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2015

17

Mar

Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony of the Day

Chloe Sevigny is making a comeback…but I prefer when she makes movies where she makes dudes like Vincent Gallo come in the back of her throat…HERE

This is for clothing brand and store Opening Ceremony. It is not as Racy as her bare ass V Magazine shoot where she called out Jennifer Lawrence for the scam that she is….

It is not as interesting as her being the young girl getting AIDS in Kids…not that I’ve seen Kids in the last 20 years, but I remember it being like some kind of scavanger hunt for the H.Pos raver babe who had sex one time with some half retard looking dude with a speech disorder…

But this campaign still happened…and I guess she’s still an it girl, OG Hipster girl, in the NYC Fashion scene girl, who is some authentic artist or some shit…despite being 40….and I guess sometimes…that’s enough…hard face girls find Pretty and all…

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny

2015

17

Mar

Terry Richardson’s “Natural Woman” of the Day

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I used to have a babysitter when I was a kid, who was less of a babysitter and more of a midget troll of a woman, who was pure white trash, obsessed with cat piss, smelling of cat piss, who felt bad for me because my mother was a hooker turning tricks, so she took me under her wing and luckily not under her armpit, because that woman never shaved and everytime, especially in summer when she’d lift her arm to get something, and I’d see the matted, sweaty clumps of armpit hair…I would gag…so even when I was young, I couldn’t fuck with a girl who didn’t shave her armpits..I’m such a Misogynist…

I can however, fuck with bush…and ever since the first porno I saw and every girl I fucked until the 2000s had bush, then bush was out and bald pussy was in, and I had to convince and negotiate with girls to grow out their bush….and I guess every once in a while bush happens…and now that it is a trend…I can be a happier, more fulfilled person…so save your bush, don’t shave your bush.

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2015

17

Mar

Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse runs in the same UK relevant it girl circle as a bunch of socialite, rich kid models, including but not limited to Georgia Jagger and Cara Delevingne…

She is also a rich kid, her parents are rockstars, but her dad is a Plastic Surgeon, which I guess allowed her to get into the cool parties with the cool kids, where I assume she met her model agency and her boyfriend, who fucks other girls, Brad Cooper….because he’s Brad Cooper and can…propelling her to a level of relevant…because like grandma always says – you used to model to become famous, now you need to be famous to model…

None of that matters, because she’s a babe, she’s young and she’s showing nipple for GQ…

Posted in:Suki Waterhouse

2015

17

Mar

Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day

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Elisha Cuthbert is a Montreal Hometown hero, who I guess is pushing 40 by now, and who left when she was 17, so I guess she can’t really be considered hometown anything…but she is chubby, and friends with Paris Hilton, and she has been on a bunch of shows…so I guess that’s something…

I remember the only time I was ever in the same place as her, she was pulling some LA cunt behavior, you know acting like she was fucking Hollywood God….where one of my friends went too close next to her and she had security or something pull him away…

If I had energy and if she was more relevant, I would probably want to stunt her family’s house…either doing a flash mob or something equally ridiculous, but that would require way too much effort for someone who is barely relevant…

Instead, I’ll just look at her cleavage…

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2015

17

Mar

Alberte Valentine for Rubén Suárez of the Day

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I don’t know who this model Alberte Valentine is, but the last Albert I saw naked or half naked posing erotically, was an Albert that I never wanted to see naked or half naked, because he was a fat black homeless man..rolling around in the public fountain a few summers ago while on what I can only assume was bath salts…

I guess what I am trying to say is that I don’t care what a girl’s name is, whether it is a black man’s name or a Spanish name, I just care that skinny girls around the world are linking up with photographers because everyone is a photographer, making a ridiculous amount of content for you to masturbate to, guised as fashion / art or photography…when really it’s just photoshoots for the sake of trying to get famous…and in doing that they do it half naked…which works for me…

Posted in:Rubén Suárez

2015

17

Mar

Rosalind Lipsett is an Irish Model on St Patrick’s Day of the Day

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It is St Patrick’s Day….so if you’re not into PORNSTARS DANCING AN IRISH JIG LIKE THEY WERE MICHAEL FLATELY LORD OF THE DAY

Then maybe you’re into an Irish model based in LA, named Rosalind Lipsett, dressed in some green bra and panties and drinking some Guinness like she never left the motherland….filled with Leprechaun’s, Pots of Gold, Golf, and drunks…

I always hated Irish American girls, mainly because they were fat, sloppy, ginger, drunk on beer at the Irish pub, amongst other disgusting girls…just assuming that all Irish girls were pigs…but then I right swiped one on Tinder who was in town visiting…and since she’s snapchatted me her fucking her panties…I’ve changed my opinion…

Now Rosalind may not be quite as good as my Tinder Irish…but she’s still lovely as fuck, not just on St Patrick’s Day, when drunk…but all days…

You should…probably be at a pub getting wasted…being a predator on unsuspecting drunk girls and not hanging on the interent…but here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett

2015

17

Mar

stepGIRL Billie Jane by Chris Vongsawat of the Day

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stepGIRLS is not only the most important snapchat account on the internet….

It is also a creative collective of talented photographers and amazing, often times not known, new face models, coming together that is the more exciting, labor of love, division of DrunkenStepfather….

We may not get any real respect from everyone, and we may be hated by everyone, and we may not get the 50,000 dollar budgets Terry Richardson gets, but we do it because we like it, and because we get to hang with cool people, do cool things, all for the love of girls looking amazing…in pictures..like our stepGIRLS Billie Jane!

PHOTOGRAPHER Chris Vongsawat | INSTAGRAM

MODEL Billie Jane | INSTAGRAM

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2015

17

Mar

Lucy Hale is Slutty for Yahoo of the Day

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I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them….or at least masturbating thinking about fucking them…even though Lucy Hale is in her 20s, she still represents a slut teen, and in porn that’s the most popular category….because people don’t like old, washed up, used up bitches…and young girls are so fun…

I don’t know if she matters, I know the show is popular, which means she probably gets a lot of other work, or is trying to, because you don’t want to get typecast…like you were the cast of Facts of Life, the Cosby Show, or pretty much any successful show except maybe for friends, where Jennifer ANiston was able to take her nipples to Romantic Comedies…

It doesn’t matter, because these Yahoo Style pics aren’t that good, I just like that Yahoo, which was once a GOOGLE search engine is now a magazine making pantyhose fetish porn….

Posted in:Lucy Hale

2015

17

Mar

Failed Hijacking and Other Videos of the Day

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Construction Worker Doesn’t Like the Drone

Multi Car Accident

Grandma VS Rat

Rental Car VS Pole

Bouncers VS a Dude

Don’t Text and Drive…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

17

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I get my social media confused, especially when I am masturbating to your pics. It is like I right swipe on instagram and double click on TINDER,confusing the fuck out of me…but at least I still remember how to jerk off. The only problem is that my penis doesn’t…

All this to say, thanks for all the content…

Fast Food Porn
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Former KKK Leader Takes Pictures of Black People…
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Amber Rose Still Fighting with the Kardashians…
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Comedy Central Doesn’t Like Paul Walker Jokes
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Patrick Schwarzenegger Cheated on Miley
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Obe Armed Surfer Making Babies
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Failed Hijack of the Day
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Drunk Skateboader…
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Matthew McConaughey on Kimmel in Austin…
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Bike Remote Control Drone
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Regis Thug Life…
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Rachel Hilbert Bikini
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Flying Carrots Confusing Dogs
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Girls Tugging At Clothes
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