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2015

08

Apr

Heems are the Music Video of the Day

Every one in a while I promote the hip and the new music…because I am hip and relevant…thanks to press releases I get…

So here’s a little background:


The first video for Heems’ debut solo album Eat Pray Thug has arrived and it is just as crazy as the album. Inspired by a late-night infomercial Heems saw while on tour in India, the “Sometimes” video stars Adult Swim’s Eric Andre , Broad City’s Hannibal Buress , and Heems’ former Das Racist bandmate, Ashok “Dapwell” Kondabolu

Many years ago I met Das Racist, I was very drunk and they were trying to fuck a girl I was with…at least that’s what I assumed when I was very drunk…needless to say, we didn’t become friends…even though their song “Fashion Party”…made me laugh…but now I am helping promote one of them..because that’s just the kind of guy I am…I help people, even though no one helps me…

Now Here’s a little what the video is about:


“‘Sometimes’ uses a narrative revolving around an infomercial to create a commentary on race in not just the U.S. but India as well. As recently as 2010, the skin-lightening cream industry was worth $432 million in India and growing at 18% annually. Following in the footsteps of films like Kumare, the video also takes on the trope of exotic, spiritual Indian gurus in the West.” – Heems

Enjoy.

Posted in:Music Video

2015

08

Apr

Art Provocative Shoots Hot Lesbians of the Day

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My friend ART PROVOCATIVE is an Australian photographer who I’ve featured before…who subsidizes his income in a far more interesting way than regular photographers who turn to weddings and Walmart family portraits, by shooting sex workers in Australia…because Back Pages need images to sell the girls who are selling themselves or their bodies…

Now I don’t know if River & Phoenix are some of his “sex workers”…but they are lesbians, and as someone who expects lesbians to be boot wearing, fat and scary, dick eating and not in a good kind of dick eating…but in a “I was raped and now hate dick, and must use all my lesbian powers to fight dick” kind of way…this is impressive…

It is up on the college girl experimenting with college girls only in this case it stuck kind of lesbians…and I figured I’d post the pics…because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Photos

2015

08

Apr

Price is Right Girl of the Day

Here’s a video of a girl on the Price is Right, who isn’t that hot, but who made Drew Carrey laugh, which is surprising, because I thought he only laughed at his own jokes, not that I’ve ever seen him as Bob Barker, but I’m basing it on the Drew Carrey show that should have never hapened, but that did happen, and that made him very fucking rich in the process, even though it was the worst pile of shit to ever end up on TV…but I guess it created Wayne Brady in the spin off Who’s Line is it Anyway….and well that motherfucker makes the world a better fucking place….like this girl…who is not all that hot but when asked what she studies in college…gets stumped…and I’m all for regular people being idiots on TV…it makes me happy.

Posted in:Videos

2015

08

Apr

Burger King Experience and Other Videos of the Day

Couple Fucking in Vegas – Close The Blinds…

Insurance Scammer of the Day

Thugs Destroying Dozens of Cars

Cop Punches Pregnant Air Force Vet

Weightlifting Fail

Man Dumping Unresponsive Girl in Queens

Chinese Parenting

Posted in:stepNEWS|Video

2015

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My birthday may be over….

But the good news is that everyday feels like my birthday when it comes to getting nude photos…and being drunk..

I may be hungover today….I may not have got fucked but I did get fucked up…

But that’s kinda how it is everyday…

Here are some morning links…in the afternoon…cuz I just woke up.

Girls With Crazy Crazy Asses
GO

Price is Right – Girl of the Day
GO

No Kardashian Parking in Hollywood is Funny
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The Kate Upton Cat Daddy Video
GO

Giant Plastic Ball of Death
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Marilyn Manson Gets in a Brawl at Dennys
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Instagram Booty
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Fame Whore of the Day
GO

Slow Motion Matchstick Rockets
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Dude Caught with 2 Pounds of Heroin in His Underwear
GO

Sand Storm in Saudi Arabia
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s still my birthday….

That said, I feel like there is an understanding when a guy has a hot as fuck daughter and he’s sitting next to her at lunch, and she’s wearing a mini skirt or booty shorts and just has a crazy fucking ass, while I stare…

He can’t get made at me, just at himself..

Girls in Beanies..
GO

Yoga Ass!
GO

Joanna Krupa Topless
GO

Lindsay Lohan’s in Lingerie…
GO

Madeline Brewer Falls the FUck Down
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney Topless
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Brian WIlliams THinks a Brain Tumor Caused His Lies…
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Emily Ratajkowski Topless in Polaroids…
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ANne Hathaway Wrecking Ball
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Weirdest Magazine Cover Ever
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Burger King is Paying for the Mr Burger / Ms King Wedding
GO

Jessica Alba in a Bikini
GO

Girls with Tattoos…
GO

Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This
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She’s One Letter Away from ANAL
GO

Railroad Track Building
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Daisy Lowe Nude
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Amber Rose Topless at the Beach
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LeAnn Rimes Bikini
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Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri in a Year
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Catt Sadler Bikini
GO

Josie Maran Bikini
GO

Greek Slut
GO

Gwyneth Paltrow ina Bikini
GO

Big Fucking Cleavage…
GO

Shia LaBeouf is an Artist…
GO

Jessica Simpson Ass Getting Grabbed…
GO

Famewhore of the Day
GO

Big Tits BTS
GO

Sissy Spacek TBT NUDITY
GO

Rosie Huntington See Thru
GO

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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Creeping Babes
GO

Watch young teens get naked on cam
GO

Webcam Tits
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Make-Up Barbie Touching Herself
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Shop Vac Sex
GO

Naked Easter Whore
GO

Load of the Day
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Dick Tazer
GO

Big Tits…
GO

Easter Whore of the Day
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Game of Thrones With Real Fucking
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Ronda ROusey Not Walmart
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Firework Ass
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Young Girls Rubbing Each Other
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Naked Easter Whore
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Boobies Bouncing On the Boat
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Give this Bitch a Cigarette
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Perfect Tits oN Cam
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Interesting Balls…
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Dildo of the Day
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

07

Apr

Gigi Hadid Panty Flash for POP of the Day

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Her name is Gigi, she’s overrated, but the kids are into her, and thus the brands are too, so she makes money…all because they’ll use anyone they can to sell a pair of panties…and more importantly because her dad is friends with the people who run those companies….and that made her an it girl..

An It girl POP magazine wants to feature for the same reasons as the brand, and that she wants to be featured in because it makes her feel like a real model…which I guess she is…since it doesn’t take much..

She’s overrated, bullshit, a lie…but aren’t they all really…

And when she’s in panties like this, I ignore the lie…and just think about where my life went wrong in that she’s not mailing me pairs of her dirty panties…to sniff…to see if I can see what she ate for lunch that day…and not for perverted reasons…strictly science…

I am not a fan…but I can’t hate on a girl who wants attention so bad that she doesn’t just take her trust fund and retire at 19, but instead goes to photoshoots to pretend she’s got a job…weird…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2015

07

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Snap Chats of the Day

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Here are some Kendall Jenner Bikini Snap Chats, because she hasn’t figured out that snapchats are for pussy pics, and pussy videos and not bikini pics…but I guess that worked out OK for her, because there are apps and screenshot capabilities to turn her whoring that is supposed to disappear forever, even though nothing disappears forever, last forever…and I guess the funny thing in all this is that we all know her mom is the one who released these…cuz that’s how you whore out your motherfucking daughters, I mean that…and release a sex tape…obviously…

Speaking of whoring…here’s tha video of these Jenner sisters with Daddy Turning into a Mommy issues…touching each other for incest fetishes!!

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

07

Apr

stepGIRL MIranda is Amazing of the Day

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The only joy I really get these days is when I am involved in our own brand of photos and videos, because who really gives a fuck about talking about all these other motherfuckers, making fun of all these motherfuckers, laughing at all these motherfuckers for being so serious about their bullshit work, when we can do it ourselves, with more swag, like the joke that all of this internet, social media, photoshoots and videos really is…

I mean there are babes everywhere, and all I really want to do is rock out on the beach eating coconuts and homemade booze in a hut removed from all this noise…

But what isn’t a joke is how amazing @whosmirranda , the stepGIRL who takes over the stepGIRL snapchat best…by her photographer @ishootsociety

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVES

2015

07

Apr

Eva Longoria in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why I hate Eva Longoria….but more importantly, I don’t know why people fucking love Eva Longoria…I mean what the fuck has Eva Longoria done, other than be a Mexican who managed to play white enough to get cast on a shitty fucking show…that I guess the international market loves…because I meet people from all over the place..and they think she’s some type of god…when to me she’s a d-list bootleg actress who got lucky thanks to having parents who didn’t want her working as a maid in hotels…but instead as a girl who makes maids in hotels clean up after her…because that’s what cunts do…and apparently…they also grind up against dudes on balconies in Miami for the paparazzi in bikinis…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria