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2015

14

Apr

Miley Cyrus Pasties of the Day

Miley Cyrus is pretty amazing…as lame as she is, she’s managed to turn her Disney Experience into some wierdo hipster, hip hop, drugged out vibe…that is actually mainstream and what the Gap was to anyone who grew up in the 90s, only more fun than the gap due to how weird it is…where ill fitting Khakis are now pasties…and onesies…all acting like a bad Disney cartoon…because I guess that’s all she knows….

All this to say…I’m a fan…of all that is going on here…bitch is so detached from reality…thanks to being alienated from the world…and has been pretty fucking life changing…at least when it comes to pop culture…i like what’s going on here…

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2015

14

Apr

Alleged Charlotte McKinney Leaked Pics of the Day

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[images removed because lawyers asked me to remove them…making me think they are probably real ]

Charlotte McKinney is a Florida bootleg hooters girl gone mainstream thanks to some kind of fucking scam…with a broken down face that looks like it is pushing 40 and amazingly massive natural tits…that prove that even if you look like you belong stripping in some bootleg florida town…you can still make it…if making it is ending up on Dancing with the Stars…which it kinda of…

These are alleged pics of her naked, not sure when they are from, I just know that they are properly timed with her big break..that to date has made no sense to me…because of the level of talent she has….besides her tits…

I assume there is a team behind her, thanks to her tits…tits that after seeing her nude pics..I would like to thank too..

Obviously…when you have a body like this you take nudes..

These may be old…they may not be her…but take it in…because why the fuck not..nude selfies are awesome no matter when they were taken, why they were taken…or who they were taken for..

[images removed because lawyers asked me to remove them…making me think they are probably real ]

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2015

14

Apr

Sara Sampaio for Calzedonia Bikinis of the DAy

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Sara Sampaio is some skinny bitch Portuguese model…who probably isn’t actually portuguese because the Portuguese are too busy roasting chicken to get into modeling…but maybe it’s a good play for her…seeing as there is all this hype around Brazil…which stems from Portugal…you know leverage what you can…

She was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s a big deal…and now she’s posing in shitty Catalog pics for some random Euro bathing suit brand…

She is known for being controversial about celebrating skinny bitches…because skinny bitches get a lot of hate for being skinny in this fat centric world…even though skinny bitches are healthier…but fat bitches are bullies…when they aren’t too busy eating and being lazy…

As a fan of skinny girls, she is the leader of their tribe and for that, I celebrate her…in her bikinis…by trying to get you to masturbate to her…

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2015

14

Apr

Amanda by Alessandro Casagrande for Purple of the Day

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Whenever I see models I’ve never heard of posing naked and looking amazing…I am brought hope…or at least I am reminded that none of these “it girls” today actually matter, even though they think they do…because there is a world of fucking babes…willing to get naked…to get noticed so that they can emulate the careers of these other twats…because the money is easy..

So I don’t know who Amanda is…but I do know the work of Alessandro Casagrande …and it’s pretty good stuff…and I’m not just saying that because of the tits…or maybe I am..

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2015

14

Apr

Staring Contest With Allie Haze of the Day

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Her name is Allie Haze, she’s a pretty massive pornstar, which in porn can mean one of two things…that she’s obese and in all the BBW porn…or that she’s been in the game a long time and in being in the game has fucked thousands upon thousands of men…and I don’t know if that is a hot thing to me…because I like my girls who bang thousands of men to be less about getting paid for it…and more about just doing it cuz they are horny dirtbags with no business sense…

All this to say, she was cast in Deadpool XXX and they decided to do a staring contest…dumb idea…but a porn star staring in your eyes until you cry may be exciting to you…even if it is not for me…

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2015

14

Apr

Kimberly Garner in a Racist Native American Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry and their worth is pretty ridiculous…

So she unfollowed me, but apparently, the real asshole around here is her…at least based on this tribal photoshoot that must be seen as racist as fuck…or should be…

But maybe that’s her angle to get people to talk about her…you know how these idiots are…anything to get noticed…except she hasn’t done a sex tape yet…which probably would have been a better look…at least to jerk off to…unless you have a Indian Cheif fetish..that I assume you do…

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2015

14

Apr

Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day

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Jessica Szohr has a pretty horrible last name, one that I assume is pronounced as “Sore”…something that also represent all things heprpes..related…

Making her a the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful as fuck…

It’s like if you don’t have herpes, it means you didn’t fuck the right producer who likes giving girls herpes as a territory marking…

But then again, based on her career that hardly exists, it is quite possible she’s not one of those girls..becaus eif she was…maybe she’s had a more impressive IMDB page…

ALl this to say, I don’t even know who this girl is…but like the no bra and wifebeater look…so here she is..

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2015

14

Apr

Paula Bulczynska by Emanuele Ferrari for P Magazine of the Day

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Paula Bulczynska is amazing…I’ve never heard of her as a model ,maybe she’s a big deal…these Eastern Europeans are hard to keep track of…and even harder to differentiate from the cam girls I stare at on the internet…thanks to cam girls being a Eastern European dominated thing..these girls are souless and will do anything you tell them…possibly because there is a Russian mobster in the room making them….but I don’t think about those things….what I think about is how amazing a people they are…and this Paula Bulczynska…proves that for P Magazine…in this hot shoot..right…

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2015

14

Apr

Bella Hadid for Vogue of the Day

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Rich girls, especially Rich girls in LA, that have absentee fathers who are out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models, because that’s what rich as fuck old men in LA do…are always kept happy and feeling appreciated by being showered with gifts…even if they aren’t actually happy, and have a drug problem to compensate that happy..

So it only makes sense that in this world of Narcissism and internet celebrity, a father like Mr. Hadid would leverage his connections in the rich person scene, and get his model-enough daughters some press, followers, and an agent…because why the fuck not…leverage…

The world is so easily influenced, that they just go along with “She’s important”…

He tested it with Gigi, now Bella is at it…because following in your big sister’s footsteps is what you do..

“But Daddy, you bought Gigi a career, I want one Too”..

Here she is in obscure Market Vouge…because she’s a model…

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2015

14

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is the fucking devil…the evil empire that makes shitty, cheesy, overpriced underwear in Asia…and sells them back to fat Americans who buy into the consumer product world…thanks to being retards…

Bras,…that turn small tits into seemingly big tits…only to disappoint every mother fucker who brings what they think is a busty bitch home…

A billion dollar empire…who spend their marketing budget building up the careers of models…only to pass them off to Leonardo…

A company that has never paid me, even though I promote all their nonsense evil thanks to being a weak man sucked in by hot half naked girls…

Here’s a video they produced…that I am posting because I can’t help it…they have a power over me and I hate them for it…but can’t resist it…

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