyday…Sports Illustrated doesn’t even fucking matter, it’s just some bullshit stamp of approval for old, washed up, boring models…who figure it mattered in the 90s…so it matters today…and it is a great selling point…

But sometimes the only selling point you need is that you are the hottest thing to ever step out of Ireland, which may not be saying much, because Irish girls have historically been trolls, that’s how the whole Leprechaun thing happened, and the reason they drink…

But this Rosalind girl…she’s just fucking magical….so here’s a little bikini action for you…like it…

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2015

14

Apr

Justin Bieber Gets Choked at Coachella of the Day

I wouldn’t be surprised if Just Bieber paid the Security to put him in a Chokehold at Coachella, because it gives the media something to talk about, makes him seem like the antagonist who doesn’t follow the rules, and may even offer him some low level street cred as less of a celebrity pussy…that everyone wants to fuck…and more of some kind of rebel…

The fact is that people, even people who say they hate Bieber, get boners when he walks in the room, because he’s Bieber, and all this internet hate on a motherfucker, doesn’t change the fact that people are drawn to the motherfucker…

I mean I saw pics from Fashion parties stoked Beiber was at their party, the same people who call him out as a joker that he is…

Either way, here’s a video of Bieber getting what they say is a choke hold…but that I can’t tell because it was shot on a motorola flip phone…

He’s still a lame as fuck…rich as fuck…everyone wants to fuck…but pretend they hate…because he’s Justin Beiber…

So now get excited that he may have been kicked out of a artist section during Drake….

ALl this shit is just silly…

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Posted in:Justin Bieber

2015

14

Apr

Drugged Up Naked Girl and Other Videos of the DAy

Saudi Airline Baggage Handlers

Robber Accidentally Robs a Store his Ex-Mother-In-Law Worked At….

Naked Malaysian Man

Police Chase of the Day

Dumb Runner Celebrates Too Early

How to Feed a Baby

Man Blasted With a Machine Gun…

German Teen Pushes WOman to the Ground

Man Catches his Girl in Bed with a Black Dude…

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2015

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some gay dude once told me…”we’re all a bunch of homos”….wait for it…..”homosapians”…when he was probably trying to get me to pay “prison rape” with him after a night of hard drinking…because gay dudes love fucking straight dudes…even disgusting ones…and I said “jokes like that are gonna get you gay bashed”….and apparently….they did…because he died today.

So leave your stupid jokes to yourself, and I won’t do the same…as stupid jokes are all I know…but they can kill you and will probably kill me…

Here are some morning links…in the morning…

Dennis Quaid Losing His Shit for a Kimmel Prank
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Kate Winslet Cleavage
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Famous Movies Without Greenscreens
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Best Man Speech of the Day
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Dina Lohan is Hawking LIndsay’s Shit….Too Bad Not her Actual Shit…Because I’d Smear That On My Face
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Famewhore in a Bikini of the Day
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks Christians are Most Oprressed Group
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Avengers Family Feud
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The Real Iron Throne
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Elsa Pataky Cleavage
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

14

Apr

Topless Models by Christian Macdonald for Document Journal of the Day

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Here are some “artistic”…fashion nudes..that actually bore the fuck out of me, because the probalem with these “well shot”…concepts…is that they are black and white, boring, and even with nudity…and even if deemed “beautiful”…make me feel absolutely nothing…

But I guess it’s a good way to get girls naked…because ultimately,…when shooting this…the photographer Christian Macdonald saw vag…and really life is about the vag…

The Models include:

Riley Montana, Malaika Firth, Catherine McNeil, Jessica Stam, Amanda Wellsh, Annely Bouma, & Issa Lish

Here’s a better shoot for Document Journal of Lara Stone by Tyrone Lebon…fun!

Posted in:Document Journal

2015

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is a breaking point in every instagram model’s life where she either goes viral for having big tits, and people love big tits…or don’t…

I generally like the instagram models who never go viral, they are the most desperate and easiest to fuck, but I am excited for the pile of instagram models who have gone viral to fall from the top of their instagram game when instagram becomes obsolete, or people realize that these hoes don’t matter, and are really just that..hoes…

All this to say, the best thing about social media will be the fall of Social Media…that gave value to people who should be waitresses at some late night diner…

Fuck you internet…here are some stepLINKS…

Mariah Carey Photoshopped Hard
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Dude Accidentally Shot Mother In Law
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Noah Cyrus Tries to Preach It….
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So Many Big Fucking Tits
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini for Instagram…
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Slut of the Day
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Tori Spelling Fell on a Grill at Benihana
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Sexy Backs
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Scarlett Johansson in Pink
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Emrata Has Tits – But That Doesn’t Mean She Matters
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Kendra Sunderland’s Career is Booming
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46 Reasons to Be Glad You’re Not at Coachella This Year
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Kimberly Garner at Coachella
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Badly Translated DVD Covers
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David Hasselhoff Did Coachella
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J.Lo Lives…
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Chrissy Teigen Tits
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Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram
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Sarah Hyland’s Gettng Violated by Her Boyfriend
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41 Incredible GIFs of How Things Work
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J.Lo Does the MTV Awards
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Brittany Snow Cosmo….
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Fergie and Kendall Jenner at Coachella Weirdness
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Olivia Munn Joins X-Men Apocalypse
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The Coolest Female Firsts in History
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Veronica Sanchez Naked
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Melissa Reeves Cameltoe….
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Kendall Jenner has No Bra…
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Jordan Carver at the Skate Park
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Hugh Jackman Celebrates Best Wife Ever
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Charlie Riina in a Bikini
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Sandra Bullick’s 911 Call
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Naomi Watts Jump Rope
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Farrha Abraham to Become a Plastic Surgeon?
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Busty Chick of the Day
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Nikki Sims Plays with Honey
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Fuck Machine of the Day
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Free live sex without credit card
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Nude in the River
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Body Painted Bitches…
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Twin Sisters Go Lesbian
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Hot Lesbian Ass Massage
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Jessica Szohr Nipples
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12 Minutes of Masturbating
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

13

Apr

Kendall Jenner in a Bikini for Coachella of the Day

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I don’t know if the highlight of Coachella gossip is that Kendall Jenner had Amber Rose kicked out of a party because Kendall Jenner is a media powerhouse who controls who can and can’t go into parties….

I just know these people are all a bunch of fucking idiot media whores crying for attention, trying to stay relevant, abusing their spoiled brat position, all for something that ultimately doesn’t matter at all…

It’s like who gives a fuck about the Kardashians, or Kendall or even Amber Rose…

They do not matter in the grand scheme of your life, my life, humanity…etc…they just represent all evil..

But at least they are doing it in a bikini….

If you’re not into that – here’s Kylie’s ass, that may be ass implants…in a tight dress..

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

13

Apr

Mischa Barton’s Nipslip of the Day

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Mischa Barton was not at Coachella, because she’s 35 and over it…

But there was a time when Mischa Barton was Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virginss…

I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…which is really where she peaked….

She’s a survivor…because there was a point in time she really looked like she was going to die..then she got really fat….and now she’s back…for Coachella, not at Coachella, with nipples…because she’s a human and humans have nipples…

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Posted in:Mischa Barton

2015

13

Apr

Jojo’s Bikini of the Day

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Jojo Levesque was some Boston based poor white trash forced to live in the ghetto before being sold to the entertaiment industry…where she had one or two hits that I am sure very few people remember..but people may remember thinking of her as Jailbait on some Avril Lavigne kick…before she turned 18, was no longer Jailbait, and thus forgotten because people saw what she was actually….not hot…

She then spent a decade dating black dudes…before slowly making a comeback…a comeback that to date has been uneventful…but that today has become eventful…thanks to a red bikini and a proper pose…

I mean…shit…this is good social media hustle..showing us why the black dudes like her so much…seriously..I’m into this kind of hip hop video vixen instagram life…it’s pretty much what instagram is all about…and I get it..

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