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2015

02

Mar

Cameron Diaz for Cosmo of the Day

Here is some Cameron Diaz in Cosmo, because she is an iconic woman who has taken her tall model life and transitioned it early on into an acting career that has made her so much fucking money, and has brought her so much fucking fame, that has led to her fucking so many fucking guys, from actors to producers, all while being the fun girl they wanted to be around to fuck…leading to her ending up with one of the Madden Sisters, who in case you weren’t around in the 90s when they made their pre-Napster stupid rock and roll money, are the lamest fucking dudes in the fucking world…

It’s one of those when you get herpes, you stick to your herpes circle of hollywood, and when everyone in the herpes circle is taken and you don’t want to venture into people who aren’t on your level of rich as fuck, or famous as fuck…or you just don’t really know them as well as you know the Madden Sister from all the raging parties they went to in the late 90s together…you kinda just settle with the homie…who you can clearly see past the level of lameness he comes with….while cumming in her…

I wonder if they cover that in the interview….”how do you fuck the lamest dude in hollywood, is that a fetish, or a necessity, you’re Cameron Diaz, still hot while old, washed up and menopausal, what the fuck is this Madden sister shit”….

I feel like they don’t…here are the pics..

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2015

02

Mar

Ashely Benson is Fun of the Day

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Ashely Benson posted some Lame as Fuck topless pics on her instagram from what I guess what a photoshoot…that I guess showcase that she’s been working on getting fit…because in a world with hormones in the genetically modified, high fructose corn syrup food…bitches are getting fatter and fatter and the world is becoming more and more accepting to that unhealthy lifestyle…while criticizing girls who stay fit and don’t overeat for starving themselves in some kind of skinny chick apocalypse…where the fat chicks are trying to either eat up and destroy skinny girls everywhere so that their fat asses become the fucking norm…it’s genocide…and a real issue we should all be paying close attention to.

It’s like “let’s celebrate proven unhealthy, premature death bodies…and shit on babes who are fit because we shit all the time from all the eating. Speaking of Eating..where are the donuts…I’m hungry…I when my blood sugar drops I get real bitchy.”

That was my fat girl impression…I could have gone deeper, but why bother, because based on these pics, Ashley Benson, famous from one show, seems to get it and is looking better than ever…even better than when she had a threesome in Spring Breakers with Riff Raff Franco and some Disney star…and all I am really getting at is that I like when young stars find their identity or try to build their identity in a slutty as possible way…even if it’s not quite slutty enough, it’s a start and that’s more than I can say for anything I’ve ever done. I’m more of why bother kind of guy….

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2015

02

Mar

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is dutch model who up until 2015, is known for being a Victoria’s Secret model, something that worked out alright for her, because it landed her a black superstar DJ husband and baby daddy, lots of money, and a platform to launch pretty much whatever the fuck she wants, since America loves her, and the Netherlands where she is from are excited that America loves her, probably giving her her own TV show in her local market, so that she doesn’t have to travel the world anymore unless she wants to….and she can fade into obscurity until her husband leaves her for a younger model, and she’s forced to fight back and reclaim what she gave up when she got too comfortable with her successes, and cocky enough to quit the biggest thing that ever happened to her, and will probably ever happen to her…Victoria’s Secret…

Well here she is imitating some Classic Hollywood for Vogue Netherlands…because she conquered America…is back home…and will soon be forgotten…here are the uneventful – non-nude pics…

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2015

02

Mar

Marilyn Manson Grabbing Terry Cock of the Day

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Terry Richardson shot these pictures of Marilyn Manson for an upcoming issue of Paper Magazine…

I am not a Marilyn Manson fan, but I did watch The Wonder Years, so seeing him grabbing Terry’s dick, while looking like the freak that he pretends he is…made me laugh…but not as much as him getting his old Jewish Florida retired dad off the Golf Course or gated retirement community he lives on, to get in on the fun, wearing leather and make-up…having a good fucking time, because this kind of shit made the family fucking rich…and rich is good when you want to buy things…and never work again a day in your life…or so I’ve heard by the girls I know who fuck rich dudes…

Posted in:Marilyn Manson

2015

02

Mar

Candice Swanepoel for Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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I don’t expect you to know who Gilles Bensimon is, but he is one of the more legendary fashion photographers, who I guess peaked in the 80s, when he was the creative director for Elle magazine…

He was married to people like Elle Macpherson, who is one of my favorites, and less interestingly, Kelly Bensimon, who got knocked up by him and who allowed her to go onto the exciting legacy of The Real Desperate Housewives of New York…

All this to say, he shot Candice Swanepoel, wet, in panties, looking amazing, because she is amazing…if fact she’s probably the best thing Victoria’s Secret has ever done…and I guess being a photographer since the 60s…shooting every fucking babe ever….makes you pretty capable of this kind of amazing..

But then again he only has 22,000 follower on instagram…that’s like nothing compared to all the photographers on instagram pushing millions of followers for their shitty, obvious, bottom feeding pictures…making me wonder if he really matters….or can even call himself a photographer…right?

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2015

02

Mar

Alison Brie Tits for GQ of the Day

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Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….

She’s in GQ Mexico, which is a nice tribute to her Mexican Nanny, Gardener and Housekeeper you can assume she either had, or has in LA, as that’s not only a Hollywood, “you’re so LA” kind of thing, but also a Jewish thing…because if there’s one thing Jewish girls don’t like, it is having sex with their husbands after getting them to marry them….and housework…and that’s ok with me, because I have a Jewish girl fetish, I feel like they get me…while I stare at their fertile Jewish girl titties…

Here she is for GQ Mexico, because Obscure markets matter, especially when so close to travel to. It’s like might as well be big in Mexico to all the Mexicans than ignore them when they are cleaning your pool…right….

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2015

02

Mar

Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Day

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Do you care about Sports Illustrated enough to care who they’ve decided is their Rookie of the Year? Does their Rookie of the Year really matter, or go onto great things? Do their Sports Illustrated Rookie Card go into your plastic case so that in 20 years you hope it is worth 500 dollars like you did with your 90s sports card collection?

Does the fact that she’s either fucked the right photographers, or sucked up to the right agency that has told Sports Illustrated that they won’t give them free models anymore if they don’t put their new star they are packaging aas the Rookie, the whole reason they even deal with Sports Illustrated is because it helps promote their girls to get bigger pay gigs…not to mention the main agency that Sports Illustrated models are from is IMG, and IMG is the biggest sports agency in the world, repping all the biggest Athletes, and owning tons of Sports events…in what you may call a double or triple dip you’d probably prefer if it wasn’t part of making people richer, and more about getting your dick wet…

All this to say, you’ve never heard of Kelly Rohrbach…now you have…and you can see the entire issue of Sports Illustreated Swim, that you may find dull, but still have to like, because it is babes in bikinis HERE

Here are her bikini pics…looking good…the kind of Rohrbach test I look at and see nothing by tits…

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach

2015

02

Mar

Irina Shayk is Alright of the Day

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There was a minute that I really thought Irina Shayk was a babe. I was all about her Russian Princess scam, where she took her American dreams of a high maintenance life of luxury, and made them a reality by leveraging a gay Soccer Player who no one could know was gay, and who may not even be gay, but who seems pretty fucking gay….

You know, the girl who could have been a hooker, or a Russian Billionaire’s Russian wife…soulless, and focused on the prize….which was personal gain, as these Russian hookers do….you know fuck for the designer purses..and I found the whole thing almost amazing…but then I lost interest, and felt she was just a pile of plastic surgery….still hot, attention seeking, living the dream…but boring…if hot girls can be considered boring…since they are always hot and have some level of interesting to themn…

Well, here she is in some photoshopped, plastic surgery, bathing suit pics…that aren’t exciting, or showing up to Oscar parties half naked, but rather are a product of the level of relevance she’s created herself in whatever scam she’s pulled…that I am totally OK with…because there is nothing more sad to me than seeing a hot chick working a shitty minimum wage job…when they just need to drop their moral compass and whore the fuck out…so dreams come true….and we all like dreams coming true. It’s the foundation of Disney, the happiest place on earth, and no I am not talking about Walt’s dream of creating a mecca for kids he could molest…I’m talking about all the other stuff he created to lure the kids into molest…yes Miley, I’m talking about you…

Here are those pics.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2015

02

Mar

Naked Micaela Schaefer…and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man Escaping Buckingham Palace Hoax

Racist Kids….

Racist Neighbor in Florida

Drunk Thai Man

LA Cops Kill an Unarmed Homeless Man….

Sky Diver has a Seizure as a Publicity Stunt…

Ice Bucket Challenge that Ends in Pit Bull Attack…

Ritual of the Day

Insane Accident in China…Brother Drops Fire Cracker in Manhole…it Explosdes….Sister Falls in Manhole…and dies…

Bro Fight in Orlando…

Dude Kicks Girl for Fun…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever try to remember what went on over the weekend, and whether or not you screwed up by not wearing a condom with what you assume is a meth addicted stripper, because she was old enough to still be into meth, and her scabs were a sign that it could be meth, you know from the scratching, at least you hot it was meth, and not some Tom Hanks in Philadelphia with AIDS lesions, only to question if whole experience was a flashback you had when you were at the mall buying a bath mat with your obese wife that has robbed you of the freedom to fuck crackwhores you once had….and you are at the point of desperation where you can decipher what is real and what is fantasy that omes because real is being locked in a 700 square food hell with a woman who is 700 square foot in circumference…

All this to say, it was a great weekend…and being unemployed just means it’s gonna ride into me eventually dying a horrible, sad, uneventful life…

Words of wisdom…and here are some morning links..

Girls in Sports Bras
GO

Cindy Crawford No Photoshop is All Photoshop
GO

Paris Hilton VS Cuba
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The Guy Having a Seizure While Sky Diving Publicity Stunt
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K-Fed is a DJ
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Fame Whores in bathing Suits Fame Whoring
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Taylor Swift Will Not Talk About Katy Perry
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Kevin Garnett Superfan….Gets Down…
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Halle Berry or Halle Berry Playing Nicole Murphy in a Bikini….
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Tresspasser of the Day
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Paris Hilton’s Got the Best Stalker
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Leonardo and Rihanna Together
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The Brick of the Day
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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