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2015

30

Apr

Kate Upton’s Diet Plan of the Day

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I just read Kate Upton’s diet plan….according to Kate Upton for the sake of some interview with a magazine…a diet she claims she sticks to religiously…because like all emotional eaters…they lie about what they eat and hide the candybars, and in Kate Upton’s case…all you can eat buffet visits..binging…a secret…you know the kind of girl who gets in costume to hit up Cheesecake factory where she doubles down some blackout cake..or whatever it is she stuffs her face with…

Because I’m no nutritionist, or hormone/metabolism specialist…but if this girl is only eating this:

Upton starts her day with scrambled eggs (one white, one whole) and green tea. For a snack she eats 10 raw almonds with a green juice. Then for lunchtime it is quinoa with grilled chicken and vegetables. Her 4 p.m. afternoon snack is a protein bar while dinner is a sashimi or kale salad with grilled salmon and cashews.

Even in one sitting…then why does she look like this?

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2015

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I believe in romance, that’s why I take viagra when I sext strangers because I want to be honest when I pretend to want their pussies…because I actually don’t since the girls who sext me…are pretty gross…and I need all the help I can get to get through it…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…even though it is the afternoon….

A Bunch of Redheads
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Jennifer Gunt
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Courtney Stodden Sold Tape
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Nicki Minaj Whale Tale of the Day
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Mayweather Making Extra Cash
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Rosie Spends All Day All day Drinking and Smoking Weed
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Tennessee School Serves Kids Meat from 2009
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Real Girls Who Like Money are Better than Escorts Who Charge By the Hour….
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First Triple Backflip on a Motorcycle
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Cat of the Day
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See Peter Griffen Fuck Meg Griffen While The Dog Licks Her ass….or some shit..
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Jonah Hill VS Obesity
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Babes in Sunglasses
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Claudia ROmani – Anus
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Chocolate City Will be Your Favorite Movie
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Some People Don’t Understand the Gym…
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MAtthew Perry Talks Watching Porn
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Kristen Wiig Did Full Frontal….
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All the Hottest Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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2015

30

Apr

New Jersey Crackhead is Heartbroken and Other Videos of the Day

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Pissed Off Bull of the Day

Hood Fight…

Japanese Gameshow of the Day – How Far Can you Spread Your Legs

Naked Woman in Front of the Truck

TV Host Gets Naked for Ronaldo..

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2015

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Telling a girl you wish you were an UBER driver so that you could pick her up and know her number and where she lives, and following it up with you can’t be one because you have a DUI and one too many restraining orders….is an awful way to get sex…that’s why you shouldn’t ask for it, you should just take what is rightfully yours….right?

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Much Ass
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Mariah Carey’s Best Friend is Dolphin named Osborne
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Ryan Phillipe in a New Marvel Show
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Kristen Wiig Topless
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Khloe Kardashian Massive Ass Implants
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Latina Bikini Ass of the DAy
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Anne Julie in Lingerie
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Miley Still Fucks Her Ex
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Jessica Alba in a Magazine
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Megan Fox is Weird as Fuck for TMNT
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Calvin Harris Loves Tara Reid’s Pussy
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School Cafeteria Horror Stories
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Impressive Party Trick….
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Maitland Ward is a Monster
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Topless Sunbather
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Best Celeb Butts
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Fan Girls
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Very Thirsty Drunk Fame Whores
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Female 21 Jump Street
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Snapchats from Your Cat
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Kristen Stewart Hates Being Famous
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Cats Scared of Toaster
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Pam Anderson
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Pokies at Wondercon
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Orioles VS the Riots
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Gerald in Baltimore
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35 Celebrities Who Were Caught Lying
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Strong Wind Knock Over Train….
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Olivia Munn Sucks…Literally
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Giant Hail Shatter Windshield….
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Slut of the Day
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British Trash VS British Trash
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Merica!
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THese Girls ARen’t Escorts But Can Be Bought
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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Big Tits in a Nurse Outfit
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Girls Massaging Each Other’s Asses
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This is Terrifying
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Busty ex-girlfriends and wives show it all on cam
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Coco And Her Sister
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Sister Piss
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Cartoons Have Sex….
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Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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This is Also Terrifying
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Naked in a Commercial of the DAy
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I like to watch Celebs FUCK
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Teacher Slaps Student
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The Hottest Webcam
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Interesting Way to Smoke
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Pajama strip
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Library Girl on Naked News
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Live anal sex on webcam, watch the nastyness:
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HOT SLUTS NAKED ANG GETTING STONED !
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Naked for Frederic Pinet of the Day

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I am not really a fan of any of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models…

I find them to be the lowest hanging fruit in the model world, even if the occasional one is amazing, like Irina Shayk who used it to get into the industry and/or to get a Visa into the country…to live out her dreams..of top tier sugar baby….

I think the Sports Illustrated audience is trashy..and that the standards of women have dropped because o fthat..and I think people like Nina Agdal, who have a great body in pictures, just have no business really being celebrated bikini models…

So it is nice to see her naked, even if censored, by FREDERIC PINET …for an art show of some sort…and you know the uncensored pics are out there and will happen…because she looks way better naked…than in a bikini…because naked allows me to ignore her possibly retard head…and focus on what matters…that vagina that got her in this industry to begin with…

Here are the pics..

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2015

29

Apr

Kendall Jenner Riding a Great Dane for V Magazine of the Day

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While Kendall Jenner’s dad is winning the heart of America by either becoming a woman, or pretending to become a woman, all for the sake of ratings…which is something I wouldn’t put past that horrible, money making, opportunist family…and he could be a better actor than Kim was when getting peed on in a sex tape to strategically position the family for the empire they’ve built today…

His daughter, who we can hope has daddy issues, who plays model because she has a huge audience and can, because brands and people are down to work with her…since she drives traffic their way….was riding a great dane…

Funny how these things work out…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

29

Apr

Tara Reid’s Squattng Purple Miscarriage T-Shirt of the Day

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It is safe to say that Tara Reid is one of those famous girls who got fully absorbed by the industry and caught up in the party..only to get shitty fake tits…that everyone laughed at…forcing her into the rich person circuit of never ending party…that left her skinny, scary, possibly pre-menopausal…cuz her starvation threw off her hormones…almost like a homeless person…who chooses booze calories over food…which would imply that she’s probably had a miscarriage…and what better way to celebrate her lack of procreation, because it would ge tin the way of the perpetual spring break party…than to commemorate it on a t-shirt…

Unless this isn’t a purple miscarriage at all..I didn’t really look close enough…because like all art..and ink blot tests…it is whatever I want to interpret it as…right…

Posted in:Tara Reid

2015

29

Apr

Kristen Wiig Full Frontal of the Day

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I have never done a Kristen Wiig post before, in fact I am so out of the loop on pop culture and anything that doens’t involve instagram models…or “it girls” who don’t actually do anything of importance, that I don’t bother with the non so hot girls that don’t do anything of importance…unless you are of the popular belief that being a funny person on TV an shitty movies is of importance…because a good funny movie can inspire a suicidal fuck to stay alive another day…while a bad funny movie people think is a good funny movie can push a motherfucker who realizes how idiotic the fucking world is…to commit suicide…

Well, apparently she’s naked in a movie and as it turns out, I fucking love bush and all things with bush, and that in and of itself is the only reason or enough of a reason to talk about this..

It’s like I don’t know you, but I want to braid my face to your pussy you not so hot but hair enough to hide your meaty cunt pile of amazing…but not so amazing, I just think you’re amazing, thanks to bush…cuz I love bush…

Posted in:Kristen Wiig

2015

29

Apr

Marcela Vivan for Some Swimwear Campaign of the DAy

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I don’t think this Marcela Vivan chick is a known model, but that doesn’t mean she is any less important than the overpaid trash that grace the covers of magazines, runways, or even instagran…promoting their health teas and other shitty products like lame fucking spokespeople..for lame fucking people…who buy into such obvious paid endorsement…thanks to a world of commercialized shit…rather than substance…I mean….can’t product placement be better than some hooker with a fake ass holding a water bottle for a protein company…not that that has anything to do with this angel…not to be confused with a victoria’s secret angel…who probably tried to trademark the word angel…posing for some bikini company, in a shoot that isn’t that bad, according to me…which isn’t saying much, but it is saying something because I fucking hate all these promotional shoots…they all suck…in their obvious attempts to sell product..totally misusing the model…but this time around…it’s pretty fucking ok…and here are the pics…of MARCELA VIVAN

Posted in:Marcela Vivan

2015

29

Apr

Pudgy Selena Gomez Airport Porn of the Day

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Selena Gomez has recently been rumored to have had sex with the black guy she went on Vacation with last week, you know those pictures of her chubbier than she used to be because black guys love that BBW shit…I heard it in a Drake song and that guy embodies black…you know on the frontlines in the ghetto of Baltimore…from his childhood home in rich, white Canada…

Either way, they are saying she fucked the black guy to piss off Bieber…as Bieber has a hard on for the dude…and there is something magical about an ex emotionally eating herself into a demographic…only to fuck that demographic…to piss off the pansy pop star pervert she dated…because it all creates media hype and she fucking loves media hype..it sells whatever she’s selling…that dancing mexican fuck….

That said…here’s her round ass squeezed into jeans…getting frisked at the airport…which is a fetish to some of you who wish you were TSA…to cavity search all the babes rolling through…as that would be the only human contact you get…cuz one likes you…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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