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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2015

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today, I was checking my snapchat…at the grocery store, because I get so many asshole pics of girls I have to constantly check them so that I don’t miss any…and I walked right into some mom bending over tending to her baby. My dick pretty much slammed right between her ass cheeks like I was trying to penetrate her, and for some reason, a reason I call not being her fantasy man…she lost her fucking shit, and assumed I did it on purpose, and when I told her that I was just lost in my sea of asshole pics…she seemed to take things worse…managers were called, police threatened to be called..all because I am a pervert who had an accidental pervert moment…

Here are some stepLINKS…for the Weekend…

Webcam Girl Gets Caught Masturbating in the Library
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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The New Super Girl
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Katherine Heigl in 2001
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Weirdo Jessica Alba Pictures of the Day
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Kelly Clarkson Never Called Miley a Stripper
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Taylor Swift Woke Up Like This
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Oiled Up girl in Lingerie
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney is a Whore Gallery
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The Biggest Beauty Pageant Scandals to Ever Surface
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Emily Rat Cow at an Event
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Emily Rat Cow at Another Event
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Zoe Kravitz Nipples and Cameltoe
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Plots of Disney Movies Spelled Out in Emojis
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Nicole Scherzinger Looks Hot
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Instagram….
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Chris Brown Hates Chirssy Teigen Too
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Teacher Shows Movie in class – Gets Arrested
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Naked French Actor
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45 Deep Sea Creatures That’ll Scare You Away from the Ocean
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Ashley Tisdale Lives
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Fergie Booty
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Topless girl in Black and WHite
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Fox Reporter Exagerated Home Invasion Story
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Girls Doing Fish Face
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Stripclub of the Day
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Dirty in the Tub
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Masturbating
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It’s an Inny not an Outty
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Nude Yoga
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Boobs
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Today in Peeing
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

Mar

Kim Kardashian Nipples in a Mesh Shirt to Celebrate the Attention Her New Hair is Getting of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a classy young lady pushing 40, who recently told the media she fucks Kanye 500 times a day because they are trying to have more babies…something that I wouldn’t put past her, and if her career went the route of porn, there would probably be video of it, and there probably is, because that pussy can handle 500 cocks, there is no doubt in my mind that pussy couldn’t handle all 500 cocks at the same time…it’s just that gaping…

So she dyed her hair blonde, looked silly but the people cared, because the people are silly….and decided to wear a Mesh shirt because she has massive tits…and they can help propel this nonsense that people care about even though she is garbage…and clearly so are all of you because you created her…and I hate you for that..but I don’t hate her for still showing her titties..because titties are fun….even when they are attached to a demon monster shitting on humanity…like this twat…

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2015

Mar

Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Selena Gomez was out in a Sports bra…showing off them tits she bought after Bieber must have dumped her and called her a flat chested hooker…or maybe that she decided to get because she wanted to balance out her LUPUS bloat from the meds…or maybe she just changed her birth control..or she is in a good push up bra but either way, she’s flaunting her tits…and whatever the reason or cause of those tits…doesn’t really matter…she’s doing Disney the way I like Disney done…you know so that I can jerk off to it from the privacy of my own home and not at the Theme park like Walt, where you risk getting arrested as a sex offender due to all the kids walking around….

All this to say, I like this look…

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2015

Mar

Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day

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Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but don’t realize they aren’t, because people around them suck up to them….is that they end up looking like trannies…

Thanks to science and not making babies..she defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…despite menopause..because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness…

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2015

Mar

Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is 100 years old..and still looks amazing…

She was one of the original models I jerked off to in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit back in 1988….an era when Australia was hot, Crocodile Dundee was the shit and, people were into Kangaroos and Elle Macpherson was the hottest thing Australia had to offer…

I guess she’s still doing it…because along with marrying really rich dudes, she’s still a fucking model at her core, and she represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit that people use to value models today…fascinating..

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2015

Mar

Talula Willis in her Underwear of the Day

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Talula Willis is the hottest of the WIllis sisters…I don’t know if she’s the lesbian one, or just the hipster one. I just know that she’s been an ambassador for the nipple campaign and in being an ambassador for the nipple campaign she’s found clever ways to put her nipple out on social media, which I think is a really notable cause, but more importantly, a good use of time…when you have a trust fund, don’t need a job, or even if you work at the local subway, I will like you better if you commit your free time to finding clever ways to show the world your nipple in pics as creatively as possible, so that they won’t get deleted off Instagram to prove a point to the world, and that point is that I can still jerk off to tits like it was the 80s…when her monster of a mom was just sucking dick to get a head

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2015

Mar

Shay Mitchell’s Colorful Facial of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is another ethnically ambiguous Canadian rich girl who’s parents put her into acting because I guess they thought she was cute and that it would be a good hobby that could lead to the fame they felt she deserved…

I know someone who went to the same Boarding School as her in Vancouver, and apparently she was a cunt back then, so I can assume that getting cast on a huge show, and having a huge social media following has made hr more down to earth and respectful of the people around her…that’s usually what giving ego spoiled brats more reason to have egos…does to a motherfucker…just look how it worked out for Bieber…

I’ve never met her, I assume she was exported to LA at a young age…because she’s probably still young…and depsite general American beliefs, no, I don’t know Shay Mitchell from Canada…we don’t share an uncle…and despite being the asshole of America, Canada still has 30 million people, I probbaly only know 10 of them…we don’t all share an igloo..

Either way, she posted pics of her face getting jizzed on by some kind of muppet, or Crayola monster…and I figure there’s a fetish in this, because there is a fetish in everything…and you know even the most obscure thing you can think of….a dude has jerked off to it…which makes for a fun game…try to guess something someone hasn’t jerked off to…I’d say a soiled diaper…but I know people into that..so I gotta dig deerper…maybe something like the remnants of road kill on the bumper of a 1950s Ford Pick-Up truck…I mean that’s getting specific…but there’s probably some backwoods freak into that…driving around right now in his truck looking for skunk to run over…it’s the pheromones that get him…..

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2015

Mar

Gigi Hadid, Barbara Palvin, Lottie Moss and Emily DiDonato in a Shitty Campaign of the Day

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This is a cheesy fucking shoot…they got “it girl” Gigi Hadid, who in being an LA Rich kid has managed to brand herself to the world as a relevant model and I guess you can’t hate her for that. I mean modelling is pretty vapid and stupid, but you might as well spend your time getting paid by idiots who keep telling you how hot you are, it’s good for your self esteem and better than just living off the trust fund doing coke…it’s like make your own coke money or some shit…

She’s with Barbara Palvin, who is a Victoria’s Secret model, apparently disgusting in person….but she was the diversion of Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr…Kate Moss’ sister Lottie is also in the mix, I don’t think she’s 18…and the group comes together with Emily DiDonato, who banged Jake Gyllenhaal and who is thus dead to me…

I mean this shoot could have gone anywhere, and all we got was cheesy hipster inspired shorts in one spread eagled shot…what a waste…

Here are the pics..

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2015

Mar

Georgia Fowler Nipples for a Bikini Campaign of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she’s 22…and she’s booked this campaign with what I assume is a bikini company, but can’t be too sure if it is a bikini company, because I am too busy looking at her nipples in said bikini, reminding me of an early 2000s fetish I once had for Micro bikinis from Australia, that were the trashiest, skimpiest, see through when wet that fat old ladies would wear on vacation and submit pics of them wearing…full vagina exposed…amazing right…but not as amazing when it is done in a “classy” way…with actual models…because nipples on the beach, nipples in bikinis, nipples in general are a good times…and we should encourage this kind of behavior from all brands and all women…alike..because they are just nipples…but amazing…

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2015

Mar

Chanel West Coast Has No Nipples While She Models Lingerie of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is one of those Iggy Azalea, Charli XCX, white female rappers with a fat ass who no one really cares about, except maybe for 15 year old suburban girls who hang out at their local mall…only unlike the other two, this one hasn’t quite hit famous yet…but she’s trying and I guess not hard enough..because she’s from LA, those other bitches are imports…she’s been on TV, those other bitches just sucked the right cock…not to say Chanel West Coast hasn’t sucked the right cock…but based on her record sales she hasn’t….

I don’t know all that much about her, maybe she’s super fucking famous, I didn’t really bother googling her and all I’ve said is speculative. But I will say that based on my knowledge of all things…a good place to try to fix the gaping hole in her career is that when she does hot shoots like this…she doesn’t photoshop out her nipple.

Guys like nipples, girls like nipples, everyone has shown their fucking nipples, and those who don’t just can’t be taken seriously or seen as committed to the cause…especially with an ass like this..I mean it’d be so easy to transition over…so should really work on that…unless she was born without nipples, or had them surgically removed like Angelina Jolie…and these nippleless pics are just how her alien tits were designed….in which case…weird…

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