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2015

13

Apr

Drake and Madonna Make Out of the Day

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Madonna was clever enough to use her opportunity to be on stage with Drake, who is the number one rapper in the USA apparently,to stage a viral stunt, or viral meme, or just transference of a virus…on stage at Coachella…

I don’t think anything Madonna does is sexually exciting, even when she tries to suck the soul out of the best selling artists she’s managed to get on stage ith…

I do think Drake’s expression after this happens, of disgust, like “an old as fuck bitch with great tits just fucking mouth kissed me, I better play this off as EWWW GIRLS and not shove my dick down her throat cuz she’s Madonna, and I’m trying to be an authentic black man not a neurotic Jewish man who hates germs I probably am, because being half black was just a sales tactic to make that Jewish boss money…”….

If you know what I mean..and if you don’t, here’s the video of what some would consider a terrible nightmare…attack of the too old to be a cougar…trying to stay relevant..and it worked…because it’s the biggest story today…

From Instagram:

If that doesn’t interest you – Here’s some Vintage Madonna Nudes…

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2015

13

Apr

Boyfriend Kids Girl Out Naked and Other Videos of the Day

“You Gonna Hurt Your Twat”…

Drunk Woman Abuses Cop at IHOP

MOM of the Day

They Say Chinese People Are Bad Drivers…

Cop Doesn’t Like Gang Tatoo- REALLY ROUGH TO WATCH

Teen Sucker Punches a Cop

Almost an Accident of the Day

Cyclist Hit by a Semi Truck

Kid Gets Kicked by a Camel

Knockout of the Day

Manhole Cover Explosion…

Central American Gang Mmeber Crying

Girl VS NYPD

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2015

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes you wake up…and sometimes you don’t…today is a day that I woke up…which is probably a bad thing for some of you who want me dead…but I good thing for me…since I’m not done drinking…

I would say I have a Coachella, MTV Movie Award hangover, but this hangover is more of a street hooker who tasted like cigarettes and broke dreams hangover…

Here are some morning links at lunch time, because it is morning to the unemployed….

Cute Girl’s Plastic Surgery Evolution to an Adult Star
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Kendall Jenner Got Amber Rose Kicked Out of a Coachella Party
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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The Girls of Coachella
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Nelly Travels with Meth
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Prankster Pretends to Be Arresed in Front of Mom
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Today in Selfies
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The First Trailer of Ant Man
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2015

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Coachella weekend…so be prepared for your facebook feed, no matter where you live to be filled up with Coachella pictures, because I guess everyone goes to Coachella…they save up all year for this experience…

I’ll be having my own coachella, only instead of bands on stage, hipsters…or mainstream hipsters…who shop at Urban Outfitters…I’ll be listening to my fat wife’s sleep apnea…which is music to my ears, at least everytime she stops breathing for more than 30 seconds…

Here are some stepLINKS…while I drink

Jaden Smith in a Dress
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Girls in Glasses
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Topless Model of the Day
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Jimmy Fallon and Kevin James are the Worst
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Charlotte McKinney Has a Great Body and that’s about it..
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Bieber and Young Girls in Bikinis…
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Slut of the Day
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More Bella Thorne
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Brad Pitt – Dad Core
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Pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Some Random You’ve Never Heard Of’s Side Tits
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More Charlotte McKinney
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Jared Leto as the Joker
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Anja Rubik Cleavage
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Madonna Does Stand Up
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Bella Thorne at Coachella
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Vanishing Food at the Drive Through
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Sofia Vergara See Through
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Arizona POlice Release Fatal Brawl Video
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Jessica Biel Made Her Baby
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Prince Jackson Just Secured Some of His Trustfund
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Kate Hudson in Jeans
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Jennifer Lopez and Her Big Ass
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Rumer Willis Has Great Ass
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Fame Whore Ass Flash
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Jaden Smith Wears Girls Clothes
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Girls Who ARen’t Wearing Bras
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Girls Who Want you to Cheat on Your Boyfriends on Spring Break
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Justin Beiber May Go to Jail
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Emma Stone and Joaquin in a Movie
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Random Big Tits
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Free live sex without credit card
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WTF tits
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Thanks for Being Naked
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12 Minutes of Masturbating…
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So Many Ho Naked girls
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ANother Hot Nude Model….
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Some Naked Girl in Water…
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10 Nude Stars..
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Naked and Masturbating Together
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

11

Apr

Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day

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If you didn’t have a reason to go to Coachella this year, book your flight now, because Bieber is there and as you know, anywhere Bieber is, is the place to fucking be…because he’s not a cheesy, popstar or anything….he is the embodiment of all things cool..and I guess these young, rich, celebrity, it-girls in bikini tops are too…

I guess what it comes down to is that as a 45 year old man….why the fuck am I posting this? Seriously..I should be filing my taxes or going to my kid’s high school graduation or fasting for my colonscopy….or some shit that other 45 year olds who have never heard of any of these idiots because they don’t pollute their lives with pop culture nonsense and focus on what is important….cheating on their wives and paying the mortgage….

Either way, here are the pics…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

11

Apr

Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day

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Kate Upton is in Vogue because she’s a fashion model, or maybe because she’s a viral sensation, who had big boobs that went viral, back when she was young and the rest of her hadn’t caught up to them tits, only to have maximized that window of opportunity, now that the rest of her has caught up to her tits…

I guess the good news, is that thanks to modern technology, there is photoshop…

Here are the pics…for Vogue…by Testino…she looks hot…

Here is the video…where you can see how fat she actually is…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2015

11

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day

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Kyle Jenner is at Coachella…apparently with her older, black boyfriend, and as it turns out…she’s wearing a pretty appropriate bikini top that I can assume her mother styled for her, because, well….she’s a Kardashian and that in and of itself comes default with a “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….billboard across her nipples…thanks for that…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2015

11

Apr

Lucy Hale for National Sibling Day of the Day

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I don’t really follow Pretty Little Liar Lucy Hale’s career…I just know that she’s pretty famous because of her very popular show….

But I do support her National Siblings Day handstand…so that the world can see her ass as it works against gravity…or more importantly…as she slaps her sister’s ass for Natonal Siblings Day, whoich for someone with a fetish is a good enough thing….no matter who you are, what you do for a living, or whether you’re famous or not…so slap that sister ass…

Posted in:Lucy Hale

2015

10

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…who doesn’t need to worry about money…because she’s rich and with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…not becuase he’s black, but because raves are mainstram and college girls love that shit….

She is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…because she’s been calling the paparazzi, and now posting pics of her in one-pieces…like she’s some kind of bikini expert thanks to showing up on set sometimes…

I assume she was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who will make actual money, thanks to the internet and these insta hoes being inexpensive for their huge following…which is what these brands want…

So now she’s forced to figure shit out…and she’s doing it in one pieces…and that’s ok..because Milk filled tits are good…in one-pieces…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2015

10

Apr

Selena Gomez Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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These photoshoot pics of Selena Gomez in a bikini were posted to instagram recently, and I figured why not stare at a Selena Gomez photoshopped picture in a one-piece bathing suit, because it covers up her gunt, and more importantly. the broken dreams left smeared on her gut by beiber when he came all over her belly…assuming that she wasn’t fucking him up the ass with random objects leaving him cumming on the floor in the doggy style position…

That said, she’s a pudgy, bloated, lupus Disney star, with probably implants, because Mexcians often times have shit tits…and I think she’s great…raised well in the world of Disney where sucking “up” to the right executive…got her mom the house, car and life she wanted…

There’s something magical about youthful whores who learn it as kids, and grow up with it…it’s far better than the whores who figure it out in college or at the first job…

I feel like these are old…but jerking off to her never gets old…even when she does…don’t act like you weren’t in her fan club when she was 16 you freaks.

Posted in:Selena Gomez