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2023

20

Feb

Renee Olstead’s Pantyhose and Titties of the Day

I may not like Renee Olstead’s bolt on titties, especially when I’m pretty sure that she had big redhead tits to begin with, as many redheads do, thanks to their super redhead powers that come with generations of redheads being locked in the basement or left to die out in the woods due to their demonic red hair spirit….they are a species of human based on survival because since the dawn of time people having wanted them dead.

Anyway, I may not like bolt on tits as a general concept, or rule, but rules are meant to be broken and I am all about Renee Olstead turning her celebrity into a glamour model boudoir paid subscriber career.

She’s an accomplished actor, Jazz Singer, Country singer, yet she said all that rat race shit, these dudes will pay to see my tits.

It’s a follow your dreams story of empowerment, or at least of flashing tit, which they like to say is empowerment….and the reality is, the actual industry she came from was far more soulless, disgusting, and miserable….

She’s always making solid moves in the nude model, glamour model, page 3 model world…BECAUSE she was just cast as PENTHOUSE PET, something I guess they are doing again thanks to Penthouse being bought out of bankruptcy….a good thing since Penthouse was always my preferred titty mag in the 80s…they showed the pink.

Renee may not be showing the pink in these pics, but she’s looking good to me….

Here she is singing with David Foster, who apparently found her, to get you through her erotica….

I call this THEME SONGS TO JERK OFF TO RENEE OLSTEAD TIT…..

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2023

20

Feb

Hold this Pose and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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What she would wear as your teacher:

Beach Perving

Tight Dress

Ski Goggle Dancer

Dancing for her Hot Mom

Erotic Dancing in the Kitchen

I think this is a dick sucking joke…

Held Up by the Titties

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

20

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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With AI taking over the world and basically everything being basically satanic, even according to the no religious folk who can look at pop culture, the internet, technology, and think “this is pretty dark” especially when the human hive mind just embraces it and goes along with it mindlessly, you have to wonder if MILKY TITS were always a fetish or if they’ve just become that way because the algorithm feeds milky tit women into thinking it is, so that the worms in their brains tell them to produce content around their milky tits for people to jerk off to, in efforts to encourage all moms to get addicted to porn producing when they are still lactacting….

If anything, that probably leads to more babies being made, like the milky tit ladies out here monetizing the milky tits are forced to keep the milk flowing to maintain their business and entrepreneurial spirit….which I guess is a good thing, you know more kids raised by porn producers to fuck around with the traditional human values we’ve had….

I mean, I’ve always been into any excuse for a tit to be pulled out in public, and even when they were protesting for the right to free the nipple, I was almost willing to leave my self-inflicted prison to join the frontlines…..but now, the milky tit porn being produced makes me very suspicious….

Then again, maybe the lack of breeding, the lower birth rates, the whole end of society has just made the milky tit porn surface to the top because now the lonely losers are interested in how their parents and grandparents used to do things…like milky tits are some kind of lost art that fascinated a bunch of cat owners in their studio apartments….

Then again, who fucking cares….

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2023

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the end of the week, not necessarily the end of the world, but it seems like they want people thinking it’s the end of the world with all the scare tactics…from pandemics, aliens, trannies, satanists, world governments, war, corruption….KEEP the normal man down…global warming, fags in Teslas, free speech, truthers, conspiracy theorists, vaccine mandates, freedom protests, digital ID, social credit score, chem trails, SPRAYING US like bugs, parasites…you know…it’s never fucking ending….who cares about these people.

But we don’t live in a movie, you’re not on the side of good or evil, you’re not the main character, get a fucking grip and go out there and get fucking drunk, get some pussy, make some pussy dance for you….because sitting and hiding and waiting for the end that probably IS not going to happen, whether they want you in your pod eating bugs or not, but if it does….who cares…you can’t control any of that shit….so no need to sit waiting for it…it just gets in the way of fun.

Always choose fun….life is still a wonderful gift even when it’s horrible….and there’s always fucking idiots to laugh at like me….

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If Airplane Companies were Car Companies
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2023

17

Feb

Cardi B’s Wet Ass Pussy of the Day

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I just came across this picture of Cardi B on all fours for Valentine’s Day.

She’s in skimpy underwear because she knows how whore do it since she was a stripper and she knows how to get it done, assuming you believe her origin story….before becoming a demonic pop star that parents let their kids listen to even though she sang songs of her wet ass pussy….a wet ass pussy that we’ll assume the carpet is soaking up the overflow…and that she’s got her face in the roses to avoid the smells….SMELLING SALTS….trash.

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2023

17

Feb

Addison Rae See Through Top of The Day

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Addison Rae is some TikTok girl who China decided deserved American fame and fortune, so they amplified her content on their platform, to champion the platform, to get other people onto their platform, all so they could build a profile on every American who has the app, tracking their every move, their every key stroke, all in exchange for watching idiots produce really lame dance content that’s otherwise embarrassing as shit, but for the sake of fame and fortune, is still pretty embarrassing but they’ll ignore that for the dream….

Which you gotta admit is a pretty great troll by China….turning everyone into a mindless retard dancer who lip syncs badly…you know they sit around and laugh at it while watching the livestreams from everyone’s phone.

Or I guess they trade their privacy, rationalizing it as “they know everything about me anyway”….or “I don’t do anything illegal so take my data”…all in exchange for the opportunity to be like Addison Rae….a talentless hack who makes millions at 20 years old while you other assholes have to work your asses off to not make millions…

It’s all pretty funny…..

This is apparently a sheer top, not sheer enough brother….NOT SHEER ENOUGH!

Posted in:Addison Rae

2023

17

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off Flashers may take the guess work out of the whole wearing clothing, but I’m old and tired now, and I think the guesswork is all part of the fun.

I’m like Christopher Columbus of nudes, I want to seek out the unknown, but when it’s put out there on a platter like an ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET that gives you diarrhea, it takes out ALL sense of adventure and mystique….it’s just there….I’ve got the information I requested, or that I wanted, thanks for that, now I can move on and wait for girls who don’t do On/Offs to do their On/Offs so that I can check their names off my list.

I’m all for for nudity and I ALWAYS hype up the on/off, but I guess today I’m looking for cockteasing whores who lie about how hot they are with clothes, instead of the kind girls who are just giving us what we want, all well behaved, complicit, friendly, generous…you get what I am saying….put your damn clothes on to inspire others to put their damn clothes on so we can go back to being thirsty perverts who crave nudity but NEVER get it unless we break into our dad’s closet and find his old playboys…NOSTALGIA.

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

17

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Nude of the Day

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Liz Hurley is basically AI now, but I guess pretty much everything when you don’t actually leave your house and interact with a screen. It’s like all these bitches are just pixels and text, binary code, 0 and 1s motherfuckers….

But some are more AI than others, like when a 60 year old bikini model turned actor cuz she fucked a more famous dude for an extended period of time, before breeding with a billionaire who killed himself…but yeah, when they are 60 and still present as young and hot, you know there’s something fucking wrong in a big way…and not just because her transgender son who was rejected by said billionaire she bred with took this pic…but that’s pretty wrong too…but wrong that she’s still worthy of a good fucking.

I guess with all the genetic modified foods, the pollution, spray planes, anti-depressants, and all that other good stuff, the older generation rots less aggressively, or just know the importance of staying hot when their existence is based on being hot, either way…THIS IS WEIRD.

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Posted in:Liz Hurley

2023

17

Feb

Jenna Dewan Lingerie of the Day

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I am not sure what world needs back-up dancer Jenna Dewan who I guess is in her 40s, to post a lingerie pic that should be held near and dear to her heart and exclusive for her husband, but this world is getting it.

It brings up a few fucking questions in and around the whoreification of American Women. There was a time when this was some exclusive to someone special and now it’s out there for the masses to consume and potentially jerk off to if they choose to, even though she’s a little old, a mom and we’ve got hotter options.

It’s shameless clickbait from someone with money, I mean she was married to Channing Tatum when his Magic Mike Empire came through, so she’s likely got a solid percentage of that, which is 100s of millions of dollars, plus they have kids, child support, all that other shit…so this is strictly exhibitionism.

Now I don’t hate on ALL exhibitionists, I’m a voyeur, but when they take something special, that should be exciting out fo the mix and just give it away like a COSTCO sampler, it loses all appeal and makes me hate them.

Keep nudes or semi nudes for special occassions, for special people, so when they are leaked they are exciting, even when they are nobodies…

Publishing them as part of a content calendar, like they are in the mix with her daily make-up routine, or her daily dance routine since she’s a dancer, is just fucking boring.

BORING fucking lingerie you attention seeking cunt, that’s not ATTENTION SEEKING ENOUGH, because real ATTENTION seeking cunts show us how big of a DILDO they can take….

Get it together scumbag.

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Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2023

17

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Here are some braless girls who aren’t militant lesbians you don’t want to fuck, but I still call them feminists because feminism as a concept isn’t all that bad of a thing, I mean other than operating heavy machinery, women are as qualified or more qualified than men to get a job done. I mean there’s a reason they are moms who run shit while dads sit at home on their ass farting, watching sports and thinking of tits. Women are more impressive than men on all levels, except the heavy machinery thing, which is likely part of the reason we like to fuck them.

SO…feminism, good, put women in the workforce so we can stay at home dad because we are lazy and like to jerk off all day, working is for suckers…

It’d probably be better or more feminist if women didn’t buy into that lie of working for the man instead of raising the kids, you know by letting men think they were the captor, the earner, the supporter, the captain of the house, the one in charge, the knight in shining armor, while they roll their eyes knowing dude’s a fucking moron as most dudes are…all so they can sit at home and masturbate all day like smart housewives do.

Who cares, so long as getting nude or semi nude on the internet is part of the plan, because whether it’s to denounce the patriarchy, to cry about equal pay, to scam dudes out of money or not, I’m looking at your tits and nothing else matters, I can EASILY filter out the noise. It’s a married man skill and I got it.

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