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2023

21

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Surfs Up!

They say that the internet revolutionized the world, which we all know is pretty fucking debatable – STOP TRACKING MY EVERY THOUGHT YOU DYSTOPIAN MONSTER MACHINE….all in exchange for convenience.

They say that social media revolutionized the internet, which we all know is pretty fucking debatable – STOP MAKING THE MOST HORRIBLE ATTENTION SEEKING PIECES OF SHIT CELEBRATED FIGURES IN CONTENT CREATION TO PUSH THIS CULTURAL VOID….

But we all know the only good thing about the internet or social media is the hardware that got in everyone’s hands to use those things so that they could produce bikini pics for attention from strangers, which ultimately keeps the whole thing running smoothly….and is really the gateway to all the self produced porn you get lost in everyday.

Which is why I do a weekly bikini or swimsuit pic round-up, to remember our ROOTS, where we came from, HUMBLE moments….even though I’m still in the fucking ditch somewhere, not too far from where I started 20 years ago…BUT I AM STILL Here and it’s really because of the BIKINI pics.

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

21

Mar

Yoga Splits and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Porn Ballerina Does Splits

Checkin Her Own Pussy

Trying on Tight Pants

Snorkeling Babe

Crazy Dance Girl

Pool Yoga

Cat Woman Flexibility

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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When they tell you about Internet extremism, or internet indoctrination, they try to push the whole incels, school shooters, trump supporters, truckers, pure bloods, racists, man-o-sphere misogynists on you, as if they are the demons that spawn due to internet misinformation….and not truths…

They never push the women who have been indoctrinated to all the nonsense, usually fat white girls on all the anti-depressants to justify their self diagnosed mental health issues they’ve seen other bitches on the internet have….in some low self esteemed bitch rising up to her full glory in weirdly fake confidence….usually pretending to be survivors of sexual assault….while at the same time posting half naked fat girl nudes like some sort of protest to body shaming bodies that should be shamed….describing all their weird sex acts and referring to their nasty cunts as powerful….

It’s some weird fucking witchcraft….just empowered freaks who destroy their marriages, basically fuck up their kids, in some weird self involved delusion created by the internet….

The whole white girl woke thing, so liberally and inclusive while being totally tone deaf and condescending when dealing with other races, telling gays they are are her bffs and brining the kids to trans queen story time if not trying to get them on meds or transitioning for attention, or to feed their delusions…all filled with rage, outrage while putting large dildos in themselves on reddit.

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Cam Girl of the Day
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Vanessa Hudgens Golfs
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Olivia Wilde Bikinis on the Beach
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Sydney Sweeney Hot in a Bikini
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Claire Danes 2003 Boob Flash
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Lana Del Ray Merch Includes a Branded Pill Case….
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Olivia Dunne’s Hot Gymnastic Moves
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7 Reasons Cats are Better than Dogs – Clickbait
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Tourettes Syndrome in the Interview
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Six Scientists Swallow Lego To See How Long it Takes to Digest Them
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Eiza Gonzalez Hot at a Lakers Game
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Jen Psaki Launches her Show that I am Sure is Great
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Miami Cops Join in on A dance
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NBA Player is Mad at Fans for Talking ABout his Wife’s Oral Skills
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Jimmy Fallon is Trying to be Taken Seriously as a Musician
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Gracie Hunt Bikinis
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Ria Ora Flexes her Abs in Dubai
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Em Rata is Racy On Set
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Scary Train Crossing
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Golf Influencer in Bikini Shoot
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Contortionist is Showing Off
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1989 Magic Tricks
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Gym Owners Save Man from Heart Attack
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Katie Sigmund Golfs
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Nicole Scherzinger Bikinis
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Caroline Vreeland in Lingerie
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Dude Offers $1000 for a Free Throw SHot
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BMW Gets Sunk Fail
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Crazy Girl in Public Prank
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Tom Brady’s Internet Girlfriend Hot in Swimsuits
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Karrueche Tran Bikinis
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Tove Lo Flashes the Crowd
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The Best Way to Tie Your Shoes
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Making 3 Different Gin and Tonics
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Larsa Pippen Claims to Have Had Sex 4 Times a Day with Scottie Pippen
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Sabrina Carpenter Goes to Disney
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Hot Semi Nude Model Posing in Socks for Art
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The Secrets Behind the Empire State Building
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Cruise Ship Employee Caught Filming Woman in Bathroom
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Hot Dress
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Liv Golfer Pees on Camera
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Bella Hadid Celebrates 5 Months Sober in a Hot Bikini
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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Photoshoot
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Drew Barrymore at an Event
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Taylor Swift is Pantsless in Concert
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Riley Keough at an Event
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Tallia Storm Big Cleavage at an Event
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Marsai Martin Big Cleavage at an Event
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Jasmine Sanders in Fitness Gear
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Katherine Schwarzenegger in Leggings
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Joy Corrigan – Hot Outfit
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J.Lo at an Event
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Aunt Becky’s Daughter at an Event
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Dildo Riding in the Shower
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Swinging her Boobs
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10 Acts that May Make You a Whore
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How Does it All Fit
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Hot Amateur
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Dildo Ride to Squirt
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Hot Chick with Big Tits Does an Epic On/Off
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16 People Having a Shit Day
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Caught Compilation
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Insane In Store Bottle Fucker
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Maddie May and her Dildo Pose in Cereal
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Vodka Pussy
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Hottie Riding
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Jasmine Daze Lifts her Dress
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Dressing Room Masturbating
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Hot Body Sonya Blaze Gets Blacked
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2 Amateurs make him 2 Orgasms
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Thigh High Pussy Rub
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Mental Mondays
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Asshole Training
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Scumbag of the Week
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Dildo on the Pussy
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Hard Bone
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Gripping on the Dildo
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Window Dildo Fucker
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Just Fucking Herself
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

20

Mar

Stella Hudgens Topless Bed Selfie of the Day

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Stella hudgens – sister fetish for all the people out there who want to fuck your wife or girlfriend’s sisters because you landed the less impressive one, because they are genetically similar, GENITALLY similar maybe their pussies would match up in police line up for pussies, if pussies were criminals….maybe their pussies are criminals, who really knows….

I prefer the lost in the shadow, rocking a complex, forced to produce nudes to break through even though the people buying said nudes are only doing it for the same reason anyone has ever showed any attention to them, the last name, the celebrity sister, the body casting said shadow on them? There is no escape but tits make the sadness happier.

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

20

Mar

Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day

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Joy to the world, or at least to the three people who read this site and appreciate a full Florida Tit slip out of a dress from a bikini model and early Instagram babe who produced that Florida bikini content before everyone realized it was a critical thing for success on social media. I wouldn’t go so far to say Joy to the Corigan is an innovator or life changer, she’s basically pretty stagnant throughout her instagram model career, but I will say more tit slips in our lives are meaningful, they bring joy to the world as joy brings her tits to the world

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Posted in:Joy Corrigan

2023

20

Mar

Ashley Benson Bikini Tits of the Day

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Ashely benson went back to cock, seemingly took as many loads as she could to make up for that whole lesbian stint of either virtue signalling or being so liberal that you love everyone so long as you can make it marketable, or maybe the boredom of being rich and famous means exploring different sexual realms but ultimately, she ate the pussy and ass of gross women, got fat and dumpy, started taking loads her body craved, since we are breeders, and boom, hormonally where she needs to be to lean up and hotten up.

Sperm gave her a second wind.

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Posted in:Ashley Benson

2023

20

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I may not have faith in the medical community after realizing they are all bought assholes who don’t actually care about their patients, who they view as numbers or paychecks…but I don’t mind if the people working in the medical industry, strip out of the ill fitting scrubs to prove there is a hot body under said scrubs in this era where the hot fetish nurse outfits we’ve grown up on are so far from the shit stained reality….

I think it’s funny that our society is all about the nudes, so much so that these people produce the nudes on the job and no one cares, or gets fired…it’s the ultimate rebellion, a little “what are you going to do when I don’t listen drill sergeants, kill me? YOU NEED ME….I’m a hero”….

Either way, I support the making of nudes on the job, it may be a fall of society event, but I think it’s everything I ever hoped for in a society coming true! Even serious people are degenerates. Amazing.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

20

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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I don’t really spend all that time trying to figure out the appeal of MILFs, I realize that having the tits and evidence of a biological vagina is typically enough for a dude to be drawn to a person…

Whether it’s the experience, having done Sex to completion, or the nurturing nature of a mom who actually has a kid, or the fact that they have busy schedules, husbands, more in protest things don’t matter….

Whether it is mommy issues, looking for the mom you never had or the mom you always wanted because your mom died or sucked…..or whether you’re just lonely and not in a position to be selective….it’s about the gash bro, no matter how scarred, or well travelled it may be….no matter the loose stomach skin battle wins or the amazing laundry skills…it’s about the gash man.

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Posted in:Milf

2023

20

Mar

AnnaSophia Robb Bikini of the Day

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The number 1 search result for AnnaSophia Robb is hilarious to me, it’s “How did she lose her arm” before growing it back to play “Young Carrie Bradshaw” in the prequel to Sex and the City when she was a high school slut, not a NYC metropolitan slut…

The reason people ask that instead of “Why is her name not hyphenated, or two names, I mean why would they Merge the name Anna and Sophia into AnnaSophia, is it some sort of Catholic thing?”….

The reason people ask that is because she played Bethany Hamilton, a one armed surfer and child of god who was eaten by a shark and who just had her fourth child yesterday because you can apparently still take loads in your cunt when you’re armless.

The funny thing about people asking that to me is because I was gifted free tickets to the Bethany Hamilton Soul Surfer movie that they are referencing, probably a decade ago, by some big titty babe which made me feel like a winner because no one gifts me anything…..until sitting through the movie only to be inspired by AnnaSophia’s bikini body.

Well, clearly, all these years later, she still bikinis….and this is that.

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Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb

2023

20

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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You must be a real fucking weirdo to sexualize one of the most basic functions of being a mammal….breast feeding the offspring so that the species lives on.

I mean that’s sexualizing the foundation of our human experience, our survival, our existence…and that just seems so wrong on so many levels…

You should celebrate this human function for it’s beauty, not jerk off to it….man…

So I post these lactating tits to shame you and your weirdness, your sadness, your wishes of finding love or a woman who will breast feed you after she’s breast fed your kin, but thanks to the way society is set up, loneliness and emptiness for you, until you turn trans, then everyone will love you.

I guess I post this because the women with the lactating tits are sexualizing the tits like they would for their husbands when re-integrating sex after their mom pussies have healed…only instead…they are sharing that with the internet…just spraying the camera with their self-produced milk, the way an angry cow would if it had thumbs….

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Posted in:Lactating