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2015

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The funniest thing about getting drunk alone is when you get caught having sex by mall security….with yourself…because there’s no one there with you to have sex with so you take proactive measures to get the job done..outside the Victoria’s Secret changing room…because they are all your girlfriends….thanks to the Internet bridging that gap from what is real and fake..

Stretch…

It’s Coachella weekend, let’s hope at least one celebrity has “heat stroke”…

Here are some morning links….

Britney Spears Does Music Videos
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Jared Leto as The Joker
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Jet Lag of the Day
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Stupid Criminal of the Day
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Hilary Clinton for President
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Mirror Selfies!
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Butt in Leggings of the Day
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Dude to Get a Head Transplant
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Keri Russell in a Bikini
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Elevator Suicide!
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People Fucking Love Chick-Fil-A
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Elsa Hosk Topless for Mirage
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Two Girls Lose it On The Slingshot
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Port-O-Potty of the Day for Coachella
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Facebook Tracking….Becasue they are Evil
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2015

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a random girl at the grocery store “Why don’t you ever beg for my cum”…is a bad way to get her to beg for your cum….

Fascinating observation…right?

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Without Bras
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Harry Potter Grand Theft Auto Crossover
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Alyssa Milano Tit Milk Fight.
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Britney Spears on Set of Iggy Azalea Video
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Kardashians Celebrate Genocide
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Pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt is Terrifying – but at Least She’s Got an Excuse for Being Fat
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Carter Cruise Drops her First Music Video
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Taylor Swift’s Mom has Cancer
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Things that Bounce..
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Mischa Barton Monster
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Fuck You Kylie Jenner
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Julianne Hough’s Got Pink Hair…
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Emmy Rossum Looks Alright
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J.Lo Pics Her Fat Fucking Ass
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Johnny Depp’s Marriage is ALready in the Gutter…
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Hilary Duff in Jeans
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Gwyneth Paltrow is on the Foodstamp Challenge
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Karrueche Tran in Tight Jeans
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Firda Gustavsson Topless
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Yo Ventura’s Crazy Ass
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Joanna Krupa in a Red Dress
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Jon Hamm was an Asshole Frat Boy
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Emily Ratajkowski Panty Flash
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Today in Mischa Bartonhttp://moejackson.com/2015/04/08/ GO

90210 Marriage Drama
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Sarah Stage Abs
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The Puppy Who Only Wakes Up on His Own Terms
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Olivia Wilde’s Hottest Pics
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Sluts in Zoo Magazine of the Day
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Fame Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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Wet Girl in the Bath
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Bieber is Snuggling Ariana Grande
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Today in the Willis Sisters
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Barbara Fialho in Lingerie
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Robert Durst’s Letter to the LA Times
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Girls Who ARen’t in Shirts
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Free live sex without credit card
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Behind the scenes with Big Fucking Tits…
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Comedy Writer Did Porn
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Hottie Loses Her Bikini
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Lesbians in HD
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Boobs on the Bus
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Jessica Alba’s Girl on Girl Make-Out
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12 Minutes of Masturbation
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Webcam Girls Are Amazing…
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Connie Carter is Amazing
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Ed Sheernan on Sesame Street Weridness
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Psycho Cam Girl
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Butt Massages
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Where did that sign come from…
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

09

Apr

Britney Spears Midriff and Shorts for an Iggy Azalea Shoot of the Day

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This is pretty funny. I guess Britney is on the Madonna kick, of linking up with the new generation of popstars, to either stay relevant, or drink the blood from their used tampon in the trailer on set to try to get their powers….

Because I guess she’s strategically, despite being a middle aged mom of two, decided to have a cameo appearance or “feature” in an Iggy Azalea song…you know how these incestuous people at the record labels work…anything for money…which conveniently is also how Britney’s family work, and they’ve got power of attorney or “conservatorship” over her…so exploit that bitch as much as you can like the cow back in their Lousianna farm that just has no more milk to give…”I think I got a drip out of her”…

Speaking of Louisiana – Here’s Season 2 Trailer for True Detective…you like how I tied that in? They should be paying me for this genius…

Maybe they compared shitty implants…

Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea drive in an orange Jeep while filming a music video for their new song 'Pretty Girls'

Britney Spears drives an orange Jeep as she films a music video for her song with Iggy Azalea, 'Pretty Girls'

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Apr

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Amazing in Bikinis of the Day

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This picture is over a week old, but with certain celebrities, or kids of celebrities that’s about how long it takes for the amazingness of instgram whoring in a bikini to get noticed…they are just that relevant…

Now I’ve heard that both Scout and Tallulah Willis are amazing, nice, fun and they aren’t fame whores…so I’m not going to hate on them, or even their older sister who at one time had a weirdo head thanks to her mom’s wonky overrated genetics…that I made fun of all the time…back when I didn’t look at the bright side of things…like nice round fit ass…

The lesson of the day is that to hate on girls, sisters, who self produce this kind of magic…for a man with a sister fetish…would just be stupid…especially since all I really want is to be invited to this bootyshow pool party…I feel like I deserve it…

If anything, be nice to all vagina, and maybe it will send you nudes…unless it’s a garbage twat that needs to be taught a lesson…but in this situation, it seems like these girls are doing just fine…

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2015

09

Apr

January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day

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I am not a fan of January Jones, her stupid name, or even her tits….

I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because he paid her off and/or it will be detrimental to her image….while she can just use it instead as a marketing hook…that keeps the media interested in her…

I just know that if knocked up a bitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved, I’m busy drinking…and trying to fuck other girls…

I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy.

Right?

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2015

09

Apr

Uma Thurman in a Bikini of the Day

EXCLUSIVE: INF - Uma Thurman Takes A Plunge As She Is Seen Jumping Off A Dock Into The Bay Wearing A Black Bikini In Miami Beach

Here’s a very unflattering picture of Uma Thurman’s stomach coming out of the water…hard nippled in a bikini…but at least it distracts from her scary man hands that if you google, you will see….and imagine giving you a handjob because it’s not gay if the man hands are connected to a vagina…

That said, I’ve never found Uma Thurman hot..but who cares what I think, it’s not like I made decisions that impact people’s careers or anything…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Apr

Drunk Girl Walks Into Freeway in Heels of the Day

Here’s a crazy video of a stipid girl in San Diego who I guess was driving home drunk and her car either broke down…or she was too drunk to realize that she didn’t put the key in properly…but bitch acts like she’s pulled over on the side of the road in a small town…and not the fucking freeway…

Either way, she continues to be a crazy person, while the news crew is there and freaking out on her trying to save her….but sometimes some people deserve to die because they are fucking idiots…

The reality is she could have killed someone…and for that, I hope she gets prison time…

If you don’t like, here’s a spring breaker dealing with a Manatee…

Posted in:Videos

2015

09

Apr

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass….or even lick her like the public toilet seat she may be…seeing as she’s a successful enough model in the fashion industry and that usually happens with balls being rubbed on her not necessarily while taking a shit..but if you’ve been to a public bathroom, or more importantly, if you’ve been to a casting, you know what I mean…the talent never turns down a producer, director, photographer’s demands to help secure said job…

Now that doesn’t mean her pussy smells like sewage…but based on these pics..even if it did…I would lick it all up…but that’s not saying much…I’ve licked up way worse..

Which brings up an interesting point…and that point is…I wonder how many people in the USA crawled into septic tanks to masturbate in strangers’ shit…cuz I’m thinking at least one person did…and that’s disgusting…

What isn’t disgusting…is Anna Ewers…who rhymes with Sewers…

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2015

09

Apr

Jesy Johnston by Drew Haran of the Day

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Her name is @JESYJOHNSTON and she’s in some pics by @DREWHARAN because that’s what hot girls do…they let people take pictures of them…so people like you can look and stare and wonder why your life went wrong…or try to make it better so that one day a girl like this will wake up next to you…

I would suggest you try to make yourife better…and I’ll get you started with these pics…

I know, I’m a hero…

That’s all.

Posted in:Photos

2015

09

Apr

Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day

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Possible drug lord, or daughter of a drug lord who supplied all of hollywood with their cocaine…because hollywood fucking loves cocaine and as a thnak you they made her the highest paid actress on TV…Sofia Vergara…who I guess could just as likely be really good at seducing men with her massive tits…is in Vanity Fair…or some other magazine…shot by the legendary Annie Lebovitz….and apparently..who happens to be the photographer who hired the photographer who shot for me when I was in Maxim Magazine in 2007 when I was at the point of maybe becoming relevant, only to fall off the fucking map…as her assistant….making me feel really emotionally connected to both her lesbianism and Sofia Vergara, since it’s practically as if she shot me…right?

I don’t know why I am making this about me, I should make this about Sofia Vergara, the tits, who’s nipple you can see in the bath, because Annie the Lesbian likes bath tubs, she’s used them before in shoots…namely with Whoopi Goldberg…in what scarred me in my youth…because Whoopi Goldberg is a monster…

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Anyway, I posted the cover yesterday…and here are the rest of the pics…because people love Sofia Vergara, maybe because only Hispanics watch network TV, or maybe becaue girls over 30 watch network TV and wish that their life turns around at 40 like it did for this one…she’s like an aspirational guide…to middle age…maybe there’s still hope…bitches everywhere…

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