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2025

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

People seem to be shocked that Kendrick Lamar, whoever the fuck that guy is, other than in the media a lot and now a BORING Super Bowl Halftime show that was not very memorable….is only 5 foot 5.

5 foot 5 celebrities are easier to control in the cloning labs under Disneyland they make them in.

It is apparently optimal cloning height for efficiency and the inspiration for the song “It’s a Small World After All”.

Other 5 foot 5 celebs include Tom Cruise, Daniel Radcliffe, Bruno Mars, Kevin Hart, Emilio Estevez, Ken Jeong, David Spade, Seth Green and Prince.

All Factory-Made. Google it, it’s a fact they don’t want you to know….

Unfortunately, their Super Bowl Halftime performances suck due to the lack of titty…..

Point of the story, Taylor Swift was booed and all feels right in the world.

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Chris Applebaum’s Racy Carl’s Jr. Ad
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Livvy Dunne in New Orleans for Super Bowl
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Serena Williams Crip Walk
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Rita Ora Shows Off her Legs
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Dixie D’Amelio Camel Toe
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Daisy Bishop Naked in Better Man
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Twerking Super Bowl Whores in a G-Wagon
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Jurassic Park is Real
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Trump Trolls Taylor Swift
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Sienna Miller Does Denim
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7 Actresses Who Became Famous for Playing Plain Women
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Alix Earle’s Sluty Matrix Super Bowl Ad
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Brooks Nader Subtle Nip Slip
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Big Loser Gracie Hunt Looking Hot
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Dogs Reacting to the Middle Finger
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Ozzy Osbourne Can No Longer Walk
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Why Color Pencils are So Expensive
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Big Loser Gracie Hunt Paid to Workout
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Robot Sets Dominoes World Record
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Taylor Swift at Super Bowl
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Taylor Swift in New Orleans
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Aly Raisman at Super Bowl
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Emma Roberts at Super Bowl
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Eiza Gonzalez No Pants at Super Bowl
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Barbara Palvin at Super Bowl
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Elle Fanning Not at Super Bowl
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Becky G at Super Bowl
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Em Rata at Super Bowl
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Anna Cathcart at New York Fashion Week
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Katie Austin at Super Bowl
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Julianne Hough at Fashion Week
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Joey King with Dogs
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Livvy Dunne at Super Bowl
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Lily Chee at Fashion Week
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Xandra Pohl Little Shorts at Super Bowl
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Sydney Thomas at Super Bowl
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Sarah Michelle Gellar at an Event
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6 Acts that Make You a WHore
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Squirt in Bath
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Mental Mondays
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Baby Got Back
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2025

10

Feb

Wild Chiefs Fans Gone Wild Before They Lost Miserably of the Day

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As someone who hates winners, it was nice to see the Chiefs lose so brutally last night.

Not that I watch football, the concept of men in tights chasing a ball as highly paid adults is pretty fucking weird for my autism. Plus, I hate popular things.

I did think Taylor Swift getting booed was evidence that we are moving into a better place as a society, because Taylor Swift is trash. She is also a fucking scam who had a huge spell on the general public, which allowed her to profit, at the expense of all of us who hate her and find her sex appeal to be non-existent, her contribution to the culture disappointing at best, even lowering the general frequency of the minds of the people who listen to her, with some victim bullshit presented as empowered whore bullshit, while having no sex appeal in the process.

It’s been a weird ERA…

That being said, kicking a couple of assholes off their high horse, assuming they didn’t go into the game to lose, as part of the scripted NFL plan, because they are ultimately just puppets on the FOOSBALL table of billionaires, in some modern slavary or Gladiator shit where no one dies until the CTE sets in and the off themselves and their families…and where they get paid a lot.

The basic American love the sport, since the sport is at an all time high, with the help of marketing efforts and the likes of Taylor Swift, who despite being hated, is a big deal….

The basic American watches the sport, is a fanatic for their team, talk about and bet on the sport. Poeple love football.

So luckily, there’s enough whores out there who get naked in their branded Chiefs merch to target the fans, while showing their support, so we get to make a football post about tits and ass, which is kind of my thing.

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2025

10

Feb

Denise Richards in the Shower of the Day

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I think the expression is KILL IT WITH FIRE…but the shower gets in the way of that tactic….so instead, you may just have to jerk off to it. I’m sure you’ve done worse.

There should be something criminal about Denise Richards producing jerk off material.

Or her very weird audience who have a very specific fetish built on jerking off to celebs they once jerked off to in their golden years should be criminals….and they probably are because that is some weird shit to jerk off to….

It’s up there with necrophilia, or other grave robbing, desecrating a body, disrespecting a body, moving a body illegally because you’re not a licensed funeral home director….or coroner…

This is ZOMBIE apocalypse self produced smut that makes me feel uncomfortable or at least concerned, since I have a pretty strong stomach to this gross shit thanks to having been on the internet as long as I have…desensitized….

However, unlike the simple minds who keep getting weirder and weirder with their porn fetishes, I can observe these things at arm’s length and appreciate or realize how gross they are….we’re not trying to level up here, we’re more about staring at the train crash.

If you don’t think that mouth, or that “seductive” face is more of a demon trying to eat your fucking soul while distracting you with it’s shitty old lady botched tits, you’re fucking crazy…

My only real concern in all this is that if you get her wet after midnight, she will officially turn into the Gremlin…

I mean she’s already half way there.

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2025

10

Feb

Dove Cameron in a Titty Top Trying to Give Boners of the Day

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She seems like she’s so medicated that accidentally drinking her piss would make you happier than normal piss drinking does, which I guess would be hard to gaughe….

She’s the anti depressant cum shot…SQUIRT

I can’t make a comedic blog post about such a sensitive and tragic topic as someone’s suicide,

Humor, especially related to sensitive topics like suicide or someone’s sexual orientation, needs to be handled with care to avoid causing harm or distress.

Making light of someone’s real-life tragedy, especially something as sensitive as suicide, isn’t appropriate.

Dove Cameron has openly discussed her father’s suicide and the impact it had on her life, which includes the revelation of his struggles with his sexuality. This is a matter that requires sensitivity and respect, not humor.

Just kidding…

Dark Disney kid with a dad who killed himself because he was gay or dying of AIDS, not that AIDS is real….you’re gayer than Dove Cameron’s dad while killing himself for being gay….the ultimate in gay bashing I guess…..if you’re anti-suicide jokes or anti gay jokes…or while we’re at it…anti-rape jokes….

There was an era where mainstream people made dead baby jokes, now they just call that feminists getting abortions.

Her dad’s so gay he killed himself for being gay and

The good news is the ghost of her dad is not jerking off to his daughter’s slutty tits like other creepy stage dads or ONLYFANS dads, you know making the daughters work for their dad’s boners….because this dad is dead and his ghost is more into cock. Which could be the real root of her problems..

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2025

10

Feb

Dafne Keen Fernández Naked of the Day

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Dafne Keen doesn’t need a big Hollywood stunt to launch her mainstream American career.

She just has to distract I.C.E. by walking in naked—suddenly, everyone forgets about paperwork and starts questioning their life choices.

Actually, Dafne Keen isn’t the I.C.E. kind of Fernandez, she’s from Spain and European.

Plus, she’s the kind of HOTTIE they ignore or re-integrate into society as the wife of some rich white guy.

Then there’s the whole “acting” thing, that gets her that work visa.

All this to say, she’s just naked to be naked, not a stunt, not a diversion, just a whore.

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2025

10

Feb

Moon Bloodgood’s Tit is Out of the Day

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Who the fuck is Moon Bloodgood and why is she using an Indian (feather not dot name)….

It’s probably becuse she’s half Korean, half white and can pull off the Native American DEI card to get jobs in the movies.

The bitch who plays a NATIVE on Yellowstone, even in these woke times is a fucking China man.

Moon Bloodgood likes to pretend her name is Korean / Dutch and not an attempt to trick the casting agents into thinking she’s perfect for the next best Western and I don’t mean the motel chain.

She was born in 75 so she’s 50.

She was in some movies and TV like Terminator Salvation and Falling Skies…

Now she sells titty content on the internet because she didn’t get the Korean Tits, she got the Dutch tits and I’m down to STROOPWAFFEL all up ont hat, which is better than the blue waffle stomp…

She’s old but got the good tits…and she’s showing them.

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2025

10

Feb

Brec Bassinger’s in a Bikini Like a Slut of the Day

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Wholesome girls wear one pieces…

But what do you expect from Kim Bassinger’s other daughter.

If your sister was Ireland Baldwin, you’d be doing all you can to prove to people that you are hot half naked and don’t have a dick.

That being said, what happened to Ireland Baldwin, it’s like her dad gets cleared on murder charges and the big titty monster disappears…replacing herself with BREC.

It’s probably some Hollywood cloning shit gone right, or maybe Hollywood selective breeding done right because she’s a Bassinger not a Baldwin, so she doesn’t come stock with a big strong jawline.

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2025

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not mad at big labia – it’s rugged…outdoorsy…

It’s the off-grid cabin in the woods you run to to avoid society kind of pussy.

The van-life for instagram boondocking in dark alley pussy.

It’s the no running water, but fetch it at the CRICK by the bucket-full pussy.

It’s the gone on a hike in a national park only to have to eat my own arm off pussy.

It is the SHIT IN THE WOODS because you don’t have a toilet, hoisting your food into a net you hang from a tree kind of pussy.

It’s the ATV of pussy, ready to go mudding pussy….

The beef jerky pussy, ready to weather the storm pussy….

It’s weathered, like an old fishing boat that’s seen many storms, but that can still hold up and remains your trusty, reliable partner in getting your fish.

It’s like an old punching bag, looking like it can take a little beating, even if you’re incapable of bringing that beating both athletically and with your erectile issues…but rubbing up on raw denim for 20 years or more has made her calloused….

LIKE an old farmer or laborers hand, the big labia pussy is there to open up a tight jar, to pull out old nails from the barn bare handed….it can even grab a boiling pot out of the fire and not feel a thing…

Which is why….I am not mad at big labia…

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I can’t Believe This Didn’t Go Viral
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Hailee Steinfeld Supports Tits and her MVP
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Lottie Moss Smoking
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Ashley Graham is Nude and Wet
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Adriana Lima is Creepily Young
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Bill Belichick’s Young Girlfriend Jordon Hudson Rocks His Super Bowl Ring and Not Much Else!
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Hot Lingerie Chick Weighs In
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Jodie Turner Smith See Through
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Nice Heels on the Door Dash lady
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Charli XCX See Through
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Taylor Swift Will be at the Super Bowl – Obviously
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Sex Misconceptions
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Kylie Jenner in Leather Outfit
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Bella Thorne’s Naked in Black Goo
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Olivia Culpo Meets Emeril in NOLA!
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AI VS Grammys
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Draya Michele in a Bikini
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Paltrow’s Daughter Apple has her Tits Out
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Hailee Steinfeld Sports Titty
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Rachel Pizza Lota in a Slutty Dress
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Addison Rae in a Slutty Skirt
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Kate Beckinsale Slut Dress at an Event
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Leni Klum at Fashion Week
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Olivia Culpo in New Orleans
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Olivia Ponton at Fashion Week
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Taylor Hill 1960s Space Lesbian Look
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Christina Ricci on Fallon
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Angelina Jolie hard nipples for someone who had her tits cut off
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Brooks Nader at Fashion Week
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Mikey Madison New Starlet Not Hot
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2025

07

Feb

Old Lady Sienna Miller in her Bra for a Campaign of the Day

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Sienna Miller may be old…because she is old.

Can’t trick science bitch, we know all about her CARBON dating because we use that tech on the fake dinosaurs they use to push the evolution theory over the whole GOD creating life theory….SATANIC SHIT to make you hate Jesus.

That being said, what does it say about me that I’m into her posing her fit old lady body, the kind you’d want to see at AQUAFIT class at the 55+ community in Florida you live…..in a bra..

It says that I will fuck fossils…prehistoric fossils…fuck em all…CUM EVERYWHERE…just dripping off the fossils…if they looked like Sienna Miller…

I used to like her being the pussy in the movies to keep me distracted from how stupid the whole concept of movies are because she’d get naked and I still like her for that.

Sienna Miller is great.

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2025

07

Feb

Old as Shit Adriana Lima’s in a Magazine of the Day

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There was a time that Adriana Lima was seen as the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models.

It was an era where Victoria’s Secret used chicks the way they were born to be used. you know sexualized and jerked off to, with their rockin’ bodies that the average chick didn’t have, but should have, so it gives them a guide to follow.

It was an era where there were more hot chicks, or girls trying to be hot chicks, and less girls who threw in the towel as they go to Walmart in their pajamas.

It feels like it was 30 years ago, because it was, and I’m not sure what that says about Lima as she powers through menopause, looking more fit than she did ever 5 years ago….

It could be Ozempic or the Testosterone because she’s a Brazilian and there’s a 50 percent chance she was born with a cock….

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